"Explain honestly to me!"

"Where did the money go?"

Tsunade grabbed Iori's collar menacingly and approached him with a fierce expression. In the end, their faces were almost touching!

Feeling the hot breath of Tsunade blowing on her face, Iori turned her head away from looking at him uncomfortably!

"Oh!"

"How dare you ignore me!"

"You must have a guilty conscience. You must have eaten up the sack of money and wiped your mouth!"

"You're such a weak soul! At least leave some for me!"

Tsunade looked drunk and stared at Iori fiercely, as if she wanted to eat him!

Afraid that his precious life would be handed over to the old woman Tsunade for the first time, Iori hurriedly explained:

"What an injustice!"

"Dou E and she are not as unjust as I am!"

"I don't know where the money went?"

Hearing Iori's words, Tsunade was immediately furious!

"You are lying here!"

"You didn't take it. Could it be that it can grow legs and run away on its own?"

Iori looked at the silent Shizune for help,

Unexpectedly, the latter simply ignored him.

"Stop! Stop! Stop!"

Iori said loudly to Tsunade:

"Everything must be reasonable! Let me explain it to you now!"

"I don't listen! I don't listen!"

Seeing Tsunade shaking her head like a rattle, Iori suddenly became confused.

Sure enough, trying to reason with a woman is stupid!

As long as they are reasonable, there are not so many troubles in the world!

I'm so stupid!

You actually want to reason with a woman!

I was indeed too young and naive!

"Pay back the money!"

Seeing that Iori didn't move, Tsunade stretched out her white hand directly in front of him and said firmly:

"Repay me my hard-earned money!"

"Do you know that it's a rare thing in ten years for me to find money? Do you know how much I have lost?"

"Hurry up and take out the money you hid!"

"Otherwise, I will let you know how dangerous human nature is in this world!"

Iori shook his head and smiled bitterly.

If you want money, you won’t give it, and if you want your life, you won’t give it!

Iori spread his hands and said helplessly:

"I really didn't get any money!"

Tsunade looked at him with a sneer.

"Humph, you asked for this,"

"I won't shed tears until I see the coffin. In this case, I can only sell you to a custom shop. You know, there are many old men in custom shops who like young men like you with thin skin and tender flesh."

"Hahaha, just use your body to compensate me!"

Hearing this, Iori's expression suddenly changed.

No way, this woman Tsunade seems to be here for real!

Seeing Tsunade's sinful hands about to lift her out, Iori suddenly burst into violent struggle!

After escaping, Iori quickly hid behind Shizune!

"Sister Shizune, take care of her!"

"This is illegally forcing me to sell c!"

Seeing this, Shizune covered her head and sighed,

Although she also suspected that Iori had swallowed the money alone, the house was so big, and she looked back and forth several times, but there was no place to hide the money.

Besides, they didn't have long time to go out, which was not enough time for the weak Iori to transfer his belongings!

Helpless, Shizune had no choice but to speak out to persuade Tsunade.

"Anyway, you picked it up. Now that it's lost, just pretend it didn't happen!"

Hearing this, Tsunade suddenly became unhappy!

"No! No!"

"It was mine when I found it. Now it's my money that's lost. My heart aches!"

"Do you know the feeling of pain in your body? It's when Oppai suddenly changes from an e to an a. For example, it changes from my size to yours."

"If I say this, can you also feel the pain in your body?"

On the side, the corner of Iori's mouth twitched,

This woman really doesn't want to open any pot.

Although you approach people with your e, you can't humiliate Yingying's A-cup!

"Sinene! Boom Donisine!"

Sure enough, Shizune punched Tsunade twice with a dark face!

Although she was beaten, Tsunade didn't feel that she was wrong!

"Sure enough, the joys and sorrows between people are always incompatible!"

Tsunade sighed and patted Shizune's shoulder to comfort her:

"Shizune, don't be discouraged. Although you are already a woman in your 30s, you should...may...probably continue to grow!"

"It is still possible to slowly advance from A to A+!"

"You don't know that sometimes it's not good for Oppai to be too big!"

“The resistance is great and my back hurts from time to time!”

"Oh, I really want a bra with breast-supporting function!"

Finally, Tsunade concluded with emotion:

"Oh, it's better to have an A-cup cup. At least it saves on fabric!"

“Save water when washing underwear!”

Looking at Shizune, whose face was darker than the bottom of the pot, Iori sighed and shook his head.

When it comes to seeking death, Tsunade is definitely the best!

"Ah, Shizune, why do you look so bad!"

"There must be nothing wrong with you, otherwise the task of taking care of Iori will fall on me!"

Tsunade was about to treat Shizune, but the latter suddenly sneered without any sparkle in her eyes.

"I'm so sorry for being an A-cup!"

"It has not changed at all in more than ten years!"

"My Oppai may have transcended the dimensions of big and small, and may have derailed!"

"I will disappear from this world now!"

Although I don’t know why Tsunade suddenly changed the topic from money to Oppai,

But seeing that Shizune had no desire to live, Iori was speechless.

But still holding Shizune tightly to prevent her from messing around,

Iori's eyes rolled, and for a moment he suddenly said loudly:

"Ah! I remembered it!"

"I know who stole the money!"

Iori's words brought the snickering Tsunade and the death-seeking Shizune back to reality like thunder.

Tsunade was the first to react, and her reaction was a little excited!

Tsunade arrived in front of Iori in the blink of an eye. With a push from her big hand, Shizune, who was originally in his arms, fell directly onto the bed like a kite with its string broken!

Tsunade panted, staring at Iori with bright eyes.

"who?"

"Which animal stole my money?"

Iori coughed and then made a gesture of recalling.

"I remember when I first woke up, a slightly obscene figure with a slightly obscene figure suddenly left the window."

"Because he was acting suspiciously, when I chased him to the window, he was gone."

"But I still saw his features in the reflective mirror,"

Tsunade's eyes were blazing, she grabbed Iori's collar and asked urgently:

"Tell me, what did you see?"

Iori patted Tsunade, afraid that she would strangle him to death!

"Ahem,"

"Because he had his face covered, I couldn't see his face clearly!"

It was obvious that the impatient Tsunade was not satisfied with this reply.

"What a mess,"

"You've been talking for a long time, but you haven't even seen him clearly. Do you know how uncomfortable it is for me to be so stubborn?"

Iori smiled and said:

"Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet!"

Hearing this, Tsunade looked at him expectantly again.

"Although I didn't see the other person's face clearly, I still saw some characteristics about him."

"First of all, he has yellow teeth, and his thigh seems to be injured and he walks with a limp!"

Tsunade blinked and looked at Iori,

"That's it, gone?"

"Because I was in such a hurry, I only saw this!"

"What a shame! You're too short! After irritating me, it's over before it even begins!"

The corners of Iori's mouth twitched,

"Iori didn't seem to lie. There are indeed footprints on the window sill, although they are not very obvious!"

At this time, Shizune, who was pushed down on the bed, walked to the window and took a closer look.

"It's just that these footprints look like..."

Shizune looked at Iori with doubtful eyes, looked at Iori up and down, and then gradually focused her eyes on his feet!

Seeing this, Iori smiled awkwardly and walked to a place where Shizune couldn't see him.

"Hmph! If you dare to steal my money, even if you only have this little clue, I will dig deep into the ground to find you and then make you do nothing for the rest of your life!"

Hearing this, Iori shuddered involuntarily!

In a daze, Shizune walked behind him with a chuckle,

"Youdao, it's hard to guard against house thieves day and night. What do you think, Iori?"

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