Dragon Ball: The Irregular Martial Arts Master

"Little brother, your muscles are so strong~ I like them so much."

When Shangguan Yutian opened his eyes again, he heard that sweet voice.

This seemed to be a hotel. He was lying on the bed at the moment. His shirt had disappeared at some point, but his pants were still there. The dull pain in his head seemed to tell him what had happened before.

It seems that I was drinking and flirting with the girl in the bar, and then drank a cocktail given by the bartender...

Then the memory starts to jumble.

Damn, I often walk by the river, but this time it was my turn to be tricked.

Looking in the direction of the voice, that person was a pretty girl with a hot figure. At this moment, she was tapping her abdominal muscles with her fingers.

"Oh? Do you want to try it to see if it is strong?"

Shangguan Yutian suddenly stood up, grabbed the pretty girl with one hand, and then scanned the pretty girl's figure with aggressive eyes.

"It's so rough~ But please don't pity me~"

The pretty girl's eyes were flashing with a strong sense of spring. If it were a man with weak resistance, he would probably have to load the gun.

However, Shangguan Yutian is slightly different.

"Hey! How long do you plan on watching that guy hiding in the closet over there?"

Shangguan Yutian suddenly let go, picked up the pretty girl, inevitably wiped a little oil, and then looked coldly at the wardrobe next to her.

"What are you talking about? Stop changing the topic, I want to..."

The pretty girl looked at Shangguan Yutian's movements, and the spring on her face suddenly froze for a while, and then like a volcano erupting, she hugged Shangguan Yutian's face with her hands and murmured softly.

At the same time, her hand slowly slipped down, almost entering a dangerous place.

"BlackRussian, are you colluding with that money-minded bartender? Are you trying to get some money from me? Or are you planning to tarnish my already poor reputation again?"

Shangguan Yutian took a breath and suppressed the restlessness in his heart. His eyes no longer sparkled with spring, but were as calm as stagnant water.

"Crash!"

The closet was opened, and an ordinary-looking man slowly walked out of the closet holding a baseball bat.

"Tsk, it looks like it's more troublesome than I thought..."

Shangguan Yutian slowly put the pretty girl down, looked at the ordinary-looking man and shrugged helplessly.

"Tsk, have you actually been discovered? Boss, I won't refund the money after I took it!"

Seeing Shangguan Yutian put her down, the pretty girl snorted coldly, picked up the clothes scattered on the ground and put them on herself, and then waved to the ordinary-looking man.

Then, the pretty girl slipped away as quickly as possible.

"I said, we don't seem to know each other, right? You wouldn't want to use BlackRussian and that beautiful girl to join forces to plot against me, right?"

Shangguan Yutian looked at the ordinary man whose expression did not change at all, and took a step back slightly.

At the same time, he quickly started looking for a place to escape.

There was only one door to this place, but the man was blocking the door with a baseball bat. Obviously, he couldn't escape past the man and escape.

Then the only option is the window without anti-theft windows.

"I hope it's not a hundred-meter-tall building or something~"

Shangguan Yutian said secretly in his heart.

"Don't you know? You raped my girlfriend, and you would actually tell me that we don't know each other?"

The ordinary man seemed to be aroused by Shangguan Yutian's frivolous tone. He angrily hit the wardrobe with the baseball bat in his hand, directly making a huge hole in the wardrobe.

"hiss……"

Shangguan Yutian looked at the collapsed wardrobe and couldn't help but take a breath.

This strength is much stronger than that of a three-legged cat who can only act cool!

"Hey, hey, I'm not the type to spread rumors like this. We never do anything illegal. I'm an honest person. At most, I just do consensual things in the bar. I won't even pick up corpses. OK?"

Shangguan Yutian chuckled, looking at this ordinary man and really didn't know what to say.

In his impression, he had never done this before.

"You still dare to say no?! My little red was ruined by you like this!!! I watched you enter the hotel with her! She was still drunk, and it took you half an hour to come out!! !And he’s still topless!”

The ordinary man shouted angrily, rushed forward, and hit Shangguan Yutian on the head with a baseball bat.

Obviously, this blow was aimed at Shangguan Yu Tianming.

"Xiao Hong? A drunk girl?"

Shangguan Yutian rolled to avoid the ordinary man's swing, and then thought quickly in his heart.

Although he prefers to play, he is not an irresponsible person, and he can even say that he hates picking up corpses, and it is impossible for him to do this.

Suddenly, he seemed to think of someone and hurriedly shouted: "Wait a minute! Is that the little girl with double ponytails and Hanfu? Damn, that little girl was given Long Island ice tea by a dog in a white suit. Drunk.

I finally rescued her from that bitch, and as soon as I got her to the hotel, she vomited all over me! I had no choice but to spend half an hour trying to rescue him, but it still didn’t work! My clothes costing 10,000 yuan were simply scrapped! "

Listening to Shangguan Yutian's shouts, the ordinary-looking man made a move.

But before the ordinary-looking man could react, Shangguan Yutian couldn't help but said: "Speaking of which, you, a grown man, actually watched me, a stranger, drag your drunken girlfriend away. In the hotel? Still waiting outside for half an hour? Are you an NT? At that time, you just ran over and said no? Are you crazy? "

It has to be said that although Shangguan Yutian's words may have been unintentional, the critical blow of these few words gave this ordinary-looking man a huge critical blow.

I saw him swinging the baseball bat again. This time Shangguan Yutian didn't dodge in time and only had time to block with his hands.

Then, the whole person was pushed out by the force, smashing the window and flying out.

"I'm talking about your mother! You're not his fucking boyfriend at all, but a licking dog who has been rejected countless times and doesn't dare to show up! Then why don't you go find that bitch who uses Long Island iced tea, go find me What are you doing!"

When he was knocked out, he felt dizzy, and a feeling of weightlessness instantly filled Shangguan Yutian's body.

His brain was thinking quickly. He was falling downwards. If he followed this operation, he would not die but would be disabled.

However, at this moment, the feeling of falling suddenly disappeared, and Shangguan Yutian only felt that his left leg seemed to be grabbed by someone.

"Hurry up! Come up quickly!"

A pleasant female voice sounded from above Shangguan Yutian.

Shangguan Yutian glanced over subconsciously. It was a girl with long black hair.

The figure is very average.

Well... B at most.

However, in her heart, there is a Q version of a male anime character with earrings and an arrogant face.

Shangguan Yutian seems to have seen it, it seems to be called... Vegito?

However, this was just a moment of thought. When he realized that he had not fallen, Shangguan Yutian almost subconsciously started to save himself.

Standing up and rolling, Shangguan Yutian reluctantly rolled into the girl's room, but because the girl was still holding Shangguan Yutian's left leg, his movements suddenly stopped, and he pressed the girl straight down, without even intending to do so with his left hand. I clicked on the girl's Oppai who didn't have a Q version of the character.

At this time, Shangguan Yutian suddenly saw a name written on the notebook in the girl's room, which seemed to be... Nangong Yuling?