Konoha Task Maniac

"test?"

Naruto suddenly became excited when he heard that Kong Ming was going to test him.

In his opinion, as long as he passes the test, he can get help from Kong Ming and become as popular with girls as Sasuke.

As for failing the test, single-cell organisms will not consider it.

"As for whether you look handsome or not, we don't need to conduct tests. After all, everyone has different aesthetics and will get different results. If you think you are a handsome guy, then you are a handsome guy."

Naruto nodded, agreeing with Kong Ming's words.

It's just recognition. Naruto always felt that there was something wrong in this sentence, but he couldn't detect what was wrong. This feeling made him very awkward.

Kong Ming ignored Naruto who felt awkward and continued: "There is no need to test your strength."

"Huh? Don't you need to test your strength?"

Naruto reluctantly agreed that there was no need to test appearance as a matter of appearance, because he felt that what Kong Ming said made sense. Everyone's aesthetics were different, and the results they obtained were different.

If that's the case, why do we still need to test looks?

Anyway, I just know I'm handsome.

If it's just about strength, why don't you need to test it?

Different from aesthetics, wouldn't it be clear who is strong and who is weak in a fight?

There simply are no multiple answers.

Facing Naruto's doubts, Kong Ming asked directly: "Who can you beat in the class?"

After saying this, Naruto immediately became happy.

"That's too much, I'm telling you..."

Halfway through his words, Naruto, who was still looking happy, immediately became hesitant and speechless.

Kong Ming didn't let him go. Since it was Naruto's own insistence, he had to break the casserole and get to the bottom of it.

"So, who can you beat?"

"Well... I'm very strong anyway, yes, I'm very strong."

In the end, Naruto was asked by Kong Ming and had no choice but to pretend that he was strong.

You ask me where I am strong?

I won’t tell you, I’m just strong anyway.

Shaking his head, Naruto had already cheated, so there was no need for Kong Ming to catch him.

"You don't need to test your appearance and strength. Everyone knows this. What we want to test now is whether you are smart enough."

As soon as Kong Ming finished speaking, Naruto changed from a hesitant expression to an excited look. No one else had this face-changing technique.

"Humph, my mind is definitely very smart. I can answer any question you ask."

"is it?"

"Of course, you can just ask."

Seeing Naruto's confident look, Kong Ming smiled slightly and asked some questions that he would never have been able to ask without suffering from cerebral thrombosis for ten years.

Kong Ming: "The first question is, may I ask the first person to drink milk, what did he do to the cow?"

Naruto: "...how should I know."

Kong Ming: "Second question, can I feel full after taking Jianweixiaoshi tablets?"

Naruto: "...I haven't eaten yet, how do I know if I'm full."

Kong Ming: "The third question, is a fight between pregnant women considered a group fight?"

Naruto: "...What kind of problem are you talking about."

"Just tell me whether it counts."

"Well...it should be counted. The baby and the mother in her arms should be considered two people."

Kong Ming: "Question 4, is infertility hereditary?"

Naruto: "...Kong Ming-senpai, I'm just a child, would it be inappropriate to ask such a question?"

Kong Ming: →_→

......

"Question 10: Can rat poison still kill rats if it expires?"

Naruto:"......"

"Look, there are ten questions in total, and you didn't answer any of them correctly. Doesn't that explain the problem?"

"I......"

At the beginning of the test, Naruto looked very excited and confident.

After asking the ten questions, Naruto burst into tears on the spot.

"It turns out I'm not a smart person..."〒▽〒

Looking at Naruto who was crying and running away from the classroom, Kong Ming shrugged and said nothing.

Rather than letting Naruto have those unrealistic fantasies, it would be better for him to face this cruel reality.

Some people may say that you are asking all these messed up questions, why don’t you ask some normal questions.

With all due respect to Kong Ming, Naruto probably wouldn't be able to answer even some normal questions.

It can be seen from the original work that this guy either sleeps or skips class during class.

If some weird questions arise, Naruto may be able to use his strange brain circuits to deceive them.

If there were a question with a clear answer like a math problem, he wouldn't even have a chance to be fooled.

Unfortunately, Naruto did not see Kong Ming's good intentions.

All he knew was that this guy Kong Ming was so bad that he actually asked him some questions that were not taught in class, and he couldn't even answer a single question.

Kong Ming: Do you really know what was taught in class?

Naruto: I won’t listen, I won’t listen!

......

Fifth grade, among the teachers in Naruto's class.

When Naruto returned to the classroom with a tearful look, he immediately attracted the attention of most of his classmates.

However, none of them had any intention of asking. Only Choji leaned over while eating snacks and asked curiously: "What's wrong Naruto."

"Chouji...it turns out I'm an idiot."

Upon hearing this, Shikamaru, who came with Choji, nodded and replied: "I didn't expect you to be quite self-aware."

Choji and Shikamaru are two of Naruto's few friends.

Naruto originally thought that these two people would comfort him, but unexpectedly, he was laughed at by Shikamaru.

"Shikamaru...you..." (t▽t)

"Forget it, let's talk about what's going on."

Based on his understanding of Naruto, it would be very difficult for him to admit that he was a fool.

Ridicule was ridicule, as a friend, Shikamaru still wanted to know what happened that made Naruto realize this.

"This is what happened..."

Push it, push it, push it...

Naruto repeated what Kong Ming said and the questions he just asked, and said that he didn't even answer a single question.

"...So you feel like a fool just because you didn't answer these weird questions?"

"Yes."

Holding his forehead with one hand, Shikamaru felt that there was no doubt that Naruto was an idiot, but Kong Ming, who could ask these questions, didn't seem to be a smart person.

Kong Ming: Thank you, I was offended.

"Naruto, do you want revenge?"

"Huh? What revenge?"

Naruto was confused by Shikamaru's question. He was always kind to others, so how could he have any enemies?

"Since you don't have this idea, forget it."

Originally, Shikamaru wanted Naruto to question Kong Ming.

There is no reason why you can ask Naruto these weird questions, but you can't let Naruto ask you some weird questions.

He had already thought about the problem for Naruto. Can a walnut caught in a door still replenish his brain?

Questions such as can pork kidneys with kidney deficiency still nourish the kidneys?

It's a weird question, like who doesn't know it?

Unfortunately, Naruto didn't have that idea, and Shikamaru, who found it troublesome, stopped persuading him.