Pandaren Professor at Hogwarts

Tengu, a strange beast that gradually became outrageous after being introduced to the island country. In the legend of the island country, it is tall and long, with a red nose and a red face. It holds a fan, a feather fan or a hammer. It is tall, wearing a mountain apron, and has wings on its back. Humans are not human, dogs are not dogs.But at this moment, looking at the strange beast in the sky that almost covered the sun, Lan Feng just wanted to say: "I may not be a human, but you are a real dog!"

The Tengu is naturally shaped like a dog, but its head is like a fox. It is white all over, not big in stature, but has three huge fluffy tails. At this time, it is flying in the sky out of thin air. Its three tails are like a canopy, blocking the sun. On the ground Create a large shadow.

And it was this shadow that woke up Zuowu, who was only one step away from the magic network!

The timid Zuowu sleeps very lightly. A slight abnormal change in light wakes him up from his dream. His body shoots up, his tail is raised high, and he lies on the ground, like a cat with its hair exploding. It raises its head first. It glanced at the sky, then lowered its head and looked to the left. Although it couldn't see Lan Feng and others in disguise, it really felt the threat.

I saw its hind legs exerting force, and its body thrust forward like a shuttle. In the blink of an eye, it appeared on a piece of ore far away, and then it took another step and disappeared.Lan Feng stared at the direction in which Zuowu was escaping, and said in his heart: Darling, how can you run so fast? This is a space jump. No wonder he didn't notice Zuowu appearing next to him. It turns out that he didn't run here, he It was a jump.

Lan Feng became even more angry when he figured out the reason. Such a strange beast that could travel through space at any time could not be caught this time. If he tried to catch it in the future, the chance would be even slimmer. He raised his head and looked at the culprit in the sky, Lan Feng. The whites of his eyes were bloodshot, and he was about to jump up high and give it a stick.

But unexpectedly, before he went to look for it, the tengu seemed to sense something. It moved its nose and looked at the ground. With a glance in its eyes, it swooped towards the place where Zuowu had just slept, rubbing its body around it. There was a spark, like a shooting star.

Seeing this, Bai He shouted: "Go quickly, the heavenly dog ​​will fall, and there will be blood rain for three days. I'm afraid this bamboo forest will not be saved!" After saying this, he moved away and moved away.

But Lanfeng did not leave. Looking at the tengu falling from the sky with flames, he pulled out the branch, thickened and lengthened it. He grabbed the tail of the branch with both hands, like a baseball player about to swing a bat, licked his lips and murmured Said: "You even delivered it to your door yourself, let me hit a home run!"

The Tengu is getting closer and closer, Lanfeng's eyes are getting brighter and brighter, and the surrounding temperature has risen several degrees out of thin air.

Lan Feng estimated the distance and began to count down:

"five!"

"Four!"

"three!"

"two!"

......

"Roar!" Lanfeng did not say the last number, because an uninvited guest appeared between the bat and the baseball - an iron-eating beast.

I saw it rushing in front of Lanfeng at an extremely fast speed, raising its head and roaring towards the Tengu. The strong sound waves drove the soil and gravel on the ground and rushed towards the Tengu; blocked by the sound waves and sand and gravel, Next, the flames on the Tengu's body extinguished, and its speed gradually slowed down. Even at a height of less than five meters from the ground, its body actually flew out, breaking dozens of thick bamboos before it stopped.

Lanfeng felt awkward holding the branch with both hands, and opened his mouth: "Is this the power of a bear?" Then he put his hands down and took back the branch, feeling shaken in his heart: Should I keep this thing?

Pushing back and handing over the stage to the Iron-Eating Beast Boss, Lanfeng prepared to be a qualified spectator on the side. If nothing unexpected happened, the Iron-Eating Beast Boss would definitely pursue the victory and take care of this Tengu.

But Lanfeng had all the melon seeds ready, and he saw the iron-eating beast step by step back to the place where he had just eaten, and picked up a pile of ore again. "Click! Click!" He started eating as if nothing had happened just now.

Lan Feng suddenly realized that all the pandas in the world have the same temperament. The iron-eating beasts are like this, and the pandaren in Pandaria are like this. I am obedient to expand externally, and protect my family and country, and I will fight hard!Now that the Tengu has been prevented from destroying the bamboo forest, there is no reason to continue the fight; no wonder Chi You was defeated back then. What does your tribal war have to do with me? I am just an emotionless iron-eating machine!

In the distance, Tengu leaned on a pile of broken bamboos and sat slumped on the ground. There was no injury on his body, but his eyes were a little dull, like a husky, shaking his head, looking like "Who am I? Where am I?" It took a while to recover.

After regaining its consciousness, it looked around and saw the black and white figure eating at a glance. It immediately became furry and its three tails stood up high and then drooped down. It seemed that it was self-aware and had some knowledge of the habits of the iron-eating beast. Understanding, he tiptoed around the iron-eating beast and walked in the direction of Lan Feng.

As expected, the iron-eating beast ignored it, and the tengu got his wish and came to the place where Zuowu had just slept. Lanfeng didn't understand the tengu's thoughts. He still insists on coming here after all this?

I saw this Tengu lying down, putting its nose to the ground, sniffing carefully for a while, then stood up and closed its eyes, took a few deep breaths, suddenly opened its eyes, and looked in the direction where Zuowu left, with a fierce look on its face. , the limbs are tense, and he is about to escape.

Lan Feng, who was watching the whole process from the sidelines, had a guess in his mind: There must be some dispute between the Zouwu that escaped and this Tengu, or maybe this Tengu was purely for prey, so he chased it all the way. He smelled the traces of Zuowu and continued to pursue him.

