Stone Rain of Konoha

(The incident dates back to the beginning of the first round of exams) Under the orange goggles, a pair of black eyes were already starting to blur. Looking at the densely packed invigilator ninjas all around, Uchiha Obito felt a chill on his back!The ant-sized test answers on the fingernails were not dared to be exposed at this moment... The proctoring ninjas all around seemed to be staring at him, making our Obi-To feel uncomfortable.The nervousness and extremely itchy state caused the Uchiha kid's body to twist slightly.At this moment, in another time and space: Kuroba Shiyu, who was watching the video tape, was also very confused. What on earth is Obito, an old guy, doing?Wriggling and showing off... Back to the topic: The examiner on the invigilator's desk is no ordinary person. Hinata Hizashi stood upright on the podium, holding a ninjutsu seal in his hand, as if he was ready to roll his eyes at any time. The preparations... This move scared the scalps of a group of candidates below, and Uchiha Obito twisted even harder! "It's so itchy... it's so itchy..." Twisting around, twisting around... snap... slapped his forehead, the dead fish-eyed Kakashi sitting behind Obito was wearing a mask, but the mask The expression on his face must be that of constipation... He really took this guy Uchiha Obito under his wing. Before the test papers were handed out, the guy in front of him started acting like a monster. He wanted to kill everyone in their area. ?Hmm... Hinata Hizashi rushed to the bottom and saw some movement. A pair of unopened white eyes turned to Uchiha Obito in confusion.The black-haired kid was so frightened that he didn't dare to move. Even some candidates sitting next to Obito couldn't help but move slightly away from this plague god... And our main protagonist Obito looked at Hinata with a look on his face. Embarrassing and embarrassed~ Hum, the Hyuga clan didn't even bother to use this trick, and the brats of the Uchiha clan still couldn't do it.Because Nohara Rin was sitting in the front row of the examination room, although she knew that Obito was in trouble, there were so many examiners sitting around her. At this time, she did not even have the courage to look back. She could only clasp her hands and wish the Buddha to bless him~ At this moment, Uchi Hatato was covered in cold sweat, and even his back was soaked! !They were still murmuring softly, "It's ticklish! It's ticklish!" Contrary to Minato's team, Sarutobi Asuma, Yuhi Kurenai, and Metkai were fully prepared.Sarutobi Asuma was full of confidence at this moment. Kuroba Shisame had already given him a series of ninjutsu for gathering information: the art of listening to the wind, the art of hearing, and the art of sound transmission. These three ninjutsus were extremely rare. The first intelligence ninjutsu was created by Kuroba Ishiame, and the remaining two are must-have ninjutsu for Konoha intelligence ninjas!Not to mention Yuhi Kurenai, a super female academic!She is also the core of the three-person team, and all answers to the mystery must be produced from her little head.Metkai: You win... (Actually, the main reason is that Kuroha Shiyu has a strong relationship, and everything has been clearly arranged from top to bottom. Hinata Hizashi, his brother-in-law, betrayed him a lot of face!) On the other hand, the Namikaze Minato team is a bit miserable. Well, Minato is a bit rigid and refuses to change, and the other party is extremely disgusted by using relationships to get through.So this also led to Uchiha Obito being so itchy that he almost shed tears... He took out the thick stack of papers from the yellow paper cover, twisted his hands to remove the binding threads , and handed it to the assistant at random.While the assistant was handing out papers, Hinata Hizashi also spoke to all the candidates at this moment: "The exam is about to begin. I believe you are already very clear about the rules of the exam, but I still have to say it again! No whispering, no looking around. , do not make any noise, and the most important thing is not to cheat!! The proctoring ninjas on both sides will record your situation with their notebooks. If your name is recorded three times, you will be eliminated in the first round of the exam!" The examiner's words were as follows: A heavy hammer, every time a rule is spoken, it is like a heavy hammer hanging on the hearts of all the candidates... Usually the ninjas who are preparing to advance to a higher rank do not speak, but silently look at the test papers that have just been handed out!It's okay not to look at it. At first glance, most people have confused faces, especially a few ninjas, which still includes Master Obito... The first question (arithmetic question): What if the ninja Xiao Ming's The weight is 50 kilograms, and the distance between the lake and the shore is about 1.7 kilometers. The necessary condition for floating on the water is to condense the water under your feet with chakra. It is known that each cubic decimeter can support Xiao Ming's weight of 1.7 kilograms and The speed of running on the water is 4 meters per second. Question!How much chakra does Xiao Ming need to consume to reach the shore? (I don’t know what unit to express chakra here, everyone can figure it out by themselves, hehe) Hatake Kakashi: ... Yuhi Kurenai:?Nohara Lin:? ...Sarutobi Asuma:? ? ?Uchiha Obito: ~@, =~#*?Are the people who have this kind of problem mentally ill? Why do I still need to do some calculations when I am so stupid?When did the requirements to become a ninja become so high?At this moment, Uchiha Obito felt a hundred thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart. After reading the entire question, Uchiha Obito discovered that the thing hidden in his crotch was actually of no use! !Behind him, Kakashi Hatake was thinking deeply and had already begun to write. Obito Uchiha, who took a sneak peek, was even more filled with hatred!How could a brat like Kakashi do such an unreasonable and crazy question?It must be random writing! ! !No, no! !The teacher said, leave the questions you don’t know how to do until the end, and finish the questions you know how to do first. This can effectively save time! !next question!Question 8 (pre-judgment question): Suppose a coin falls on the ground of a valley at an angle of 45 degrees. The sun's rays from three poles above are vertically downward and shine on the coin. The coin reflects the sunlight and scatters it into the valley!It is known that the vertical rays of the sun and the scattered rays of the coin are connected at an obtuse angle of 160 degrees, and the coin is located just above the canyon. The height of the canyon is 1500 meters, and the distance where the scattered light stops is not far from the enemy!Question: How far are the enemy troops from the canyon?Lying down! !who I am?where am I?What exactly is this question talking about?Soon, Uchiha Obito gave up on this perverted topic again and continued to read... However, the further he went down, the more something was wrong!What's happening here?Which question came from the man who killed a thousand swordsmen?This uncle is tricking his monkey! ! ! ...Black Feather Shiyu: "Yawn!! Yawn!!!"...It's so fucking boring. How can you care about such a negligible amount of chakra?This corner, that corner, and how far away the enemy is, wouldn't it be obvious to the Hyuga clan members just by looking at it?Why?Why does this question about taking off your pants and farting appear on the Chuunin Exam test paper? !At this time, Uchiha's rusty nose flowed out!But then he calmed down and thought: I can’t do it myself, and neither can the rotten shrimps around me. When the time comes, they all get zero points, and I don’t believe that everyone will be eliminated together!Immediately his eyes glanced around.However, the scene that happened next made Uchiha Obito dumbfounded. He saw that a large group of students had already begun to take out their scratch paper and began to calculate frantically!Even Metkai, whom he was least optimistic about, was still pretending to write here and there! !In the whole classroom, I am the only one who seems to be the most unique... Uchiha Obito: Damn... To be continued. Please add it to your favorites and vote for recommendations.