Konoha's wealth is rolling

"Group leader, you Daisy has been exploded and you can still keep your composure. You are indeed the leader of the group!"

"No, no, no! Maybe the group leader is on his way to get a hemorrhoidectomy now!"

"Hiss... what you said above seems to make sense!"

"It seems that the original poster is also afraid of being discovered that he has hemorrhoids!"

"Shut the fuck up, I don't want to talk about shit or hemorrhoids right now, I just want to get the comics!"

"That's right! I almost forgot about this. It's all because the group leader's hemorrhoids are so charming!"

"Hey...brother, you seem to have a special hobby. I would like to ask: What does it feel like to lick hemorrhoids?"

"Well, actually it doesn't have any special taste. It's astringent and bitter, with a bit of pus smell mixed in with the bitterness!"

"Damn it! Brother, you have really done this kind of thing!"

"Suggestion: Kick out the brother who licks hemorrhoids. This group is not suitable for him!"

"Seconded!"

"Second proposal＋1"

......

"Damn it, you guys are just trying to kill the donkey. I accidentally saw it from the group leader's space. If you don't believe me, you can go and take a look!"

"Damn it! The group leader can't... lick himself..."

.........

The group fell into silence for a long time, and no one spoke for a while.

The corners of Iori's mouth twitched,

"Brother Iori, don't look at me like a monster, you're so scared!"

Chiba explained anxiously:

"They are all talking nonsense, you have to believe me!"

"Besides, you have to know how a mouth can get an ass! He's not a monster!"

As Chiba's words fell, the scene fell into a brief silence!

"No! I'm really not a monster!"

Iori shook his head and coughed, "Let's not mention this disgusting thing again!"

"Let's get down to business!"

"I'm really not a monster who likes to lick hemorrhoids!"

"It's okay, I believe you!"

"No! You don't believe it! You're lying all over your face!"

"No! I really believe you!"

I believe you are a monster with special hobbies!

Iori couldn't say this.

Men all have some... special hobbies, but you are no longer acceptable to normal people!

Finally, Chiba turned his attention to the computer with a face full of despair!

"Black and white taboo comics cost 2 taels per book,"

"Thirty-five thousand colorful comic strips!"

"Brother Iori doesn't accept any bargaining!"

"If you can't afford it, please go out and turn right to die!"

The corners of Iori's mouth twitched,

I said the price could be raised a little, and you must be a little higher!

Just when Iori was a little shocked, Chiba's cold laughter sounded in his ears:

"You were the ones who apologized to me first, so don't blame me for being ruthless!"

"Let you call me short and weak!"

"You brought this upon yourself, Jie Jie!"

Iori swallowed. He was worried that if Chiba raised the price so high, would anyone really buy it?

In the group, not long after Qianye's words were sent out, it took a while for someone to follow up.

"Group leader...you wouldn't kill a cutie right away!"

"If the group leader is so cute, he would definitely not do such a cruel thing!"

"That's it! That's it! The group leader has a big heart and a fat body, and his troubles will be forgotten in the blink of an eye!"

Chiba sneered and said:

“Let’s talk about business and stop gossiping!”

"If you can afford it, please place an order. If you can't afford it, go to the toilet and make up your mind!"

"It's over...I think the group leader has gone dark..."

"I think so... after all, there is such a thing as licking hemorrhoids..."

"The leader of the group has gone dark, and you still scarred him..."

"That's right, who among men doesn't have a special hobby..."

"As much as I want to poke the guy upstairs, he's right!"

"In this case, I won't hide it anymore. I ate my own little puppy last time..."

"Fuck..."

"I'm sorry..."

"They are all fucking cruel people..."

.........

"Qianye, order ten colored books for me. The black and white ones are for poor people!"

Chiba quickly replied: "No problem!"

Seeing that someone finally placed an order, Iori breathed a sigh of relief and took a peek at Chiba.

