Be a babysitter from Douluo Continent
Chapter 21 Smoked Rabbit
"Law? I have understood it too? But it seems useless now." Yueguan asked doubtfully.
"You are comprehending, I am talking about mastering, condensing the comprehended laws into the sea of soul consciousness, and completely mastering them. Now that your cultivation level has been limited, the main thing now is to re-understand the laws and temper your soul power." Tang Nianyin slightly Thinking, "My Tao has the laws of sword formation and the law of life. You can learn from them when you practice dual cultivation."
Yue Guan's eyes lit up when he heard about Shuang Xiu. "Double cultivation! Which kind of dual cultivation?"
Tang Nianyin looked at Yue Guan's malicious look and immediately crossed his arms and looked at him warily, "What are you thinking! It's just a simple practice. I'm only six years old. That kind of thing is forbidden."
Yueguan raised his eyebrows when he heard this and looked Tang Nianyin up and down.His fingers rubbed his chin slightly, and suddenly his eyes flashed.He looked at Tang Nianyin with a wicked smile.Pinch Tang Nianyin's pink lips.
When Tang Nianyin saw this posture, he remembered something bad and his expression suddenly changed. "No, this is impossible!"
"It's not up to you! Hehehehehehe!"
In Tang Nianyin's desperate eyes, Yueguan had already caught her.
..................................................................
After a while, in the woods, Tang Nianyin was holding on to the tree trunk and kept retching.Yue Guan looked at Tang Nianyin with a contented look, looking spoiled.
"I'm just helping you to adapt to your new identity, so you don't have to react so much!" Looking at Tang Nianyin who hadn't calmed down for a long time, Yueguan was speechless, "Didn't you do this to me before? I also I don’t have such a big reaction like you!”
"Get lost!" Tang Nianyin raised his head and glared at Yueguan angrily, then continued to retching.
The corner of Yue Guan's mouth raised slightly, and he slowly came to Tang Nianyin, bending down slightly and looking down at Tang Nianyin, "Get out? Impossible, I will get back a thousand times what you have done to me!"
Looking at the face getting closer and closer, Tang Nianyin raised his hand and punched Yue Guan hard in the eye without saying a word.Unprepared, Yue Guan was knocked to the ground by Tang Nian Yin.
After knocking Yue Guan to the ground, Tang Nianyin did not stop. He stepped forward and punched and kicked him, muttering, "Asshole, you actually asked me to swallow that disgusting thing. Why are you so disgusting..."
Yue Guan had no choice but to protect his vital parts. When Tang Nian Yin's movements paused, he seized the opportunity and pulled Tang Nian Yin into his arms.The two fell to the ground together and hugged each other. "It's okay! You'll get used to this kind of thing if you do it a few times. I wasn't used to it at first, but it didn't matter to me later on, didn't it?"
Tang Nianyin looked at the hateful face right in front of him and wanted to tear it apart.Listen!Is this what people say?In the end, the endless resentment could only turn into a helpless snort, "Humph!"
"Okay, don't be angry. Didn't you tell me to deduce a cultivation method for me? This is quite suitable." Yue Guan patted Tang Nianyin on the back in a funny way. The little guy's angry look was so endearing.
Tang Nianyin turned his head to the side and said angrily, "I don't want to deduce it now! Humph!"
When Yue Guan heard this, he thought, how could this be possible?He was counting on Tang Nianyin to deduce a technique suitable for him so that he could prolong his life and continue to stay with her for the rest of his life. "Oh~oh! Baby! Stop it!"
There was no other way. For the sake of his own skills, Yueguan could only lower his profile and make countless unequal treaties. Only then did Tang Nianyin change his mind and agreed to help with the deduction.
Tang Nianyin sat cross-legged on Yue Guan's belly, closing his eyes and entering a meditative state.Yueguan was both funny and helpless. It seemed that although Tang Nianyin had recovered all the memories of his previous life, he was still affected by his body.Otherwise, he wouldn't behave like a child in anger.
Time passed slowly, while Yue Guan was alerting the surroundings with his mental power, while staring at Tang Nianyin with affectionate eyes.
It wasn't until the sun passed over his head that Tang Nianyin slowly opened his eyes.Tang Nianyin stretched out his finger, tapped Yue Guan's forehead, and transmitted the technique he had performed into Yue Guan's sea of consciousness with his spiritual thoughts.
