Naruto I picked up attributes in Peace Elite

When they got home, Chiba and the two of them put the bags in their hands on the ground. There was no need to cook at night. It was estimated that the three of them would not be able to finish the meal these nights.Qianye was about to turn around and go into the house to rest when Meizi called out to him. "Why are you watching others chasing your girlfriend?" "I have a girlfriend. Do I have other girlfriends?" Chiba pointed at Tsunade, meaning she is my girlfriend and you are not. "I'm going to hit your girlfriend." Chiba thought she was going to hit Tsunade and was about to watch the show, but Meizi slapped her face lightly. "I don't like weak women." Meizi thought for a second and slapped her face harder. "I don't like girls who are hesitant." Unexpectedly, Meizi slapped her face hard. "My mother said she won't let me play with fools." Tsunade laughed like crazy on the side. These two fools are so cute. "Have you played enough, Stinky Chiba? Next time you are indifferent to me, my sister and I will use our family law to serve you." "Family Law When will our family have family law? Even if we have family law, I shouldn't be the head of the family. Come and formulate it." "This family law is for you, so of course it is fairer for us to formulate it." "I would like to hear the details." "Family law one: respect women and recognize women's status in the family." The general content is that no domestic violence is allowed Women must have surprises every holiday. They must say good night to their girlfriends every day when they go to bed. They must be responsible for raising their girlfriends to be fat and healthy. They must protect their girlfriends from being harassed by the opposite sex outside. From now on, the male will lead the inside and the female will lead the outside. Women Manage financial power.After hearing this, Chiba was immediately dumbfounded. This unequal treaty between the eight countries was not equal.What about domestic violence? If you don’t do domestic violence, I’d be fine. Is this raising pigs and raising them to be fat and fat? Is this pig farming? They also manage financial power. Can they recite the multiplication table in the first grade? "I object, I don't agree." "Objection is invalid. This bill was formulated by the Supreme Women's Association. You have no right to express your opinion." "Then I will strike." Chiba said indignantly. "Sorry, you have signed a lifetime long-term employment contract with us. If you go on strike, you will be killed on the spot." "No, do you have to be so vicious?" "It is so vicious. Haven't you heard that the most poisonous woman's heart is?" "But you guys It's a girl." "A girl is also a woman." Chiba has nothing to say. Never reason with a woman, otherwise you will doubt your life.Chiba walked into the room with a decadent look on his face, and the two women clapped and cheered. This was an initial victory in the battle for female status.When Chiba returned to the room, she temporarily put aside the unpleasantness in her mind, took out the manuscript in the drawer and started writing the previous plot.Two hours later, Chiba threw away the pen, stretched his stiff body, then put the written manuscript into the drawer, and finally lay on the bed to rest. "Chiba is out for dinner." Meizi called softly from outside.Chiba was about to get up and go out to eat, but she thought that if she went out like this, it didn't mean that she had given in. If she couldn't let them beg me to go out. "I won't eat, you can eat." Tsunade and Meizi looked at Chiba's closed door outside. "Do you think he is really angry?" "Maybe, we talked a little too much this morning." "Then what should I do? You go in and apologize to him and let him come out." "I'm not going, it's not lunch What I'm talking about is, what kind of family law do you propose, wipe it yourself." Meizi looked at Tsunade with an angry look. "Didn't you agree at the time, and you laughed the most happily at that time." "I'm the big one. If I tell you to go, you go." "You always use the big house to pressure me." "Stop talking nonsense and go quickly. , I will starve my husband to death, and we will be widowed in the future." "Go to Ma, and push whatever you want." Mei Zi timidly opened the door and walked in, then closed the door and saw Chiba lying on the bed with her back to her. "Qianye, baby, are you awake?" Qianye moved her shoulders to tell him that she was awake, but she was in a bad mood and didn't want to talk. "You're still angry with me, why are you, a grown man, angry?" Qianye turned over and looked at her with sharp eyes, which made Meizi feel uncomfortable all over. "First, I am not a man, I am a little kid. Second, I am really angry. Third, if this is how you comfort people, then please get out." "Don't be angry. What you said before was just a joke. "You're kidding me. I take it seriously. You said you didn't have this idea and could speak so fluently. Who would believe it if you didn't draft it in advance." "This is just improvised." I believe you, you stinky bitch. broken. "Anyway, I'm unhappy. Please think of a way to comfort me." Meizi walked to the bed, held Chiba's head and kissed her face. "Is this okay?" "No, the time is too short, I can't feel it." This time Mei Zi kissed him directly on the mouth. This was the first time the two of them kissed mouth to mouth. A minute later, Meizi said with her face flushed and her head lowered. "Is that okay?" "Well, it was you who took the initiative just now. It's me this time." "Ah" Chiba took advantage of her not paying attention and fired back. After 1 minutes, the two separated, Meizi's face was red and she was panting. "I was almost suffocated to death." Mei Zi never thought that this kiss could be so wonderful. It felt like electricity flowing through her body. "Let's go out to eat." Chiba took Meizi's hand and walked out of the house. Tsunade saw the two of them walking out happily, and they were still holding hands. Meizi's face looked a little strange.After the two sat down, Tsunade leaned into Meizi's ear and whispered: "How did you get him." "That's it." Tsunade saw that she was seriously lacking in confidence when speaking, and felt strange, but she couldn't explain why. .Tsunade and Umeko only ate a little and stopped eating. "What's wrong with eating so little?" "Lose weight." Guys in Chiba have been eating so well recently that their bodies have gained weight, and girls attach great importance to their figure. "Isn't it bad to lose weight? A round face and a smile will make you warm, and a slightly fat figure will make you sexy. It will be so soft in your arms and give you a sense of security. It can warm your bed in the winter and cover the sun in the summer. You are gentle, honest and kind. It's better than routine and fake love." "You're laughing me to death, Chiba, where did you learn this weird tune?" "Yeah, it's so funny." "I'm just acting on the spot. With my eloquence, I can go out and call Mai. ." "What is shouting wheat?" "You don't understand, you just set up a stall to sell and shout." "Oh, I'm so tired." "Chiba, if you don't want to be a ninja, why don't you just go into business." "I What to sell?" The two women were thinking about what to sell. "I'll tell you what to sell." "What to sell?" "Selling tofu." "Why sell tofu?" "Making tofu is safe. When it is hard, it is dried tofu. If it is thin, it is tofu brain, if it is thin, it is tofu skin, if it is not cooked, it is soy milk, and if it is stinky, it is stinky tofu." "That makes sense, Chiba, I support you in making tofu." "I support it too." "Support it. Hey, if I make tofu, I will directly sell tofu Wu Dalang, and then my wife at home will be called Pan Jinlian, and here comes a scumbag named Ximen Qing." The two women were confused. What were they talking about? do not know.Chiba was just joking. With his ability, there was no need to make tofu, and he didn't care who the protagonist was.