Snakes at Hogwarts

If the Weasley twins dare to say second place at Hogwarts when it comes to pranks and pranks, then maybe no one dares to say first.

Because these two guys seem to have put all their talents into pranks.

Ever since they entered Hogwarts, this ancient castle that has been passed down for thousands of years has forever lost its peace and tranquility.

He released jinxes in the corridors, set up prank traps, blew up the school toilets, broke into the Forbidden Forest many times, frequently molested Filch, and was the main attacker in retaliating against Slytherin.

The twins seemed to regard violating school rules as being as simple as eating and drinking.

According to incomplete statistics, during their short academic career, these two guys may have violated as many as two hundred school rules.

Even a considerable part of the new school rules issued by Hogwarts every year are specially tailored for them by Filch.

But they were still not expelled from Hogwarts by Dumbledore.

It wasn't until Umbridge became the principal of Hogwarts that she rode the broomstick symbolizing freedom and flew away from Hogwarts.

This is enough to illustrate a problem. Dumbledore is very tolerant of students.

This may be because Lao Deng is also a Gryffindor.

Whether they are Gryffindor or Slytherin, they all have one thing in common.

Disdain and non-compliance with rules.

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Of course, in a sense, the Weasley brothers can also be called gifted wizards.

After all, only those extremely outstanding wizards can invent and create spells during their studies, or create many excellent magic items like the Weasley brothers.

But, this talent seems to have accidentally gone astray?

Perhaps because of the conflict between Andros and Snape, they did not show much hostility towards Andros, the little Slytherin, and instead invited him to join a newly created society.

Secret rebellion against the Old Bat Federation.

Well, a secret society that you can guess from its name is not going to do good things.

Even after hearing Andros' request, the Weasley brothers readily agreed. They took out various prank props with different functions from their pockets like magic, and soon they Covered the entire table.

There is no wizard here, they are simply two mobile arsenals.

Looking at the twin brothers who kept pulling out prank props from their robe pockets, Andros wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

He didn't expect that these two guys had so many bits and pieces on them!

How can a normal person carry around twenty or thirty big dung eggs with him?

How do they usually carry it with them?

Aren't you afraid that one careless operation will cause all the feces and eggs to explode together?

Looking at the vast pile of shit-yellow balls, Andros took two steps back in fear. He never expected that the Weasley brothers would have so much inventory.

How did they get in and eat?

This is a magical stink bomb that looks about the same size as a billiard ball in the Muggle world. It will explode if it is stimulated by the outside world.

As its name suggests, both its color and the smell it emits after the explosion are the same as human excrement.

Even more fragrant smell will be emitted due to the designer's abnormal design.

In the 80s, a British wizard named Alberic Glenion invented dung eggs as a way to express his dissatisfaction and protest against the then Ministry of Magic.

However, what is unexpected is that this thing has been warmly welcomed by the majority of young wizards as soon as it came out, and it has become a new way for them to play tricks on others.

To this day, dung eggs remain a timeless classic prop for pranks.

"Aren't you afraid of accidentally detonating it with so many dung eggs?" Andros swallowed nervously.

Merlin, if you accidentally explode one of these dung eggs, the smell will probably make you faint.

This thing is simply an enhanced version of the biological weapon in the magical world.

"Don't be nervous, of course we have our own unique methods."

"As to what exactly?"

"Sorry, this is the exclusive secret recipe of the Weasley brothers."

The Weasley brothers proudly showed off that they were very satisfied with Andros's reaction.

"For the prank you gave Snape."

"And because you're very talented at pranks."

"We will graciously allow you to take a few knick-knacks from our personal collection."

"But don't blame me for not reminding you."

"Some things are quite dangerous and may even cause you irreparable harm."

"Choose whatever you want, then I'm welcome." Andros walked quickly to the long table. He didn't care about the twins' threatening words.

Have you never eaten pork and never seen a pig running?

There are those in the original work. Although Andros has never seen them, he can roughly guess what they look like.

What's more, the Weasley brothers were still very immature at this time. They had not yet invented the crazy prank props that would later be used, and most of the things they had on them came from Zuko's Joke Shop or other prank workshops.

He first picked up a few pieces of black and white patterned candies with unknown effects that looked just like those mint hard candies in the Muggle world, and then picked out a white porcelain teapot.

There is a very shallow crack at the spout of the teapot, which can easily be overlooked if you are not careful.

Instead of rashly touching the spout with his hand, Andros threw the mint candy he had just received in the direction of the teapot.

As if being stimulated by something, the previously undetectable gap quickly opened and turned into a big mouth full of sharp teeth, swallowing the piece of candy in one gulp.

"Ke~ke~ke~"

Immediately afterwards, the teapot began to jump up and down continuously, and at the same time, a gurgling sound came from the gap.

Looks like you're hiccupping?

Sure enough, this should be a teapot that can bite people, and the candy will make those who eat it burp continuously.

Under the stunned gazes of the Weasley brothers, Andros conjured up a few ropes, tied the teapot tightly and stuffed it into his pocket. Then he focused on the vast amounts of excrement on the table. On the egg.

Although this thing is disgusting to use, its effect is definitely extraordinary and powerful.

If used properly, it will definitely have unexpected effects.

If they had had dung eggs on their hands that night, they might not have bothered to knock down the armor.

It's free stuff anyway, so don't give it up. With this thought in mind, Andros put the big dung egg into his pocket without ceremony. He didn't use his hands, because this kind of thing would stain his hands.

Moreover, the feeling is no different from grabbing a lump with your hands.

Wait, why does he know these two feelings are the same?

Forget it, don’t talk about this.

Andros waved his wand and used a floating spell to put the dung eggs into a small black cloth bag one after another.Then he tightened his pockets very carefully. He didn't mean to be polite at all. Fred and George looked at them and smacked their lips in pain.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's almost done."

"Don't blame me for not reminding you. These dung eggs are enhanced versions that we have carefully developed. Its power will definitely exceed your imagination."

"Okay, I get it."

With a bag full of gadgets, Andros left with satisfaction, leaving only the Weasley brothers looking at each other.

"Hey, why are you trying to win over a little Slytherin like this?"

After Andros left, George asked glumly.

"When have we ever done such a loss-making business?"