"You dare to chase after my default pet?" Lan Feng activated his true fire and circulated his true energy. He grabbed the tail of the tengu that had escaped and pulled it back. The tengu didn't respond and fell to the ground again. .

Lan Feng pinched his knuckles, moved his neck, and performed a magic spell. A thick healing mist rushed out of Lan Feng's body, dispersing Bai He's disguise and shrouding the Tengu.

The movement here attracted the attention of the iron-eating beast, and Lao Lu and Bai He also heard the sound and came back.

"Hey hey hey! Puppy! Come and play!" Lan Feng smiled sinisterly, which was particularly eye-catching when matched with the statue of the white tiger Xuenu that rose up behind him at some point.

Not far away, two people and one beast watched Lan Feng walk into the thick fog, but they couldn't see what was going on in the thick fog. They could only hear Lan Feng's voice coming from inside: "White Tiger Fist! Tiger Palm! Touch of Reincarnation! Wind and Fire Thunder and lightning! Rising Sun Kick! Raging Thunder!" Along with each move, Tengu screamed "Luliu!".

In the thick fog, lightning flashed, thunder exploded, sparks shot out, and wind blades shot out from time to time, cutting off a few bamboos. However, the thick fog refused to dissipate, and Bai He shrank his head: "Brother Lu, go and persuade me. Don’t beat the tengu to death, there are only a few of them!”

Lao Lu on the side shook his head and said, "If I don't go, I won't go. I'm afraid a spark could kill me!"

"Sheng Long Ba!" Lan Feng's voice came out again, and a white figure rose from the thick fog, flew dozens of meters, and then fell to the ground with "Boom!"

The thick fog dissipated, and the three elemental pandas of different shapes merged into one. Lanfeng adjusted his clothes and walked towards Lao Lu and Bai He, leaving only a tengu sitting on the ground behind him, completely naked. There is only a slight scar, but its young mind has been severely damaged. After all, not everyone can withstand the pain of being beaten and treated at the same time.

"How's it? How's it? Are you still alive? Why are you so impulsive? Just teach me a lesson. If you deal with such a heavy blow, you will have to write a lot of materials when you go back. Hey! What's this!" Lan Feng still said Without getting closer, Bai He came over and started chattering.

"Stop, stop, stop! You're not dead, you're still alive!" Lanfeng quickly stopped what he was saying, "There's no injury at all. If you don't believe me, go and see..." Before he could finish, there was a banging sound behind him. Turning around, he saw the tengu running away from the depths of the bamboo forest on its feet and tail, stirring up a burst of dust, "Look, it's so energetic!"

Bai He opened his mouth and was speechless. He thought to himself: Do you call this vitality?Okay, as long as he doesn't die, but there will be a psychological counseling session afterwards.

Lao Lu didn't care about this. Seeing that Tengu was fine, he remembered his mission and asked Bai He, "What should we do next? Zuowu has run away, and it will be difficult to find him again."

Lan Feng also looked at Bai He, who was a little discouraged: "The right time and place are not harmonious, so we have no choice but to return to the base."

Lan Feng could only nod, and the three of them walked towards the tent, discussing countermeasures.

"Dong dong dong!" Rapid footsteps came from behind. The iron-eating beast was possessed by an unknown demon. It ran towards Lan Feng and the other two people. It pulled Lan Feng into its arms and twisted around.

"The body is not bad!" Lanfeng quickly put himself in a damage-reducing state, but he was still uncomfortable with the strangulation. He reached out and patted the iron-eating beast's arm, "Bai He, what's going on! Why is it hugging me? ?!”

Bai He burst into laughter, clutching his stomach and said, "I forgot to tell you, this iron-eating beast is female, and it probably wants to take you back to be the village's father-in-law! You guys play slowly, Let’s go first!” After saying that, he took Lao Lu, who was holding back his laughter, and left.

What does it mean to be not very harmful but extremely insulting?Now, Lanfeng instantly understood the feeling of the tengu and vowed to become a dog lover in the future.

After struggling for a long time, Lan Feng escaped from the clutches of the iron-eating beast. When they returned to the tent, the two of them had already started eating lunch. Neither of them knew how to cook, so each of them cooked a pack of instant noodles. , Lan Feng sat down at the dining table, poured the crumbs from the two instant noodle bags on the stove into his mouth, and said to Lao Lu and Bai He: "I will not save you until I die!"

The two of them sucked and nodded: "Yes, yes!"

"Damn it!"

"Yeah, yeah, keep going!"

Seeing the shameless looks of these two people, Lanfeng felt that they really regarded him as friends, so he lost his temper. He got up and went to the stove: "What should I do? Braised bamboo shoots in oil, and then Make braised pork and serve it with a bowl of rice, how delicious it is! Tsk tsk tsk!”

Lao Lu and Bai He looked at Lan Feng with their bowls in hand. They felt that the instant noodles in the bowl lost their flavor. Are you a devil?

......

On the side of the dining table, Lanfeng was holding the rice with a face full of intoxication: "These bamboo shoots are so tender! This meat is so fragrant! Mix it into the rice like this, it's so delicious!"

On the other side of the dining table, Lao Lu and Bai He were holding a cup of tea, pretending to chat, but their eyes unconsciously glanced at the plate.

"Stab! Stab!"

There was a scratching sound from the tent, and the three of them put down the things in their hands. Lanfeng asked: "What is it?"

Lao Lu said: "I don't know. Go and have a look. Maybe the iron-eating beast has come here again."

"Why did I go?"

"You have experience!" Bai He quickly replied.

Lanfeng had no choice but to get up and go out. As soon as he poked his head out of the tent, he saw a big red tail. When he looked up again, he saw a strange beast sleeping on the tent.

"Zouwu!?"