Looking up at the sky, Tang Nianyin was startled and jumped up from Yueguan.Regardless of Yue Guan, he ran in the direction he came in quickly, "Oh no, it's already past noon. I don't know if Sansan has eaten yet!"
Tang Nianyin hurriedly returned home and immediately choked on the smoke in the room. What happened?Tang Nianyin looked around.Tang San and Xiao Wu were not found, but through the smoke they could faintly see that the back door was open.
Through the smoke, Tang Nianyin saw Tang San fetching water in the backyard.It's just that Tang San looked a little embarrassed.
Tang San was now covered in black and gray, not much flesh color could be seen on his face, and his clothes were in tatters.
Tang Nianyin tried his best to hold back his laughter and looked at Tang San in confusion, "Sansan, what's wrong with you? By the way, where's Xiaowu?"
"Sister! I'm here!" Xun Sheng went out and saw the chair next to Tang San, weakly stretching out a hand to wave.
Looking carefully, there were chairs here and there. This was Xiao Wu squatting on the ground, but her whole body was dark. Tang Nianyin thought it was the chair Tang San had rescued from the fire.
Tang San was probably holding the basin of water to rinse Xiao Wu, but Tang Nianyin didn't know the situation and thought Tang San was going to put it on the chair to clean himself up.
Tang Nianyin came back to his senses, and the smile that he had been holding back suddenly burst out, "Hahahahahahaha! Sansan, Xiaowu, what have you done! Hahahahaha! Even cooking is not enough, haha Haha! It’s not like haha! It’s done! Hahahaha! Let’s do it.”
"Sister! How could you do this!" Xiao Wu was a little embarrassed, but her face was covered in dust and her expression could not be seen clearly.
"Haha! Hahahaha!" Tang Nianyin covered his stomach, laughing so hard that he was out of breath.Tang Nianyin felt that Xiao Wu had successfully contracted her laughter next year. "Hahaha! Sorry! Hahaha! I just can't bear it anymore."
Tang San looked at Xiao Wu's embarrassment and couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle. As a result, the basin in his hand tilted and the entire basin of water poured onto Xiao Wu's body below.
"Ah~!" Xiao Wu, who was caught off guard by the rain, couldn't help but let out a scream.
It took a long time for Tang Nianyin to hold back his laughter and help Xiao Wu wash her hair first.No matter how she asked, Xiao Wu just hesitated and refused to answer what was going on.
Tang Nianyin didn't know until Tang San returned from changing the water.It turned out that she missed the cooking time because she was practicing the exercises. Xiao Wu, who couldn't wait for Tang Nianyin to cook, suggested that they try to cook a meal by themselves.
Then Xiao Wu used the tube at the foot of the wall as firewood, and it exploded.Then he lit all the tubes on fire and exploded them.
Tang Nianyin was slightly embarrassed when he heard the cylindrical object. It was a cluster of 24 fireworks drawn from the system.Because it was the Chinese New Year, Tang Nianyin remembered this thing. When making breakfast in the morning, he took out ten of them, tore off the outer packaging and burned them without taking them back.
As a result, Xiao Wu almost blew up her home.This incident taught Tang Nianyin that flammable and explosive materials should be kept away from fire sources.
If you have naughty children at home, it is best not to store flammable and explosive items at home.Be sure to warn your child when you have to put it away, and don't let your child get hurt because of his curiosity.
"Hey! Are you going to make smoked rabbit today?" Yue Guan came to the backyard and couldn't help but said venomously when he saw the embarrassed Xiao Wu.It's just that Yue Guan, with one red and swollen eye, looks happier.
"Pfft!" Tang Nianyin couldn't help laughing when he heard the smoked rabbit.
"Woooooo! How embarrassing!" Because her hair was still in Tang Nianyin's hand, Xiaowu could only lower her head and cover her face with her hands.Screaming with unknown meaning.
Tang San also touched his nose and suppressed a smile.Then he looked at Tang Nianyin and said, "Sister, what is that thing? It can explode. Is there gunpowder in it?"
Tang Nianyin nodded, "Those are fireworks, meant to be set off during the Chinese New Year. They do contain gunpowder. Fortunately, the gunpowder inside is not very powerful."
"Gunpowder? What is that?" Xiao Wu raised her head slightly and asked in confusion.
