Douluo's Beginning was picked up by Bibi Dong
Chapter 21: A person who doesn’t know how to pretend is not a good novel protagonist
This is the second day after Su Xuan woke up.
Su Xuan thought about it carefully, if only his sister knew about the embarrassing thing, and if he didn't admit it, then it would mean it didn't happen.
Su Xuan, who had clear thoughts, was so happy that he happily ate a loving dinner from the cutest sister Gu Yuena.
Su Xuan, the protagonist of the Douluo fanfic, the person protected by the golden light of morality, the inheritor of the supreme "Tao Code", and the soul contractor of the unknown bronze tree, died of food poisoning after eating his sister's love dinner at the age of six. The end of the book.
The above are purely water words..., ahem, the above are just some exaggerations to express the tension of the plot. After all, as the ending of another world line, I saw another book in only 100 words. Think about it this way , does it feel like a lot of money?
Ahem, the above is pure nonsense, but the author will never admit it. This is because the author has no inspiration to write words and has to rely on hydrology to make up the number of words.
Okay, let’s put away some unnecessary plot developments and let’s get back to the topic.
Given Gu Yuena's poor cooking skills and honey self-confidence.
Su Xuan suddenly felt the dominance of dark cuisine at the dining table.
Is that kind of black meat really edible?Although white sugar and sea salt are very similar, they are definitely not the same thing. And why are potatoes not peeled before frying?
……
Su Xuan looked at the "delicious food" in front of him with fear, flanked by his younger sister who looked expectant.
Gu Yuena said a little shyly: "Brother, this is my first time cooking, so I must finish it all."
The sister-in-law Su Xuan resisted the surging stomach and wanted to refuse Gu Yuena's request for the first time. Would this really not kill people?
It was a dark dinner time.
Under Gu Yuena's expectant eyes, Su Xuan showed his "love" for his sister who could "go up mountains of swords and seas of fire". How could a few small dishes still stump me?
Facts speak louder than words. Dark cuisine won’t kill you, but it can make you suffer from diarrhea.
Even many years later, when Su Xuan, who has successfully lived a happy life, thinks back to this dinner, his stomach juices will surge again, and he will once again think of the time when he was ruled by the toilet.
Su Xuan, who had had diarrhea for three days, felt that he was still strong if he could avoid eating those "delicious foods".
……
His Highness Su, who was almost dehydrated on the toilet, made an appointment for the practice field today.
At this time, everyone can remember that this book is a cool article about "invincible and invincible fighting at the peak of battle".
His Highness Su is about to test the power of his Golden Dragon King martial spirit. As a cheat, it would be really sad if no one appreciates the cheat.
Su Xuan is happy to share this happiness with others.
Therefore, Su Xuan decided to follow the example of other fantasy male protagonists and go to the training ground to show the elders that he - Su Xuan, the son of Pope Bibi Dongmian of Wuhun Temple, has strong talent and terrifying potential.
The elders of the Wuhun Palace took a breath of cold air and couldn't help but sigh: "The descendants are terrible. Your Highness, Su, will lead our Wuhun Palace to rule the continent in the future. It's so terrifying, so terrifying."
……
With a beautiful fantasy, Elder Juyueguan, the number one dragon, took Prince Su to the most advanced training ground in Wuhun Palace. The intensity can even support the battles of Soul Saints and below.
"Your Highness, we are here. This is one of the best training venues in Wuhun Palace."
Su Xuan nodded with satisfaction.
It is open, has many equipments, and has complete functions. It is indeed a good place.
"Then, could you please Elder Ju to introduce it to me? I haven't been to this place much before."
Ju Douluo said with a smile:
"Your Highness, there are three most important points in the cultivation of our martial soul, and the most important point among the three points is the cultivation of soul power. This is the foundation of everything. A person with low soul power is weak; the second is the understanding and control of the martial soul itself. , winners in the same realm can even fight beyond the level, relying on their understanding of martial arts to surpass others, and almost no one can help you with this, except for seniors with martial arts of the same nature, or at mimicry training venues; the last point is physical fitness , this is the latest theory, I don’t know if it’s useful or not, but His Majesty the Pope mentioned it, and I took note of it.”
Su Xuan nodded and then asked:
"What if the enemy cheats?"
The number one dragon suit, Ju Douluo, frowned and asked in confusion: "Hanging? What is this?"
Su Xuan glanced at Ju Douluo and said seriously with a very serious expression:
"Since Ju Douluo has asked, let me come and answer your questions. The so-called 'hang' is a kind of existence that can change the rules. The specific manifestations are - a halo of wisdom, breakthroughs in battle, and ability that others cannot. . To be more specific, it was a fair match in the exciting game of 'Dead Man's Pesticide', but in the end, your Xiliang Ma Chao poked thirty times in a second, and your pig's foot flashed your big move and fired thirty bullets smoothly. Now, ,got it?"
