Pirate Elf Cat

On the Sonny, Brooke had an afro, a tea cup in his hand, and a cane on his arm. He slightly raised the black top hat on his head and greeted everyone on the ship enthusiastically, "Hello, everyone, hello, everyone, Gui'an! My ship and I have caused trouble for everyone this time. I am Brooke who died with only bones! Please give me some advice."

Everyone waiting on the boat shouted in unison: "Are you kidding me, what the hell is this guy!"

"Yo ho ho ho! Ouch, so fierce!"

Everyone on the boat looked at Brooke with great vigilance. Sanji and Nami lowered their heads in shame. Luffy was still smiling, and Meow Meow was lying on Luffy's head with a gloomy look. Chopper... Chopper fainted with fright.

At this time Brooke saw the beautiful Robin, walked up to Robin and said: "Oh, beautiful lady, can you let me see your underwear."

When Nami heard this, she was about to throw a shoe at Brooke's head, but a white figure had already jumped on her one step ahead.

Meowth jumped on Luffy's head, rushed towards Brooke quickly, and scratched Brooke's skull face.

He kept chanting: "My skeleton gentleman, give me back my skeleton gentleman! Give me back! Give me back! Give me back!"

Brooke immediately lay down on the deck and begged for mercy: "Help, my bones are about to be scratched out! Even though I have died once, I am still a skeleton, yo ho ho ho... ah~!"

Seeing this, Robin quickly stepped forward, leaned down, and picked up Mew, who was furiously dealing with Brooke, "Little Mew, stop being naughty, tell me if you have anything to do."

Miao Miao felt Robin hugging him, and looked back at Robin's concerned expression. All kinds of grievances suddenly filled his heart. He was so looking forward to it. He originally thought it was a skeleton gentleman, but instead a skeleton gangster came out! I'm so fucking meowing, I want to cry T﹏T.

"Wow, sister Robin, my skeleton gentleman, the skeleton gentleman is gone!" Meow Meow jumped directly into Robin's arms and cried.

Robin was caught off guard when he saw Meow Meow suddenly crying. Looking at Meow Meow's pitiful look, Robin couldn't help but feel a little distressed. He raised his head and asked Nami next to him: "Nami, what happened before? Why is Little Meow Meow like this?"

Nami sighed and said: "Little Meow Meow had always expected that on the ghost ship would be an elegant skeleton gentleman who would tell him stories, but..."

Halfway through her words, Nami looked at Brooke, who had just left Meow Meow's claws and went to scare Chopper: "Little Meow Meow may be a little disappointed, after all, I had such high expectations before."

Robin also looked at Brooke, and probably understood Miao Miao's mood. Generally speaking, he had high hopes, but the result was completely different from what he thought. So you feel wronged and want to cry, but no, you have already cried.

Robin looked at Miao Miao who was choking in his arms, and sighed in his heart. Although he always said that he was an adult, he was still a child after all. He didn't know why the grandfather mentioned by Miao Miao was so early. Let the little meow go to sea.

At this time, Qingxue Island

Rose was walking in the forest carrying a huge bucket, followed by a dozen kittens of different colors, each with a small bag full of fertilizer on its back.

Walking to a small sapling, two yellow kittens walked out from behind and skillfully spread fertilizer under the sapling. Ross took some water from the bucket and watered the sapling.

Ross looked at the saplings and said, "Grow up quickly. The old man is sorry for you."

Looking at the saplings in front of him, Ross remembered that in the past ten years, due to his own supervision and Miao Miao's seriousness, Miao Miao would be exhausted from practicing every day, and every time he was exhausted, Miao Miao would absorb the vitality of a tree, making Miao Miao exhausted. The big tree turns into a sapling.

Rose didn't care much at first. Anyway, the island is very big and covered with trees. You can suck as much as you want.

In fact, because the magnetic field of this island is somewhat special, it can only be found with special techniques. As a result, there are no people cutting down trees here, so there is a lot of vegetation here.

However, after ten years of "extraction" by Meow Meow, the vegetation here has been reduced by half, and Meow Meow is absorbing more and more faster and faster. If Meow Meow continues to stay on this island, Isn’t that the end of the island?

