Konoha Thirteen Taibao

Once upon a time there was a leaf village

There is an Ichiraku Ramen restaurant in Konoha Village

There was Ichiraku Otsutsuki in the Ichiraku Ramen House... telling a story to his son.

"We, the Otsutsuki clan, came to this world from the distant shore of the starry sky, and are working to develop the best ramen in the universe..."

"Wait, Father!"

Da Jian Mu Xingwu couldn't help but interjected,

“We, the Otsutsuki clan, didn’t come to this planet just to reap what we sow and reap what we sow…?”

Otsutsuki Ichiraku's expression darkened when he heard this, and he slightly twisted his eyes that seemed to never open. He seemed to have never mentioned anything about melons and beans to his cheap son.

"It's over..." Xingwu was secretly shocked.

"Boom..." Suddenly, two thick smoke dragons rolled toward the Ichiraku Ramen House from the other side of the street.

"Damn, it's these two guys again." Xingwu cursed softly, while secretly glad that these two little bastards came at the right time.

"youth!"

With a loud drink, two smoke dragons stopped outside Ilaku Ramen Restaurant, and the silhouettes of two teenagers were vaguely revealed.

"Youth...is facing the rising sun! Running wantonly!"

One of them, a young man with a watermelon head, green tights and thick eyebrows, raised his arms and shouted.

"Bang!" Another white-haired masked boy covered his head and shook his head slightly in shame, pretending that he didn't recognize the watermelon-headed boy.

"Good morning! Kakashi-chan." Xingwu greeted the masked boy not far away warmly.

"Good morning! Uncle Hands, and Mr. Xingwu!" The masked boy named Hatake Kakashi bowed respectfully to Xingwu and his son.

"Yeah! What a polite kid." Otsutsuki Ichiraku nodded heavily.

"Damn, I've told you many times, don't always use honorifics to me!" Xingwu sighed while stroking his forehead in depression.

"Sorry, Boss Xingwu, I forgot again!" Kakashi sneered and scratched the back of his head.

"Kakashi!" The watermelon-headed boy not far away suddenly slapped Kakashi on the shoulder. "Our duel has not yet been decided! Let us face the golden sun in the name of youth. , keep running happily!"

"Kai! We have already run around the village ten times." Kakashi patted the watermelon-headed boy on the shoulder with his backhand, "So... let's finish our breakfast and continue the duel!"

"Yeah! You're right." The watermelon-headed boy named Kai nodded vigorously and seriously, and then walked into the Ichiraku Ramen Shop with Kakashi.

"Welcome, two young guests, what kind of noodles would you like to eat today?" Ichiraku Otsutsuki narrowed his eyes into two thin lines as usual and asked the two young ninjas enthusiastically.

"Lanzhou beef noodles...large portion! Salt-roasted saury...three pieces!"

Kakashi skillfully named the dish. He was a regular customer of Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant.

"Yeah! I want to eat..." Metkai rarely comes to Ichiraku Ramen House. He usually eats noodles at the Spicy Ippondo Noodle House in Old Market Street! "I want to eat... curry udon!"

"Sorry, we don't have curry udon." Ichiraku shook his head.

"Where's the spicy soba?" Kai pointed out the name of another noodle dish.

"No!" Yile scratched his head in frustration.

"Where are the spicy stir-fried udon noodles?" Kai frowned, "Not even? Isn't this a noodle shop? Why don't you have any noodles?"

"Nani?" Otsutsuki Ichiraku's expression turned gloomy. How dare you despise this boss's forbearance?

"This is the menu, you can choose it yourself!" Xingwu suddenly interrupted forcefully and handed the latest menu to Kai.

"Please forgive me... Kai's taste is rather strong!" Kakashi apologized to Otsutsuki and his son with a smile.

"Yo! What kind of noodles is this?" Metkai suddenly jumped up holding the menu, "Baji Tiandi·Sichuan Pao Dragon and Tiger Spicy Noodles! So amazing..."

"Kai, are you sure you want to eat this noodle?" Xingwu asked with some embarrassment.

"Of course! Don't you think...this name is full of youthful atmosphere?" Kai clenched his fists and asked.

"Okay, I just want to say it's spicy." Xingwu retracted his neck helplessly.

Leaning slightly, Xingwu brought a large bowl of delicious Lanzhou beef noodles to Kakashi, "Kakashi, congratulations on passing the jounin trial...I'll treat you to this meal!"

"Kakashi-chan is going to be promoted to Jonin? How awesome is that!" Uncle Ichiraku asked in surprise, and at the same time, he picked up a spoon and put a large pot of bright red chili into the soup pot.

