Snakes at Hogwarts

"Ahahaha~ That's right!"

In the cabin, upon hearing Andros's words, Hagrid laughed awkwardly but politely.

He couldn't help but pick up a cookie that had been baked into a dark brown color from the dinner plate, and then threw it into his mouth.

Accompanied by a crunching sound that sounded like it was about to break teeth, Andros couldn't help but touch his cheek.

Even though he didn't eat the famous rock cake, Andros felt that his teeth started to hurt just by hearing the sound.

Hagrid's teeth are, well, nice.

"I actually know that Yaya is a bitch, but I've gotten used to this name over the years." Hagrid explained vaguely.

"Because I had a three-headed, oh no, ahem, pet dog before. It was definitely a strong male dog."

Knowing that he had said the wrong thing, Hagrid quickly closed his mouth. He coughed a few times, then picked up his tea cup and drank the liquid in it.

Hey hey hey, Hagrid, you are too broken!

Andros couldn't help but roll his eyes inwardly.

No, can you let this slip?

Hagrid's mouth is really as lax as the original work says!

This should be talking about Lu Wei, right?

Andros never expected that this stupid man would actually take the initiative to tell some explosive news before he asked anything.

He couldn't help but glance at Hermione's expression. The girl was pouting her lips and looking curiously at the plate of cookies on the table that didn't look very good.

She didn't seem to notice the explosive point that Hagrid unconsciously said.

Well, that's good.

If possible, Andros even hoped that Hermione would always be kept in the dark.

That way she can grow up safely.

...

"What about your previous pet dog? Is it gone?" Andros asked more or less knowingly, intending to continue to get some words out of Hagrid's mouth.

"No, no, no, Lu Wei is still alive and well." Hagrid waved his hands repeatedly.

"He is in a very safe place now. I have temporarily handed him over to, um, a certain, respected old wizard to help protect some things. Um, okay, okay, let's not talk about this for now, Ender, who is this cute little girl? Why don’t you introduce her to me?”

Knowing that he had made a mistake, Hagrid quickly brought the topic to Hermione. He turned his head and showed what he thought was a very kind smile to the little girl who was still a little overwhelmed.

But judging from Hermione's still somewhat panicked expression, it was obvious that she didn't understand the kindness in this smile.

"This is Hermione Granger, a first-year Ravenclaw student. You should have met her before." Andros introduced.

"Hermione, this is Hagrid. I have mentioned it to you many times before. Don't worry, he is a very enthusiastic person. You will realize this soon."

"Yes, yes! Of course I know!" Hagrid stroked his beard vigorously, as if he wanted to make it as tidy as possible.

Seeing Hermione's evasive eyes, Hagrid's face was filled with a smile.

"Don't be afraid, Hagrid never eats from children." He said a witticism very humorously.

"Can I call you Hermione?"

The girl nodded slightly.

"You know me?" She still looked a little confused.

"Of course, of course I know you. Every time I go to the auditorium, I can always hear students whispering that there is a little genius among the Ravenclaw freshmen this year!"

Yo?

Since when did Hagrid become so good at talking?

Andros raised his eyebrows in surprise. In his impression, Hagrid has always been an upright person with a simple brain and special personality.