Pandaren Professor at Hogwarts

"Crash! Crash!"

Lan Feng flipped through the thick script in his hand, looked at the contents, and muttered: "At the beginning of the founding of the People's Republic of China, a meteorite fell from the sky and landed in the mountains of Sichuan, affecting a pregnant panda mother. Unfortunately, he died due to radiation, but the child in his belly was born successfully, but a genetic mutation occurred and he was born with intelligence... Genetic mutation?!" Lan Feng pointed to the first sentence in the script and said in surprise .

The young male screenwriter said with a longing expression: "Who can resist a cool and invincible mutant panda?"

"Then how to shoot?" Lan Feng was a little curious. In this era, computer special effects technology is relatively backward, and it is difficult to simulate such a scene.

Wei Jiawang shrugged: "I don't know. Director Yang told us to let me come in and write as long as the French Association provides technical support and sufficient funds, otherwise we wouldn't dare to write such a mysterious thing. If you find it difficult, we will Change, after all, you have to construct these scenes."

Lanfeng looked up at the ceiling, thinking about the feasibility of these scenarios: meteorites are easy to deal with, and a "Meteorite Technique" can solve the problem, but it is really impossible to smash a "Hellfire"; two pandas, big and small, can be easily solved, and his own clone can be disguised ; The main thing is that the female panda gives birth to the baby pandas, which is a bit difficult to handle: "Why don't the female panda sacrifice herself to protect the baby pandas? I really don't know what it's like for a female panda to give birth!"

The three members of the writing team nodded in agreement, and the female editor wrote it down in her notebook.

"Crash! Crash!"

Lan Feng read back a few pages: "The red panda was struggling to survive in the forest, but it was dying because it was too weak to chew bamboo. It happened to be encountered by a Shaolin monk. The monk was compassionate and took the red panda back to the temple to take care of it. Later, he discovered that the red panda was extraordinary, so he accepted him as his disciple and taught him Shaolin Kung Fu!...Shaolin Kung Fu?!"

The young male screenwriter still looked yearning: "Who can deny that this mutant panda can also do martial arts?"

Wei Jiawang added on the side: "The information Director Yang gave us said that your baton skills are first-class, so naturally we thought of Shaolin Temple; and we also invited the current abbot of Shaolin Temple, Master Yuantong, to guest star in our movie. Our The shooting location is Shaolin Temple.”

You don’t need to set up this plot yourself, just follow the script.

"Crash! Crash!"

"The red panda gradually grew up, but the radiation remaining in its body did not stop transforming it. As its martial arts increased, an inexplicable power also grew. Finally, when it was two years old, it was transformed by the radiation. Under the influence, he recompiled his own genes, transformed into a human form, and also mastered the ability to cast spells. The abbot was very happy and named it Lan Feng! "Oh!Using your real name will save you the trouble of hiding your identity, but "compile your own genes?!"

The young male editor said with pride: "This paragraph is my idea. After all, who can refuse that Kung Fu Panda can continuously unlock genetic structures?"

Well, just be happy!This section also has no technical difficulty.

"Crash! Crash!"

The story comes to a turning point: "In the mountains and forests of Sichuan, Lanfeng is not the only animal affected by meteorites. Unlike Lanfeng, who has been educated by humans since childhood, other animals still maintain the nature of beasts. They walked out of the mountains and forests with extraordinary abilities. , wreaking havoc on the surrounding villages. At this time, the long-standing panda Lanfeng heard the news and decided to rush to his hometown to solve this crisis.

Lan Feng, who has the highest degree of genetic unlocking, is obviously stronger than these mutant beasts, so these mutant beasts hope that Lan Feng will become their leader and lead them to unify the world. However, Lan Feng, who has been influenced by Buddhist ideas since childhood, does not want to join them, which eventually leads to a dispute. A big battle! "After that, Lan Feng fought with various mutant creatures, and grew up during the battle, "Pandaren versus mutant beasts? "

This time, the young male screenwriter did not speak. The female screenwriter said, "Who can resist a genetic panda beating a dog-licking monster?" She glanced at the young male screenwriter as she spoke.

Wei Jiawang asked: "This is a small climax in the early stage. Is there any way to do it? The upright Taoist priest Zhang Ling can transform into an ape and will come to participate in the performance. The other animals have to be figured out by us."

Lanfeng thought for a moment, and when it came to animals, he really had no choice. He could just summon the phantoms of the four gods to act. The trouble was, the four supreme beings would know what the phantoms of the gods had experienced. How could he explain it to them when he went back? ?

However, Lan Feng still nodded: "No problem, we can solve it!"

"Crash! Crash!"

The script is already halfway through: "The suppressed mutant beasts were unwilling to fail and merged at the cost of their own sanity. They reorganized their genes and gave the fused body the ability to travel through time, intending to go back to the past and obliterate Lan Feng. Lan Feng got After knowing this, at the cost of being unable to reincarnate as a human for life, he forcibly rewritten his own genes, so that he could gain the ability to travel through time, and follow the fusion body into the cracks of time...travel through time?"

"Who can refuse a monster-fighting panda with the element of time travel?" Lan Feng figured out their routine and said in unison with them.

Lanfeng put his hand on his space gem and checked his inventory: fusion body?Can it be replaced by "stitch monster"; time travel?Just get some special effects.

He couldn't help but wonder how the story would develop next.

"Crash! Crash!"

The plot reaches its final climax: "Lan Feng and the fusion body merged together in the rift of time and space, causing an error in the time node of the transmission. They came to the future of [-], which was a world with a cyberpunk background; the fusion body fell into In the hands of a large consortium, it was transformed into a violent machine in order to seek greater profits. Lanfeng worked hard to learn scientific and technological knowledge and assembled a mecha using scraps picked up from the garbage dump.

Lan Feng had a final decisive battle with the consortium's fusion war machine. After knocking the fusion war machine to death with a stick, the violent explosion of the fusion body opened a rift in space, allowing Lan Feng to return to the original time. However, due to another He can't turn into human form, so he hides in the world and acts chivalrously. People who have been helped by him call him: Panda Man! "

Who can resist a mecha panda starting a fantasy road in the future world?

have to!The magic mecha is useful!And why is it [-]?What's the special meaning?However, I am still confident in constructing the cyberpunk style.

Not to mention that the plot is nonsense, as long as the elements of "genetic mutation", "Shaolin martial arts", "gene reconstruction", "killing monsters and upgrading", "traveling through time and space" and "future mecha" can be filmed, and the logic Self-consistent, the box office will definitely be a hit!

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