Naruto's Dimensional Chat Group

Welcome monster idlers to join the chat group.

It took a full 5 minutes before a prompt crossed over on the chat group page.

Youkai Xianzhe: Alas, this is the chat group, which means that the prompt in our head just now is real, and it is not our hallucination.

Youkai Xianzhe: What is it? Youkai Xianzhe, what kind of malicious name is this? This chat group is here to find trouble. We are obviously the monster sage, okay? Don’t think that I don’t understand Chinese. How can I fix this if I can’t understand it?

Uzumaki Naruto: Hahahaha, I think the default name of the chat group is very suitable for your situation~

Monster idler: slander and get angry. This is Hong Guoguo’s slander. Even if the group leader slanders us, we will still be angry. What idler, we are usually very busy.

Uzumaki Naruto: If you are busy hibernating, spring hibernation or aestivation, as the saying goes, spring is sleepy, autumn is tired, and summer is a nap. Don’t you still have another chance to change your nickname~

Uzumaki Naruto happily interacted with Yakumo Purple on the other side of the screen, just like the licking dog holding a mobile phone and chatting with the goddess in his previous life.

However, seeing how quickly Yakumo Murasaki became proficient in using chat groups and even sending emojis, Uzumaki Naruto was quite impressed. As a youkai who had never been exposed to high technology, it was obvious that he could master this thing so quickly. Yun Zi's IQ is still very high.

Xiaomi: What? I’m still thinking, Naruto-kun, who do you want to invite~ I didn’t expect it to be this old woman

Kurosaki Kari: Hmm~ Youkai idler Yakumo Murasaki, even a person like me who doesn’t know how to remove Two-dimensional, is familiar with this name.

Zhang Chulan: I also know about the legendary Zima. My roommate’s pillow has her printed on it.

Uzumaki Naruto: Nani, someone actually stole my wife from me. Believe it or not, your roommate is hanging around. I pushed him to the ground with a big jade rasengan and rubbed him.

Huang Rong: Do monsters really exist? This is my first time seeing them.

Sabo: Hahaha, it seems that Miss Huang Rong and I are the only ones who don’t know this lady~

Xiaomi: What kind of lady is this hamster? It’s obviously an old woman who has lived for thousands of years.

17-year-old Yakumo Murasaki: You guys have gone too far. I'm so angry. We just changed our names, but you actually used so many words.

17-year-old Yakumo Murasaki: Moreover, she blatantly criticized me for going too far, knocking on the table too much, and Naruto Uzumaki, who do you call your wife? We are a 17-year-old young girl who is single and single. We have no plans to find a spouse for the time being. Don’t ruin our reputation. oh

17-year-old Yakumo Murasaki: And the chat group doesn’t say, we don’t belong to the same world. Why do you know us? Is this chat group fake? In fact, you are residents of Gensokyo. If you dare to play tricks on us, be careful I will Clear all the gaps between you

Yakumo Murasaki from Gensokyo looked at the virtual screen in front of her and became suspicious. A dangerous look flashed in her eyes. If someone else was really playing tricks on her, she would let them know about the monster idler.

It's the terrible consequences of the monster sage's anger.

The bastard was almost led astray by that damn chat group.

Uzumaki Naruto: Although I also want to go to Gensokyo and open a big crystal palace, but unfortunately, we are not in the same world.

Uzumaki Naruto then edited a group notification about parallel worlds, anime, novels, movies, TV series, and other works. Everyone who joins the group can see it, so that he doesn't have to explain it to newcomers.

It turned out

Yakumo Zi looked at the group notification edited by Naruto and fell into deep thought.

17-year-old Yakumo Murasaki: In other words, I am an anime character and very popular in your world.

Xiaomi: Tsk, although I don’t want to admit that you are an old woman, but you are indeed so popular that you can be called the wife of all the people~

Xiaomi: And I’ve also read your notebook~ Naughty

Uzumaki Naruto: Xiaomi prays that you must share a point with me.

shit

Yakumo Purple's heart seemed to have been trampled countless times by a hundred grass and mud horses.

What the hell is this book? When she thinks of a bunch of dead nerds, calling her wife, and then looking at the book drawn with her own image, doing such and such things, Yakumo Purple feels chills all over her body.

17-year-old Yakumo Murasaki: Stop laughing and crying, and you, Naruto Uzumaki, you must act like a brat and you are not allowed to look at such messy things.

17-year-old Yakumo Murasaki: Xiaomi, don’t let him go crazy

Kurosaki Kari: Let me tell you, Xiaomi, as a girl, how can you read such bad publications? Please pay attention to the impact. And Naruto-kun, how can you ask a girl for bad books? Really, you are only 11 years old.

Uzumaki Naruto: Oh~ I was already 17 years old in my previous life

Kurosaki Kari: That’s not allowed. The past life cannot be counted. After Naruto-kun’s reincarnation, he is only 11 years old. This will be used. In short, he is not allowed to be exposed to inappropriate publications.

Tsk, Kurosaki Natsuri, the housekeeper of the Kurosaki family

Uzumaki Naruto: Hahaha~ If you don’t want to watch it, don’t watch it. It’s all fake. Now that I know the real Yakumo Murasaki, why am I still watching the fake ones?

Uzumaki Naruto: 17-year-old Yakumo Murasaki, please marry me when I grow up. I will leave the position of the main palace to you.

Zhang Chulan: He spoke the lines of a scumbag in a serious manner.

Sabo: Said the scumbag line 1 in a serious manner.

Xiaomi: He said the scumbag’s lines 1 in a serious manner.

17-year-old Yakumo Murasaki: We refuse, you brat, are you thinking about starting a harem at the age of 11? You are a scum, you are definitely a scum, aren’t you?

Uzumaki Naruto: I feel that if I give you a complain energy collector, you will accumulate NPC very quickly.

Huang Rong: I just went to cook for dad~ I made some dishes for everyone to try.

Zhang Chulan: Oh my god, it turned out to be Goddess Huang Rong’s delicacy

Sabo: That Miss Huang Rong cooks delicious food?

Zhang Chulan: It’s delicious. No, no, it’s not a question of how delicious it is. It’s Goddess Huang Rong’s dishes, which are the best in the world.

Uzumaki Naruto: Zhang Chulan, are you stupid? Why did you tell them? We can eat more if you don't tell them.

Zhang Chulan: Damn, that was a miscalculation.

Huang Rong: That one is actually not that delicious~ I have uploaded it to the group folder.

Zhang Chulan: Then you have to grab Uzumaki Naruto quickly.

Then Zhang Chulan discovered

Zhang Chulan: Damn it

When he went to the group folder, he only grabbed a plate of palace tofu.

Zhang Chulan: You guys went too far. All the twenty-odd dishes were snatched up, especially Zi Ma’s eight dishes.

Uzumaki Naruto: Who made you stupid~

Zhang Chulan: You also said that you grabbed nine sets by yourself

17-year-old Yakumo Murasaki: Hehehehe we are not alone~ We also have a blue-chan in the house~ And what the hell is Murasaki’s mother~ We can’t act like we didn’t hear it.

Uzumaki Naruto: Don't worry when you can travel around the world in the future, I will help you with your travel expenses to smoke his 17-year-old Yakumo Purple.

Zhang Chulan: Damn it, Naruto, you can't betray your brother just to pick up girls.

Uzumaki Naruto: Who is your brother, who are you? We don’t know each other. It’s noon, and these dishes from Sister Huang Rong are just right for having lunch with Sakura, Hinata and Ino. See you later~