Douluo's Beginning was picked up by Bibi Dong

I am Su Xuan, I am 3 years old this year. These are all what my cheap mother said.

After all, I have a strange disease, which means I often suffer from sudden "brain loss".

During the days when I lost my brain, I usually slept, but 24 hours a day, I always had to spend 3 or 4 hours eating and going to the bathroom.

But when my strange illness struck, I lost my "mind."

So during that period, when I was hungry, instead of eating and drinking milk, I would cry and ask my mother for milk, and I would be very attached to my mother’s warm embrace. I would even cry and make a fuss in front of my mother to talk to my sister. Compete for favor.

But I can tolerate the above.

Finally, and the most serious thing is that this time at the age of 3, because I lost my "intelligence" again, I successfully earned the title of "bedwetting at the age of 3".

Because our family of three has been sleeping in the same bed until now, I can't hide this embarrassing thing at all. This will be a black spot for my poor Mr. Su Xuan's life.

Master Su Xuan, who silently complained about himself to relax, took a deep breath, replayed what he did when he got sick this time, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It was okay, okay, although it was still embarrassing this time, at least there was no big problem.

Maybe for a real 3-year-old child, the above behaviors are really not strange.

But let me ask you this: after you turned 18, your parents told you about your childhood embarrassments. I think any young man with a normal sense of shame would not be able to withstand such a public execution.

This is the problem for Master Su Xuan, even though Master Su Xuan is carrying the body of a 3-year-old child.

But the true core of Master Su Xuan is a 16-year-old boy with a strong sense of shame.

Those embarrassing behaviors are completely unacceptable just thinking about them, let alone admitting them.

But people will always change.

At the beginning, Lord Su Xuan was extremely ashamed and could not face what he had "done" at all.

At that time, when Mr. Su Xuan thought of his "great achievements", his fair face burned with white smoke, and his young and round toes were scratching everywhere, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to get in.

But once it’s new, it’s the second time it’s familiar.

Master Su Xuan, who has experienced many public executions, has shamelessly learned to act cute and pretend to be stupid. As long as he truly assumes the identity of a 3-year-old kid, Master Su Xuan finds that he is not so ashamed after all.

This wave, this wave Master Su Xuan is willing to call it the "Spiritual Victory Method".

But there is one thing to say, Bibi Dong's mother's mind is really as broad as the ocean, and it is quite warm and comfortable to collapse in it.

Ahem →_→ I went to the wrong set.

Although the healing soul masters have sworn on their lives to ensure my safety every time, they are completely unable to explain my "strange disease".

But my stupid mother was always suspicious, fearing that there was something wrong with one of my parts.

Thinking of this, the corners of Su Xuan's mouth raised slightly. After all, it felt good to have someone caring.

Talking about the strange disease again, Su Xuan gradually understood what was going on, because every time Su Xuan fell into a coma, Su Xuan would think of some "past things".

That was Su Xuan's previous life as a great philanthropist in the 21st century.

Born to be short-lived, he fought against the disease tenaciously. He did countless good deeds based on his father's assets and connections. He was loved by thousands of people and accumulated immeasurable good deeds.

That's why he had this life, this life in Douluo Continent.

At the beginning of this life, he had a gentle and stupid cheap mother Bibi Dong, and an eccentric sister Gu Yuena.

For the first time, he had such a warm home.

This was what he longed for in the last life, family love, and this time it seemed easy to get it.

But Su Xuan understood that this was the opportunity he had paid for. The blessings of millions of people who had benefited from him had bought him this opportunity.

Su Xuan cherishes this opportunity very much.

Because this "really" is something that you can only have after spending all the luck in your previous life.

Master Su Xuan decided to work harder in this life than in the previous life.

He wants his family to live a happier life than anyone else in the world.

Young Su Xuan secretly swore.

Then Su Xuan thought of his ghost sister again.

Su Xuan grinded his teeth for a while due to his popularity.

This abominable little bitch came out of nowhere.

Not only did she become the younger sister of Master Su Xuan who was destined to be great, but she also competed with Master Su Xuan for her mother's favor all day long! ! !

This is simply unforgivable! !

Thinking of this, Su Xuan's pretty and cute little face wrinkled up.

A stinky walk-on, huh, damn it, but even if you are Master Su Xuan's sister.With the same beauty as Master Su Xuan, my mother will definitely like the handsome Su Xuan more.

After all, who can’t love a young lady who is both handsome and cute?

Master Su Xuan touched his handsome face narcissistically and proudly.

Tender and smooth, this is simply perfect for all women aged 3 to 80 years old.

Su Xuan had a hunch that when he woke up this time, the next "strange disease" might be when he was 6 years old, and it would also be the last "strange disease".

Mr. Su Xuan, who was lying in bed and thinking about life for a long time, thought for a while and decided to get up.

