Marvel's Cultivator

late night new york

It was snowing lightly in the city, and the dim street lamps were entangled with a few flying insects yearning for the light, hitting the old whitish lampshade tirelessly.

Just like the countless alleys in the old city, snowflakes bring only lonely coldness, discarded wine bottles and packaging bags can be seen everywhere, dilapidated walls of houses are covered with various graffiti, not far away are flashing The old neon billboards radiate colorful light all around, giving people a sense of interlacing with the times.

"Gift? What's inside? Could it be a pair of cotton trousers?" Deadpool's "roommate", a blind old lady with white hair and fluffy hair, was wearing a pair of triangle-shaped sunglasses, groping for a pair of pants that Deadpool gave her. gift box.

She knew very well that her "roommate" would not send any normal things.

"Yes, cotton pants, produced by Stark Industries." Deadpool responded while hanging various ornaments on the Christmas tree like a child.

"Children's cotton pants? So which country am I in now? I haven't used up the coupons in the supermarket yet." The old lady said with some regret.

"It's indeed cotton, jealous cotton, with the ability to explode, and I'm not unemployed yet." Deadpool joked.

"Do you have a job? You're just...a homeless man, otherwise you wouldn't be living in this shabby basement with a blind man like me. I hope the snow doesn't fall too hard." The old lady said in a whisper , opening the box with both hands.

"Bum, um...my face won't pass the interview, maybe I'll go for an interview in the future." Deadpool took off his mask, touched his face, and said to himself.

"Fitness needs protein powder, um... powder... powder?!" Wade seemed to suddenly remember something, his eyes widened, and he froze in place for a while, his mouth still He kept muttering to himself, and put the headgear on with a flick of his hands.

"Powder, cocaine, oh Falk, the world is going to be destroyed!" Wade, who had turned back into Deadpool, immediately went to the toilet, holding a plastic basin, and started rummaging around.

"Wade, what are you looking for?" the old lady asked after listening to the voice coming from the house.

As soon as the words fell, Deadpool looked up at the old lady like a groundhog and asked, "Al, where are the protein powders in this room?"

"What's the matter, are the people from the Drug Enforcement Administration coming?" Hearing Deadpool's anxious words, the old lady asked with some doubts.

Deadpool shook his head and denied: "No, it's more serious than this, even if today is the last day of 2011, I need your help, Al!"

"Ok."

Although she didn't understand it very well, the old lady could only agree to Deadpool's request.

Although he was still not sure that the Huaxia mage would come to his place, but even if it was a ten thousandth risk, he was not willing to take the risk. Anyway, this thing was only used as an analgesic, so it didn't matter if it was thrown away.

Besides, no matter what kind of place this is, as long as you accept a few tasks, this thing is not a lot.

After a while, Deadpool found almost half a pot of things, all kinds of drugs were readily available, and the bags were like a small bag of rice in the local supermarket.

"Oh, I'm going to throw away millions of dollars now. Those people will think I'm crazy if they know."

Thinking of this, Deadpool shrugged indifferently. Anyway, he is a lunatic, so what does it matter.

If you want to ask what is the fastest way to destroy it, Deadpool can only think of one way, and that is to rush into the sewer. As for whether the rats in the sewer will get high, it is none of his business.

I don't know if his thinking was too confused, Deadpool threw the whole package of drugs into the toilet without opening the package.

And the result is obvious, blocked.

"Is your fucking name Ajax?!!"

Now Deadpool was in a hurry, picked up the toilet plug and stabbed it to death, but it was still useless. At this time, he once came up with the idea of ​​blowing the toilet with a grenade.

But eventually, he saw the drain opening in the lower right corner of the bathroom.

The problem is solved.

It's a pity that good fortune comes, and misfortunes never come singly. Just when Deadpool was halfway down, he heard a knock on the door outside the house, which made his skin crawl.

Outside, Liu Yuan was knocking on the door with his fingers. Everything that happened in this room had already been in his perception.

