Naruto's unboxing maniac

"What's that, old man Sandaime. As long as you get Uchiha Fugaku, I promise you not to detonate the detonating talisman on my body. Otherwise, I advise you to sneak out, otherwise you will die when the detonating talisman on my body explodes. He will also be disabled."

puff! !

The Third Hokage looked at Morikawa Shinichi with a look on his face, "If you don't call Uchiha Fugaku, I will blow it up for you." He really wanted to slap him to death.

What evil have I done? God sent this little bastard to Konoha Village to bring disaster to me?

The Third Hokage waved his hand to the ANBU behind him and ordered: "Go and call the brat of the Uchiha clan over. If it weren't for him, things wouldn't have reached this level."

After a long time, ANBU and a young man arrived belatedly.

"Lord Hokage, are you looking for me?"

This young man is very polite.

The Third Hokage pouted at Morikawa Shinichi and said, "It's not me, it's him."

Uchiha Fugaku turned around and looked, and almost ran away without turning around.

It’s so terrifying! !

A little kid with detonating symbols plastered all over his body was sitting on three "pig heads" with his legs crossed and his nostrils pointing upwards at him.

If these detonating talismans explode, Uchiha Fugaku will definitely ascend to heaven instantly to meet Uchiha Madara and other ancestors.

"Boy, I advise you not to move or run away, otherwise I will detonate the detonating talisman on my body in an instant and take you to the sky with me." Morikawa Shinichi said as he looked at Uchiha Fugaku, whose eyes were wandering and he was about to escape.

"Are you bluffing me?! If you detonate the detonating talisman, you will die too!!"

Uchiha Fugaku obviously didn't believe Morikawa Shinichi's words and retorted.

"Haha, didn't they tell you that I was a shadow clone?"

This time it was Fugaku's turn to be dumb, a shadow clone.

Shadow clone.

Avatar.

body.

He turned to look at the Third Hokage, only to find that the old man actually raised his head and looked at the ceiling with interest, whistling in his mouth.

When I came, no one told me that a shadow clone covered with detonating symbols was here!

Morikawa Shinichi stood up and shouted directly at Uchiha Fugaku.

"Fugaku, I heard that you really want to mess with me!! I'm standing here right now. You can come over and deal with me, but if I do it, I lose!"

puff! !

Uchiha Fugaku spurted a mouthful of blood in his heart, shall I deal with you?If you do it, will you lose?

Do I really dare to mess with you?

Just looking at the dense detonating talismans all over your body, I can't even get interested in messing with you.

And your tone is full of threats. Do you think I am a fool?

"Come on, come on, do it! I'll save you nothing and use all those dirty tricks. You're not good at picking up girls, do you blame me? I told you today, Uchiha Mikoto is mine, just give it to me Go away and stay!"

The Third Hokage looked at Morikawa Shinichi, who looked like a gangster, and grinned. He wanted to say something, but he swallowed it.

Uchiha Fugaku was so angry, you robbed my future wife, and I found someone to join your gang. Is there anything wrong?

Are you saying that I'm cheating?

When you confessed your love to my future wife, did you ever think that you were a gangster?

A month later, in the blink of an eye, your whole body was covered with detonating symbols, and you came over to threaten me. Not only did you dominate me, you also mocked me in front of me. Have you ever thought about me? Feelings?

But looking at those tooth-ache-inducing things on Morikawa Shinichi, Uchiha Tomigaoka fell silent.

This master dares to face Hinata

The head of the family, the ruthless man who broke off his son's limbs.

If he angered the other party, it was not impossible for him to detonate the detonating talisman.

"Whatever you want, just tell me."

Morikawa Shinichi looked at Uchiha Fugaku who had calmed down, and said to himself that it was difficult, and then he asked tentatively.

"Fugaku, let's see how easy it is for us to talk and discuss. Kneel down and call me daddy, and this matter will be over. What do you think?"

After hearing this, the Third Hokage's eyes widened when he looked at Morikawa Shinichi.

Can you really ask for a blue face?

Not to mention that it was you who wanted to steal love, but Uchiha Fugaku wanted to join your gang.

Now, taking advantage of others' danger, use the detonating talisman all over your body to threaten others to kneel down and call you dad, you are going to kill them all!

After hearing this, Uchiha Fugaku froze on the spot.

The only thought in his mind was that I had never seen such a shameless person.

You stole my future wife, took care of my little brother, and now you want me to kneel down and call you daddy. Why don't you die? ! !

Morikawa Shinichi looked at Uchiha Fugaku, whose eyes quickly turned red, and suddenly felt something bad.

"Hey! Uchiha Fugaku, I gave you a chance, you must cherish it!!!"

Uchiha Fugaku looked at the detonating talisman that shook his whole body and clattered, and quickly calmed down.

It's impossible not to calm down, after all, those detonating charms are really refreshing.

"This is absolutely not possible, you should change it to something else!" Uchiha Fugaku was so angry that he wanted to strangle Shinichi Morikawa right now.

He now understood why the Hyuga clan repeatedly attacked and killed this little bastard.

Because this naughty kid is so deceptive!

He constantly teases your psychological bottom line, and then while breaking your bottom line, he lets you see that he has no lower limit at all.

To be honest, if he were the head of the Hyuga clan, he would definitely hunt down Morikawa Shinichi with the entire clan.

"I heard that your family has a ninja shop business?" Morikawa Shinichi asked cautiously and tentatively.

I! !

Uchiha Fugaku was about to explode on the spot, this bastard actually got involved in his family's ninja tool business.

"Cough cough cough..."

At this time, the Third Hokage suddenly coughed, because he had thought at the beginning that Morikawa Shinichi was eyeing the ninja shop business.

Unexpectedly, this little bastard would take over the ninja shop in his hands in a month.

"Okay, I'll give it!!"

Uchiha Fugaku looked at Morikawa Shinichi, who shook his body again, and said through gritted teeth.

At the same time, he was also thinking in his heart, just wait for me. When you don't have the detonating talisman on your body, I will personally send you to the west.

"What the hell, sign a receipt for me, I'm afraid you'll default on your debt!"

Morikawa Shinichi casually took out a paper and pen from a desk and started writing on it.

Anyway, the mission definitely failed, but it’s not bad to have a ninja shop.

And the punishment for failing the mission this time is not a big deal.

Isn't it just to randomly select a legendary figure from the ninja world and fight with him for three months? !

How can that be?

As long as it wasn't those cheating punishments, he didn't care.

"Sandaime-sama, we were all deceived by him!!"

When Uchiha Fugaku signed his name on Morikawa Shinichi's paper, a voice came in.

Morikawa Shinichi, who was holding the document, secretly said, "Oh no, the secret has been exposed!" !