The Mightiest Badger at Hogwarts

"Do you think my voice is funny? Huh?"

Professor Kettleburn's words caused the expression on the young Gryffindor's face to be instantly replaced by panic.

He looked at Professor Kettleburn's hideous face covered with scars, and said with trembling lips:

"Not...not! Sir!"

"Call me Professor!" Professor Kettleburn stepped forward and was in front of the young Gryffindor in an instant. "Do you know why my voice becomes like this?"

"I'm sorry, I don't... don't know..."

Looking at the young man's trembling look, Professor Kettleburn suddenly smiled.

He raised his head slightly, pointed at a terrifying scar on his neck and said:

"It's because of this wound! It was caused by a Peruvian Venomtooth Dragon! It scratched my throat with its claws! Although I survived, my voice became what it is now! So... Do you still have any questions now?"

"No... no more."

"That would be the best!" Professor Kettleburn waved his sleeve with his intact arm, took a few steps back and said to everyone, "If you still have any questions, you'd better ask them now. ! Otherwise, don’t blame me for not giving you a chance!”

Faced with Professor Kettleburn's words, there was silence.

Professor Kettleburn's appearance is really too bluffing, and everyone is not a fool. No one will jump out to touch his trouble at this time.

Upon seeing this, a smile flashed across Professor Kettleburn's face.

He snapped his fingers and said to everyone:

"Now, let's officially start class. Today, I plan to let you meet my good friends. Oh! By the way! I just found that you seem to be quite interested in unicorns. This is a good thing, because This friend of mine happens to have a horn too!"

Professor Kettleburn spoke slowly, but no one in the audience was listening to him seriously.

Because at this moment, a series of heavy footsteps like war drums were coming from the Forbidden Forest.

As the footsteps gradually approached, a huge creature rushed out of the forbidden forest like a tank.

This huge creature looks like a rhinoceros, but the huge horn protruding from its forehead is much larger than a normal rhinoceros.

Of course, this is nothing. What really frightens people is that there seems to be a soft sac on its forehead, which leads directly to its horn, and there are many orange-red lights constantly flowing inside. People can't help but think of the energy cannons in those science fiction works.

"Oh!"

Accompanied by a muffled sound.

This huge monster slammed into a big tree that could only be surrounded by four people. The horn on its forehead easily penetrated the trunk, and with an orange-red light flashing, the giant monster The tree actually exploded.

Looking at the giant tree that collapsed to the ground and the orange-red liquid remaining at the break of the trunk, the people who had gathered in front of Professor Kettleburn were stunned for a moment, and then screams and howls rang out from the crowd. .

The situation began to get out of control.

"Quiet!"

Professor Kettleburn kept roaring, but no one listened to him at all. Everyone was running away towards the castle like crazy.

"Roar!~"

A deafening roar of terror came from the mouth of the giant beast, and everyone who had already fled far away stopped because of fear.

"Well done! Old friend!"

Professor Kettleburn smiled and gave the giant beast a thumbs up, and the giant beast nodded towards Kettleburn upon seeing this, and even smiled in a very humane manner.

Link felt that there might be something wrong with his aesthetic sense, because he actually thought that smile was a bit cute!

"Now, let me introduce it to you! This is my old friend, Jack the Poison-horned Beast!" Professor Kettleburn said with a smile, "As you just saw, Jack, as a Poison-horned Beast, is not only It has a huge and strong body and anti-magic leather armor that can withstand most magic attacks. Its horns are still one of the sharpest things in the world. Even black silver alloy is like parchment in front of it. It will break with just one poke! Of course, the most important thing is the venom in its venom sac. Anything contaminated by this venom will explode into pieces with a 'bang'!"

As soon as Professor Kettleburn finished speaking, the poisonous horned beast that was still smiling just now roared at everyone again in a very cooperative manner.

This put a look of fear on everyone's faces.

The only one who didn't react much was Link. Not only was he not frightened by the poisonous horned beast, he even waved at the poisonous horned beast and made a "whooping" sound from his mouth.

If there are people from the Celestial Dynasty here at this time, they will definitely have doubts about Link's bloodline.

Because this way of greeting is exactly what Chinese people use to greet puppies.

Professor Kettleburn obviously hasn't noticed Link's actions yet. At this moment, he is looking at the frozen people in the distance with a proud look on his face and said:

"Now you have met my friend Jack! So you'd better not make trouble for me in class in the future, otherwise I will lock you and Jack together to let you strengthen your relationship! You know, Jack is A beast that kills without blinking an eye! It's cruel... Uh, Jack! What are you doing!? Don't touch that kid!"

Professor Kettleburn's voice suddenly became urgent.

Because he suddenly discovered that the poisonous horned beast Jack was walking quickly towards a child named Link.

What made him most nervous was that the child seemed to be a fool. Even when facing a behemoth like Jack, the child had no intention of running away. On the contrary, the child even smiled and extended his hand towards the poisonous horned beast Jack.

This is quite a dangerous move.

Because although the poisonous horned beast is not as ferocious as he said, it is even very gentle and likes to play with humans.

But its size is there.

Many of the play actions that seem sparse and ordinary to it are fatal to humans!

"damn it!"

Professor Kettleburn cursed angrily, then drew out his wand and pointed it at the child.

The situation was urgent and he was ready to take some drastic measures to save the child.

However, before he could really make a move, Link's hand touched the cheek of the Poison Horned Beast Jack.

Immediately afterwards, a scene happened that shocked everyone.

The poisonous horned beast Jack screamed twice, then narrowed his eyes, turned over, and enjoyed Link's touch with his feet in the air.

Maybe it's because it's too comfortable.

Its four stubby legs were still kicking involuntarily.

Professor Kettleburn's expression instantly became dull. He stared at Link blankly for a long time, and then murmured to himself:

"Merlin's beard!"