no one knows elves better than me

"Ah~ It hurts! What turtle sneaked up on me!"

Wu Liang stood up, holding his aching head, and looked at the blue and white striped uniform with obvious logos on his body, and the vague memory gradually became clear.

He, Wu Liang, is young but not talented, his family is poor, he has nothing, he is an orphan and a bachelor...

(I don’t know if this condition can meet the discernment of the legendary mysterious orphan organization)

Today, he is setting up a stall on the street as usual, selling pets that have been "artistically processed" by him.

As a result, some unscrupulous person threw something and accurately hit him... on the head.

then……

The current situation is enough to explain everything!

"Mr. Wu Liang, are you awake? I am the police chief of District 18 of Rongcheng. An Ran. I'm sorry that I couldn't find the murderer who hurt you.

But don’t worry, we have already applied for compensation for you, so you don’t have to worry about medical expenses or losses from being deceived! "

The beautiful police officer put an envelope on the bedside, which should be what Wu Liang got from his injury.

Wu Liang: Oh!

Um! ?

I can understand the medical expenses, but what do you mean by being cheated? ? ?

Wu Liang thought of his little pets.

This was originally a normal world, where people repeated boring lives every day.

Go to work, get off work, go home...

Three points and one line

Maybe God heard people's deepest wishes, so the elves appeared!

At the beginning, people were wary of these "alien beasts" that could control wind, fire, thunder and lightning, and even used thermal weapons to suppress them!

Of course there is no need to guess the result.

Elves are also divided into strengths and weaknesses. How can hot weapons be the opponents of elves?

In the Arctic land, the frozen bird sings softly, and the thousands of miles of sea turns into glaciers.

In the western desert, Banjira used its strength to defend its title of "Desert Tyrant"

In the southern forest, under the "holy light" of Xerneas, dead trees are revived, and the primeval forest reappears...

The appearance of quasi-gods, mythical beasts...these powerful elves completely broke human illusions.

In the end, after joint research by the Human Federation, the strategic policy of "repaying others with their own methods" was established.

In addition, through the relics excavated by the Academy of Sciences, a sudden enlightenment and inspiration occurred, and a great leap in science and technology was achieved, creating a magical thing like the Poke Ball!

Trainer, as soon as it appeared, became the most promising profession in the federation, bar none!

Of course Wu Liang himself is not a trainer. Elves have only appeared for a few years. He has no background, no backing, and no adventure. How can he get the extremely precious "Elf Ball"?What's more, even if he got it, how could he defeat the elves?

Relying on his superb mouth evasion skills?

In order to make a living, he set up a small stall and made a living by selling small pets.

Well~ little pets, that is, fake elves!

As the saying goes, everything can be faked, and the same goes for elves.

Perhaps the appearance of elves has changed the environment, and some local creatures have also undergone more or less changes.

The most common one is an increase in size.

For example, caterpillars, if they undergo some "artistic processing", at least in appearance they may look somewhat similar to elves named "green caterpillars" and "spintail worms".

You can still sell it for a good price even if you don’t know how to do it!

Of course, compared to the real elves, these are just fakes. They are not useful, let alone fighting. If you expect them to be put into the pot, the meat will not taste good!

"The Sheriff doesn't think I bought those elves, does he?"

Wu Liang's expression was strange, so strange that his brain circuitry was so strange. Should I say that he was truly a model of big-chested and brainless?

Sure enough, God is fair. Where there are big things, there are also small things...

Putting aside these weird thoughts and feeling that his body was fine, Wu Liang picked up the envelope left by An Ran and called the nurse.

"Nurse, nurse, I want to be discharged!"

Selling fake elves is not a big or small crime. If this beautiful sheriff discovers something is wrong, wouldn't he...

Not to mention compensation, the money is not enough!

His stomach is very good and he is very healthy. He is not going to eat soft food in a dark room yet!

Wu Liang left and was discharged from the hospital smoothly.

He was alone anyway, with nothing more than a pair of old clothes and a malnourished wallet!He can leave after completing the formalities, and someone has already paid the money for him.No need to guess who it is!

As for those little pets, they are naturally being held as evidence of suspected "elf fraud."

Wu Liang said it doesn't matter, just keep it tight, give me a pen, and I will let you know what a master is in minutes!

.........

“Green onion and duck rice bowl, you won’t know it until you eat it, I’ll be shocked when I eat it, it’s delicious on earth...”

“Boss, let’s order the green onion and duck rice bowl!”

"Hey, Xiao Wu, what have you been busy with these two days? Why didn't you come to eat?"

The shop owner still cares about Wu Liang, a regular customer. After all, the business in his shop is not very good.

The green onion and duck rice bowl is actually just an ordinary roast duck rice bowl, and there aren't even a few slices of duck meat in it.

Although the real duck with green onions does taste good, how can anyone kill the elves and eat the meat if they don't offer them as ancestors?

He just gave it a name

Just like there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, there is no wife in the wife cake.Why does his scallion duck rice bowl contain scallion duck?

After feeding the Five Zang Temple in a familiar place, Wu Liang began to prepare to buy another batch of goods.

Although this time can be regarded as "getting rich overnight", you can't rely on this little money to live.He doesn't have any other skills, he just relies on his old job to make a living!

"Old Wang, what good stuff do you have today!"

Wang Long, known as Lao Wang, opened this small stall after the arrival of the elves, specializing in catching some mutated animals and selling them to rich women and "craftsmen" like Wu Liang to make money.

Rich women are not common, and mutant animals in good condition are not common, so his main customers are "craftsmen" like Wu Liang.

"It's Xiao Wu. It seems that the recent harvest has been good. All ten caterpillars have been sold? Just in time, I have a new batch of good goods. See if any of you like it can give you a discount... "

Wang Long was very happy when the business came, and took Wu Liang to a row of cages.

"Hmm~ Let me take a look!"

We are all old acquaintances, who doesn’t know who?

When it comes to discounts, when did you give them?

A businessman speaks his mind, what a liar!

If it weren't for Lao Wang's stable supply and reasonable prices, he would have changed places long ago.

Wu Liang began to select "goods".

Even when it comes to makeup, there are levels of difficulty.There is a difference in the difficulty between turning an extremely ugly woman into a beautiful woman and turning a woman of average wealth into a beautiful woman.

You can't just randomly select some mutated caterpillars and turn them into green caterpillars and spiny tail worms.

Hmm~ What's going on?

my eyes……

[Elf: Armored Chrysalis]

[Next stage: Bada Butterfly]

[Evolution needs: medium amount of experience]

Wu Liang:? ? ?

Am I delusional? How could there be elves in this place?

Moreover, aren’t the armored pupae green?This is obviously khaki!

Wu Liang was a little confused...