At the beginning, the stalls sold vigorously

I saw Jiangnan took out the small pointer and patted it in the palm of his hand, looking around the audience!

"Before we start, let me introduce myself!"

The little dimple jumped onto the podium, tilted her head and said sweetly!

(◍•̀ᴗ•́◍)

"Hi everyone, my name is Xiaodiwo! I'm Zhuyin's spiritual pet! My biggest wish is to make Zhuyin fall in love with me!"

After saying a word, the entire classroom was instantly silent!

The experts and professors stared at the eyeballs with horror on their faces, and almost shattered their glasses!

hiss~

He really spoke, so fluently!

Yaoshou!

All the students were stunned. Now Nanshen is not just the dream of [-] million girls?Can spirit beasts not be able to resist the charm of this southerner?

At this moment, Xiong Er on the side spoke!

"What's inside~ I'm Xiong Er! My ancestral home is Qiandao Lake, a platinum two-star black bear spirit beast, and I'll come out with Brother Nan to have a good meal!"

"Today I will be an assistant to Brother Nan, thank you for your support, thank you, thank you!"

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Expert Professor: Σ(٥ರ口ರ)

The last moment was Uncle Hairy, but you told me you were a bear?

The world view is completely shattered!

Did it take a few years for this bear to catch up with millions of years of human evolution?

Hurry up and apologize to the theory of evolution!

Below An Xiaoqi waved her hands excitedly: "Look! Look! It's my Xiongxiong! Uncle Xiong! He's so handsome, okay?"

Mo Tian: (≖_≖) I can't get your point at all!

Li Chuan: Σ(|||ʘдʘ)

"No...it's impossible. You must have found a beast-type spirit warrior to pretend to be a spirit warrior, right? What do you have to prove that it is a spirit beast?"

Jiang Nan pouted: "Is it necessary for me to prove it to you? The teacher is lecturing, the students below should not interrupt randomly, and be careful that I will throw the chalk at you!"

Li Chuan stared, his face turned red, when did the old man suffer from this anger!

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Xiong Er shrugged: "I have a CT scan of my brain, do you want to see it? I have a spirit pearl in my head, do you have any?"

"Forget it! I still won't show it to you. After you finish it, you will definitely say that I have a tumor in my head! If this is deducted again, I will die..."

Everyone couldn't help laughing, this is too slippery!

At first glance, it was brought out by Nanshen!

Li Chuan's face turned black when he heard the laughter next to him. It's fine if people hate me, but the spirit beast also hates me?

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Jiang Nan raised his eyebrows, this little old man is quite angry!

Then he cleared his throat and said, "Today, the main thing is to teach everyone how to hatch eggs quickly!"

"As the first person in China to hatch eggs, no one knows how to hatch eggs better than me!"

Xiao Dimple Peckmi nodded: "Zhu Yin is right!"

Jiangnan: ･ิ≖w≖･ิ✧

"Aiming at hatching eggs, I have summed up a complete set of egg hatching system, called the bionic hybrid hatching method of simulating the environment of each body!"

The eyes of the students were bright, and they were amazed!

It's so complicated. Although we can't understand what you are talking about, the name sounds very tall!

Jiangnan: "Abbreviation: the method of imitating various bastards!"

Xiao Chuihuo stared, almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!

God step on the horse, you bastard!

I seriously suspect that you are swearing!

The students are all crazy, is this really a lecture?

This person is clearly talking nonsense seriously!

Xiao Chuihuo: "Ahem...don't abbreviate it! Let's get straight to the point!"

Jiang Nan was stunned: "Huh? Isn't it abbreviated? I thought about it for a long time last night, or the mdzz method will do!"

"The initials of the imitation egg, zz means cub, and it means creation!"

Xia Yao: (๑˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅)ﾉ┳━┳Goose hahaha!

mdzz method?

Konan!What a little genius you are!

Are you sure this is hatching?Not meow's retarded law?

Xiao Chuihuo covered his face: "Lecture!"

Jiang Nan was speechless, thinking for nothing all night, looking at the students below looking at him with blushing faces, he couldn't help but stare and said, "Why are you looking at me? Read the textbook!"

Everyone hurriedly lowered their heads to look at the textbook, and then Jiangnan continued to talk, writing on the blackboard while speaking!

"This method is mainly to artificially simulate the hatching environment of the spirit beast mother!"

"It takes about three months for a normal person to incubate an egg, but with this method, it can be hatched in half a month to a month!"

"What are you looking at in textbooks? Look at the blackboard!"

All the students:? ? ?

You let us read the textbooks?

But under Jiang Nan's stern gaze, he still stared at the blackboard!

Jiang Nan: "I tested this method myself, and it works really well. That's how the dimples are hatched!"

Little dimple lay on the podium trembling, and kept nodding, what the boss said was right!

