Oda knows Hammer Naruto

At a time close to noon.

Sasuke brushed aside the curtain of Ichiraku Ramen Shop and walked in.

"Hey, Sasuke-san~ Are you here to eat ramen alone? It's really rare~"

Uncle Ichiraku squinted his eyes, picked up the ramen bag, and said hello warmly.

Although Sasuke didn't have much communication with him, Uncle Ichiraku still knew Sasuke because of Naruto's presence.

"Well, one person, bring me a bowl of special ramen."

Sasuke nodded, sat casually on the chair in front of the table, and added:

"Please pour all the chili peppers in the store into it. Make it super spicy, the kind that can kill you. Then pack it up and take it away."

Uncle Yile raised his eyebrows. He rarely heard of such requests.

Most people in Konoha Village actually don't have much resistance to spicy food.

Neither the mouth above nor the anus and intestines below can withstand it.

"Brother Sasuke, are you sure you want to commit suicide..."

Snapped!

Before Uncle Ichiraku finished speaking, Sasuke slammed a large banknote onto the table.

The latter's eyes suddenly lit up and he dispelled his doubts.

That's fine.

Whoosh whoosh...!

Then he picked up the chili bucket in his hand and poured the noodles into it as if it was free of charge.

Then he sealed the lid, packed it, packed the ramen with ease, and finally handed it to Sasuke.

"So you can eat spicy food so much~? You're really awesome~"

Sasuke just took the package calmly, turned and left.

But after thinking about it, he finally turned around and replied to Uncle Yile's question.

"Oh, I bought it for someone else."

Uncle Yile: "?"

So the amount of chili pepper he has is really spicy. Is he considered an accomplice...?

...

Ten minutes later, Sasuke arrived at a small attic on the edge and knocked on the door.

This is Naruto's home.

It would probably take a year or two before he left Konoha Village this time. Sasuke felt that he still had to tell his colleagues in Team 7.

The Uchiha clan is a large clan, and politeness is paramount.

"Come here~!"

Soon, a lazy sound came from inside.

The door opened, and Naruto, wearing short-sleeved pants and a pointed nightcap on his head, appeared in front of Sasuke.

His yellow hair was messy, his eyes were sleepy, there was drool hanging from the corner of his mouth, one hand was still touching his belly, and his appearance was extremely disordered.

Today was a day off, and Naruto slept until three o'clock in the morning.

"Hey! Isn't this Sasi? Why did you come to my house today?!"

Recognizing the person, Naruto's eyes widened and he woke up.

Looking down, he saw what Sasuke was carrying. The fish plate swirl icon of Ichiraku Ramen was painted on the surface of the plastic bag.

Naruto's eyes immediately narrowed like a fox's, and he rubbed his little hands.

"Haha, come in quickly~!"

Naruto's expression changed and his attitude towards Sasuke became enthusiastic.

Well, whoever buys me Ichiraku Ramen will be my good brother, Uzumaki Naruto, for life!

I haven't had lunch yet.

I can eat Ichiraku Ramen at noon today, and my luck will shine~

...

Sasuke enters.

This is a small one-room house, not too big or too small if only one person lives in it.

At the entrance is the bathroom and small kitchen, and inside is a room with a large bed taking up half of the area, and nothing else.

It's just that the whole room is messy.

Clothes and miscellaneous items were placed haphazardly. There were a lot of unwashed and oily dishes and chopsticks placed on the sink at the entrance. There were also empty boxes of milk and ramen on the dining table.

"..."

Such a chaotic scene made Sasuke, who always lived a delicate life, couldn't help but frown.

Resisting the urge to burn everything with a powerful fireball, Sasuke sat down.

Speaking of which, this was his first time at Naruto's house.

Just colleagues, meeting by chance.

...

Wow frame!

As for Naruto, he waved his hand and pushed away the debris on the table.

After opening the package, the aroma of Ichiraku Ramen hit his face immediately, and the steaming deliciousness made his whole body tremble and feel intoxicated.

Hey.

He opened the chopsticks, closed his hands, then lowered his head and took a big mouthful.

Naruto:"!"

As he drank the ramen with the tonkotsu soup, his expression suddenly changed.

"Ahhhh it's so spicy...!!"

In an instant, Naruto's face turned extremely red, and he whined and roared at the top of his voice.

Boom! !

He raised his head, opened his mouth, and even sprayed a ball of blazing flames into the air.

The entire lip was as swollen as a sausage.

Sasuke on the side just looked at Naruto jumping up and down with a smile, and couldn't help but joked:

"Not bad Naruto, your fire escape is stronger than our Uchiha's."

“Sass gives you TM...!!

Naruto yelled angrily with tears in his eyes, he felt like his whole body was about to burn...

...

afterwards.

Mid-afternoon.

Sasuke and Naruto had already put on their ninja clothes and were walking side by side on the streets of Konoha.

It's just that Naruto didn't seem to have recovered from the incident just now. He was walking in a weird posture, covering his butt with one hand, and his backside was burning.

Tonight, it is destined to snow in some places.

"Eh~! Sasuke-kun~Naruto~!"

At this time, a burst of surprised shouts suddenly came from behind.

The two turned their heads and saw Sakura running over excitedly.

Seeing Naruto's weird posture and face, Sakura couldn't help but asked curiously:

"Naruto, what...what's wrong with you?"

"It's all a good thing that Sasi did for this guy. Now my back yard hurts so much...!!"

Naruto quickly complained.

Sakura: "!"

Her eyebrows were raised, and her face turned green. From these words, she noticed something was wrong.

Sasuke-kun... hurt Naruto's butt?

Isn't it really Tony? !

Sakura shook her head violently, forcing this bold idea away from her mind.

Impossible Impossible!

She absolutely cannot accept this! !

...

Soon, Sakura tried her best to smile and changed the subject:

"Haha, did you see it yesterday? Tsunade-sama is so handsome!!"

This was the first time for a female Hokage to appear in Konoha. With Tsunade's heroic appearance, Sakura had already become a fan on the spot.

"Just an old lady..."

Naruto didn't have too many troubles and even complained.

A few days ago, he and the lustful Sento were practicing ninjutsu in the bathhouse. Tsunade suddenly ran over and beat them both without any explanation.

Damn it, he is really practicing ninjutsu seriously!

"Naruto Uzumaki, you made my Shizune family lose all her dowry, what's wrong with me beating you up?!"

Naruto still remembered the endless words that Tsunade said at that time.

After becoming Hokage, you can't be free of the younger people in the village. This is Tsunade's last act of violence.

Naruto had never seen Tsunade take action, he just thought she was a violent maniac.

After learning that he was a Sannin of the same age and class as the lustful Sento, he was also shocked for a long time.

As for Sasuke's answer, it was even more straightforward.

"Unfamiliar."

Then he put his hands in his pockets and walked forward.

"Wait a minute, Sasi, I haven't settled the matter with you yet..."

Naruto covered his butt and hurriedly chased after him, still cursing.

Sakura, who was in the back, looked at the two people in front of her who were getting away from each other, and once again felt a little confused and superfluous in her heart...

...