Iori couldn't help but want to complain,

You are in the league of handsome guys!

It’s better to call it the ruthless alliance!

At this time, Chiba spoke in the group again:

"I forgot to tell you that the quantity of high-quality and interesting comics is limited, and once you buy it, it will be gone!"

"There are only a hundred colored comics, and Iori-nii's body can't bear the extra!"

"Damn it! Why didn't you fucking tell me earlier and give me... a black and white book..."

"Haha, poor guy, the thunder is loud and the raindrops are light, give me two black and white books!"

"Five colorful paintings..."

"Ten color paintings, if you have money, you will be willful!"

"To be on the safe side, I still want five black and white books and five color books..."

"It makes sense upstairs. There is one copy each for black and white and color painting. Although Brother Iori is very handsome, it is always right to be careful..."

......

Just like that, a large number of orders came in after a while!

Chiba recorded all the orders!

Seeing this, Iori couldn't help but sigh!

It’s so easy to make money as a fat man!

Although there is no specialized express delivery company in the ninja world, there are people who deliver goods, and that is the flying ninja.

In fact, every major business alliance in the ninja world has its own delivery department!

For example, the Bauhinia family that Iori has come into contact with is one of the top business alliances in the ninja world. They have their own special express company!

After recording everything, Chiba looked at the order with a smile on his face!

"Hehehe, if all these orders are successfully traded, then I will also get a lot of benefits!"

"Sure enough, if you follow Brother Iori, you'll be single soon!"

"When I get rich, I will definitely sleep in all the custom shops in Konoha!"

Hearing this, the corners of Iori's mouth twitched,

"By the way, brother, the orders have already been placed. Let's see when we can finish the comics!"

Chiba rubbed her hands and looked at him with a smile.

"Go pick up the goods from my place tomorrow. Do you know where I live, right?"

"Hehehe, I must know that. I live with the beautiful girl Shizune. I must know this!"

Looking at the ambiguous smile on Qianye’s face,

Iori understood that Chiba must have misunderstood his relationship with Shizune, so he simply didn't bother to explain.

"I have to leave the delivery to you!"

Chiba patted his chest and said confidently:

"No problem. When I was learning to communicate, I delivered goods to those guys a lot. Don't worry about this brother!"

Iori nodded and stood up,

"Okay, things are over here, it's time for me to go back!"

Seeing that he was about to leave, Qianye said hurriedly:

"Brother, what should I do with the money!?"

Chiba scratched his head and explained:

"They sent all the money to me, won't you take it?"

Iori smiled and turned to look at Chiba,

"I still don't believe you!"

"Although you like to lick hemorrhoids, overall, you are a friend worth making!"

Qianye wanted to cry but had no tears. He was very happy to be recognized.

However, I really don’t like licking hemorrhoids!

This is a blatant slander. Brother, you’ve always been smart, can’t you tell?

"Shipping costs money. After all the expenses are settled, you can allocate your own portion and then give me the money!"

Before leaving, Iori smiled and said to Chiba:

"I trust you!"

"Brother, I really don't know what to say, but I will definitely not betray your trust!"

Seeing the emotion on Chiba's face, Iori smiled and left.

Trust is mutual. Recalling the encounter with Chiba, Iori couldn't help but want to laugh.

Thinking back to when he first returned to Konoha, he had no choice but to go to the streets to sell comics like handing out flyers.

Not only did the book not sell, but it was almost kidnapped by the people who cracked down on pornography!

Konoha is an illegal place, so you can't sell books blatantly!

Just when Iori put on her shoes and opened the door to leave,

The stainless steel door suddenly fell down, and if he hadn't reacted quickly, he would have been crushed under it!

Damn it!

Is this going to be a forced demolition?

After the dust settled, Iori and Chiba looked at each other in shock as a large group of people rushed in from outside.

"Iori, it's you again!"

"Every time we crack down on pornography, you are there!"