Oda knows Hammer Naruto

(My mentality is shattered and my grades are a bit ridiculously bad. It turns out that everyone doesn’t like this setting. It’s my fault. I should have asked earlier... But I can’t change it now. I can only continue writing like this... Please say goodbye. Abandon the article.)

(I previously wanted to set the finale so that the driver of the dump truck who ran the red light died and came to the ninja world to kill two more people. Well, I didn’t dare anymore...)

(But it’s also possible that it’s because of poor grades in the first place, and it has nothing to do with this time travel...)

(Hey, I fainted anyway.)

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night.

Short book street.

At the entrance of a certain gambling house, a woman with blond hair and twin tails pushed open the curtain of the gambling house and walked onto the street.

With a pretty face, she must be in her early twenties.

The current season is still a little cool, but at this moment she is only wearing a sleeveless beige top, which looks a bit thin.

She stretched her waist, her chest was broad, and she stood up against gravity. The smooth forehead on her forehead was slightly dark.

"Damn it, I'm really unlucky today, I lost again~!"

Behind the casino, a woman with short black hair also quickly followed out, looking like a follower.

Wearing a strict black kimono, his face is also quite honest.

"Tsunade-sama, stop gambling~ You have gambled away all our food expenses this month~!"

Shizune couldn't help but complain.

Even if you take off your clothes to the end, you can no longer use them to pay debts. If you take them off any more, you will be an exhibitionist!

Although the latter looks to be several years older, he still calls the blond girl with ponytail "sir."

...

Tsunade, one of the legendary Sannin, should be 50 years old now.

But she doesn't like her old appearance, and relies on her superb medical ninjutsu to keep herself looking like a young girl.

This point is different from the transformation technique.

"Shizune, stop talking. I'm unlucky enough today."

Tsunade just frowned and ignored Shizune's persuasion.

How can any child cry every day?

Huh, if I just gave her a few hundred thousand more principal, she could bet the whole street.

Today, it is a pity to lose.

"Let's go Shizune, go to the tavern and have some drinks to get rid of your bad luck~!"

Tsunade waved her finger and walked carelessly in the direction of a tavern.

"Tsunade-sama! We have no money, so we should save a little tonight. Let's go back to the hotel and cook for ourselves~!"

Shizune was in tears and her face was messy.

Fortunately, their hotel was booked a week in advance, otherwise they would really have to sleep on the street tonight.

"Damn it, then you can go find some bounty warrants or something like that tomorrow. I'll kill you right away after I make some extra money. Shizune, you have to believe in my strength!"

Seeing this, Tsunade could only give up the idea of ​​drinking, and walked towards the hotel with a haggard Shizune behind her...

...

Due to the financial constraints of the two of them, the hotel they booked was also on the edge of Tanzhu Street, and there were not many people here.

The street was empty except for a few old people passing by from time to time, and it even seemed a bit desolate.

From here, you can even see the jungle wilderness outside.

"..."

I just don’t know why, but Tsunade and Shizune always feel that there is something strange around them, and the atmosphere is very strange...

"Master Tsunade..."

Shizune was timid, holding Tsunade's wrist and looking around carefully.

The latter was a legendary Sannin. He had never seen any big storms in the entire Ninja world, so his expression remained unchanged.

"twitter..."

"twitter..."

At this time, the two of them suddenly heard a sound coming from next to them.

The sound was strange, not like a normal human voice.

The two turned to look, only to see a small bonfire burning out of thin air in an open space not far away from the street.

What's even stranger is that there are several wild red foxes standing upright.

Moving around this bonfire, dancing comically.

"?"

"?"

The two couldn't help but stop.

Vaguely, you can still hear the foxes uttering human sentences, as if they were holding some kind of sacrifice, shouting in a long tone.

"Konoha Xing~Tsunade Kage~"

"Konoha Xing~Tsunade Kage~"

This scene, let alone how curious it is.

...

"Master Tsunade..."

Shizune's pretty face suddenly turned pale.

However, Tsunade just glanced coldly and quickly ignored the roar of the campfire foxes.

"Did anyone know my name?"

Tsunade just thought it was someone's prank and didn't care, and continued to move towards the hotel...

After a while, another white snake suddenly appeared in front of the two of them.

The coiled snake body, with sharp fangs and twinkling eyes, stared at the two of them closely.

"Tsk, I hate snakes the most...!"

Tsunade was in a bad mood today, and she encountered these inexplicable things again, and her palms followed the void to create a strong wind.

shhhhhh!

Like a sharp blade of wind, it easily split the white barrier in half.

Even the broken snake body and blood were blown away to an invisible place by her.

With Tsunade's physical ability, just a wave of her hand brought with it the power of D-level wind release ninjutsu.

...

Not long after the two set out on the road, they saw an old woman in linen sitting on a big rock next to her, crying loudly and muttering something in her mouth.

There are many people watching around.

"My son, the White Emperor, was reincarnated as a snake, and now he is killed by the Red Emperor's daughter. Wuwu is the destiny of heaven!"

The old woman said sadly.

It was obviously Zixu's words, but he said it as if it was true.

"Master Tsunade..."

Shizune became even more frightened, with goosebumps all over the place. She quickly pulled Tsunade and hurried past, finally returning to her hotel.

"..."

Tsunade's gaze turned to look at a certain roof on one side of the street.

There, there was a figure sitting faintly...

...

Back in the hotel room, Shizune could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Although there is no danger, the scenes along the way are too weird.

Fortunately, we are back at the hotel now, so there shouldn't be any problems, right?

Shizune relaxed and smiled, then rolled up her sleeves and took out the ingredients she had bought before.

Due to financial constraints, the two of them now have no choice but to buy and cook their own food.

But Shizune has been following Tsunade for so long, and she has long been familiar with cooking and other things.

With a "pop" sound, he threw a big fish on the kitchen table. He held a kitchen knife in his hand, but he used the skill of a chakra scalpel to make a clean and sharp cut on the belly of the fish.

During the process, he didn’t forget to look back and say:

"Tsunade-sama, let's eat big fish tonight~"

"Oh~"

Tsunade just sat on the bed doing nothing, thinking about where to make money tomorrow.

How about going to whoring for free tomorrow?

If you win the bet, continue on, if you lose, just run away with the transformation technique...?

...

"Ah!! Tsunade-sama!!"

At this time, a cry of surprise suddenly came from the direction of the kitchen.

Tsunade's face immediately froze, and she used the teleportation technique to appear behind Shizune, her face tense.

"What's wrong, Shizune!?"

But there were no enemies here. Shizune cut open the fish belly tremblingly, and the remaining blood made Tsunade feel sick.

There was actually a note stuffed in the belly of the fish.

Spread it out, and there are three big characters on it.

"Tsunade Kage!"

Tsunade:"..."

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