"First of all, everyone has to learn from the hatching position!"

"What are you doing looking at the blackboard? Look at me!"

A group of students and professors: (||≖‸≖)

What do you want us to see?

I only wish I didn't have three glasses, otherwise I would be able to meet your requirements!

Well, as long as you are happy!

Jiang Nan walked off the podium: "Now let's do a live demonstration! Have you brought your eggs?"

Chang Fa smirked: "Of course I brought it with me. I have carried it with me for 24 years! I can't take it off even if I want to!"

With one word out, many people burst out laughing!

Some girls blushed: "Bah bah bah!"

Jiangnan: "(ꐦ･᷄ᴗ･᷅) can't take it off? I don't believe it!"

"I have successfully taken down other people's before! Come on, I will help you, I have experience!"

Chang Fa's face turned pale when he brushed it, and he shook his head frantically with horror on his face, Nanshenjubi is capable of such a thing!

Originally, I wanted to tease Nan Shen, but you came for real?

Jiang Nan rolled his eyes: "Bring your eggs over here and show everyone!"

Only then did Chang Fa heave a sigh of relief, and walked forward with a fiery red egg in his arms!

I saw Jiangnan spread a mat on the ground and said, "Spiritual beast mothers sit on eggs and hatch, human beings can't do it!"

"So cover the egg as much as possible, so that the egg can feel the warmth from you!"

Chang Fa excitedly said, "What should I do?"

Jiangnan: (՞ٹ՞) You will know soon!

1 minutes later!

Chang Fa lay on the mat in the posture of "●|￣o|_", protecting the soul pet in his arms, his face was black as coal balls!

Ahhhhh!

This ghostly posture is too shameful, isn't it?

Still in front of so many people!

And this action is very insecure, I feel a chill down my spine!

I always feel like someone is trying to impale me!

The rest of the students are all crazy with joy, are they going to hatch eggs like this?

"Mr. Jiang, I... can I get up?"

Jiang Nan looked back and patted Chang Fa's Houqiu with a pointer: "Lie down, otherwise you may bring three of you, and only one will go back!"

Chang Fa: (*꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ)

I shouldn't be so cheap!

At this moment, someone raised his hand and said, "Nan Shen, can this speed up the egg hatching?"

Jiang Jiang said with a smile: "This is just the basic posture, the most important thing is to simulate the hatching environment of the soul pet egg!"

"Show me what kind of bastards you are!"

The students sitting in the front row took out their pet eggs one after another, most of them were fiery red!

"It's a flame spirit chicken! We've been hatching a fire-attribute spirit beast for half a month, and we still haven't seen any movement!"

"Nan Shen asks for advice, we also want to see the birth of the little guy soon!"

"Can your method really speed up hatching? Three months is too long!"

Jiang Nan was startled: "Yan Lingji?"

Can this egg hatch Yanling Ji?

Li Chuan sneered and said: "Yanling chicken, bird family, the lowest adult body is gold level!"

"The incubation period is 49 days! The incubation temperature is 700±20 degrees, bionic simulation? A joke! Except for the fire-type spirit warriors, how can the human body reach this temperature?"

"I think you're talking nonsense..."

Before Li Chuan could finish speaking, Jiang Nan raised his hand and popped out a piece of chalk, hitting Li Chuan on the head with incomparable precision!

He raised his neck so hard that his glasses were crooked!

"Student, remember to raise your hand before speaking, don't disturb the classroom discipline, didn't the teacher teach you?"

Li Chuan:! ! !

Hit me?How dare you hit me with chalk?

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He laughed angrily: "Okay! I want to see how you hatched the Yanling Chicken!"

Jiang Nan smiled brightly: "Then I'll show you how I can do it!"

A group of students couldn't help getting excited, and they all went forward holding their own flame eggs, they are very precious!

A total of fifty or sixty pieces!

Jiang Nan put his little hands behind his back: "It is true that the human body cannot reach this temperature, but when a person moves to live, a tree moves to die!"

"The biggest difference between humans and animals is that they can use their brains and tools!"

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Lecture as you lecture!

What are you scolding me for?

I saw Jiangnan raised his hand and took out a huge iron pot with a diameter of three meters from the alien space!

Throw out the void chain to wrap around the handle of the pot, and hang it directly on the space!

At this moment, everyone stared blankly at Jiangnan, didn't they say they wanted to teach us how to hatch eggs?

What are you doing with the pot?

How about a three-meter iron pot?Nan God, where did you get it?

People who are so big can lie in it!

Jiang Nan frowned: "Okay! Put the eggs in the pot! I'll help you hatch!"

At this moment, the smiles on the faces of the fifty or sixty students holding the Yanling eggs froze, and their eyes were full of horror!

fart!

You are not teaching us to hatch eggs at all!Are you going to teach us how to cook?

This person is indeed talking nonsense seriously!