Be a babysitter from Douluo Continent
Chapter 32 Shrek’s Evil Guest
Not long after Tang Nianyin and the others left, Dai Mubai, who was alarmed by the loud explosion of rockets, belatedly rushed to the scene of the battle.
"Miss Cuihua, what happened to Fatty? Who did you fight with?" Dai Mubai was also shocked when he saw Ma Hongjun's look, and asked as he ran over.
"I don't know! It looks like he should be Shrek's new student this year." Cuihua also had tears in her eyes, looking at Dai Mubai with a worried and pleading look on her face. "You are Hongjun's boss, you must have a way to save Ma Hongjun! Right?"
Dai Mubai didn't have time to think about it. He squatted down and looked at Ma Hongjun's injuries. Then he summoned his soul power and shouted, "Oscar! Oscar! Something happened to the fat man. Come and save him!"
The three people who were rushing to the cafeteria paused. Tang San looked at Tang Nianyin, "Sister! It sounded like Senior Dai's voice just now, right?"
Tang Nianyin looked at Tang San, nodded, and said, "Yes! It belongs to him."
Xiao Wu said with some worry: "Isn't that person just now also a student of Shrek Academy?"
Tang Nianyin looked at Xiao Wu in surprise, wondering why this stupid rabbit was so smart today, "Looking at his age, he should be."
Tang San said worriedly, "That Ma Hongjun seemed to have been seriously injured just now. Nothing will happen to him!"
"As long as there is someone to help recover, it should be..." Tang Nianyin got stuck mid-sentence, "Oops! Let's go back quickly!"
Ma Hongjun's injury is indeed not a big problem as long as there is a healing soul master.But now Ma Hongjun is in a coma, and the ones with healing soul skills in Shrek Academy are two food-type soul masters.
Sure enough, when Tang Nianyin and the others came back, they saw Oscar holding sausages. Although they were very anxious, they also looked helpless.
When Cuihua saw the three culprits coming back, she hurriedly pulled Dai Mubai and pointed at Xiao Wu and Tang Nianyin, "They were the ones who injured Ma Hongjun."
Dai Mubai looked at Tang Nianyin and Xiao Wu who were walking towards him. He thought that Fatty had gotten angry and had offended the three of them. He could only smile bitterly and said, "Nianyin, I don't know why Fatty offended you, but for the sake of it, For the sake of being a classmate, please spare him this time!"
Tang Nianyin did not explain, but released an activation spell on the fat man, and then said in disgust: "Tell him that those who dare not cause trouble are mediocre, and those who cause trouble carelessly are idiots. If you talk nonsense next time, don't blame me for being ruthless."
After saying that, he took Tang San and Xiao Wu away.After a simple breakfast, Tang Nianyin and Tang San Xiaowu were attracted by the bells of the academy. Since they didn't know much about the academy, the three of them decided to go and have a look first.
When the three of them came to the source of the bell, they saw an empty field and looked at the flag hanging the green monster's head.I think this place should be Shrek's so-called playground!
The other students have already lined up. The fat man among them has recovered a lot from his injuries, but his face is still pale.Tang Nianyin and the other three were the last to arrive. In front of the student stood a slender man with a pair of eyes on his face like a shoehorn.This should be Flanders.
Although according to the original description, Tang Nianyin guessed that the person was Flender, the principal of Shrek Academy, she still pretended not to know and whispered to Xiao Wu: "Is that shoehorn-faced uncle a teacher at the school?"
"Alas! Isn't that the profiteer uncle?" Xiao Wu was also surprised.
Flanders had his back to the three of them, but the Soul Saint's hearing still allowed him to hear the two women's exclamations, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch, shoehorned face?You are the one with the shoehorn face!
"Why are you still lingering? Join the team as soon as you come!" Flanders cursed in his heart, but pretended to be calm.
Several people also ran to the end of the team obediently. Flanders, holding his hands behind his back, wandered twice in front of the eight people, "This year is very good, we have five more little monsters. I, the principal of Shrek Academy, Fu Rand, on behalf of the college, I welcome you. Later, each of you will pay one hundred gold soul coins to the teacher in charge of finance, Li Yusong."
