The Last Man of the Konoha Hatake

Kakashi had just put on his clothes and was about to tidy up the house and then look around to see if the girl was still there. After all, he had done something to someone yesterday, was he responsible?

Although I have nothing now, I was fired, and I don’t know if this house will be evicted by the landlord when I can rent it, but it happened after all.

You always have to say something. You can't just act like a normal person. Let a girl bear everything silently. That would be too inhuman.

Just when Kakashi had just gotten off the ground, he heard the bedroom door creaking open. There was a person standing at the door. This person had big, watery eyes, a pink cherry mouth, a high nose, and... She has long black hair that falls over her shoulders. Isn't this... the beauty who played mahjong with me last night?

She...she really didn't leave?Kakashi couldn't tell whether last night was a dream or if he was still dreaming now.

The girl smiled sweetly and said to Kakashi: "You're awake. I've prepared breakfast for you. You can eat it while it's hot. I'll tidy up the house first." After that, she was ready to come over and make Kakashi's bed. .

Kakashi was stunned, and quickly grabbed the girl, saying: "Wait a minute, tell me, who are you, why did you suddenly show up at my place, did we play mahjong together last night, and... …”

After all, Kakashi didn't say the words of spending the night together, but the girl didn't shy away from it at all, saying: "Yes! We played mahjong together last night, and I have never met an opponent as powerful as you. Well, your poker skills and luck are both top-notch. I am convinced of losing. I have no choice but to accept defeat. I have no choice but to lose myself to you in the end."

For such a big thing, this girl said it so casually. After spending the night in love, she also did something shocking, as if it was commonplace for this girl. Isn't this incredible?Who is this girl?I don’t even know how you came to my house.

Kakashi became more and more confused, and said excitedly: "You...who are you, and why did you suddenly show up at my house? You deliberately played mahjong with me all night and lost yourself to me. What on earth is going on?" Purpose? I am a poor boy who has nothing and was just fired!"

Unexpectedly, the girl was more surprised than herself and asked: "Isn't it right? You must have amnesia at such a young age, right? You picked me up yesterday, have you forgotten?"

What?What the hell is this? Kakashi thought to himself, when did he pick up such a beautiful and juicy girl?Besides, can a girl like you, a grown man, pick it up and take it home?When you pick someone up, you are not allowed to shout molestation?

Kakashi asked inexplicably: "Beauty, are you mistaken? Look at me looking so weak, do I look like I can pick up your man? Don't talk about you, just let me hug you I have trouble with five and six year olds!”

The girl looked Kakashi up and down, laughed, and said: "If you bring a beautiful woman like me back, you will definitely not forget it, but think about it, did you pick up something home yesterday? ?”

Hearing the girl's question, Kakashi really scratched his head and thought about it carefully. Kakashi thought about it again and finally thought of what he picked up yesterday. Yes, it was that marble mahjong tile. , that piece of fortune, apart from that, Kakashi really couldn’t remember what else he had picked up.

The girl smiled and asked: "How are you? Do you remember anything?"

Kakashi said incredulously: "I didn't pick up anything yesterday. I just fell down when I was fired, and then I saw a mahjong tile keychain on the ground. Could it be that... that fortune card is yours?" Bar?!"

Even if Kakashi was beaten to death, Kakashi would not believe this kind of thing. Who would have thought that a mahjong tile he picked up would turn into a beautiful woman and even lose to him in a hurry? Who would believe this?Speaking of which, people thought Kakashi was a lunatic.

Unexpectedly, the girl snapped her fingers and said: "You got the answer right, it's me. To be honest, I am a sparrow god. In fact, I am just a mahjong player who practices to become a god. However, I have always had a family, but in the past six months, My previous home is gone and I have been sleeping on the street for more than half a year. It was you who picked me up again and brought me a new streamer. Only then can I enjoy the fireworks in the world again, so I will repay you a little. , what’s all the fuss about?”

