Konoha Task Maniac

[I'm so fucking drunk. How enthusiastic is my mother about spanking her children? 】

Kong Ming made a cross in his heart regarding Mei Ya's unreliable method of revenge.

In a year or two, he might have grown to the level of a jounin or even a shadow.

When the time comes, wouldn't it be good to beat Akai himself? Why do you have to beat his children?

Originally, Kong Ming wanted to let Meiyou find Akai to fight against him.

According to Akai's character, it would be impossible for him to take action when facing his former boss's wife.

Meiya probably won't do anything, after all, he can't fight.

However, if you can't beat someone, you can't beat them. You should still be able to curse people with your mouth.

If you can't attack the body physically, then torture it mentally.

However, Kong Ming really didn't dare to say Akai's name due to Mei Ya's bizarre way of revenge.

It’s not a matter of deep hatred, why bother ‘persecuting’ others so much.

"So... who is the person who hit you? If you don't tell me, then I will beat you."

Maybe in Mei Ya's mind, spanking someone else's child is not a spanking, and it might be easier to spank her own child.

This is also the fault of Kong Ming himself, who blindly and randomly raised the fire, and brought out all the fire in Mei Ya.

In this case, if Mei Ya doesn't get the answer she wants, she will have no choice but to attack Kong Ming.

Helplessly, in order to avoid being beaten, Kong Ming had no choice but to say: "...It's dad's former subordinate, Konoha Jonin, Metkai."

"..."

Mei Ya didn't reply, Kong Ming didn't continue talking, and the two of them were silent for a while.

After waiting for a long time, just when Kong Ming couldn't stand the silent atmosphere and wanted to speak, Mei Ya took the lead and said: "...Son, go buy me a bottle of soy sauce. Is there no soy sauce at home?"

Kong Ming:? ? ?

"Mom, aren't you going to take revenge on the other party?"

"Revenge? What revenge? Did you say anything just now?"

"..."

At this moment, Kong Ming felt that he had lost his memory. He obviously said so much just now, and Mei Ya also announced his revenge plan. How come he didn't say anything at all?

After thinking about it for a while, Kong Ming seemed to have come to some understanding.

Looking at Mei Ya who was about to go back to the room to get the money, Kong Ming asked slightly cautiously: "Mom, are you afraid of Kaijounin?"

'Boom! '

An iron fist of love hit Kong Ming directly on the head, causing him to use the "crouching on defense" that he hadn't seen in a long time.

"You brat, originally I wanted to save some face for you, but now that you've said it all, can you tell me why Akai beats you up!"

"Mom, this script is wrong. Your son and I were beaten until my face was swollen. Instead of holding the other party accountable, you were so cruel to me... Hey, hey, I'm so wronged."

After soothing the pain on his head, Kong Ming showed an aggrieved look and wanted to "get over it". After all, Akai's reason for beating him was quite appropriate.

First of all, giving alcoholic beverages to minors is a very good reason.

What's more, this minor is Akai's disciple.

To put it more seriously, this can be regarded as interfering with other people's teaching of disciples.

In ancient China, if someone dared to do this, they deserved to be beaten to death by someone else's master.

The master-disciple rules in Naruto are not that cruel, and Kong Ming and Akai are also acquaintances, so this is just a small lesson.

If you really want to tell what happened, Kong Ming won't be able to run away if you don't say anything else.

Moreover, Kong Ming couldn't tell where to buy the drinks.

Could it be that he still dared to say that he bought it after using the transformation technique to become an adult?

Did the co-author of the transformation technique taught at the ninja school ask him to do this?

Well...he probably won't be able to escape after the second hit.

Therefore, the story of being beaten by Akai must not be told.

"How dare you pretend to be wronged? I'm going to teach you a lesson today, you weirdo."

It's a pity that Kong Mining is not as good as God.

Did he think he wouldn't be beaten if he didn't tell the reason?

Nohara Miya told him the truth directly. If she wanted to beat him, she could do it for any reason.

"You don't know what kind of character Akai is, don't I? I must have a reason for him to beat you, and you can't explain it yourself. It is conceivable that this beating is you ask for it."

I don't know why, but Kong Ming felt that his mother seemed very excited at this moment?

Just when he was thinking about why his mother was so excited, Mei Ya beside him was not idle either.

While she was physically torturing Kong Ming, she continued with a smile: "You just wanted to provoke me to deal with Akai. In your eyes, am I so stupid?"

"No, Mom, I don't think you are stupid."

"You still dare to lie to me?"

"Uh... Then I admit to the head office, right?"

"Okay, you really think I'm an idiot, begging for a beating!"

Kong Ming: (?Benefit?)

How can I avoid being beaten by my mother?

Waiting online, very anxious!

......

The next day, the autumn air was crisp and the wind was gentle and sunny.

On such a beautiful day, Kong Ming's mood was not very beautiful.

Nonsense, after being beaten up by my mother Mei Ya yesterday, I finally managed to wait until my father Hiroshi came home.

Kong Ming thought his father would scold his mother.

But the result was that after asking for the reason, Guangzhi also carried out a "love education" action.

Maybe it was because the beating just now wasn't enough, or maybe he had regained some strength.

After seeing Guangzhi take action, Mei Ya also joined in.

The couple's mixed doubles match lasted for a long time, until they had enough fun and finally let Kong Ming go.

Yes, just playing.

Neither husband nor wife made a fatal move, and the strength of their moves was very measured, allowing Kong Ming to feel the pain without causing him any injury.

During this 'torture'-like process, Kong Ming understood that they just wanted to find a reason to beat him up. As for the reason, it didn't matter.

The 'silly' Kong Ming also took the initiative to give them a reason, which gave them more confidence to start beating them.

The physical damage was not great, but the mental devastation was quite a bit.

What’s going on in this world? Can we still retain trust between people?

Wouldn't it be better to be more sincere and less clichéd?

Nohara Miya: Who tricked me first?

Nohara Kongming: I don’t know, it’s not me anyway.

Nohara Miya: Stare~(ΘwΘ)

"Kong Ming, you don't look energetic today."

At the door of the Hokage's office building, Yui looked at the listless Kong Ming with a little worry.

"It's okay Yui, don't worry about me."

Kong Ming's recovery ability and the ointment at home made it possible for his swollen cheek to recover from Akai's injuries in just one night.

Now Yui doesn't know if he was beaten yesterday or by his parents' mixed doubles.

It's better not to let anyone know about such embarrassing things.

Konoha Task Maniac