At this moment, a crack appeared a hundred meters above the playground, and a royal sister's voice came out, "No need, starting from today, Shrek Academy will be expelled."
Two figures, one white and one green, came out of the crack.There seemed to be invisible stairs in the air, and the two of them walked down the air step by step.
It was only when I got closer that I saw clearly that both of them were rare beauties.
In the distance, other teachers who were alarmed by the vision in the sky also rushed over.Flanders looked at the two women with a wary expression, complaining in his heart, the person who came here is evil!
"Who are you? I wonder if Shrek offended you?" Flanders asked tentatively.At this time, four other teachers also came to Flanders.
"Flanders, the founder of Shrek Academy, is a loser in life. Your academy always misleads students, so it should not exist anymore." The woman in white professional attire took a few steps closer and said.
"What do you mean?" Flender's face turned ugly.
"My name is Yan, and this is Lu Luo, from the Extraordinary Academy. Today we are here to take away all the teachers from Shrek Academy." Yan said with a smile.
"You are deliberately trying to get into trouble with Shrek! Are you?" Flanders looked livid, and the way the two of them appeared was so shocking.It was simply unheard of, and Flanders had no idea.
"No, I just don't want an academy like Shrek that misleads students to continue to exist." Yan was still calm and calm, "Luluo, tell me what mistakes you made."
“First: Shrek doesn’t have enough teaching space.
Second: Shrek cannot even meet the needs of teaching with the most basic nutritious food.
Third: Shrek has insufficient training resources. To be precise, he has no training resources.
Fourth: Shrek's knowledge reserve is completely unqualified.
Fifth: Shrek Academy teachers are lazy and irresponsible.
Sixth: There is something wrong with Shrek’s school spirit and it is completely lawless.
Seventh: Shrek's mortality rate is too high, even higher than that of the army.
Eighth: The entrance examination is suspected of money fraud.
Ninth: Shrek is suspected of trapping the genius! "At this time Luluo said.
"You're talking nonsense!" Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun said excitedly at this time.
"Oh! Which accusation do you have an objection to? I allow you to refute it." Yanrao looked at the two of them with interest.
Dai Mubai, as the boss of the old students, walked out, "First, isn't this half of our village a teaching venue?"
"Have you ever seen a high-end academy with a venue like this? Yes, it's enough for Shrek who doesn't have many students, but it can't be called an academy."
"Shrek is an intermediate college!" Dai Mubai felt justified.
"Ha! Intermediate college? Dai Mubai, you told me that you recruit students according to the admission standards of senior colleges, but it is actually an intermediate college?" Yan Ze had a funny expression.
Dai Mubai was also stunned. All the students present were enough to go to the Advanced Academy, and they were still the leaders in the Advanced Academy. However, he still spoke unwillingly, "Then the second and third items of resources and food are not for students. You can do it yourself..."
"That is to say, Shrek doesn't have anything! The second point is not important in the first place. Moreover, the cultivation resources also include mimicry cultivation, as well as the necessary materials to encourage cultivation. I don't see anything here." Yan interrupted directly.
"The fourth rule is that our teachers are at least soul emperors. How can we still have no knowledge? The fifth rule is that teachers are lazy because there are too few students." Seeing that Dai Mubai was helpless, Ma Hongjun hurried forward to argue.
"Well! Do you know what soul ring compatibility is? Do you know what kind of soul rings have derived skills? Do you know what second awakening is? How much do you know about the nature of soul rings? What are your understandings of different martial souls? Is there any research on feature development? Do you know the relationship between soul rings and martial souls?" Yan looked at the five teachers.These questions were clearly directed to these teachers.
Several teachers were also speechless. Zhao Wuji couldn't help but wanted to take action, but Flanders held him down. "We can at least teach them how to survive in the soul master world."
"Ha! Teach them how to survive in the soul master world? Except here, of the 44 students before this, only seven are still alive. Five of them have stopped being soul kings in their lives, and two have joined the force in time to supplement their resources. You can still make progress despite physical losses. Is this what you call surviving in the soul master world?" Yan looked at Flanders with a look of disgust, "Who doesn't know how to teach this level?"
Flanders was also stunned. Except for Ma Hongjun, everyone else among the students was feeling cold.What a terrible comparison.
