(One Piece) I am Sanji

The phone bug's connection was smooth, but we had to go to a safe and dangerous place before we could get through.You ask "we"?Of course there are Usopp and Franky, these two guys are too noisy, and the government seems to have discovered my intrusion.

Squatting on the roof of the car, feeling the wind with rain on my face, and smoking a cigarette that was already completely wet, I picked up the intercom microphone: "Hello? Miss Nami?"

The sound coming from the earpiece was very noisy, vaguely mixed with the sound of children playing, and Usopp and Franky on my side who had been yelling, could hardly hear anything.

In the end, I couldn't hold back, and stood up on the slippery roof, with one foot on the ground, and the other foot was of course used to watch two noisy idiots burst into chestnuts.

Sitting back to the same place again, the other end of the phone bug was already in a mess, and there were almost all kinds of voices.

"Miss Nami? Miss Nami!? Nami! How are you doing?"

Fortunately, although I was in the chaos, Ms. Nami still responded to me, but only intermittently, mixed with her and other people's screams.But I'm relieved if there is a response... How is it possible!Even Miss Nami is in chaos, how about those three guys?

Fortunately, it didn't take long for it to quiet down there.Then, Miss Nami's moving voice told a touching story, and the protagonist of the story is Miss Robin, who is willing to die for us.

Ahhh, it's really... that's great, I knew that Miss Robin would not betray, how could such a gentle person be like what others said.In this case, as the only person who boarded this train, I have to cheer up.

Just as he was thinking, Sauron's voice sounded from the phone bug: "Hey! You wait for us to pass obediently, don't act rashly!"

ha?How can it be?Miss Robin is going to die for us, knowing the reason, how can she wait?

To be honest, I always thought that the green algae head was the one who understood me the most, but at this time it was obvious that Luffy understood me better: "Let's do it!" The captain's order must be obeyed.So, let's make a fuss.

However, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity: "Green algae head, are you worried about me?"

The little phone worm's expression suddenly exploded, and he was still blushing with confusion. I couldn't help laughing out loud, then coughed twice, and said seriously: "Then I'll wait for you to come, but during the waiting process Exercise your muscles and bones, you won't stop you, Zoro?"

Both ends of the phone bug fell into silence for an instant, except for the sound of howling wind.

I hung up the phone bug, turned around and stood up, looking at the two people who had listened to all the conversations, their dignified expressions showed how ups and downs their hearts were.But that's not my concern, I'm not in the mood to pay attention to the mood changes of the stinky old man.

However, it's not a bad thing to have two more helpers... Usopp suddenly stood up, said "I've already left you", passed me, and walked away.

I took out the lighter from my pocket, but found that the cigarette couldn't light at all.Reluctantly throwing the smoke into the sea, facing Franky: "Then..." Before I could say what I wanted to say, I was so frightened and forgot by a navy who poked his head out suddenly, the slippery roof was not enough to support it. I hit him.

Suddenly, something was shot from behind me and hit the head, and the navy passed out instantly, and the crisis was resolved.

I looked back and saw a man wearing a mask. The iconic long nose protruded from the hole in the center of the mask. It was easy to recognize who he was, but he called himself the "Sniper King".

"Sniper King." I chewed the name carefully, and my brows and eyes gradually stretched. This is the title Usopp wanted to be worthy of, but he finally deserved this name.

"Then please." I replied with a smile.

"Hey, isn't that the guy with the long nose?" Frankie bent down and whispered in my ear.

I shrugged my shoulders: "At any rate, please be considerate of his feelings, isn't he just looking for a reason to rescue Sister Robin?"

Next, it is time to discuss the countermeasures. It would take too much time to go there one car at a time, so why not... find a way to reduce the number of two cars.

After telling the two of them the idea, they started to act.The roof is wet and slippery. Although it is possible to get up through the window, it is very difficult to get in through the window.So we went around to the back of the car, said hello to the people in the last car, and closed the door, letting Usopp nail the door to buy time.

It's a pity that the time we bought was still not enough. When we turned around, we saw a head staring blankly at us, ah, it seems that we have to act faster.

I managed to untie the connection between the trains before the pursuers arrived. Watching the two carriages undulating in the waves, I felt quite abandoned.

The rest of the journey will be faster, until we get to the fourth car, and meet a strange "cook" who calls himself "Crazy Waj", which is indeed crazy enough, and the most unforgivable thing is that he actually Dare to play with food!Only he can eat the ramen that comes out of his nose!

Anger was burning in his heart, and he kicked it... It was empty! ?I turned around and the guy was looking at me intently.His speed was simply too fast, so fast that I couldn't see his figure clearly.

Then, the move he showed was even more unbearable-shooting needles from his nose.As I said, all those who play with food and waste it are intolerable.

This kind of guy who plays with food is not worthy of being called a chef at all!

"Hey, you two go first, leave this guy to me." I almost never felt this way, I was furious but surprisingly calm.

Franky and Usopp left obediently, I think they should have passed through the roof smoothly as planned.Well, even if there is an accident, I believe they are capable of solving it.

The next step is to teach this guy with protruding eyes a lesson.Although I expected it would not be too easy, I didn't expect him to have more excessive moves.I originally thought that the shoe rubbed on fire was his most powerful move, but who would have expected that his so-called ramen boxing technique is actually a "battle suit" made of ramen.I must let him eat all the food he has played with, and don't waste any of it!

But I still underestimated him. Although he is a low-level chef, the "Ramen Suit" is simply the nemesis of my kicking skills. Once touched, he will sink in and cannot be pulled out.

The feeling of being restricted by my hands and feet is terrible, I can only let him throw me around, I can't even struggle to achieve this feeling of powerlessness, damn it!

Suddenly, the door was opened.