"The weapon I gave you, the bullet is triggered by the explosion of gunpowder. However, the power of the two is different." Tang Nianyin smoothed Xiao Wu's hair and squeezed out the moisture between the hair strands.
Tang San also took out a towel and handed it to Tang Nianyin, helping Xiao Wu dry her hair. Tang Nianyin went back to the house to check the situation.
Fortunately, the current kitchen of the blacksmith shop was built by Tang Nianyin alone in the backyard, otherwise the hall would probably suffer.The kitchen is now considered scrapped, with several large holes blown out of the roof, cupboards and tableware, and all personnel killed.
The iron pot was blown up, huh!It's not bad. Dad's skills are still very reliable. I have decided that I will let Dad take the blame for Xuantian Sect from now on.
With a dark face, Tang Nianyin took the only intact iron pot in the kitchen to the backyard. As for the kitchen utensils?Tang Nianyin carries several sets with him, "Xiaosan, Xiaowu, you have to pay for my kitchen! If you don't rebuild the kitchen, you won't be able to eat the food I cook."
Tang San looked at Xiao Wu with a grimace, and Xiao Wu stuck out her tongue in embarrassment.Throwing the iron pot to Tang San, Tang Nianyin covered his forehead in distress. "Sansan, take Xiaowu to the river to take a bath first, and wash away the smoke from the pot."
Of course, Tang Nianyin couldn't really let Tang San and the others build the kitchen. How long would it take for them to build it?
After Tang San and the two walked away, Tang Nianyin summoned a devil's claw, controlled the devil's claw and smashed the kitchen to pieces, cleared the debris aside, and then retracted the devil's claw.If Morgana knew someone was using her demonic claws like this, she would probably be furious.
Yue Guan looked at the devil's claw that Tang Nianyin took back with curiosity. He could naturally tell that the thing was not made by a method he was familiar with.But he had no intention of exploring.
After all, since he is not a fire attribute now, he cannot refine weapons as he pleases.What happened then was beyond what Fan Tao could understand in Yueguan.
Tang Nianyin stretched out a hand and held it in the air, and a house slowly took shape from empty to solid.
"Creation of the Void, how did you do it? Is this a fairy-level method?" Yue Guan looked at Tang Nianyin with fiery eyes.
"You are comprehending, I am talking about mastering, condensing the comprehended laws into the sea of soul consciousness, and completely mastering them. Now that your cultivation level has been limited, the main thing now is to re-understand the laws and temper your soul power." Tang Nianyin slightly Thinking, "My Tao has the laws of sword formation and the law of life. You can learn from them when you practice dual cultivation."
Yue Guan's eyes lit up when he heard about Shuang Xiu. "Double cultivation! Which kind of dual cultivation?"
Tang Nianyin looked at Yue Guan's malicious look and immediately crossed his arms and looked at him warily, "What are you thinking! It's just a simple practice. I'm only six years old. That kind of thing is forbidden."
Yueguan raised his eyebrows when he heard this and looked Tang Nianyin up and down.His fingers rubbed his chin slightly, and suddenly his eyes flashed.He looked at Tang Nianyin with a wicked smile.Pinch Tang Nianyin's pink lips.
When Tang Nianyin saw this posture, he remembered something bad and his expression suddenly changed. "No, this is impossible!"
"It's not up to you! Hehehehehehe!"
In Tang Nianyin's desperate eyes, Yueguan had already caught her.
..................................................................
After a while, in the woods, Tang Nianyin was holding on to the tree trunk and kept retching.Yue Guan looked at Tang Nianyin with a contented look, looking spoiled.
"I'm just helping you to adapt to your new identity, so you don't have to react so much!" Looking at Tang Nianyin who hadn't calmed down for a long time, Yueguan was speechless, "Didn't you do this to me before? I also I don’t have such a big reaction like you!”
"Get lost!" Tang Nianyin raised his head and glared at Yueguan angrily, then continued to retching.
The corner of Yue Guan's mouth raised slightly, and he slowly came to Tang Nianyin, bending down slightly and looking down at Tang Nianyin, "Get out? Impossible, I will get back a thousand times what you have done to me!"
Looking at the face getting closer and closer, Tang Nianyin raised his hand and punched Yue Guan hard in the eye without saying a word.Unprepared, Yue Guan was knocked to the ground by Tang Nian Yin.
