Nine to five from pirates

"Hey, Luffy, Mr. Xu Song only wants you to touch the piano, don't push yourself too far."

"Nami, you are always so fierce. If I touch the piano a few more times, I won't get pregnant by touching the piano."

“It’s very rude to do this”

thump.

Wang Lufei wanted to refute something, but Nami, who was impatient, raised her fist and smashed it down.

Luffy, who has no cards, gets hammered every day.

Usopp seemed to have not recovered from the music just now, and said drunkenly: Mr. Xu Song is really perfect and outstanding. If I were a woman, I would marry him without hesitation. "

Zoro: "..."

Everyone, listen, Usopp, is this still human language?

"Actually, I think Zoro is quite handsome," Usopp said thoughtfully.

Usopp's eyes were so dangerous.

Almost subconsciously, Zoro felt Kikubu tense up and silently widened the distance between him and Usopp.

After the farewell ceremony was held, Xu Song and Keya boarded the Golden Melly and announced their official departure to sea.

With tears in his eyes, Usopp joined the Straw Hats and waved goodbye to his friends and villagers:

“Village Chief, we will definitely come back again.”

Since leaving Xiluobu Village, Xu Song has lived a leisurely life of going to work and fishing.

You can work [-] to [-], travel around the world, and have a happy little rich woman named Koya. Such a comfortable and sweet life is so lazy that it is outrageous.

Although he is a bounty hunter in name, Xu Song's daily work is that of an idle yuppie.

The first day at sea: reading, reading newspapers, playing the piano, and falling in love with the rich young woman Keya.

The second day at sea: reading, reading newspapers, playing the piano, and spreading dog food with the little rich woman Keya.

If other social animals knew about this situation, they would probably shed tears of envy, jealousy, and hatred...

Whenever Keya missed the villagers in Xiluobu Village, Xu Song would accompany her home to visit relatives.

Teleportation: From the world of Dragon Ball, Kakarot's signature skill can instantly move from point A to point B, ignoring space and distance. ps: The breath needs to be marked.

This ability is truly the envy of the four Straw Hats.

Especially Usopp

It is a pity that the four Straw Hats cannot sense the energy in their bodies, and the training system of the Dragon Ball world cannot be introduced to the Pirate World.

At least, not yet.

Ding, it's nine o'clock in the morning, working time

As a professional bounty hunter, you must do your due diligence and check in and clock out when you go to work.

"Dip the old driver card."

Xu Song casually swallowed the crystal grapes fed by Keya himself.

Cool.

This is life, go to hell with work and everything else.

Isn’t it delicious to fish at work?

Successfully check in to get 50 fixed points, and obtain the sword skills Dugu Nine Swords, Demonic Sword Technique, and Holy Spirit Sword Technique.

"It seems that we have dug out the home of the peerless sword master today. They are all filled with peerless swordsmanship, but there is no peerless boxing skill."

Xu Song snorted with dissatisfaction: "The Ergouzi system doesn't give you any face?"

System: I’ll give you a damn face

You were supposed to clock in at work honestly. Who would have thought that you, a thief, would dare to block the bugs and loopholes in this system?

Strictly speaking, bounty hunters who prefer freelancing have indeed taken advantage of the system's leaks.

After all, this is a very serious clock-in system.

But now, Xu Song has turned Xu Song into a fishing system at work, which means that the IQ of the small system is not high, otherwise it will be so angry that it will jump...

Early in the morning.

Zoro carried Heidaoye on his back and hurriedly found Xu Song, who had just returned from visiting relatives with Keya.

"Zoron, I see you are so anxious. Do you have something to do with me?"

"Mr. Xu Song, I want to learn swordsmanship from you."

After several days of contemplation, Sauron finally made up his mind to become a disciple.

"I'm not interested in becoming a disciple."

Xu Song pondered for a moment, frowning slightly.

He intentionally stuck a bug in the system just to fish in troubled waters and steal some peace and quiet.

It’s really tiring to teach my disciples and all that.

Don't do it, don't do it

"Mr. Xu Song, can't you consider me again? I am the number one swordsman in the East China Sea, and I am also a somewhat famous pirate hunter.

As long as you are willing to accept me as your disciple, Sauron will never disgrace you."

Zoro suddenly became anxious and begged.

He had no idea that Xu Song would directly reject his suggestion.

Although Zoro is very confident in himself, he believes that one day he can become the world's best swordsman and fulfill the promise he made with his friends.

But Sauron will not be blindly confident. He is very aware that there is a huge gap between himself and the world's number one swordsman, Hawkeye Mihawk.

Now he finally met a swordsman whose swordsmanship was comparable to that of Hawkeye, and might even be more terrifying than Mihawk.

He also gets along well with the Straw Hats. How could he let go of this great opportunity that comes first served?

"Mr. Xu Song, I want to become the world's greatest swordsman as long as you are willing to teach me, I am willing to pay any price."

Zoro's tone was excited, and he wished he could perform the apprenticeship ceremony on the spot.

"Recruiting a disciple is really tiring, and I don't want to waste my precious time. But..."

Xu Song paused slightly and smiled slightly.

"But Mr. Xu Song, you can just make some conditions. As long as it's not something harmful to nature and killing innocent people indiscriminately, Sauron will agree to everything."

Sauron instantly raised his head and looked at Xu Song with burning eyes.

"Zoron, do you remember what I told you about my profession?"

It's not impossible for you to want me to teach you how to swordsmanship.

but.

You have to show some sincerity, right?

Although I don’t mind fishing at work, my time is very precious.

"Mr. Xu Song, here is 100 million Baileys. Please take a look."

Zoro slapped his forehead and understood immediately.

After traveling all over the world as a pirate hunter, Zoro naturally understands what it means to be human and worldly.

It's just that he never bothered to study it intensively.

"Only 100 million Baileys, that's too little."

Xu Song raised his eyebrows slightly.

1 Baileys and 1 point.

In other words, 100 million Baileys can only be exchanged for 100 points.

In the points mall, you can only buy two low-level human martial arts books at most, which is really not worth it...

"Mr. Xu Song, I'm sorry that this is all the Bailey I have."

Seeing Xu Song's hesitation, Sauron looked quite embarrassed, and he naturally knew that his bid was low.

Big beads of sweat dripped down and hit the deck.

A penny is hard for a hero.

This is not just casual talk.

Even Sauron, who has always been free and easy, has never been like this.

desire to have more money

Enough to impress Xu Song to teach him his peerless swordsmanship

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