Douluo who was secretly replaced by the protagonist

Chapter 3: Being naughty and getting beaten every day

"What a stinky monkey, you snatched my chicken legs again"

Another two and a half years have passed, and little Tang San is now five years old. His body is growing very fast, and his appearance is becoming more and more delicate.However, at this time, he looked evil, chasing a monkey all over the room with his bowl and chopsticks held high.

The monkey was all gray and looked like an ordinary monkey.At this moment, it was holding a big chicken leg in its mouth and running wildly around the house.

This monkey knows very well that if it is caught now, it will definitely be entangled for a while.From time to time, he turned around and looked back, only to see an iron bowl coming towards him. He cleverly twisted to avoid it, jumped up and ran onto the stove. He turned around and looked down at Tang San, who was not as high as the stove. He raised his hand and lowered his eyelids. Just a grimace.

"Jijijiji, if you have the ability, come up and catch me."

This made Tang San so angry that he kicked his legs to throw himself on the stove. Unexpectedly, he stumbled and threw forward, his forehead hitting the ground.He stepped on the iron bowl he had thrown.

There was a "bang" sound, and the scene was quite tragic.

"Oh, wow, wow, damn, come down here."

Little Tang San covered his head and got up from the ground. There was already a big bump on his head, which made him grimace in pain.But he still didn't give up, with a ferocious face threatening the monkey who was sitting on the stove munching chicken legs leisurely.

After a while, the monkey finished eating the chicken legs, and after eating, he threw the bones out, hitting Tang San's face accurately.

So... ping ping ping ping rang ding ding dong dong thump

The scene was once quite chaotic, and the scene was once quite tragic.

Until Tang Hao, who was out, walked into the house.

Seeing that the house was in a mess, Tang Hao's mentality collapsed instantly... How many things in the house must have been broken?

It goes without saying that, with a "bang", it was two old punches that separated the man and the monkey who were struggling together.

"Ouchjijiji"

The two little guys covered their little heads in pain, especially little Tang San. His head was wrapped in buns, one of his eyes was black and blue, and his little face was swollen into a pig's head.The little monkey's head is not covered with large or small bite marks. Judging from the purple color, it is obvious that he was bitten badly. His face is normal, because the gray face covers the two panda eyes.

Tang Hao covered his eyes, filled with grief.

What happened? How did my son become like this?

Hey, forget it, after all, at this age, it is normal to be naughty.

After thinking about it, Tang Hao put down his hand and saw the baby and the monkey sitting together and pinching each other, each pulling the other's cheek, and their faces were quite distorted for a while.

Tang Hao suddenly became furious and roared:

"That's enough for you two brats. Don't even think about eating dinner tonight. Look at what you have done to the house. Get out of the house right now."

After roaring, he raised his legs and kicked the two troublemakers out of the house.

There was a "bang", and the door of the house was slammed with a loud bang. The man and the monkey each screamed in pain, and then they started fighting again with red eyes.

"Smelly monkey, if I ask you to snatch my chicken legs, I will bite you to death."

"chirp"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah"

"Quick, squeak, squeak, squeak"

......

"Get the hell out of here, if you want to fight me, stay away. Don't embarrass me at home."

The quarrel between the man and the monkey stopped when a roar came from the door of the house, and they quickly rolled away and crawled away.

"Slid away"

"chirp"

......

The above content is the daily fight between these two skinny monkeys since this gray monkey came to the home of Tang's father and son.

Even though these two guys fight so fiercely, they actually have a good relationship.

Well, when it comes to pranks, one person performs the trick and the other shows off. Once discovered, they run away like crazy.

No, just after the fight, the two brothers walked arm-in-arm towards the village chief's grandfather's house to find the big wolfdog raised by Old Jack.

......

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

What a heartbreaking scream

Today the big wolfdog's tail was bald again.Looking from a distance, you can vaguely see the tears of humiliation hanging in the corners of the eyes of the powerful and muscular big wolfdog, as well as the bare tail.

"What's going on?"

Old Jack, who heard his dog screaming, hurriedly left his job and went out to check, but when he opened the door, he saw nothing.

With a "Wow" moment, Tang San and Monkey suddenly jumped out from the side, looking at the village chief grandpa with a smile.

Old Jack looked at the two little guys who often made trouble at the door of his house. He took two steps back as if he was not aware of it, patted his chest repeatedly and said:

"Oh, it turns out it's Xiaosan and Wukong. You scared grandpa. What's wrong?"

Seeing Old Jack's insincere performance, the gray monkey Wukong curled his lips in displeasure.

