Be a babysitter from Douluo Continent

Chapter 71: When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, he swears like a spray gun.

Tang Nianyin curled his lips, it was another common system problem of 'insufficient permissions'.

The woman in front looked at the strange Tang Nianyin, with a hint of speculation in her eyes.

"The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger."

"The Jade Emperor loves the Queen Mother." Tang Nianyin subconsciously said.

After saying that, there was a sudden silence. Tang Nianyin also felt a little embarrassed, so he asked tentatively, "Is it the Pagoda Suppressing River Demon?"

The woman opposite smiled slightly, "Isn't it chicken stewed with mushrooms?"

"This is an old joke from many years ago, and you are showing it off." Tang Nianyin smiled slightly on the surface, but felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.

After finally meeting a fellow villager, he immediately had to expel or kill her with his own hands.

"Classic, timeless!" The woman also breathed a sigh of relief, "My name is Wang Juan, and you!"

"My current name is Tang Nianyin, and my previous name was Ye Siyu." Tang Nianyin took out a tablecloth and spread it on the floor. Wang Juan was not polite and sat on it very familiarly.

Yue Guan also looked at the other party curiously. Could this Wang Juan be from the same world as Nian Yin?

"I encountered a flood, and then bumped into Goldfinger and traveled here. How did you travel through time?" Wang Juan didn't hide it, because her previous behavior had revealed that she was just a new expert.

"I'm lucky. I wore it in my sleep. It was painless. But when I first traveled through time, I didn't have a gold finger. This is my second time traveling through time." Although Tang Nianyin was reminiscing about the past, the movements of his hands were not Didn't stop.Platefuls of pastries and preserved fruits were brought out.

Wang Juan looked suspicious, "Then what's going on with your strength?"

"That was obtained in the previous world. Looking at me like this, you should understand that I have died once and only brought back half of my strength." Tang Nianyin smiled bitterly.

"Are you half so powerful? Then how powerful were you before?" Wang Juan looked at Tang Nianyin in surprise.

"According to Taoism, it should be Da Luo. Jumping out of the long river of time, there is no past, no future, only the present. And he has already touched the threshold of the Yasheng!"

"A sub-sage? A quasi-sage?"

Tang Nianyin looked at it strangely, "You must have read too many ancient novels! If you insist on saying it, the Taoist sub-sage is similar to the saint, but the saint has transcended the world. Even if the world is destroyed, the saint will not die. The sub-sage can only do To be with the world. Others are no different from saints."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... (""Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Is the level of that world that high? It's almost the same world as the universe!"

"Wild Fairyland! Have you read this novel?" Tang Nianyin asked tentatively.

"The Wild Fairyland should be the Wild Fairyland, right? What I saw was the Wilder Fairyland, but I heard that it was not called this before. This name was changed later." Wang Juan thought for a moment, "The protagonist is Lu Hangzhi, and the main force is human beings. The Xuantian Sect, the Monster Clan, and the Demon Clan. The protagonist fights all the way from the lower world to the final Hongmeng Continent, is this it?"

"That's right! This is it." Tang Nianyin was extremely excited at the moment, and his eyes softened when he looked at Wang Juan.

"But that world doesn't seem to be at such a high level?" Wang Juan looked at Tang Nianyin doubtfully.

"That world was not created by the author. He may have just written a novel similar to that world, or the writer's writing skills were insufficient, or the world information mapping was too far and distorted."

Wang Juan nodded in understanding. She didn't know the world information very well, but she still knew the distortion.

Just like the Yue Guan in front of me, the Yue Guan described in the original novel is obviously a sissy.Now Yue Guan looks like a prince charming.

She was moved by the sight, but it was a pity that he and she could only live together.

"You are so good, so how did you die?"

"Perish together with Ancestor Huangquan!" Tang Nianyin looked nonchalant.

Yue Guan on the side silently held Tang Nianyin in her arms, her eyes filled with distress.Tang Nian gave him a white look and did not resist.

Wang Juan suddenly felt that she was inexplicably full, and she was a pretty girl again.

Looking at the crooked two people, Wang Juan said in a sour tone, "Didn't Ancestor Huangquan have Lu Hangzhi to deal with him? Why are you going up to join in the fun?"

Tang Nianyin's mood instantly dropped and he looked at Yue Guan apologetically, "The real world is different from novels with fixed plots. I just believed in the plot too much, which is why my Yue'er suffered so much."

Yue Guan smiled slightly and gently touched Tang Nianyin's head. Tang Nianyin narrowed his eyes in cooperation.

Yue'er?Wang Juan's gossip soul suddenly burned brightly. She stood up and looked at Tang Nianyin expectantly, "Is he from that world?"

Tang Nianyin nodded.

"He was a woman before?" Wang Juan's eyes became more expectant.

Tang Nianyin was silent, but Yue Guan nodded his chin in affirmation.

"Wow! You are so brave, you can actually be together regardless of the worldly views." Wang Juan's eyes sparkled.

Yue Guan was stunned for a moment, and after briefly reviewing some of Tang Nianyin's experiences on Earth, it suddenly became clear.

He hurriedly explained, "Don't get me wrong, Nian Yin was a man in his previous life."

click!

Wang Juan felt something was broken, and her movements suddenly became stiff.

With difficulty, he turned his attention to the two people who were still swaying, "Man, man?"

Tang Nianyin nuzzled into Yue Guanlan lazily and nodded lightly.

Wang Juan looked at the graceful Yue Guan in disbelief, and then at the lazy Tang Nianyin.

It is hard to imagine that this man with extraordinary temperament was a woman before, and that lazy and charming girl was a man before.

Wang Juan's mentality exploded instantly, "You are really enough!"