"I just passed the preliminary test, and I still have to complete the final test before I can be confirmed for promotion to Jonin!" Kakashi replied reservedly.

"Kakashi...you will become the youngest Jonin in the history of Konoha." Xingwu suddenly launched a head-butt kill on Kakashi.

"Xingwu...Boss!" Kakashi raised his head in surprise. The 12-year-old himself was actually 'touched and killed' by the nine-year-old Xingwu. It was a little shameful!

Hatake Kakashi is about to be promoted to Jonin, which means...Kakashi is not far away from the battle at Kannabi Bridge that changed his life.

Xingwu was a little worried about Kakashi. The battle with Kannabi had hit him too hard.

After all, Hatake Kakashi is one of the few close friends Xingwu has after traveling to this world.

In fact, Xingwu watched Kakashi grow up little by little and personally changed Kakashi's unfortunate fate in his childhood.

"Eat quickly! The noodles are getting cold." Xingwu withdrew his bandaged palm and pushed up the thick opaque glasses on the bridge of his nose with a smile.

"Yes! Boss Xingwu." Kakashi nodded noncommittally, then pulled down his mask and held on to his chopsticks, "I'm going to start."

"Kai! Your Baji Tiandi Sichuan Pao Dragon Tiger Spicy Noodles!" Xingwu brought another large bowl of red noodles to Kai.

"What is this? Why are they all red?" Kai asked confused.

"This is spicy millet and Sichuan peppercorns!"

"What's this?" Matkai used his chopsticks to dig into the noodle bowl, and unexpectedly picked out a long worm-like thing from the peppercorns.

"This is a snake! It symbolizes the dragon and the tiger whip. It's very complementary..." Xingwu said very seriously.

Metkai looked confused.

When Matkai faced Baji Tiandi·Sichuan Pao Dragon Tiger Spicy Soup Noodles...and was hesitant to raise his chopsticks, Kakashi had already finished a large bowl of Lanzhou beef noodles and three pieces of salt-roasted saury at the speed of light.

"Thank you for the treat, it's really delicious!" Kakashi pulled up his mask with satisfaction.

The speed at which this guy eats is still as amazing as ever!Xingwu secretly marveled and asked softly, "Kakashi, are you going to the woods tonight?"

Going to the woods at night?Metkai stared at the two of them dumbfounded.

"Sorry, Boss Xingwu, I have to go on a mission today." Kakashi shook his head apologetically.

"Jounin trial mission?"

Under normal circumstances, the promotion of Jonin must be presided over by the Hokage himself.

However, the Third Hokage is not in the village at this time. According to the usual practice, Kakashi's jounin trial mission should be postponed for a while.

"I heard from Minato-sensei that the village's combat power has been unprecedentedly tense recently, so we made an exception..." Kakashi said in a deep voice.

yes!The Third Ninja World War is now passing its climax. Konoha is one against three, facing the siege of the three great ninja villages of Iwa, Kumo, and Sand alone. Naturally, its combat power is tense.

However, the battle of Kannabi Bridge is about to begin, and this war should be almost over.

"Ugh! Uh-huh...ah!" Suddenly, Metkai, who was eating noodles, screamed and fell down from the bench.

"What's wrong? Kai...are you okay?" Kakashi was startled.

"Damn it, my Emperor Kai!" Xingwu quickly jumped out of the noodle shop and grabbed Kai's collar. Who knew that this guy's whole body went limp, and a strange white light and shadow jumped out of his head.

"It's spicy... it's spicy... it's so spicy, I want water..." Kai's mouth was on fire.

"Water Release: Enema Technique." Xingwu decisively launched a self-created ninjutsu and poured a large amount of water into Kai's mouth.

"Ouch! It feels so good..." Dadu Kai was vomiting wildly and shouting that he was finally alive.

"Phew! Finally rescued." Xingwu secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

This is Emperor Kai, who almost kicked out the core figure of the new era.

"It's okay, he just got choked." Kakashi giggled, grabbing his messy white hair.

"Send him to the hospital!" Xingwu gave Kakashi a really tired look.

"It's so heavy, Xingwu, you filled him too much." Kakashi struggled to carry Big Belly Kai on his back, and quickly jumped onto a telephone pole not far away.

"God bless, Emperor Kai will be fine." Xingwu crossed himself randomly on his chest.

"My son Xingwu!" Otsutsuki Ichiraku suddenly grabbed Xingwu's head with a gloomy expression, "It seems that those two guys haven't paid yet!"