no one knows elves better than me

"Fossil pterosaur, fossil pterosaur, wake up!"

Wu Liang returned to the academy and woke up the fossilized pterosaur lying on the sofa.

This guy was once extremely stubborn and unwilling to give in.

After finally bowing his head and giving in, he immediately became an "Internet addicted boy" again. Oh no, given his age, the word boy does not suit him.

In short, this guy lies in front of the TV every day, eating snacks and drinking Coke, just like a homebody's lifestyle.

Wu Liang even once doubted whether he was not suitable for raising elves.

Bada Huo is now surrounded by a group of licking dogs. Although they are all free labor, they look like the green tea of ​​the elves.

I don't know how to play gas, but smoking is a skill.Every day I crawl at the mouth of the pipe, sucking in the exhaust fumes, and puffing out smoke.

Well, at least air evolved.

Gyarados is as salty as ever, and it is consistent with the life of the fossil pterosaur.

Eat and drink every day and then sleep.

Come on, who told you to be a salty fish before you evolved? I will treat you as your true nature and never change it!

But you, the fossil pterosaur, have passed. Although you have never seen TV, you can't be obsessed with it!

If this guy is released, can he really defeat that eagle?

Wu Liang is very suspicious!

Yes, after thinking about it, the only elf here that can fly, is fast, and is powerful is the fossil pterosaur.

Doesn’t it still have a little grudge against Bi Diao?

As the saying goes, enemies are extremely jealous when they meet.If we have to meet each other, why don’t we fight...

But it’s quite suspenseful to see the fossil pterosaur like this!Isn't this guy useless?

"Who, who called me!"

The fossil pterosaur woke up from his dream. After seeing Wu Liang, he turned over, covered his body with his wings, rested his head on the cushion, and slept more comfortably.

"Don't disturb me, let me sleep for a while!"

Wu Liang:…………

"The TV does not work!"

Fossil pterosaur:! ! !

Um!What!I was still... yesterday

The fossil pterosaur quickly adjusted the remote control.

no response?

"No way! Why is it broken? Quick! Help me get a new one! You promised me that I would eat and drink with you without any worries..."

The fossil pterosaur behaves exactly like an internet-addicted teenager.Wu Liang's teeth were itching to watch.

How did this guy become like this!

"Ahem~ You know you need to rest, but you fell asleep and didn't turn off the TV. It's pretty good that it has survived until now!"

"Don't talk nonsense, let me tell you the number. In the afternoon, I will see my new TV in the afternoon!"

Wu Liang:…………

Damn it, where did you learn this fossil pterosaur?

"It's okay to buy a new TV, but you've been eating for free from me for a while, isn't it time to do some work?"

Fossil pterosaur:…………

"Freeloading! How can you call it freeloading! Can you say that about elves?

Isn't it just a fight?Come on, let me give you a threesome! "

The fossil pterosaur was very unconvinced.

He also watched those games on TV.

What is that called?

xx, what trick do you use?

xx, get out of the way!

xx, hold on!

……

Hey guys, do you have to call out your moves before launching them?

So aboveboard?

And those elves are also stupid. Sometimes the trainer's instructions are obviously wrong, but they still insist on listening.

The fossilized pterosaur expresses disdain.His thousands-year-old comrades went to play with those dolls. If they couldn't win, it would be embarrassing.

"Ahem~ It's not a big competition, there is a eagle blocking our way..."

"Oh? Did you break up with that bastard?"

An ethical drama automatically flashed through the mind of the fossil pterosaur.

Wu Liang: ...

"It's not that one, it's the other one..."

"Understood! I don't watch TV for nothing. An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth. If we break up, we'll break up. There's nothing to be embarrassed about!

It just so happened that I had to settle the score with this bastard. I trusted him so much, but he actually dared to lie to me.

lead the way!I want to resolve the battle in 10 minutes.The drama I’m following is about to premiere! "

Wu Liang:…………

Is this the power of Internet addiction?Can it overwhelm hatred?

"Are you sure you can do this?"

Wu Liang is still very worried about the fossil pterosaur.

Well, let's send other elves to ambush. The fossil pterosaur is very unsafe!