Ju Douluo, who was MMP in his heart, decided at this moment that he must report to His Majesty tomorrow. His Majesty probably needs to see a healing soul master who specializes in treating brain diseases. The symptoms of epilepsy are getting more and more serious. Such a holy son Can His Highness really command the Wuhun Palace? Looking at His Highness the Holy Son with a serious expression on his face and talking nonsense, Ju Douluo suddenly felt at this moment that the future of the Wuhun Palace was worrying.
But on the surface, Ju Douluo, who is a veteran, is still smiling: "Thanks to Your Highness for teaching me, I have now clearly understood the power of 'hang'."
Su Xuan saw the insincerity of the old guy's words and said with disgust:
"You don't have to pretend to me. After all, as a 'hangbi', you mortals don't understand our world."
Ju Douluo was still smiling and disapproving.
Su Xuan sighed. It turns out that the villains are all the same. Only when you are instantly killed by the protagonist with one move will you understand how terrifying the power of 'Han Bi' is.
Su Xuan's eyes were firm. As a "Guabi", the male protagonist of the Douluo fandom in the novice literary world, he cannot live up to the expectations of his predecessors and cannot share the glory of our "Guabi world".
From today on, I, Su Xuan, am no longer the innocent and humble me I used to be.
From now on, my name will be Su Xuan.
From now on, I, Su Xuan, will be the flag-bearer to "hang the Bijie", and it will be my duty to do so.
Now is the first step to become a qualified "Guanbi".
Revealing his powerful talent shocked the elders and made them understand how terrifying this son was.
Su Xuan chuckled. The young man's smile had a strange magic power. The steel equipment around him seemed to be exuding a charming beauty because of it, making people eager to lick their hair.
Su Xuan really couldn't wait.
He quickly found the equipment to test his strength.
He punched hard, but Hao had no reaction.
Su Xuan was very calm.
Probably because he didn't activate his martial spirit.
Now let everyone see how terrifying the golden dragon with ultimate power is.
"Ahhhh!!!"
Su Xuan roared like he was hit by twenty feet.
The body's golden light flashed.
Still no response.
Su Xuan was a little angry.
Where is my "hook"?
Shelf life "three days"?
……
……
Daily Chicken Soup at Xiaopu Street. (I will update it in the text later. Hehe, another tip on word count)
I’ll do the math today and follow my own promise.
I probably owe everyone about 5 chapters.
You may ask, ah, author, why don’t you try to update it?
Because I know that if you don’t work hard to update and become a loser, it will cause much less pain than if you work hard and still become a loser.
Su Xuan thought about it carefully, if only his sister knew about the embarrassing thing, and if he didn't admit it, then it would mean it didn't happen.
Su Xuan, who had clear thoughts, was so happy that he happily ate a loving dinner from the cutest sister Gu Yuena.
Su Xuan, the protagonist of the Douluo fanfic, the person protected by the golden light of morality, the inheritor of the supreme "Tao Code", and the soul contractor of the unknown bronze tree, died of food poisoning after eating his sister's love dinner at the age of six. The end of the book.
The above are purely water words..., ahem, the above are just some exaggerations to express the tension of the plot. After all, as the ending of another world line, I saw another book in only 100 words. Think about it this way , does it feel like a lot of money?
Ahem, the above is pure nonsense, but the author will never admit it. This is because the author has no inspiration to write words and has to rely on hydrology to make up the number of words.
Okay, let’s put away some unnecessary plot developments and let’s get back to the topic.
Given Gu Yuena's poor cooking skills and honey self-confidence.
Su Xuan suddenly felt the dominance of dark cuisine at the dining table.
Is that kind of black meat really edible?Although white sugar and sea salt are very similar, they are definitely not the same thing. And why are potatoes not peeled before frying?
……
Su Xuan looked at the "delicious food" in front of him with fear, flanked by his younger sister who looked expectant.
Gu Yuena said a little shyly: "Brother, this is my first time cooking, so I must finish it all."
The sister-in-law Su Xuan resisted the surging stomach and wanted to refuse Gu Yuena's request for the first time. Would this really not kill people?
It was a dark dinner time.
Under Gu Yuena's expectant eyes, Su Xuan showed his "love" for his sister who could "go up mountains of swords and seas of fire". How could a few small dishes still stump me?
Facts speak louder than words. Dark cuisine won’t kill you, but it can make you suffer from diarrhea.
Even many years later, when Su Xuan, who has successfully lived a happy life, thinks back to this dinner, his stomach juices will surge again, and he will once again think of the time when he was ruled by the toilet.
Su Xuan, who had had diarrhea for three days, felt that he was still strong if he could avoid eating those "delicious foods".
……
His Highness Su, who was almost dehydrated on the toilet, made an appointment for the practice field today.
At this time, everyone can remember that this book is a cool article about "invincible and invincible fighting at the peak of battle".