This bad old man is very bad.

Seeing his friend being so impolite from the corner of his eye, Tang San reached out and slapped Wukong on the head, showing a sweet smile to Old Jack and said:

"Hello Grandpa Jack, we are here to bring you a gift. Here it is, this top-notch wolf-hair brush."

As he spoke, he took out a very strange-looking brush from his arms. The hair on the brush was brown and gray, and it didn't look like a wolf hair at all.

Recognizing at a glance that the hair on the brush belonged to his own dog, Old Jack twitched the corner of his mouth, but accepted it with a smile. He held it in front of his eyes and exclaimed in wonder:

"Wow, what a beautiful brush. Thank you, Xiaosan. Grandpa likes it very much."

"Hey hey hey"

Hearing this, Tang San was seen touching his head and smiling shyly, while Wukong was watching all this with cold eyes.

Huh, stupid humans

Old Jack put the brush into his cuffs and welcomed the two little guys into the house sideways, saying:

"Have you two little guys eaten? Grandpa is eating. Why don't you eat something with Grandpa?"

"It's good to eat jijiji, ok, jijiji"

When they heard that there was food, the eyes of the two little guys, who had been kicked out of the house before they finished eating, shone brightly and they walked towards the dinner table unceremoniously.

"Grandpa Jack, do you have any chicken legs?"

"Yes, that's enough. Grandpa, there's a lot of delicious food here. If you can't finish it, take some back home."

Old Jack looked at the cute appearance of these two little guys and also showed a kind smile. He touched the little heads of little Tang San and Wukong with a smile, then turned and walked into the kitchen and brought out a large plate of chicken legs and put them on the dining table.

"Come and have something to eat with grandpa."

Tang San and Wukong each looked at each other, blinked, and shouted happily:

"Then I'll start, jijijijiji"

As he said that, he grabbed a chicken leg in each hand and opened his mouth to gnaw.

"Ha ha."

Old Jack saw the two children eating so happily, and he slowly started eating with a chicken leg, while using his other hand to touch the heads of the two cute little guys from time to time.

What a picture of harmony and love

......

I am Jack Peng, the village chief of this Holy Soul Village. I claim to be 68 years old. Now I am old and have no children, and I live a lonely life in old age.

Just five years ago, a strange man came to the village. The man also brought a very cute little baby.

I asked the man to settle in the village and open a blacksmith shop.The man's name is Tang Hao.

The little guy Tang San is Tang Hao's son, the little baby back then. He is a very lovable child.

I have always wondered how that terrible guy Tang Hao gave birth to such a cute child.Sometimes I just go to see the child, but they always kick me out. The child won't even let me touch it. What a hateful bastard. The child is so cute and won't even let me hug him. What a stingy person. man

Fortunately, now that the child has grown up, he will no longer be locked up at home by his annoying father. I can finally visit him when he goes out to play, so as to comfort my lonely soul in old age.

One time, I brought little Tang San back to my house for dinner, but that bastard Tang Hao kicked down the door of my house and took the child away forcefully. From that time on, I We have a big wolfdog at home, and I thought that this would prevent Tang Hao from interrupting the warm time that our grandfather and grandson had a meal together.

However, the result is that my poor dog has been suffering from bruises and swollen nose and face every three days.

Oh, by the way, little Tang San also raised a gray-skinned monkey and named him Wukong.The two boys played very closely.As he grew up, he became a little naughty and often made trouble at home, so he was often punished and could not eat.

Just like that, my chance came

Just when these two little guys were squatting at the door of the house with hungry bellies, I would walk over with a cane and take the children back to my home for dinner.

But I couldn't bear it when my child grew up and became sensible, so he refused to eat for free, and as an old man, I was reluctant to let my child work, so I said that if I wanted to come to my grandpa's house for dinner in the future, I would just give him a small gift.

At first, little Tang San would give some small things made of straw, such as crickets, grasshoppers, small wreaths, etc. Later, when he really didn’t know what to give, he started to pick up the tail hair of my dog ​​to make a writing brush, and then said It was given to me by the Langhao brush.

What else can I say? Of course I accept it happily. After all, it is the child’s heart.

Therefore, the current scene has emerged.

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While eating, Old Jack recalled that when he first proposed a gift in exchange for food, the little Tang San's first reaction was to hand Monkey Wukong to him and say that he wanted to give it to him.

Hehehe, that’s so cute

I couldn't help but reached out and rubbed the child's head again, and the chicken drumstick in my mouth became even more delicious.

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