Ninja Senjutsu Master

Mr. Bei carefully lay on the ground and stared straight ahead through the grass.

There, the head of a beast with light yellow fur and black horizontal stripes was slowly enlarging.

If you get a little closer, you can see its face clearly, that is...

tiger?

of course not.

Have you ever seen a tiger walking upright?

……

Ye Xiao imitated Master Bei and lay down in the grass to play the role of Voldemort. At the same time, he was also secretly thinking about which fantasy world this 'tiger' was an orc that jumped out of.

"He was getting closer and he didn't seem to notice us."

At this time, Master Bei spoke in an extremely careful and soft tone.

"Although we are not in the upper hand at this time, it doesn't matter. Tigers have never been known for their sensitive sense of smell. They rely more on their keen vision and hearing when hunting."

Having said this, Mr. Bei turned around and made a 'shh' gesture to the two of them.

Ye Xiao and Xiangzi nodded quickly, holding their breath and not daring to say a word.

"This little guy was probably attracted by the roar of the engine just now."

Mr. Bei looked around and analyzed.

"Ah."

Although Ye Xiao didn't understand what the little guy was about the orc who looked bigger than the three of them combined.

But he still agreed with Mr. Bei's analysis.

The roar of the car's engine does seem a bit too noisy in this silent city. You must keep this in mind in the future.

——Ye Mou kept a small notebook in his heart.

At this time, Mr. Bei spoke again, with a slightly annoyed tone:

"Because the incident happened so suddenly, we didn't even have time to set up the trap."

"But it doesn't matter, at least we still have powerful weapons."

Mr. Bei said, clenching the homemade spear in his hand.

Ye Xiao: "..."

In fact, I don't think your weapon is more threatening to the opponent than nail clippers.

And Mr. Bei, are you used to commentary?Didn't you say it's best not to make any noise?Although your voice is indeed very small...

"We need to find the best ambush spot."

At this time, Mr. Bei began to move his body on the ground again.

"Calculate the distance of the parabola, then..."

Mr. Bei stopped his movements and sounds.

At this moment, the orc who was walking also stopped and glanced around, his expression seemed a little confused.

Seeing this situation, Ye Xiao held the gun in his hand, ready to take action at any time.

But Mr. Bei quietly waved his hand to stop his move.

"Animals are animals after all. Even if they come to a human city, they still can't understand the function of most tools."

"Now, it must be wondering what the object that made the sound was."

"After all, the concept of a car may be difficult for them to understand."

Mr. Bei said, while quietly raising the spear in his hand.

"That's it." Ye Xiao suddenly realized after hearing this.

He only considered that the people on earth were too weak for those strange species, but he did not think about it the other way around...

On this isolated island, whose main style is based on the earth, those strange species are actually the least adaptable.

For example, the Spider-Man we met before.

If he knew what gasoline was and what grenades were, would he still be stupid enough to guess the trap set by Ye Xiao?

Impossible to think about.

"Master Bei, you..." Thinking of this, Ye Xiaogang had something to say.

But at this moment, he heard a 'Whoosh~' in his ear.

Then he saw a crudely made spear being thrown out, and it was accurately aimed at the tiger in Ye Xiao's stunned eyes.

Hey!

If you want to take action, please say something!

How can we cooperate with you if you don’t tell us!

Ye Xiao quickly raised the muzzle of his gun.

But the next moment, his eyes were dull.

Paji, biu~

I saw that the spear made of a mop handle and a kitchen knife was accurately aimed at the tiger's head, and then easily penetrated into its brain, like cutting a watermelon, and all the red and white parts burst out in an instant.

"Ao~~!"

The seemingly mighty and majestic tiger only had time to howl and then died.

Just hung up... hung up... hung up...

I...fuck?

Ye was a little doubtful of his outlook on life at this moment.

"Is it the same as what I said to Taizu Chao, that all reactionaries are paper tigers?"

He got up, came to the tiger's body and looked at it carefully for a while, then pulled out the homemade spear and looked at it for a while.

However, he still failed to react.

"Hey, friend, we are in for a treat tonight!"

At this time, Mr. Bei also came over, took his spear from Ye Xiao's hand, laughed and spoke.

"Although tiger meat is relatively rough and not as good as wild boar and yak in taste, it can still be considered a delicacy that deserves recognition."

"Especially the tiger whip..."

As he spoke, Mr. Bei used the front part of his spear to cut off the thing under the corpse.

Then he carried the huge bloody object and placed it in front of the two of them, and smiled slightly, showing his big white teeth.

"Strengthens yang and nourishes kidneys, trustworthy."

Saeko: "..."

The girl turned her head with a slightly red face.

Looking at this scene, Ye Xiao felt a slight chill in his lower body.

but……

"Can it really replenish the kidneys?" Ye Xiao blinked, feeling a little excited.

But... by the way, that's not a tiger, right? !That's an orc!

Mr. Bei, do you really want to eat it?

"Of course, I read it from your ancient Chinese medical books."

Mr. Bei weighed the oversized tiger whip in his hand and said.

"Forehead……"

It turns out that after going around in a circle, I am back here again.

The Eastern theory of traditional Chinese medicine does a good job of taking supplements according to what you eat, but no one knows whether it is really effective or whether it is as magical as it is said to be.

When it comes to needing to use tiger whip to maintain that, then this thing will be just a psychological comfort at best.

And more importantly...

That's an orc!

Although it looks different from humans, it is also a highly intelligent life form!

It is a life form with its own civilization!

In Ye Xiao's eyes, this is almost no different from a human being, so if you go to eat it...

"Let's forget it." The more Ye Xiao thought about it, the darker his face became.

It's not that he has any Holy Mother's heart.

But...

——Why do I have to eat other people’s mouths?

Although it is of a dead person.

But hell isn’t this the same as indirect biting (read separately)?

It's disgusting to think about.

So Mr. Ye shook his head repeatedly and avoided the things in Mr. Bei's hands.

"Friend, do you really not want it?"

Mr. Bei felt a little pity when he saw this.

"Of course." Ye Xiao had already made up his mind.

"But actually I think you need this very much..." Mr. Bei said again.

Ye Xiao: "I'm @%&@T*Y#!"

You are the only one who needs it, your whole family needs it!

My uncle is very good at that!We don't need this kind of thing!

Ye's face turned dark.

But Mr. Bei didn't notice it, but continued: "Looking at my friend, you have gray hair in your youth, I think..."

Speaking of this, Mr. Bei didn't seem to know what to say. He could only pat Ye Xiao on the shoulder and said something in Chinese——

"It's so harmful to masturbate."

"..."

Ye Xiao vomited blood.

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