Douluo who was secretly replaced by the protagonist

The time when Tang San and Dai Mubai lay down one after another after burning incense passed. On the same spot, Tang San and Dai Mubai, who turned around, looked at each other.

It was embarrassing.

"Uh... what about that, Mubai, can you still move now?"

"..."

Seeing this scene, Old Jack couldn't help laughing. He rolled his eyes and smiled:

"Okay, you two stay here and don't move. I'll call some little guys to take you back."

Tang San was a little confused, "Why didn't you take us back, Grandpa Jack?"

"Old man~ This old bone is of no use" Old Jack laughed and drifted away, leaving Tang San and Dai Mubai messy in the wind.

"Really, what is Grandpa Jack planning to do?" Tang San muttered, then raised his head and stared at the bright moon in the sky.

What I was thinking about was, I didn’t expect that hitting people with the Clear Sky Hammer would be so exciting~

As for Dai Mubai, who was still lying dead on the ground, Tang San didn't care so much. He couldn't even raise his hands, he could only open his mouth to speak.

Therefore, it is better to wait obediently for Xiao Ao and the others to take them back.

Ugh.......

.......

At the same time when Dai Mubai and Tang San were engaging in a unique fist fight between men, Ma Hongjun walked out of the bathroom feeling refreshed after washing away the filth oozing from his body.

After finishing the bowl of Shiquan Dabu Decoction, when the little fat man saw the moonscape outside, he felt that it was much different than before.

All in all, a huge relief

It's just that Ma Hongjun doesn't look very excited on the surface, but is extraordinarily quiet.

He stared blankly at the bright moon in the sky for a long time, and finally let out a long breath. A hard-won smile appeared on his fat face, and his eyes were slightly moist.

Suddenly, when he heard the footsteps, the little fat man hurriedly raised his hand and rubbed his eyes. After wiping away the tears, his eyes were still red.Turning around, I saw it was old Jack.

The old man looked at him with the same kind smile on his face.

"Little Fatty, Mubai and Mistress are waiting for someone at the playground right now. You go and have a look."

"Ah, oh, oh, I'll go right away." Ma Hongjun was feeling shy at the moment. He didn't know if the old man had seen him secretly wiping horse urine as a grown man, but when he heard that Dai Mubai and Tang San seemed to have something to do, he came immediately. spirited

After saying that, the little fat man ran outside in a hurry.Old Jack stood there, looking at his running back, and smiled slightly.

The "knock-knock" sound that followed was the sound of the old man turning around and walking away on crutches.

......

Long before Old Jack found Ma Hongjun, he met Oscar who had just come out of the dean's office on the village road. Without any explanation, he called him directly to the playground.

When Oscar arrived in a hurry, he saw the two of them slumped there like two salted fishes. For a moment, one of them couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

He didn't know why, but when he saw Dai Mubai and Tang San looking like this, Oscar felt a little funny.

Now Tang San was not happy, "Hey, hey, Xiao Ao, what are you gloating about? This is not kind."

"Hmm." Oscar tried his best to suppress his laughter. He first went to Dai Mubai and knelt down to poke him in the face under the almost murderous gaze of the White Tiger Soul Lord. His peach blossom eyes were full of happiness.

Then Oscar came to Tang San again. Although he didn't laugh out loud, the expression on his face made people angry.

"I said, what did you two do to make this happen?"

"Stop talking nonsense, neither of us can move now. Let's carry us back to the dormitory first." Tang San glared at Oscar angrily.

Hearing this, Oscar looked embarrassed and said, "No, you two are as strong as cows. It's okay if I carry one on my back, but you two together..."

Just when the white-haired "boy" was in trouble, the three of them heard someone's shout from a distance.

"Boss Dai and third brother, are you okay?"

When people arrived, Tang San, Dai Mubai and Oscar saw clearly that it was Ma Hongjun.

Seeing the little fat man panting, the three of them couldn't help but feel happy.It's okay now, let's go back to our homes.

"Okay, fat man, don't worry about it for now. Let's carry these two salted fish back to the dormitory one by one," Oscar said.

Although Ma Hongjun didn't know what was going on, he still responded: "Yeah, okay, okay, then I'll take Boss Dai back first."

As he said that, Xiao Pang Dun lowered himself down and directly carried Dai Mubai on his shoulders without even thinking about it.

"hmm"

"Don't worry, Boss Dai. I'll take you back to the dormitory right away." Ma Hongjun was in a hurry. He didn't even look at Dai Mubai, who rolled his eyes at his simple and crude action. He ran around with his big fat legs. Lost.

Ma Hongjun's actions made Tang San's eyelids twitch. He couldn't help but turn his gaze to the delicate white-haired "young man" in front of him, his eyes were sincere and pitiful.

"Xiao Ao, please be gentle later..."

"..."

Tang San is probably the only person in Shrek who can directly stir up people's mentality with just one sentence.

Oscar's mouth twitched and he moved forward, then pretending to be casual, he put his foot on Tang San's drooping hand and lightly crushed it.

"Hiss" Although it didn't hurt much, Tang San still pretended to take a breath of cold air, "Xiao Ao, you stepped on me."

"Oh, really?" Oscar's expression remained normal,

Feeling Oscar's piercing gaze, Tang San swallowed his saliva, "No, it's nothing, it just hurts a little."

"It's your turn." Oscar gave Tang San a roll of his eyes unceremoniously, then lowered himself down and took one of Tang San's arms to put on his shoulder.

"Hold on tight, don't blame me if you fall."

"Oh..." Tang San stayed on Oscar's back and replied weakly.

Tang San didn't know what Oscar was thinking. He just carried it on his back. What was he doing when he stood up and slapped his butt?

Rogue...

After teasing Tang San a little, Oscar was in a happy mood, smiling on his pretty face facing the front, with a hint of rosiness appearing faintly.

"hey-hey."

Unable to hold it back, Oscar laughed out loud.

When this laughter reached Tang San's ears, goosebumps rose up all over his body, and his face instantly turned blue.

No, he's really a gangster.

Is Xiao Ao gay...

cough

It should be said that he is worthy of Tang San. In that brain circuit, what he is thinking about at the moment is not how to "protect himself", but his dissatisfaction.

No, we are not so easy to be taken advantage of. I have to find my place.

Thinking of this, not knowing what Tang San was thinking, he put his mouth to Oscar's ear, blew a breath of hot air, and then said faintly:

"Xiao Ao, you look really good in this dress, hehe..."

As soon as these words came out, Tang San could feel Oscar's body stiffening for an instant, and he couldn't help but feel proud in his heart.

Hehe, the little boy is fighting with me

Then......

"Ehhhhhhhh"

"Hey, I'm going to Xiaoao, what are you doing?"

With a "bang" sound, Tang San fell to the ground gorgeously and fell backwards, grinning in pain.

And in the same place, there was an Oscar who was covering his ears and blushing after screaming.

......