Wu Liang brought the fossil pterosaur to the foot of the mountain.

The early grass clearing work has been done by the "temporary workers" recruited by the instructors.

Some of them also conquered some favorite elves and received some benefits, which made them have a stronger sense of belonging to Zhenxin Academy.

Moments: [Haha, the mentor personally leads the jungle team and has a strong general under his command! 】

[Oh~ I envy you who only study theory, the wild is really dangerous! 】

[It’s too scary. The five of us have to deal with one elf. Will I be hurt...]

"Fuck! A bunch of Versailles!"

Students from other colleges looked at these circles of friends and their eyes turned red with envy.

Good guys, you envy us who study theory, is it dangerous in the wild?

Then don't look at the cage behind you!

Such a tall pile, filled with captured elves.Is this dangerous?

There is also that yin and yang that screams scary.

There are five of you and a dozen elves surrounding one, who is more scary?Didn’t you see that all the human elves were trembling there?

Is this the True New College?I regret it, I should have gone earlier!

[Live broadcast, Senior Wu Liang battles wild elves! 】

The students were warned and understood that there was a powerful elf entrenched on the hilltop ahead.

Now when I see Wu Liang coming with an elf he has never seen before, my first reaction is

This is what Senior Wu Liang asked for as a helper.

Second reaction: There is a good show to watch!

Many people started the live broadcast immediately.

Well~ In order to inspire the majority of trainers, the Trainers Association allows this kind of elf battle to be broadcast live.

The live broadcast is only for trainers.

Ordinary people can read it and wait for review.If it's a hearty victory and a good display of the trainer's style, then you can watch the replay.

If you lose badly...

I'm sorry, I can't let you see the trainer in such a miserable state.The dream still needs to be maintained.

"Zhao Mao Bird, an old friend is here to see you!"

The fossil pterosaur hovered over the forest and screamed at the eagles in the forest.

Although Bi Diao was wondering why this elf was so crazy, he couldn't remain indifferent since they were attacking his territory!

"Open it, brother, take a bite of my claw"

The fossil pterosaur attacked when they saw it, and Bi Diao immediately went on the defensive.but……

Why is your attack different from what you shouted?

Where's the promised dragon claw?Just hit your head?

When I stopped believing your lies, you really used dragon claws again!

Fossil pterosaur: Hey~ virtual reality, real reality, virtual reality, I learned this from TV!

"It's time to show off your true skills, watch me do a 360-degree spiral aerial kill!"

The fossil pterosaur rotates at high speed and kills Bi Diao with a whirlwind.

When Bi Diao heard such a bluffing name, his first reaction was naturally to hide away regardless of whether it was true or false.

"Haha! You have today too, so you are stuck! This is retribution, just suffer death!"

Bi Diao was also very angry at the fossil pterosaur.

I felt so happy when I saw the fossil pterosaur failed and got stuck on a tree branch.

Immediately beat the drowned dog.

However, it didn't notice that the two of them had left the hill that belonged to him while fighting, and now they were on the territory of Zhenxin College.

That is the former - Bee Forest.

It's close, Bi Diao is already very close to the fossil pterosaur.It's about to hit.

"The art of psychic-big rock snake!"

Boom~

With a roar, the big rock snake jumped out of the ground and collided head-to-head with Bi Diao.

This was what Wu Liang and the fossil pterosaur had planned long ago.If you are defeated, lure the Bi Diao here and attack them in groups!

But Wu Liang didn't expect that the fossil pterosaur changed his plan in private.However, looking at this posture, he should have won the battle!

"Despicable... despicable!"

Bi Diao fainted. Before he passed out, he was still accusing the fossil pterosaur of its shamelessness.

"Win! Where's my TV? Come on, hurry up, the show is about to start!"

Wu Liang:…………

You co-wrote it to save time and watch the drama!

Therefore, even though we can win openly and honestly, we still have to do this...

Forget it, as long as you can win.

"Everyone, obey my orders, come on!"

Even the highest-level Bi Diao was killed, so the ordinary elves on the mountain were not to be feared.

Wu Liang rushed forward with the students from Zhenxin Academy.

The students catch elves, and he... picks up rocks!