"Yeah, ah, ah, it's so difficult. As expected, getting up is completely against human nature."

Su Xuan, who was paralyzed on the bed and wanted to be a salty fish, reluctantly opened his eyes and shook his head helplessly.

Su Xuan reluctantly sat up straight and looked around, still familiar with the pink girly style. (There are no separate rooms for 3-year-olds, all 3 people sleep together)

He turned around and looked carefully, and sure enough, there was still no quilt on him. This was a five-meter-wide bed, and you could imagine the size of the quilt on it.

Even so, his evil sister still left him "uncoverable".

Su Xuan was extremely popular.

No wonder I felt a little cold last night. (It’s just an illusion. The Pope’s private room has top-notch heating, making it feel like spring all year round)

Su Xuan was very angry, so he stood up and pulled the quilt hard, trying to snatch it away.

But obviously, his weak and incompetent 3-year-old body is really weak.

Master Su Xuan fell down without any suspense, but Master Su Xuan would never admit that it was because he was too weak.

If you insist on asking, Master Su Xuan will tell you that this is all because the sheets are too slippery.

There was a loud "bong" sound.

Lord Su Xuan successfully woke up his sister, Gu Yuena.

Looking up, I saw a little girl with silver hair, yawning and getting up lazily.

She has silky silver waist-length hair. She can't open her eyes because of sleepiness, but she can vaguely see the exquisite and beautiful facial features on her small face. Her eyebrows are picturesque and beautiful.

With such a delicate face that no perfectionist can find fault with, even if she doesn’t wear any makeup and is just plain and bare-faced, she will still be the brightest star in the crowd.

And such a beautiful girl is naturally Master Su Xuan's cutest sister, Gu Yuena.

"My stupid brother, you have affected the rest of your most lovely sister Na'er."

The stretching sister glanced at Master Su Xuan who fell on the bed and shut himself up, and then laughed mercilessly.

"My stupid brother, why, can you fall down on your own in bed now? Can I say that you are really just a 3-year-old child?"

Master Su Xuan was a bit autistic, and he actually gave up the opportunity to talk back to his hateful sister with a vicious tongue.

Looking at Xianyu's brother lying on the bed.

Gu Yuena climbed up to Su Xuan and waved her hand in the face of her stupid brother.

However, Master Su Xuan, who had turned on the salted fish energy-saving mode, did not want to pay attention to this sister at all.

Although Gu Yuena is very precocious, it can even be said that she is already a mature sister.

But after all, she is only 3 years old, and she has only been accompanied by her mother and brother when she grew up. She has never seen other people, and it is impossible to understand that young people in the 21st century have an autistic state called salted fish energy-saving mode.

Gu Yuena touched her brother's breath again to confirm that he was still alive.

She felt that this might be another episode of her brother's strange illness.

The smart Gu Yuena decided to seek off-site assistance.

"Mom, mom, my brother is sick again!"

When Su Xuan heard these words, he immediately trembled and immediately released his salted fish energy-saving mode.

Master Su Xuan jumped in front of his sister with a forward somersault and covered her mouth directly.

said angrily.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Why do you bother your mother with all the big things? She is very busy."

Su Xuan earnestly educated his sister.

"As a mature brother, I must tell you a truth today. As a qualified mature child, we must learn to solve problems on our own and not always trouble our mother. Only in this way can we save our mother's worries and be a considerate little mother. Cotton-padded jacket, do you understand?"

Gu Yuena was quite disdainful (she was heartless when she found out that her brother was fine and started over) and said sarcastically.

"You haven't been weaned since you were 3 years old, and you still wet the bed at 3 years old? Is this my mature brother?"

Mr. Su Xuan's face was a little burning because he was indeed responsible for all these things.

Lord Su Xuan was defeated, and Lord Su Xuan, who was resigned to the defeat, felt that he should not be the opponent of this precocious sister.

Master Su Xuan, who was thinking of giving up, collapsed and lay on the bed again and began to live in isolation.

Gu Yuena also seemed to realize that her stupid brother was just too lazy to move.

She stretched again and said lazily.

"By the way, mom said she would introduce a friend to us today. Remember to change into formal clothes before dinner."

friend?It's exciting to say that Master Su Xuan is here.

Are you finally going to meet the original Douluo characters besides his mother and sister?

"Did mom say anything else besides these?"

The younger sister glanced at her older brother.

"I don't know."

"Okay, okay, let's get up and have breakfast first."

After saying that, Mr. Su Xuan took the lead, got dressed and went straight to the kitchen.

Dry rice is not active, thinking has problems.

Gu Yuena looked at Master Su Xuan's back as he rushed towards the kitchen.

He covered his mouth and chuckled.

"Hehe, my cute stupid brother."

Then thinking about it, she felt a little angry.

"Abandoning the best and cutest sister in the world for breakfast is really the biggest stupid pig in the world, huh."