After knocking Yue Guan to the ground, Tang Nianyin did not stop. He stepped forward and punched and kicked him, muttering, "Asshole, you actually asked me to swallow that disgusting thing. Why are you so disgusting..."
Yue Guan had no choice but to protect his vital parts. When Tang Nian Yin's movements paused, he seized the opportunity and pulled Tang Nian Yin into his arms.The two fell to the ground together and hugged each other. "It's okay! You'll get used to this kind of thing if you do it a few times. I wasn't used to it at first, but it didn't matter to me later on, didn't it?"
Tang Nianyin looked at the hateful face right in front of him and wanted to tear it apart.Listen!Is this what people say?In the end, the endless resentment could only turn into a helpless snort, "Humph!"
"Okay, don't be angry. Didn't you tell me to deduce a cultivation method for me? This is quite suitable." Yue Guan patted Tang Nianyin on the back in a funny way. The little guy's angry look was so endearing.
Tang Nianyin turned his head to the side and said angrily, "I don't want to deduce it now! Humph!"
When Yue Guan heard this, he thought, how could this be possible?He was counting on Tang Nianyin to deduce a technique suitable for him so that he could prolong his life and continue to stay with her for the rest of his life. "Oh~oh! Baby! Stop it!"
There was no other way. For the sake of his own skills, Yueguan could only lower his profile and make countless unequal treaties. Only then did Tang Nianyin change his mind and agreed to help with the deduction.
Tang Nianyin sat cross-legged on Yue Guan's belly, closing his eyes and entering a meditative state.Yueguan was both funny and helpless. It seemed that although Tang Nianyin had recovered all the memories of his previous life, he was still affected by his body.Otherwise, he wouldn't behave like a child in anger.
Time passed slowly, while Yue Guan was alerting the surroundings with his mental power, while staring at Tang Nianyin with affectionate eyes.
It wasn't until the sun passed over his head that Tang Nianyin slowly opened his eyes.Tang Nianyin stretched out his finger, tapped Yue Guan's forehead, and transmitted the technique he had performed into Yue Guan's sea of consciousness with his spiritual thoughts.
Looking up at the sky, Tang Nianyin was startled and jumped up from Yueguan.Regardless of Yue Guan, he ran in the direction he came in quickly, "Oh no, it's already past noon. I don't know if Sansan has eaten yet!"
Tang Nianyin hurriedly returned home and immediately choked on the smoke in the room. What happened?Tang Nianyin looked around.Tang San and Xiao Wu were not found, but through the smoke they could faintly see that the back door was open.
Through the smoke, Tang Nianyin saw Tang San fetching water in the backyard.It's just that Tang San looked a little embarrassed.
Tang San was now covered in black and gray, not much flesh color could be seen on his face, and his clothes were in tatters.
Tang Nianyin tried his best to hold back his laughter and looked at Tang San in confusion, "Sansan, what's wrong with you? By the way, where's Xiaowu?"
"Sister! I'm here!" Xun Sheng went out and saw the chair next to Tang San, weakly stretching out a hand to wave.
Looking carefully, there were chairs here and there. This was Xiao Wu squatting on the ground, but her whole body was dark. Tang Nianyin thought it was the chair Tang San had rescued from the fire.
Tang San was probably holding the basin of water to rinse Xiao Wu, but Tang Nianyin didn't know the situation and thought Tang San was going to put it on the chair to clean himself up.
Tang Nianyin came back to his senses, and the smile that he had been holding back suddenly burst out, "Hahahahahahaha! Sansan, Xiaowu, what have you done! Hahahahaha! Even cooking is not enough, haha Haha! It’s not like haha! It’s done! Hahahaha! Let’s do it.”
"Sister! How could you do this!" Xiao Wu was a little embarrassed, but her face was covered in dust and her expression could not be seen clearly.
"Haha! Hahahaha!" Tang Nianyin covered his stomach, laughing so hard that he was out of breath.Tang Nianyin felt that Xiao Wu had successfully contracted her laughter next year. "Hahaha! Sorry! Hahaha! I just can't bear it anymore."
Tang San looked at Xiao Wu's embarrassment and couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle. As a result, the basin in his hand tilted and the entire basin of water poured onto Xiao Wu's body below.
"Ah~!" Xiao Wu, who was caught off guard by the rain, couldn't help but let out a scream.