Rub, what?I fell down and picked up a mahjong tile. This mahjong tile turned out to be a sparrow god who had become a god by cultivation?Please, can you make up a decent story? Will people believe this kind of lies that even ghosts will not believe?However, one thing is certain, that my poker luck has not improved at all. This guy really lost to me on purpose last night just to "repay" me?Then the way she repays her is really too casual, right?Could it be that she would repay this kind of reward every time she met a new master during this period?

Seeing that Kakashi was confused, the girl said, "I know you won't believe me when I tell you this. I have been practicing mahjong for 1000 years, so why can't I still become a god? As for what you think, I know, I just It's not so casual. Even if someone picks me up and takes me home, it depends on whether I am happy or not. Some people are not willing to do it, but in order to repay, I will still use other ways to see it with the points table on my body. See what their points can be redeemed for, and redeem them yourself. Remember the last person who took me home, I made him the richest man in a city!"

Kakashi thinks this girl is a mental patient. She comes to someone's house late at night, and then forces them to play mahjong. She even loses to him and calls herself a sparrow god. It's simply ridiculous, but in the world of mental illness Here, all absurd things become logical.

So Kakashi smiled and said, "I've heard of door gods, mountain gods, river gods, and what kind of god is this sparrow god?"

The girl smiled slightly and said: "Of course the Sparrow God is responsible for managing the winning and losing of people like you in the world, as well as the score records. If you don't believe it, just make a request to me. I can grant you a wish. Of course, this requires Within the range that your points can be redeemed.”

When Kakashi heard what this guy said about having noses and eyes, he said casually: "If you really have this ability, make me a billionaire!"

The girl took out a small notebook, flipped it back and forth, and then murmured: "Kakashi... Well, in the last few games of cards, I lost three thousand six hundred and sixty-six when playing cards with my boss, and I lost three thousand six when I played cards with my family. I lost [-] playing cards, and I lost [-] playing cards with my grandma..."

Kakashi waved his hands repeatedly and said, "Okay, okay, don't read about it. Just take a look at my terrible record. I'm already troubled enough."

After a while, the girl closed the notebook and said, "Well, because you have won so few times and your points are so pitiful, I can only redeem you 1 million yuan now, and you have to rely on the rest." You’ve worked hard to earn points, look, is that okay?”

Kakashi asked in disbelief: "What? Is it okay? Even this [-] million, how many people can't earn it in this life! Is it okay, okay, okay, you can give me [-] million first, let me Let me see what you are capable of. I don’t want to be the richest man. Sometimes having too much money is not a good thing. As the saying goes, if you have money but no life to spend it, it would be better to have nothing at all!"

At this time, Kakashi's cell phone rang. When Kakashi answered it, it was a girl's voice, asking: "Hello, are you Mr. Kakashi Ka?"

Kakashi replied: "Yes, I am, where are you?"

The person on the phone said: "Hello, I'm from the notary office. You have a second uncle who has no children. Now he wants to give you his two houses. You just need to come to the notary office and sign with your ID card." , you can get this house. These two houses are worth [-] million, so you need to come and cooperate in person!"

Although I don’t know whether the phone number of the notary office is real or fake, is this too much of a coincidence?I did hear my father and grandma say before that I have a second uncle who is living abroad. Because of the great turmoil, my family moved south. Unfortunately, my second uncle got separated from the group on the way. After arriving in the south, I kept looking for him. My second uncle was not found for several years. Later, after the environment stabilized, we returned to the north with our family. Grandma said it was a fallen leaf returning to its roots, but my second uncle has not been found until now.Grandpa also died depressed because of this. Grandma still sheds tears when she thinks about it. Now this second uncle actually found me and became a rich man. Two houses alone are worth [-] million, and he still wants to give them to me. , why does this sound like filming a movie?

Kakashi turned back to the unknown girl and said, "Tell me, who are you and why are you here? How do you know that I have a second uncle?"

The girl was a little surprised and said: "I, I actually didn't know you had a second uncle. You just exchanged Queshen points for [-] million. I just fulfilled your wish. As for how this [-] million came from, I I don’t know either!”

What a sparrow god, bullshit, Kakashi firmly believed that this girl of unknown origin suddenly appeared in front of him, let him play mahjong with her for half the night like a dream, and finally lost to him, it must be There is some huge conspiracy, but Kakashi doesn't know what the conspiracy is yet.