Seeing that Flanders didn't speak, Yan looked at Ma Hongjun, "You may not know, let me just talk about you. You should have been affected by the evil fire in the martial arts, right! And these uneducated guys probably I can also ask you to find a woman to vent your anger. Right!"
"Yeah!" Although Ma Hongjun was angry, he still nodded.
"Ice and fire are in conflict with each other. Everyone knows this after studying in a formal academy. So why do you still adopt such a vulgar method? Don't you know how much damage premature ejaculation will do to his future? Forgot, You are unlearned and you may not know this!" Yan said with disdain.
"Excessive sexual intercourse too early will lead to a decline in cultivation qualifications and physical fitness. It will lead to premature aging. That is, normal people will have difficulty making progress in cultivation until they are in their 40s, and it will be early to between 25 and 30 years old. And The foundation of cultivation is not stable." At this time, Tang San said lightly. Tang San was originally dissatisfied with Zhao Wuji's making things difficult yesterday, but after hearing Shrek's disgusting look today, he naturally didn't want to wait any longer.
Ma Hongjun glared at Tang San, "Then how do you explain the fifth point?"
Yan glanced at Tang San appreciatively, "Yes, there is no harm in reading more books." Then he looked at Ma Hongjun, "Only 44 of the 14 people graduated, and the others died before graduating. Isn't this laziness? Death The rate is more than half!"
Yan pointed at the students and then looked at Ning Rongrong, "You are from the Qibao Glazed Sect. From your perspective, what do you think the future of these students will be like if they are not dead?"
"Ah! Me?" Ning Rongrong was stunned for a moment, and then the little witch's attributes came into play, "It's certainly not difficult for several of them to be titled Douluo, and the others can at least become Soul Douluo."
"Yes! But do you know? There are more than 40 such geniuses, and only two of them still have the chance to enter the Titled Douluo." Yan looked at the teachers who lowered their heads in disgust.
All the students felt complacent at first when they heard Ning Rongrong's words, and then were all shocked when they heard Yan's words.
"As for the next few items, you should have understood something after hearing what just happened. Many of you have experienced the eighth item personally, and I don't want to explain it more." Yan smiled at the students.
"Miss Cuihua, what happened to Fatty? Who did you fight with?" Dai Mubai was also shocked when he saw Ma Hongjun's look, and asked as he ran over.
"I don't know! It looks like he should be Shrek's new student this year." Cuihua also had tears in her eyes, looking at Dai Mubai with a worried and pleading look on her face. "You are Hongjun's boss, you must have a way to save Ma Hongjun! Right?"
Dai Mubai didn't have time to think about it. He squatted down and looked at Ma Hongjun's injuries. Then he summoned his soul power and shouted, "Oscar! Oscar! Something happened to the fat man. Come and save him!"
The three people who were rushing to the cafeteria paused. Tang San looked at Tang Nianyin, "Sister! It sounded like Senior Dai's voice just now, right?"
Tang Nianyin looked at Tang San, nodded, and said, "Yes! It belongs to him."
Xiao Wu said with some worry: "Isn't that person just now also a student of Shrek Academy?"
Tang Nianyin looked at Xiao Wu in surprise, wondering why this stupid rabbit was so smart today, "Looking at his age, he should be."
Tang San said worriedly, "That Ma Hongjun seemed to have been seriously injured just now. Nothing will happen to him!"
"As long as there is someone to help recover, it should be..." Tang Nianyin got stuck mid-sentence, "Oops! Let's go back quickly!"
Ma Hongjun's injury is indeed not a big problem as long as there is a healing soul master.But now Ma Hongjun is in a coma, and the ones with healing soul skills in Shrek Academy are two food-type soul masters.
Sure enough, when Tang Nianyin and the others came back, they saw Oscar holding sausages. Although they were very anxious, they also looked helpless.
When Cuihua saw the three culprits coming back, she hurriedly pulled Dai Mubai and pointed at Xiao Wu and Tang Nianyin, "They were the ones who injured Ma Hongjun."