However, regarding this matter, Liu Yuan did not intend to speak out directly. This can be regarded as a dynamic balance point between interference and non-interference found by combining the experience of being a mortal in the past and the experience of the past period of time.

Click, the doorknob turned, Deadpool tentatively opened the door and took a look, and at this moment his first thought was: "Well, the hero of the movie."

And soon!With a conditioned reflex in the right hand, the door was closed immediately with a "bang!".

Deadpool's mind was in a mess, he couldn't believe it, so he opened the door and took a look.

Well, indeed.

Before Liu Yuan could do anything, the door closed again with a bang!

The dead waiter behind the door covered his face with his hands, feeling that this world seems a little strange, and that Huaxia mage actually came.

When was the last time someone took the initiative to find him, well, he forgot.

He said to himself: "I'm like a wife who was caught cheating, and outside the door is..."

If Liu Yuan saw the pile of drugs in the bathroom that was enough to be sentenced for hundreds of years, maybe he would really stand in the snow and sing a song.

At this time, countless dead servants came out of his mind, and they all offered advice, some asked him to say that the drugs were confiscated, and some asked him to say that he could not get sick, all kinds of things.

After waiting for an unknown amount of time, perhaps a morning in Deadpool's mind, or five seconds in reality, Deadpool still opened the door.

"I thought no one would come." Deadpool looked at Liu Yuan and said, no matter what, he was very happy that someone was willing to come to his Christmas Eve...er... let's call it a party.

"I said I will come, and I won't break my promise." Liu Yuan said lightly.

Deadpool nodded, thought for a while, took a deep breath, and said solemnly like an actor performing a waiter on a stage: "Merry Christmas, Master Liu, welcome."

As soon as Liu Yuan entered the door, he saw Deadpool's messy home, raised his eyebrows, turned to Deadpool and said, "The decoration of your home is really unique, wasteland style."

"Yes! Wasteland style, like a set made for filming." Deadpool responded.

"Wade, are you friends?" Mrs. Al asked with some doubts when she heard the conversation.

After all, Deadpool has never brought anyone here for such a long time.

"Um... yes!" Deadpool hesitated for a while and then nodded.

"You guys talk, I'm going to the bathroom." The old lady got up and said not wanting to meddle in Deadpool's affairs.

Toilet!

Deadpool hurried over to stop Mrs. Al, and said repeatedly: "Al, the toilet is blocked, let me unclog the toilet first, and you and Mr. Liu talk for a while."

After finishing speaking, Deadpool rushed into the bathroom like the wind, closed the door, and then the sound of water came from inside the door.

At this time, Liu Yuan was staring at a Wolverine doll with a tree branch piercing through its chest on the table, a little lost in thought.

And not far away, there was a rush of sirens, and in the dark alley, two figures were running continuously.

These two thieves just robbed a jewelry store and are trying to escape the police.

One of them saw the smoking manhole cover on the ground, immediately grabbed his accomplice and pointed to the manhole cover on the ground.

So act decisively!The two worked together to open the manhole cover and climbed down together.

The sewer is wet, and the ladder is full of water. The thief on it accidentally slipped his foot and fell down with his backpack!

This fall didn't matter, but it hit the companion below, and the two fell down together.

After hearing a "plop!", they all fell into the knee-high sewage, and the two of them directly choked on the water in their noses.

The two quickly got up, the one below just glared at that person, and then hurriedly prepared to run away.

But when they stood up, the two of them felt something was wrong with their bodies!

For some unknown reason, the corner of the mouth began to bend upward uncontrollably... Heh...

"Where's the criminal?!"

The police who met in the middle of the alley looked puzzled. Why did this man disappear after chasing him?

The policemen looked around, they were all walls, and there was no one on the fire escape.

When everyone was wondering, a policeman suddenly asked, "Did you hear anyone laughing?"

"Goose...heh...haha...haha"

When everyone heard it, they really did, it seemed... It was coming from under their feet.

So they opened the manhole cover under their feet in doubt, and saw the two thieves who were too laughing to move...

"Hahahaha... goose goose!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

According to a policeman's recollection, the two criminals were being escorted into the car while giggling...