It took a long time for Tang Nianyin to hold back his laughter and help Xiao Wu wash her hair first.No matter how she asked, Xiao Wu just hesitated and refused to answer what was going on.
Tang Nianyin didn't know until Tang San returned from changing the water.It turned out that she missed the cooking time because she was practicing the exercises. Xiao Wu, who couldn't wait for Tang Nianyin to cook, suggested that they try to cook a meal by themselves.
Then Xiao Wu used the tube at the foot of the wall as firewood, and it exploded.Then he lit all the tubes on fire and exploded them.
Tang Nianyin was slightly embarrassed when he heard the cylindrical object. It was a cluster of 24 fireworks drawn from the system.Because it was the Chinese New Year, Tang Nianyin remembered this thing. When making breakfast in the morning, he took out ten of them, tore off the outer packaging and burned them without taking them back.
As a result, Xiao Wu almost blew up her home.This incident taught Tang Nianyin that flammable and explosive materials should be kept away from fire sources.
If you have naughty children at home, it is best not to store flammable and explosive items at home.Be sure to warn your child when you have to put it away, and don't let your child get hurt because of his curiosity.
"Hey! Are you going to make smoked rabbit today?" Yue Guan came to the backyard and couldn't help but said venomously when he saw the embarrassed Xiao Wu.It's just that Yue Guan, with one red and swollen eye, looks happier.
"Pfft!" Tang Nianyin couldn't help laughing when he heard the smoked rabbit.
"Woooooo! How embarrassing!" Because her hair was still in Tang Nianyin's hand, Xiaowu could only lower her head and cover her face with her hands.Screaming with unknown meaning.
Tang San also touched his nose and suppressed a smile.Then he looked at Tang Nianyin and said, "Sister, what is that thing? It can explode. Is there gunpowder in it?"
Tang Nianyin nodded, "Those are fireworks, meant to be set off during the Chinese New Year. They do contain gunpowder. Fortunately, the gunpowder inside is not very powerful."
"Gunpowder? What is that?" Xiao Wu raised her head slightly and asked in confusion.
"The weapon I gave you, the bullet is triggered by the explosion of gunpowder. However, the power of the two is different." Tang Nianyin smoothed Xiao Wu's hair and squeezed out the moisture between the hair strands.
Tang San also took out a towel and handed it to Tang Nianyin, helping Xiao Wu dry her hair. Tang Nianyin went back to the house to check the situation.
Fortunately, the current kitchen of the blacksmith shop was built by Tang Nianyin alone in the backyard, otherwise the hall would probably suffer.The kitchen is now considered scrapped, with several large holes blown out of the roof, cupboards and tableware, and all personnel killed.
The iron pot was blown up, huh!It's not bad. Dad's skills are still very reliable. I have decided that I will let Dad take the blame for Xuantian Sect from now on.
With a dark face, Tang Nianyin took the only intact iron pot in the kitchen to the backyard. As for the kitchen utensils?Tang Nianyin carries several sets with him, "Xiaosan, Xiaowu, you have to pay for my kitchen! If you don't rebuild the kitchen, you won't be able to eat the food I cook."
Tang San looked at Xiao Wu with a grimace, and Xiao Wu stuck out her tongue in embarrassment.Throwing the iron pot to Tang San, Tang Nianyin covered his forehead in distress. "Sansan, take Xiaowu to the river to take a bath first, and wash away the smoke from the pot."
Of course, Tang Nianyin couldn't really let Tang San and the others build the kitchen. How long would it take for them to build it?
After Tang San and the two walked away, Tang Nianyin summoned a devil's claw, controlled the devil's claw and smashed the kitchen to pieces, cleared the debris aside, and then retracted the devil's claw.If Morgana knew someone was using her demonic claws like this, she would probably be furious.
Yue Guan looked at the devil's claw that Tang Nianyin took back with curiosity. He could naturally tell that the thing was not made by a method he was familiar with.But he had no intention of exploring.
After all, since he is not a fire attribute now, he cannot refine weapons as he pleases.What happened then was beyond what Fan Tao could understand in Yueguan.
Tang Nianyin stretched out a hand and held it in the air, and a house slowly took shape from empty to solid.
"Creation of the Void, how did you do it? Is this a fairy-level method?" Yue Guan looked at Tang Nianyin with fiery eyes.
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