Dai Mubai looked at Tang Nianyin and Xiao Wu who were walking towards him. He thought that Fatty had gotten angry and had offended the three of them. He could only smile bitterly and said, "Nianyin, I don't know why Fatty offended you, but for the sake of it, For the sake of being a classmate, please spare him this time!"
Tang Nianyin did not explain, but released an activation spell on the fat man, and then said in disgust: "Tell him that those who dare not cause trouble are mediocre, and those who cause trouble carelessly are idiots. If you talk nonsense next time, don't blame me for being ruthless."
After saying that, he took Tang San and Xiao Wu away.After a simple breakfast, Tang Nianyin and Tang San Xiaowu were attracted by the bells of the academy. Since they didn't know much about the academy, the three of them decided to go and have a look first.
When the three of them came to the source of the bell, they saw an empty field and looked at the flag hanging the green monster's head.I think this place should be Shrek's so-called playground!
The other students have already lined up. The fat man among them has recovered a lot from his injuries, but his face is still pale.Tang Nianyin and the other three were the last to arrive. In front of the student stood a slender man with a pair of eyes on his face like a shoehorn.This should be Flanders.
Although according to the original description, Tang Nianyin guessed that the person was Flender, the principal of Shrek Academy, she still pretended not to know and whispered to Xiao Wu: "Is that shoehorn-faced uncle a teacher at the school?"
"Alas! Isn't that the profiteer uncle?" Xiao Wu was also surprised.
Flanders had his back to the three of them, but the Soul Saint's hearing still allowed him to hear the two women's exclamations, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch, shoehorned face?You are the one with the shoehorn face!
"Why are you still lingering? Join the team as soon as you come!" Flanders cursed in his heart, but pretended to be calm.
Several people also ran to the end of the team obediently. Flanders, holding his hands behind his back, wandered twice in front of the eight people, "This year is very good, we have five more little monsters. I, the principal of Shrek Academy, Fu Rand, on behalf of the college, I welcome you. Later, each of you will pay one hundred gold soul coins to the teacher in charge of finance, Li Yusong."
At this moment, a crack appeared a hundred meters above the playground, and a royal sister's voice came out, "No need, starting from today, Shrek Academy will be expelled."
Two figures, one white and one green, came out of the crack.There seemed to be invisible stairs in the air, and the two of them walked down the air step by step.
It was only when I got closer that I saw clearly that both of them were rare beauties.
In the distance, other teachers who were alarmed by the vision in the sky also rushed over.Flanders looked at the two women with a wary expression, complaining in his heart, the person who came here is evil!
"Who are you? I wonder if Shrek offended you?" Flanders asked tentatively.At this time, four other teachers also came to Flanders.
"Flanders, the founder of Shrek Academy, is a loser in life. Your academy always misleads students, so it should not exist anymore." The woman in white professional attire took a few steps closer and said.
"What do you mean?" Flender's face turned ugly.
"My name is Yan, and this is Lu Luo, from the Extraordinary Academy. Today we are here to take away all the teachers from Shrek Academy." Yan said with a smile.
"You are deliberately trying to get into trouble with Shrek! Are you?" Flanders looked livid, and the way the two of them appeared was so shocking.It was simply unheard of, and Flanders had no idea.
"No, I just don't want an academy like Shrek that misleads students to continue to exist." Yan was still calm and calm, "Luluo, tell me what mistakes you made."
“First: Shrek doesn’t have enough teaching space.
Second: Shrek cannot even meet the needs of teaching with the most basic nutritious food.
Third: Shrek has insufficient training resources. To be precise, he has no training resources.
Fourth: Shrek's knowledge reserve is completely unqualified.
Fifth: Shrek Academy teachers are lazy and irresponsible.
Sixth: There is something wrong with Shrek’s school spirit and it is completely lawless.
Seventh: Shrek's mortality rate is too high, even higher than that of the army.
Eighth: The entrance examination is suspected of money fraud.
Ninth: Shrek is suspected of trapping the genius! "At this time Luluo said.
"You're talking nonsense!" Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun said excitedly at this time.
"Oh! Which accusation do you have an objection to? I allow you to refute it." Yanrao looked at the two of them with interest.
Dai Mubai, as the boss of the old students, walked out, "First, isn't this half of our village a teaching venue?"
