Pandaren Professor at Hogwarts

"Lao Lu, drink tea, drink tea!"

Lan Feng brought the tea cup to Lao Lu's mouth, but Lao Lu did not open his mouth. Instead, his cheeks bulged, and then he turned around and vomited all over the floor. Lan Feng patted him on the back and said with sincerity: "You are older." Now, don’t do those exciting things, you see, your body can’t stand it anymore!”

Lao Lu looked pale, turned his head tremblingly, with a trace of saliva at the corner of his mouth. He raised his trembling hand, pointed his index finger at Lan Feng, and said weakly: "You! You wow!" Then he turned his head and continued. vomit.

"I know, I know, it's all my fault that these two apprentices didn't notice anyone behind them and were not alert at all!" Lan Feng said, turning back and glaring at Neville and Lu Chenchen who were standing in the courtyard.

Neville and Lu Chenchen looked aggrieved. When they saw Zuowu, they forgot about Lao Lu. Moreover, they did not hear Lao Lu calling for help during the ride, but they still lowered their heads knowingly.

Lan Feng said with a look of relief: "Look, they both know they were wrong, so don't be angry and let this matter go."

"Forget it, forget it!" Lao Lu was dressed roughly and wiped his mouth. "If you forget it, I'll be the one! Hand over your silly cat quickly. Today I, I, I" didn't think of it after thinking for a long time. Countermeasure, "This is all your fault. It's your fault whether you raised me or not. Tell me, how can you compensate me?" As he spoke, his eyes glanced at the wine gourd on Lanfeng's waist.

Lan Feng sighed: "Okay, okay, it's my fault. I'll give you two bottles of wine as an apology."

"No! Five bottles!" When it came to wine, Lao Lu didn't seem so weak anymore, and he bargained at the top of his lungs.

Lan Feng shook his head: "Two bottles at most, the landlord's family has no food left."

Lao Lu held out three fingers: "Three bottles, no more!" Then before Lan Feng could continue to speak, he started retching again. He didn't know whether he was really dizzy or just pretending.

Lanfeng knew he was wrong and waved his hand: "Three bottles, three bottles!" Then he saw that Lao Lu had stopped retching and stretched out his hand towards him.Lanfeng had no choice but to take out three glass bottles from the gem, and then poured wine into the bottles from his own wine gourd as Lao Lu reminded him, "Fill it! Fill it!"

Lao Lu got three bottles of wine. Before Chen Fang returned from patrolling, he hurried to the field, dug a hole, put the three bottles in and buried them. Then he said to Lu Chenchen: "Son, these three bottles of wine, You open one bottle when you become an adult, one bottle when you get married, and one bottle when I give birth to my grandson! Don’t tell your mother!"

Seeing his father's weak and happy look, Lu Chenchen nodded.

Behind the house, little Zuowu, who had witnessed all the transactions between Lan Feng and Lao Lu, finally dared to show his face, ran a few steps lightly, and then jumped onto Lan Feng's shoulders.

Lanfeng touched its head and whispered: "This time I gave a lot of blood and gave you good wine. You can't cause me any more trouble in the future!"

Little Zuowu nodded perfunctorily, wrapped his tail around himself, closed his eyes, and fell into a deep sleep.

The farce ended, and life returned to its original rhythm. There was still half a month before the holiday was over. The crew was still working separately. Lan Feng's body stayed in the camp to guide the two apprentices. Lu Chenchen was still carrying out boring tasks. Practice is a necessary process that no one can skip.

Neville has made rapid progress. He can now flip a pot fluently with one hand and perform several tricks with ease. In terms of soul sensing, Neville has also made great breakthroughs. He can now control soul perception. surrounding environment.

So Lan Feng began to teach him how to control the soul to bless his body to generate true energy. This is not an easy process and requires you to be focused enough. Many Pandaren warriors fail at this step and cannot change their profession to become monks.

