Pandaren Professor at Hogwarts

"Count the ball! I don't repair it, and the quality of my stuff is not good enough. It must be because I got crippled, you are a telegraph pole, you should be carrying it at the right time!"

Before they could see anyone, they heard the old man yelling and cursing outside the door. Lan Feng and Lao Lu were lying on the window to look, and they saw a gray-haired old man holding a black machine with a keyboard under his arm, wearing washed and faded clothes. wearing a Chinese tunic suit and a pair of patched cloth shoes. As he walked away, he yelled curses across the street.

Lao Lu whispered, "The thin man in the video store over there is an honest man, and it's probably me, the leader, who is messing around. Our Director Shen is good at everything, but he is petty-minded and doesn't like to suffer. If I have a wife, he will be the threshold." Refined!"

"Is it really okay for you to orchestrate the leadership behind your back?"

"I'm so scared, but I didn't say it to his face." Lao Lu didn't take it seriously.

Outside the door, Director Shen's voice came, "Xiao Lu! Are you trying to hurt me again?" As soon as he finished speaking, Director Shen walked in with the black machine and put it on the table, "This is Lan. Comrade Feng, if you didn't tell me, I would have thought it was a national treasure that became a spirit." Lan Feng glanced at the tea cup in his hand and shouted unhappily, "Old Wu, you don't even dare to make good tea? You want to embarrass me? His face, right?"

Aunt Wu's voice came from the next room, "You think I'm embarrassing you? Why don't you tell me that you locked all the good tea in the cupboard! Now give me rummy-san? How old are you, please?" "

After being sarcastic, Old Shen didn't even blush at all. "My mother-in-law knows how to be a bitch, but I'm stingy? It doesn't exist!" Then he took out a bunch of keys from his waist, searched for a long time, twisted out a small key from it, and handed it to the old man. Lu, "Choose for yourself, drink whatever you want, it's enough!"

Lao Lu took the key, stood up, and asked, "Which cabinet?"

Director Shen raised his hand and pointed, "The tall cabinet inside, the top one, you should be able to reach it by stepping on a bench." Lan Feng suppressed a smile, this Director Shen is also a wonderful person.

Lao Lu moved a stool to get tea. Director Shen sat on the sofa next to Lan Feng, filled Lan Feng's quilt with old tea, and said with a smile, "Comrade Lan Feng, I just received the decision from above yesterday and agreed to arrest you." It's a request from Zoe Wu, but you need to register at the headquarters of the French Association first. Our Chairman of the French Association also wants to meet you. After all, we are friends from another world. We were Chinese in our last life, so we still have to get the treatment we deserve." Director Shen said this The Sichuan accent was gone and the Mandarin was very standard, as if he was in working mode.

Lanfeng agreed immediately. He wanted to get a household registration for himself. It was a good thing. If possible, he would still be happy to learn about China in this world.

"Director Shen, is your wine good? Let's find a restaurant tonight and have a good drink." Lao Lu came over, holding a bottle of bulk wine in one hand and a cloth bag in the other, "And your bag of bud tips." Tea can’t be bought outside.”

Secretary Shen looked proud, "No, it's a gift from the tea farmers in the town." Then he changed his face like a Sichuan opera, putting on a pained expression, "Less time, I don't have much here. Also, forget about wine, what can I drink while on duty? liquor!"

The two of them were arguing, and Lan Feng stood up and walked to the table at the door, looking at the black machine. When he first saw the machine, Lan Feng felt that it looked familiar. Now that he was closer and looked carefully, he really knew it - Domestic Eight-bit computer, gt-92 Chinese and English computer learning machine.

This computer is an integrated board all-in-one computer with a membrane keyboard. It has an FC card slot on the body and can play some FC games. Lanfeng's family had one in his previous life. It was bought by his father who loves to play games, but it broke long ago. , has been piled up in the storage room. Lanfeng went to college and learned some knowledge in this area before repairing the machine that was eating dust. But because he could only play some black and white FC games, he soon got tired of it.

In 1992, when this machine was officially born, it was a bit unbelievable that Lao Shen was willing to spend a lot of money to buy one.

Lanfeng moved the machine to the coffee table, used a branch to disassemble the machine body, and took out the integrated circuit board. A weak current flowed from his fingertips to the circuit board. Sure enough, the transformer connector contacts were broken.In this era, few people can repair even the simplest faults.

Director Shen and Lao Lu saw Lan Feng's movements and came over curiously. Director Shen asked, "Can you repair this thing?"

"It's not a big problem." Lanfeng re-soldered the contacts, turned on the power and tried it. Sure enough, it resumed normal operation, and handed the computer to Director Shen.

Director Shen was very happy. He took it to the TV, connected it online, and took out an FC cassette from the TV cabinet and plugged it in. Sure enough, the game screen appeared on the TV. "Yinyin, come and see! Your uncle Lanfeng has repaired the computer." Got it!"

"Da da da!" Rapid footsteps came from next door. Shen Yin Yin entered the room and saw the picture on the TV. She hugged Lan Feng's arm happily and ran to call her friends.