"Have you ever seen a high-end academy with a venue like this? Yes, it's enough for Shrek who doesn't have many students, but it can't be called an academy."
"Shrek is an intermediate college!" Dai Mubai felt justified.
"Ha! Intermediate college? Dai Mubai, you told me that you recruit students according to the admission standards of senior colleges, but it is actually an intermediate college?" Yan Ze had a funny expression.
Dai Mubai was also stunned. All the students present were enough to go to the Advanced Academy, and they were still the leaders in the Advanced Academy. However, he still spoke unwillingly, "Then the second and third items of resources and food are not for students. You can do it yourself..."
"That is to say, Shrek doesn't have anything! The second point is not important in the first place. Moreover, the cultivation resources also include mimicry cultivation, as well as the necessary materials to encourage cultivation. I don't see anything here." Yan interrupted directly.
"The fourth rule is that our teachers are at least soul emperors. How can we still have no knowledge? The fifth rule is that teachers are lazy because there are too few students." Seeing that Dai Mubai was helpless, Ma Hongjun hurried forward to argue.
"Well! Do you know what soul ring compatibility is? Do you know what kind of soul rings have derived skills? Do you know what second awakening is? How much do you know about the nature of soul rings? What are your understandings of different martial souls? Is there any research on feature development? Do you know the relationship between soul rings and martial souls?" Yan looked at the five teachers.These questions were clearly directed to these teachers.
Several teachers were also speechless. Zhao Wuji couldn't help but wanted to take action, but Flanders held him down. "We can at least teach them how to survive in the soul master world."
"Ha! Teach them how to survive in the soul master world? Except here, of the 44 students before this, only seven are still alive. Five of them have stopped being soul kings in their lives, and two have joined the force in time to supplement their resources. You can still make progress despite physical losses. Is this what you call surviving in the soul master world?" Yan looked at Flanders with a look of disgust, "Who doesn't know how to teach this level?"
Flanders was also stunned. Except for Ma Hongjun, everyone else among the students was feeling cold.What a terrible comparison.
Seeing that Flanders didn't speak, Yan looked at Ma Hongjun, "You may not know, let me just talk about you. You should have been affected by the evil fire in the martial arts, right! And these uneducated guys probably I can also ask you to find a woman to vent your anger. Right!"
"Yeah!" Although Ma Hongjun was angry, he still nodded.
"Ice and fire are in conflict with each other. Everyone knows this after studying in a formal academy. So why do you still adopt such a vulgar method? Don't you know how much damage premature ejaculation will do to his future? Forgot, You are unlearned and you may not know this!" Yan said with disdain.
"Excessive sexual intercourse too early will lead to a decline in cultivation qualifications and physical fitness. It will lead to premature aging. That is, normal people will have difficulty making progress in cultivation until they are in their 40s, and it will be early to between 25 and 30 years old. And The foundation of cultivation is not stable." At this time, Tang San said lightly. Tang San was originally dissatisfied with Zhao Wuji's making things difficult yesterday, but after hearing Shrek's disgusting look today, he naturally didn't want to wait any longer.
Ma Hongjun glared at Tang San, "Then how do you explain the fifth point?"
Yan glanced at Tang San appreciatively, "Yes, there is no harm in reading more books." Then he looked at Ma Hongjun, "Only 44 of the 14 people graduated, and the others died before graduating. Isn't this laziness? Death The rate is more than half!"
Yan pointed at the students and then looked at Ning Rongrong, "You are from the Qibao Glazed Sect. From your perspective, what do you think the future of these students will be like if they are not dead?"
"Ah! Me?" Ning Rongrong was stunned for a moment, and then the little witch's attributes came into play, "It's certainly not difficult for several of them to be titled Douluo, and the others can at least become Soul Douluo."
"Yes! But do you know? There are more than 40 such geniuses, and only two of them still have the chance to enter the Titled Douluo." Yan looked at the teachers who lowered their heads in disgust.
All the students felt complacent at first when they heard Ning Rongrong's words, and then were all shocked when they heard Yan's words.
"As for the next few items, you should have understood something after hearing what just happened. Many of you have experienced the eighth item personally, and I don't want to explain it more." Yan smiled at the students.
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