Ross always believed that this was all his responsibility and that it was his own indifference that caused all this. Although Miao Miao's strength has improved rapidly in the past ten years, the trees on the island have also disappeared very quickly, and they are almost gone.

After watering a sapling, Ross put down the bucket and sat on the lid of the bucket to rest. A dozen kittens immediately circled around Ross. Ross looked at these little guys with a smile, and the image of meowing appeared in his mind. figure.

After resting for a while, Ross stood up again, put the bucket on his back, and walked towards the next sapling. More than a dozen kittens followed him immediately.

Looking at the saplings that appeared every one or two trees as far as the eye could see, the corner of Rose's mouth twitched.

"Oh, let's go, let's go to work!"

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"Hey, Luffy, what is this guy!" Zoro pointed at Brook angrily and said.

Luffy said with a smile: "He is very interesting, I have made him our partner."

"What do you mean already! Who would agree!" Zoro shouted at Sanji and Nami: "Why did you two follow Luffy? Isn't it just to stop Luffy's crazy behavior! "

Sanji and Nami put their right hands on their foreheads and said, "You lose face."

"Hey, ho, ho, don't be so excited." Brooke walked leisurely to the middle of the Straw Hat Pirates, opened his arms and said, "Everyone, please come to the ship for dinner!"

Zoro, Sanji, Nami: "Why should it be decided by you?"

Luffy laughed loudly: "Hey hahahaha, that's interesting!"

kitchen dining room

Brooke opened his arms and exclaimed: "Hoho ho ho, what a luxurious restaurant and kitchen, this ship is really great!"

Frankie wore sunglasses and gave Brooke a thumbs up and said, "Yes, this is a super boat built by me. You are very discerning."

Sanji said calmly while cooking vegetables: "Hey, don't be too affectionate with him, Franky."

Brooke stopped sighing, and his tone became a little lower: "But, I'm really looking forward to it. For dinner, I haven't eaten serious food in decades. I experience the pain of having my chest pressed against my back every day, and it's hard to live. "

Meow Meow transformed into a cat-eared shota form and sat between Robin and Nami. The reason for changing into this form was mainly due to the strong request of Nami and Robin.

They said that the elf boy form can be reserved for combat, and they usually use the cat form or the cat-eared shota form, which makes it easier to hide themselves. After all, Meow Meow's wanted poster shows the elf boy form.

Originally, Meow Meow had some sympathy for Brooke when he heard what he said, and he was also thinking that his previous attack on Brooke was a bit too much.

Just when Meow Meow was thinking this, Brooke's style suddenly changed. He directly lifted up his shirt, exposing his ribs and shouted: "Although I am a skeleton, I have neither chest nor back, yo ho ho ho, skeleton joke." !”

Luffy also shouted, "Skeleton joke!"

The sympathy that just arose in Miao Miao's heart dissipated instantly, and she also cursed the stupid captain in her heart.

Meow Meow decided to scare Brooke, so he turned to look at Sanji and said, "Brother Chef, I want to ask you something."

Sanji poured the freshly fried vegetables on the plate and replied, "Ask."

Meow Meow glanced at Brooke and said with a wicked smile, "That's right, can bones be used for cooking?"

Hearing this, Brooke stopped playing with Luffy and stopped his hands in mid-air. They were obviously skeletons, but cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Sanji didn't pay attention to Brooke, and just answered Meow Meow casually: "Okay, if you talk about bones, they are best used to make soup. The soup is rich and nutritious, plus some vegetables, it will be a pot of bone soup with an attractive color." .but……"

Sanji looked at Brooke, who was sweating even more, and said, "You need fresh bones to make bone soup, and old bones from decades ago will definitely not work."

Brooke breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, but when he thought about it carefully, he realized, no, was he looking down on me, Brooke?

Meow Meow pretended to be pity and sighed. After Sanji saw it, he guessed that it was the little Meow Meow who wanted to play a prank. After a chuckle, Sanji decided to cooperate with Meow Meow.

"But those old bones can also be used if they are ground into powder to supplement calcium." (Oh, I was just making this up.)

After Brooke heard this, his "heart" that had just been relaxed was lifted again. There was only one idiom in his mind now.

"Break bones and scatter ashes!"