Douluo's opening one dragon

"Why do you think the wine is empty?" The captain Lao Fu put down his glass and looked at the boss suspiciously.

The boss refilled the wine for the captain, sighed and said, "Dad, your brain is getting worse and worse."

"I know, um, if it wasn't for that old woman, would I be like this?" Lao Fu said angrily after drinking.

......

In the hotel, Bibi Dong's room.

"You mean that this is a treasure map, which you discovered when you wanted to know more about Lu Lingna's technological city." Deng Jiang sat on a chair and talked with Bibi Dong.

"Well, I found it in the middle of that new book. That new book is the book that records Lu Ling's era. It is called the evil book, and it is also called the book of prophecy, the new book." Bibi Dong said, "The evil book Some people think that the things introduced in it are too fake, how can there be a flying machine, how can there be a sports car that moves by itself.”

"The meaning expressed in the book of prophecy is that the things described on it are like prophecy, and the changes in the world are developing just like the aspects written in it."

"As for the new book, it was discovered 5000 years ago, but it is still brand new..."

Deng Jiang interrupted: "Well, let's discuss the map."

"I don't know about the map, I only know that it is new, and this map was inserted in it not long ago, because the location marked on the map basically matches a certain place in Cangli Lake." Bibidong said a little Sorry to say.

Bibi Dong smiled, and said with some expectation: "Maybe we can find a lot of treasures. We will share them equally."

"Wait, Miss Dong, if it is true as you said, someone put this map in, and if you took it away, no one would know about it." Deng Jiang reminded.

"I know, I was still in a nervous mood this morning. After seeing you, I'm not so worried." Bibi said.

"I'm just here for a trip..." Deng Jiang said, "The water here is quite clear. It's a good time for my wife, Sister Bai and I to go sightseeing."

He didn't want to go through things like muddy water.

"Benefactor, please help." Bibi Dong clasped his hands together, as if begging.

"Well, meeting is fate, I will try my best to follow you," Deng Jiang said.

"Thank you." Bibi Dongruyu's beauty burst into a smile, "Jiang, you should leave first, I've been tired for many days, and I need to rest first, we'll talk in detail tomorrow."

"Okay, pay attention to your body."

Deng Jiang nodded, exhorted his friends, opened the door of the room, and returned to his room.

After returning to the room, Deng Jiang made a cup of strong tea for his wife, sat down on the carved wooden bench next to his wife, and said softly, "Wife, guess what I'm doing."

"Nicky, you must want to say that I miss you." Gu Yuena blushed a little.

"You discovered all of this." Deng Jiang chuckled and hugged Gu Yuena.

"Then do you think of me all the time?" Gu Yuena rolled her beautiful eyes.

"Is this enough? I think about it occasionally." Deng Jiang thought for a while, "Well, I think about it every 10 minutes."

"Then you haven't thought about it a hundred times a day, and you still have the nerve to say it..." Gu Yuena said softly, struggling intentionally.

"Then do you miss me a hundred times a day?" Deng Jiang didn't let go.

"Why do you think you are such a big pig? You cause trouble for me almost every day..." Gu Yuena said coquettishly.

"In this case, why don't you leave me? You still want to stay with me." Deng Jiang hugged Gu Yuena, rubbing his face lightly.

Gu Yuena turned her head and stared at Deng Jiang's handsome face with a pair of beautiful eyes. In this house illuminated by candlelight, the breeze blew through the hair of the two of them, smelling the breath that belonged to each other, she paused, A pair of beautiful eyes stared at Deng Jiang's eyes.

"Because I can't bear it, because I love you, because you are my husband, the bastard I swear to protect forever."

"Me too." Deng Jiang said.

"You actually called me a bastard, I'll bite you." Gu Yuena wrinkled her small nose, opened her mouth, showing her white teeth, and bit Deng Jiang's left ear.

"Don't fight back. You owe me this, because you said you only love me. I didn't expect you to ask that kind of question last night. Do you want to find another woman?"

As far as the pain of being bitten on the earlobe is compared to being pierced by a dagger, Deng Jiang can still bear this pain.

However, in front of his wife, he felt that it was better to be soft, pretending to be in pain, reached out to touch the earlobe that was bitten and bleeding, and said: "Sis, wife, take it easy, if I die of pain, you will be a widow." .”

"I'll bite you to death, and I won't have to worry about you anymore..." Gu Yuena said vaguely.

1 minute later.

"Wife, when are you going?" Deng Jiang controlled his facial expression, showing an extremely painful expression.

Hearing what Deng Jiang said this time, Gu Yuena slowly let go of her mouth, touched the blood, her beautiful eyes looked at Deng Jiang who was covering her ears with her hands to prevent the bleeding, and said softly: "This is what you did yesterday. Say the price of finding another girl, today is the second day, and the punishment will last for five days, and it will continue tomorrow."

"Wife, is this punishment too severe?" Deng Jiang asked with a look of lovelessness.

"Hmph, this is not trivial. If I find any clues, you, as a man, don't want it at all." Gu Yuena said coldly.

Hearing what his wife said, Deng Jiang felt that his second child was out of control.

Xindao, Chang'e, Sister Bai, I also want to work hard, but unfortunately the palace does not agree, and I can't...

"Hmph, Miss Ben wants to take a bath, so I haven't put water on Miss Ben yet." Gu Yuena said arrogantly, "Well, this is also part of the punishment."

"Na'er, I suspect that you are acting for private interests and avenging personal revenge." Deng Jiang covered his ears and complained.

"So, you still want to bite it back, and you want me to prepare the bath water for you." Gu Yuena put her hands on her waist and stood proudly.

"It's so troublesome, of course we wash it all together..." Deng Jiang chuckled, "It's a waste of water in two times."

Gu Yuena blushed slightly and said arrogantly: "Why, you know how to save water..."

"Of course." Deng Jiang nodded seriously...

......

The next morning, when the sun shone into the hotel, Deng Jiang sniffed, moved his eyes slightly, rubbed the eyes that had just opened completely, and pushed the naked Gu Yuena next to him.

"Jiang, why did you wake me up so early?" Gu Yuena asked with narrowed eyes like a little lazy cat.

"We're going to gather at the shore at nine o'clock this morning and prepare to set sail." Deng Jiang reminded, and after finishing speaking, he picked up a cup filled with boiled water from the side and prepared to take a sip.

"Honey, I'm thirsty." Gu Yuena said with her eyes slightly squinted.

Deng Jiang stopped drinking water, handed the glass to Gu Yuena's mouth and said, "Drink, you're so lazy."

"Save half for me."