The people at the notary office were very considerate, or maybe they were afraid that Kakashi wouldn't be able to find the place, so they sent him the address and said that his second uncle would also be waiting for him at the notary office.

This time Kakashi was in a dilemma. Should he go or not?This is [-] million!How many people dream of a huge sum of money, but what should they do if this is a trap set up by this girl and others to deceive them?When the time comes when they bite back and say that they raped this girl, then they will be unable to defend themselves.What to do?

As the saying goes, people die for money and birds die for food. This hundred million dollars of money is already in front of you. If the duck flies away again, won't you become a pauper again?

Anyway, I'm just an old man. Even if this girl bites me back, I'll give him a dead pig that's not afraid of boiling water. It doesn't cost me money, but it costs my life. How much do you want me to compensate you? Just dream.

After making up his mind, Kakashi finally decided to go to the notary office to see his second uncle's face. Grandma and dad said that his second uncle was only seven or eight years old when he separated from the family. Now that decades have passed, his second uncle is older than him. Dad is a few years younger, probably less than 60 years old. Why doesn't he want another child?Could it be that he encountered some terminal infertility disease?

Kakashi patted the girl and said, "Hey, what's your name? We spent a whole night together, so I can't even know your name, right? Wouldn't that mean I'm too scumbag?" Let me introduce myself first, my name is Kakashi, I am 26 years old."

The girl said: "My name is Sparrow, everyone else calls me that. As for how old I am, I don't know. Anyway, I have been practicing for more than 1000 years."

Okay, this guy really thinks that he is the sparrow god. What about the mahjong? Mahjong is the name of mahjong in Japan. Kakashi thought to himself that I can't call her mahjong, right?

Kakashi had an idea and said: "Well, I can't keep calling you Sparrow? I think I can give you a name. You can call it Ma Xiaoyue. This month and sparrow are homophones. What do you think? Sample?"

The girl smiled slightly and said: "This name is quite nice. I like it. Okay, from now on I will be called Ma Xiaoyue. Well, your points have been redeemed. Do you want the [-] million or not? No, points cannot be refunded."

This Queshen point is really good and not learned, but bad. It is the same as those so-called points redeemed for virtue. Anyway, your points have been redeemed. No matter you want it or not, the points cannot be refunded. Yes, even if I bite the bullet, I still have to take it.

In fact, for Kakashi, whether the [-] million and the second uncle are real, Kakashi is more concerned about the latter. Just imagine if the second uncle is real, wouldn't their family be reunited?But what Kakashi can't figure out is that if this second uncle is real, then why doesn't he go directly to his father and grandma? If he can find a way to find me, then he must have a way to find his grandma and dad. Grandpa has already died in depression because of his second uncle. If grandma never sees his second uncle for the last time, then his second uncle would be very unfilial.

Thinking of this, Kakashi doubted the authenticity of this second uncle.

But the arrow was on the string and had to be fired, not to mention that there was a stranger next to him. It was impossible for Kakashi to call his father or grandma to confirm because of this matter, and even if it was confirmed, Kakashi would not necessarily Finding a satisfactory answer may also bring danger to them.

So in the end, Kakashi gritted his teeth and said, forget it, this is my last gamble anyway. If this time it is really all hardships and joys, then everything will be fine. If it is really a scam, I will fight with them at worst. .

Kakashi said to the girl he just named Ma Xiaoyue: "Although I don't know why you came to me, but since you are following me like this, I can't ignore you. You want to go to the notarization with me." I see my second uncle everywhere, but I still want to stay at home for a while. When I finish the work and get [-] million, I will come back to pick you up, and let’s go have fun and celebrate together.”

Ma Xiaoyue said shyly: "Since you don't accept me following you like this, then I will go wherever you go. Besides, don't worry about letting such a beautiful and weak woman stay at home alone?"

Kakashi was stunned and thought to himself, this guy is really confident. How could any god praise him so much?This is really the first time I have encountered such a god.

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