His Highness Su is about to test the power of his Golden Dragon King martial spirit. As a cheat, it would be really sad if no one appreciates the cheat.
Su Xuan is happy to share this happiness with others.
Therefore, Su Xuan decided to follow the example of other fantasy male protagonists and go to the training ground to show the elders that he - Su Xuan, the son of Pope Bibi Dongmian of Wuhun Temple, has strong talent and terrifying potential.
The elders of the Wuhun Palace took a breath of cold air and couldn't help but sigh: "The descendants are terrible. Your Highness, Su, will lead our Wuhun Palace to rule the continent in the future. It's so terrifying, so terrifying."
……
With a beautiful fantasy, Elder Juyueguan, the number one dragon, took Prince Su to the most advanced training ground in Wuhun Palace. The intensity can even support the battles of Soul Saints and below.
"Your Highness, we are here. This is one of the best training venues in Wuhun Palace."
Su Xuan nodded with satisfaction.
It is open, has many equipments, and has complete functions. It is indeed a good place.
"Then, could you please Elder Ju to introduce it to me? I haven't been to this place much before."
Ju Douluo said with a smile:
"Your Highness, there are three most important points in the cultivation of our martial soul, and the most important point among the three points is the cultivation of soul power. This is the foundation of everything. A person with low soul power is weak; the second is the understanding and control of the martial soul itself. , winners in the same realm can even fight beyond the level, relying on their understanding of martial arts to surpass others, and almost no one can help you with this, except for seniors with martial arts of the same nature, or at mimicry training venues; the last point is physical fitness , this is the latest theory, I don’t know if it’s useful or not, but His Majesty the Pope mentioned it, and I took note of it.”
Su Xuan nodded and then asked:
"What if the enemy cheats?"
The number one dragon suit, Ju Douluo, frowned and asked in confusion: "Hanging? What is this?"
Su Xuan glanced at Ju Douluo and said seriously with a very serious expression:
"Since Ju Douluo has asked, let me come and answer your questions. The so-called 'hang' is a kind of existence that can change the rules. The specific manifestations are - a halo of wisdom, breakthroughs in battle, and ability that others cannot. . To be more specific, it was a fair match in the exciting game of 'Dead Man's Pesticide', but in the end, your Xiliang Ma Chao poked thirty times in a second, and your pig's foot flashed your big move and fired thirty bullets smoothly. Now, ,got it?"
Ju Douluo, who was MMP in his heart, decided at this moment that he must report to His Majesty tomorrow. His Majesty probably needs to see a healing soul master who specializes in treating brain diseases. The symptoms of epilepsy are getting more and more serious. Such a holy son Can His Highness really command the Wuhun Palace? Looking at His Highness the Holy Son with a serious expression on his face and talking nonsense, Ju Douluo suddenly felt at this moment that the future of the Wuhun Palace was worrying.
But on the surface, Ju Douluo, who is a veteran, is still smiling: "Thanks to Your Highness for teaching me, I have now clearly understood the power of 'hang'."
Su Xuan saw the insincerity of the old guy's words and said with disgust:
"You don't have to pretend to me. After all, as a 'hangbi', you mortals don't understand our world."
Ju Douluo was still smiling and disapproving.
Su Xuan sighed. It turns out that the villains are all the same. Only when you are instantly killed by the protagonist with one move will you understand how terrifying the power of 'Han Bi' is.
Su Xuan's eyes were firm. As a "Guabi", the male protagonist of the Douluo fandom in the novice literary world, he cannot live up to the expectations of his predecessors and cannot share the glory of our "Guabi world".
From today on, I, Su Xuan, am no longer the innocent and humble me I used to be.
From now on, my name will be Su Xuan.
From now on, I, Su Xuan, will be the flag-bearer to "hang the Bijie", and it will be my duty to do so.
Now is the first step to become a qualified "Guanbi".
Revealing his powerful talent shocked the elders and made them understand how terrifying this son was.
Su Xuan chuckled. The young man's smile had a strange magic power. The steel equipment around him seemed to be exuding a charming beauty because of it, making people eager to lick their hair.
Su Xuan really couldn't wait.
He quickly found the equipment to test his strength.
He punched hard, but Hao had no reaction.
Su Xuan was very calm.
Probably because he didn't activate his martial spirit.
Now let everyone see how terrifying the golden dragon with ultimate power is.
"Ahhhh!!!"
Su Xuan roared like he was hit by twenty feet.
The body's golden light flashed.
Still no response.
Su Xuan was a little angry.
Where is my "hook"?
Shelf life "three days"?
……
……
Daily Chicken Soup at Xiaopu Street. (I will update it in the text later. Hehe, another tip on word count)
I’ll do the math today and follow my own promise.
I probably owe everyone about 5 chapters.
You may ask, ah, author, why don’t you try to update it?
Because I know that if you don’t work hard to update and become a loser, it will cause much less pain than if you work hard and still become a loser.
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