Konoha: Obito Flying Thunder God

Although this man was wearing a Konoha forehead protector, he was dressed like a ronin.

"Hey! What are you doing here!" Kakashi shouted sternly, taking the lead.

"Shh!" The tall man turned around hurriedly, put his index finger on his lips, and whispered with a stern expression, "You two brats, don't disturb me while I'm collecting information here!"

"So reasonable and confident!" Obito's eyes twitched and he couldn't answer the question for a while.

"Who are you?!" Kakashi was unmoved. Although he always felt that this man looked familiar, he was indeed blocking his way and he had to ask clearly.

"Boy, that's a good question!" The white-haired man suddenly became energetic, formed a seal with his hands, a burst of smoke exploded, and a huge toad appeared under his feet. He stood on top of the toad, posing in an exaggerated pose.

"The person standing in front of you is Taoist Taoist Toad Elf Xiansu of Miaomu Mountain, commonly known as Toad Immortal, come on!"

"Toad Sage?" Kakashi tilted his head, "What is that, a stage name?"

"Hey..." Obito tugged on Kakashi's clothes, "Don't be so aggressive when dealing with your elders!"

"When did you become so polite?" Kakashi wondered.

He didn't think much about it, and he didn't listen to advice, because he was currently annoyed that someone had taken advantage of him.

A whole afternoon of hesitation, bearing the risk of being laughed at by Obito, resulted in such a result, which is unacceptable no matter what!

Being vaguely regarded as an entertainer by Kakashi, the white-haired man was not angry. After letting the toad disappear, he waved his hands as if to shoo away flies: "You two brats who don't understand anything, don't bother me, leave quickly and catch the cat." Find the dog."

"No one understands anything!" Kakashi blurted out, his head burning, "That little hole you peeked into was dug by us!"

quiet--

The white-haired man looked Kakashi and Obito up and down, "I can't tell, but you are still my comrades."

Only then did Kakashi realize that he had made a mistake. He opened his mouth but said nothing, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

"Hehe." Obito pulled Kakashi behind him and waved his hand, "Uncle, don't listen to his nonsense. We are just passing by."

"Then leave quickly!" The white-haired man continued to drive the two of them away, "Don't disturb my enjoyment."

"Okay, let's leave now!" Obito pulled Kakashi and left obediently.

"Are you just leaving?" Kakashi's reluctance was written all over his face.

"Hmph!" Obito crossed his arms, "Who do you think I am? How could I give in so easily?"

"Then what are you going to do?" Kakashi was curious.

"We must make full use of our status as minors!" Obito smiled coldly, "We will reveal the uncle's position to the women in the bathhouse, so that they can teach him a lesson, and at the same time, we can wash away the negative effects that have accumulated on us over time. Suspicion."

"It's a good idea."

"But there is a difficulty with this method. As for the person to spread the information... you have to choose between the two of us." Obito looked embarrassed.

"I'll go!" Kakashi patted his chest. He couldn't wait to see the pornographic uncle get beaten up by the girl until his face was bruised and bruised!

"Then...come on!" Obito encouraged his friend.

"That porn uncle -" Kakashi clenched his fists, "I will make you pay the price."

"Haha." Obito looked on with a smile.

The identity of that white-haired man is not simple, but it is an indisputable fact that he took away his own territory!

It is necessary to come back with revenge.So Kakashi, I'm sorry!

……

Kakashi sneaked to the door of the female soup house and shouted at the top of his lungs: "There is someone peeping outside the wall!!!"

The female soup room was quiet at first, and then suddenly became confused. A group of footsteps rushed towards the door. Kakashi heard the sound, swallowed, and couldn't help but take a step back.

But when he thought of what the white-haired man had snatched away, his eyes became firm again.

The next moment, a bunch of women wrapped in bath towels, with average looks and figures, walked out of the women's bath angrily, their eyes locked on Kakashi.

"Boy, did you just say someone was peeping?!"

"Yes!" Kakashi nodded heavily, "Just outside the wall."

"I want to see which man who doesn't care about life and death has such courage!" The tough woman in the lead patted Kakashi on the shoulder, "Little brother, lead the way for me."

"Okay!" Kakashi felt that he had the same hatred as the enemy.

The group of people walked around the outer wall of the bathhouse aggressively. The white-haired man just realized something was wrong and took a few steps quietly!

"That's him!" Kakashi pointed at the other party angrily.

But there is a strange pleasure in my heart - what I can't see, you don't want to see either!

"Sisters, come on!"

The women wrapped in bath towels were extremely tough and fierce, surrounding the white-haired man.

"Wait a minute, this... this is a misunderstanding!" the white-haired man said with a sneer.

But how could the angry women listen to his poor excuse?He used all his strength to push the white-haired man to the ground and beat him!

Kakashi watched this scene from the side and was very relieved.

"Let's go." Obito, who was hiding in the dark, came out and patted his companion on the shoulder, "Today's plan is ruined."

"Well, let's go back." Kakashi's unhappy mood was swept away, and he left with Obito.

However, just after crossing a street, a familiar uncle's voice suddenly came from behind!

"Hey! That brat with white hair, stop here!"

Kakashi was shocked, could it be that...

He turned his head, and the white-haired man actually caught up with him. Judging from his appearance, he didn't seem to be hurt.

Obviously, this guy was not surrounded and escaped.

"But..." Kakashi immediately calmed down and thought to himself, "So what if you catch up? Anyway, I take care of this matter."

Thinking of this, Kakashi straightened his back and looked at the white-haired man with a calm expression, "What do you want from me?"

"Well -" the white-haired man put his big face in front of Kakashi, "How dare you pretend to be stupid!

Did you leak the secret just now? "

"Everyone who sees what you do will expose it!" Kakashi said word by word, "Uncle Pervert!"

"..."

The white-haired man's nose was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves: "Good boy, I have to argue with you today."

"Okay! Who is afraid of whom!"

Obito stood aside, watching this strange unfolding, and couldn't help but wonder if he might have gone too far.

At this moment, a middle-aged ninja wearing a green vest passed by, looked at the white-haired man competing with Kakashi, and subconsciously said hello.

"Master Ziraiya, long time no see."

"Well, long time no see." The white-haired man responded without moving his eyes.

But after Kakashi heard this short conversation, he blinked, and deep shock gradually appeared in his small eyes: "Ji...Jiraiya-sama?!"

"Of course, brat." Jiraiya straightened up and said, "Who else can be so handsome but me?"

After Kakashi received a positive answer, he turned to look at Obito. From the moment he saw Jiraiya, something was wrong with this guy. Could it be that he knew something?

"Obito, you know him."

"We know him, Minato-sensei's teacher, Jiraiya-sama of the Sannin."

"Then why didn't you stop me?!"

"Seeing how devoted you are to exposing him, I don't have the nerve to stop you." Obito scratched his cheek guiltily.

"With - soil -"