The power of Douluo's spell

"Tell yourself, what have you done?" Yan Shaozhe said, throwing a file on the table.

Across the table, Xia Yu took the file and looked through it with an expressionless face, "Well, the statue of Dai Mubai, the evil-eyed white tiger, is engraved with 'King of the Twins'. That's right, Boss Dai did once gallop on the battlefield, with the golden gun." Still standing. What impressed me the most was indeed a pair of twins."

(Dai Mubai: "Have we agreed to be each other's angels? Didn't you say you won't mention it again?")

When Yan Shaozhe heard this, he said with a headache: "There will be more later."

Xia Yu heard the words and continued to read: "Carving 'the obscene and innocent person' on the statue of the God of Cookery, eh! As expected of me! But Oscar was indeed obscene at the time. Of course, except for his clean shaven beard, but he was indeed innocent towards Ning Rongrong. Tsk, tsk, ugh, poor Oscar, stupid Oscar.”

Xia Yu then continued to turn to the next page: "If you write on the statue of Tang San, the God of Poseidon, 'A brat who will never grow up and has a stubborn mind', those who long for family love are not children who will never grow up." Well, it’s just that he himself is inconsistent with the status of Poseidon. He is obviously called Poseidon, but he hangs himself from a tree."

When Yan Shaozhe heard this, he didn't want to listen anymore. Is this what the fuck he should be hearing? However, driven by curiosity, Yan Shaozhe resisted and stopped Xia Yu's speech. After all, this was "exclusive history", although the price might be that he would be remembered by some beings. Lao Xuan didn't come, it was a real loss.

Xia Yu continued to read: "Engrave the words 'Your Eternal Old Father' on the statue of God-Slayer Xia Yu..."

Snapped.

Xia Yu closed the file, spread her hands, and looked at Yan Shaozhe as a matter of course: "Isn't it?"

Whatever Yan Shaozhe could say, just treat it as gossip, since it was impossible to really convict him anyway. So he continued to signal Xia Yu to continue reading.

After taking a look at Yan Shaozhe's reaction, Xia Yu found it boring and could only continue to read: "By the way, the third position was originally mine. Just because San'er's name has '三' in it, the master gave it to me. It was squeezed out. So I carved the sentence 'a man with a small belly and chicken intestines' on his statue."

You can carve more than just this sentence.

"Xiao Wu: 'Eighteen years and N months forever.' Everyone understands.

"Fat Man: I'm not wrong about 'Burning Firebird'. This is the truth.

"Rong Rong: 'The Eternal Little Devil.' Well, how can we not mention the dark history? Right?

"Zhu Qing: 'How did she grow?' To be honest, I still want to ask her, how did she grow? After all... right?"

Yan Shaozhe: I'm not, I didn't, I didn't hear anything.

Xia Yu continued to browse: "Holy revelation, little brat, the nickname for a person who is not big is quite good. 'The person who stole my account'. Well, even if I talk about this thing, you don't understand it, so I won't talk about it anymore. .”

"So, I'm just complaining, it's not illegal, Sir."

After saying that, Xia Yu spread her hands and looked at Yan Shaozhe.

Yan Shaozhe didn't want to talk. It was over. After listening to so much gossip, he would be hunted down.

But there was still something to be said. After coughing twice, Yan Shaozhe said seriously: "Senior, of course it's okay for you to make fun of your classmates, but after all, that was something that happened thousands of years ago. And those statues are ours after all. Shrek’s face. So...well, I have no intention of pursuing you. But there must be an answer to this matter."

Xia Yu didn't understand for a moment: "So what do you mean?"

"Hey, it's like this..."

……

A little earlier.

Yan Shaozhe and "Lao Xuan" came out of the conference room, their backs already soaked with sweat.

Yan Shaozhe was about to cry but couldn't find any tears: "We got into trouble."

"Lao Xuan" walked aside silently. Upon seeing this, Yan Shaozhe immediately grabbed "Old Xuan" by the shoulders: "Old Xuan, where are you going?"

"Lao Xuan" knocked off Yan Shaozhe's hand and whispered: "I suddenly remembered that my fish haven't been fed yet."

After saying "Lao Xuan", he disappeared in front of Yan Shaozhe.

Yan Shaozhe was stunned for a moment, then quickly realized: "You old man! You tricked me! You were also involved, and you just ran away without loyalty? Just wait and see if I don't participate in your book!" "

Just when Yan Shaozhe was about to turn around and deal with Xia Yu. "Lao Xuan" leisurely came to Yan Shaozhe's side again.

Yan Shaozhe said in reasonable surprise: "Why are you back again? Aren't you going to feed the fish?"

"Lao Xuan" was also cheeky: "The fish is not as important as you. Besides, I just went to find a solution for you."

Yan Shaozhe didn't believe it: "Haha, keep talking."

"Lao Xuan" Fu Er came forward and said, "You will do this...that way...make sure the boss won't be angry with you."

Hearing this, Yan Shaozhe was a little unsure: "Is this possible?"

"Lao Xuan" looked complacent: "Don't worry, this is an idea I came up with based on the boss's personality. I guarantee it will work."

"It always feels a bit unreliable..."

"Now that you've decided, go and see the boss."

"Then what are you doing?"

"I'm going to prepare the props."

"...Bitch! You tricked me again!"

.........

Afterwards, Xia Yu wore red clothes and walked out of the fitting room.

Looking at the two old men in front of him who could be said to be Shrek's top brass, or the two people who were locked up in his own little dark room, Xia Yu said with an unhappy face: "We agreed, I will only stay for one month. And this one Is it really up to me to decide what I do during the month?"

"Of course." The two of them smiled tightly.

"You won't interfere?"

"of course."

"Then what if I go to a foreign college to be a teacher for a month?"

"As you like."

"I want to go to the girls' dormitory."

"this is not OK."

"this is not OK?"

"no!"

"Okay, so what's the price? You've made such conditions. I don't believe you have any needs."

When the two heard what Xia Yu said, they looked at each other and finally got down to business.

Immediately, the two of them said, "Don't complain."

"Don't bomb the school,"

"And don't graffiti on the statue."

"If you really want to blow up the academy,"

"Be gentle, at least keep the teaching building. We still have to teach students."

"Other than that, don't lead the students badly."

"If possible, please take action to remove Xiaotao's evil fire."

"That's all." But the next second, "Lao Xuan" reacted and glanced at Yan Shaozhe secretly. Um? You old thing, you are carrying private goods.

Xia Yu felt a little headache after hearing this, and waved her hand: "Okay, okay, I'll do my best. But that girl named Xiaotao should be a descendant of Fatty. As for the evil fire in her body, I can't do anything about that thing. After all, it was originally It's the evil fire that San'er helped to cure, I don't know how to know. But I can try, although it may not be successful, do you still want it?"

"Yes!" Yan Shaozhe immediately agreed. After all, something is better than nothing.

If it really can't be cured...then I'll give Xiao Tao a hard time and let Xia Yu do a "violent torture" and suppress the evil fire for three years. There will then be a buffer time of six years.

After six years, Yan Shaozhe didn't believe it and couldn't find anything that could remove the evil fire!