But this is not a very difficult thing for Neville. Perhaps because of his personality, the introverted Neville is very focused. After only two days of meditation, he felt a warm current in his body. It was flowing through my body, and I seemed to be able to control this warm current.

At the same time, perhaps because of his personality, it is difficult for Neville to release the true energy in his body, but the true energy in transforming his body is outstanding.

Lanfeng patted Neville and said sincerely: "My child, you are destined to protect others, and you will become an outstanding wine master."

As a result, Lanfeng had a new mission: making juice.

Because minors cannot drink alcohol, Lan Feng needs a substitute for alcohol. Berries that can be found everywhere in the forest have become the first choice. But the biggest problem is that juice is not alcohol after all and cannot make people intoxicated. , thus affecting the performance of Drunken Master.

When Lan Feng was distressed, Comrade Lu Chen and Chen picked up a few bright mushrooms from somewhere. He said that eating mushrooms can make people hallucinate. After Lan Feng's experiment, it turned out that they had a hallucinogenic effect and added them to the juice. , the effect produced is no different from that of fermented wine.

So in the following days, Neville lived a drunken life every day, practicing boxing in a drunken state.

These days are not over until the end of the month.

On July 29, it was the day when Lan Feng returned, and it was also the day when Lu Chenchen and her parents parted ways. Early that morning, Director Shen and Aunt Wu brought Shen Yin Yin to the camp, and they practiced together with Lan Feng and his apprentice.

"Chen Chen, when you go over there, remember to write to us every week. If you have a chance, you'd better give us a call." Chen Fang squatted in front of Lu Chenchen, sorting out his clothes while telling him, "Please Listen to your master and don't go to dangerous places; if you can't get used to the food there, write a letter to your mother, and your mother will prepare it for you and send it to you; and you must study hard. Although you are studying in the UK, you will not be able to do it in the future. You still have to take the national exam here, don’t fail it and embarrass your master; and”

"Mom, you told me everything last night, and I know everything." Lu Chenchen was a little impatient, and her heart was filled with imagination about her new life.

But Neville on the side was a little envious when he saw this scene, and quietly turned away, but was pulled over by Chen Fang: "And you, little Neville, Chen Chen told me, you are always being raped in school over there. Bully, listen, if anyone dares to bully you in the future, you will beat him back. If you can't beat him, call Chen Chen together. If you still can't beat him, write a letter to your aunt, and she will kill him directly. We will not be angry with that ,do you know?"

Tears overflowed from Neville's eyes, he nodded seriously, and then gave Chen Fang a big hug: "I know, Aunt Chen!"

On the other side, Lao Lu seemed very open-minded, as if his son's departure had no impact on him. He smiled and said to Lan Feng: "When we get there, if Chen Chen disobeys, you will beat him. If you don't beat him, it will be ineffective; and , you should remember what expenses are needed there, and I will replenish them for you when you come next time; also, I heard that the atmosphere in the UK is not very good, but you can’t let Chen Chen go astray; and "

Lan Feng looked at Lao Lu with a smile. Although Lao Lu didn't care on the surface, in fact he was still very reluctant to give up. Otherwise, how could he, who always spoke so cheerfully, say so many "more"s.

But the moment of parting finally came. Neville and Lu Chenchen stood next to Lanfeng, grabbing the corners of his clothes, and little Zuowu lay on Lanfeng's shoulders.

Lan Feng waved to everyone: "Don't worry as I am here. I will bring him back to see you when I have time during the holidays; oh, by the way. Director Shen, there is something for you on the table in the room."

"What?" Before Director Shen could ask, Lanfeng and his two children had apparated and left the camp.

Chen Fang rarely grabbed her husband's arm, her eyes were red, and Lao Lu also looked at the open space in front of her, unable to recover for a long time.

Director Shen walked into the room and immediately saw the envelope on the table. He picked it up and found that there was only a check and a note inside:

"Build a decent school for the children! - Lanfeng·Shengyan"

There are words on the back of the note:

“Don’t forget to build me a statue!????”

"That stinky boy!"