Tang Nianyin and Yueguan looked at Wang Juan in surprise. Tang Nianyin said weakly, "What's wrong!"

"She was a victim before?" Wang Juan looked at Tang Nianyin and felt a little creepy.

"No! She was very domineering before. In your terms, he was a domineering president before I married her." Yue Guan poked Tang Nianyin's face with his fingers, poking Tang Nianyin's bulging cheeks due to dissatisfaction. Went back.

Wang Juan was stuffed with another mouthful of dog food, "You guys are enough. I just ate enough dog food from female channels on Earth, and that's why I went to watch fighting stories on male channels. But now that I'm here, you still won't let me go." .”

"I haven't even blamed you for disturbing our world, but you started shouting first. This is true love, you don't understand!" Tang Nianyin rubbed Yue Guan's chin again as if to demonstrate.

Wang Juan suddenly felt goosebumps all over the floor, but she still refused to accept it, "True love? I think you have a fetish for cross-dressing, and now becoming a woman is just what you want, and it also liberates your nature."

Tang Nianyin was stunned, and when he realized it, his face turned red with anger. He immediately stood up from Yue Guan, pointed at Wang Juan's nose and cursed, "You fart! I think you are too rude so no one wants you."

Wang Juan narrowed her eyes and straightened up, "What did you say?"

Not to be outdone, Tang Nianyin stood on Yue Guan's lap.There is no way, who made Tang Nianyin less than 1.5 meters tall without his shoes!This is the only way to increase momentum.

"I said, you are just a rude man woman, so no one wants you."

Yue Guan looked at the two of them with a blank expression. They had been talking nicely to each other just now, but it was too late to meet them.Why are you so angry now?

"You're not much better! Short winter melon!" Wang Juan looked down at Tang Nianyin proudly.

Tang Nianyin's eyes widened, "Who do you think is the short winter melon? You want to scold me, right?"

"Come on! Come on! Who is afraid of whom? If I am afraid of you, I will not be the poisonous cuckoo in the seven o'clock circle of gods." Wang Juan raised her head proudly and squinted at Tang Nianyin.

"Bah! My aunt also graduated from Zu'an E-sports back then, with three stars in the King of Glory. I'm afraid of you!"

Tang Nianyin stood on tiptoes and stretched his neck, trying to use this method to close the height gap between the two.But the opposite side is 1.8 meters, and the difference in rank is too big.

"Do you think you can grow taller like this? Give up! You are just a third-level disabled short winter melon."

"You have such a mediocre airport, why haven't you gotten rich yet!" Tang Nianyin proudly puffed up his sizable chest.

Creak!Creak!Wang Juan clenched her fists, "I didn't expect you to be not only a third-level disabled person, but also crooked!"

"You loser girl..."

"You transvestite hantai..."

"You bastard bitch, you deserve this..."

"You're a greasy man dressed as a woman..."

"You are just a loser..."

"A single dog has no human rights..."

"Yan Gou must die a good death..."

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Yue Guan was dumbfounded as he looked at the two women who had suddenly started arguing. They had been arguing for a long time, but they didn't say anything the same!

Yue Guan said that he was very satisfied. Seeing the sharp words of the two people, Yue Guan felt that he had also failed in learning!

In the end, Tang Nianyin, who had the ability to speed up his thinking, won the victory.

Wang Juan's mentality has completely collapsed. If Yue Guan hadn't restrained her with soul power, Wang Juan would have rushed forward to have a full-scale martial arts battle with Tang Nianyin regardless of the strength gap.

"Happy! I haven't been so happy to criticize someone for a long time!" Tang Nianyin felt refreshed and put his hands on his hips.

In fact, Tang Nianyin is very grateful to Wang Juan now. This time he indulged in a confrontation with Wang Juan, which unknowingly solved the knot in Tang Nianyin's heart. Even the grievances and distracting thoughts accumulated in Tang Nianyin's past and present lives due to his identity were also cleared away. .

"You must have cheated. You didn't think twice when replying." Wang Juan said angrily.

"The cheats I did with my strength, physical cheats are the most deadly." By the way, is Godhead considered a physical cheat?

"Are you really cheating? Don't you follow martial ethics?" Wang Juan was furious.

"Sir! Times have changed. What era are we in! Are you still talking about martial arts with me?" Tang Nianyin said disdainfully.

"Okay! Just say a few words to each other, and you won't feel tired after arguing for so long. Come, drink some tea and rest your breath!" Yue Guan looked at the two women with big eyes and small eyes in a funny way.

Yue Guan's eyes were opened today. I didn't expect that you could be so hurtful to others, and you didn't have to curse people without using curse words.

Um!I have decided that if I quarrel with others in the future, I will just close the door and let Nian Yin go.As he thought about it, the smile on Yue Guan's face became weird.

Tang Nianyin looked at Yueguan suspiciously, always feeling that this guy was thinking of something rude.

Wang Juan took the tea cup that Yueguan sent through the air with her soul power, tested the temperature and drank it in one gulp.

"What are you going to do with me?" Wang Juan sat down calmly.

"Aren't you afraid?" Tang Nianyin looked at Wang Juan in surprise.

Wang Juan shrugged indifferently, looking a little depressed, "Anyway, if you don't deal with me, I can only live for two and a half days."

"Because the mission failed?" Tang Nianyin was a little silent.

"Yes! My golden finger is selective, but it is different from those novels. Mine gives out rewards first, and then chooses the reward before matching the task." Wang Juan shook her head bitterly.

"Mission? What is your mission?" Yueguan was a little curious about the golden finger in Wang Juan's mouth.

Wang Juan looked at Yueguan calmly, "My mission is to kill you."

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