After a while, all the children in the town came and surrounded the TV. No one cared about the giant panda on the sofa anymore. Lan Feng had the illusion that he had fallen out of favor.

Shen Yinyin allocates the play time of his friends like a little adult, as if the controller in his hand is the token giving orders; Lanfeng thought that these little boys had an ignorant crush on Shen Yinyin, so they were vying to show off in front of her, Now it seems that it was to get Shen Yinyin to give them more game time.

Seeing the children happy, Lan Feng suddenly felt that Director Shen was not stingy, but he heard him muttering to the side, "How much electricity does this cost?" Well, maybe he was just stingy.

In the evening, the group did not go to the restaurant for dinner. Director Shen asked his wife to cook in person, saying that it was Aunt Wu's skill at cooking, but Lao Lu said that it was because Director Shen was reluctant to spend money.

But Aunt Wu's craftsmanship is indeed excellent, and Director Shen didn't make any big claims.

The three people eating were Secretary Shen's family, Lao Lu, his wife and Lan Feng.

Little girl Shen Yinyin's father is an ordinary person who is in charge of tea sales in the town. He is currently delivering tea to the city. Her mother is a staff member of the Security Bureau. It is her turn to be on duty these days and she is not in town. .The little girl is the same age as Lu Chenchen. She has no talent for magic, but she studies well. After the summer vacation, she will go to a key middle school in the city.

Director Shen finally agreed to drink, partly because the wine Lanfeng brought out was really tempting, and partly because Lanfeng said that the wine management was enough, so that he could drink the wine and keep his own bottle of wine. .

Lanfeng's wine was very strong, and although he was careful enough, Director Shen and Lao Lu actually fell into a daze after not drinking much. They began to point out the situation and scolded Fang Qiu. The three family members couldn't stand the ugly behavior of these two people and went to the house. Here, Lanfeng took the opportunity to ask them many questions.

For example, Director Shen said that the Chinese Master’s view on blood is that they are all proletarian comrades, so there is no such thing as a third-rate or a shitty blood.

For example, why are there so few records about Chinese mages in foreign countries? Director Shen waved his hand and said, "Stop talking. We respond to the country's opening up, but those foreign mages are very closed-minded and don't communicate with us at all."

For example, did Director Shen feel disappointed that his son and granddaughter did not have spellcasting talents? Director Shen said that although he was a little disappointed, it was because he could not personally teach his offspring the skills, and life lost a lot of fun; whether he was a mage or not did not affect him. To contribute to the motherland, whether you can use magic is the same.

After saying that, he rolled under the table and fell unconscious.Old Lu was stronger than him and was still awake. He pulled Lan Feng and said, "Don't look at Old Shen Kou, but he donated money to build the only primary school in this town. He himself is also the teacher of the school and doesn't take any money. He also gave money to buy textbooks for the children. He heard that children in the city had games to play, so he went to a factory and bought a computer without saying anything; and "

Lan Feng didn't understand what he said next. It was probably because he was such a good leader, but when he was drunk, he started talking too much.

In the end, their respective wives took their respective men away. Fortunately, both of them knew magic and were drunk, but they were dead. Lan Feng was placed in a guest house in the town, and the environment was not bad.

No matter how high the magic power is, drinking too much will still make you feel uncomfortable. Director Shen and Lao Lu didn't get up until noon the next day, rubbing their heads and drinking tea. At this time, Lan Feng was already on the way to the capital. .

China is a big country, and it takes more than half a day to fly from the southwest border to the capital, but Lanfeng decided not to rush because he wanted to visit his hometown. Although he knew that the earth he was on was not the earth in his previous life, Wan Where is one?The familiar computer yesterday made him daydream.

In 1992, he was not born yet, and he didn't even know his parents yet, so Lanfeng decided to visit the location of his father's ancestral home.

Lanfeng's hometown is in a small county in the south of Shanxi Province. It happened to be on the way. Lanfeng hid himself and Yunduo and lowered the flying altitude. As he got closer and closer to his hometown, he actually felt shy about being close to his hometown.

In 1992, the county town was still very poor. There were no high-rise buildings like those 30 years later. Instead, there were brick houses and cave dwellings. The landform was also very different. His ancestral house was one of them. Lan Feng looked down from the edge of the clouds. , I carefully searched this cave dwelling for the one I lived in when I was a child, but unfortunately, I couldn’t find it after searching for a long time.

Lanfeng lay on the clouds and looked at the sky, and suddenly smiled, "It's a shame that I didn't find them. If I really found them, I really don't know how to face them." He turned over and got off the clouds, turned into a human form, and put his sunglasses on Collar and walk to the nearest market.I bought a bowl of meatball noodles with the funds given by Director Shen yesterday.

"Suck it!"

Lanfeng ate so happily that he attracted the attention of the villagers who were going to the market around him. Everyone was surprised, how could such a man in a suit and ties eat in such a mess, and how could he make himself cry after eating a meatball noodle?

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