Hogwarts Wandering Wizard

During lunch, Eric met other Gryffindor students. To his surprise, the Gryffindor students did not show that they were too tired. Instead, they chatted with each other in high spirits, with faces on their faces. There was a happy smile on his face.

On the Ravenclaw side, everyone was crestfallen and frowning, as if they had collectively suffered a defeat, and there was silence.

Eric sat across from Jimmy in confusion. After asking several times, Eric finally found out the reason from him who was laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe.

How could Gryffindor students suffer so honestly in collective labor? The senior students took advantage of the fact that the Ravenclaw students were not paying attention and sprinkled more than 70 large dung eggs on the third floor. Turning the third floor into a hell on earth.

And when the Ravenclaw students wanted to retaliate in kind, they were caught by Professor Flitwick who "happened by" and gave the copy directly to Gryffindor, but the Ravenclaws threw it all away. The fifth floor of the Big Shit Egg was divided among the Ravenclaw students. In other words, today Gryffindor only needs to clean the three floors six, seven and eight, while the Ravenclaw students need to clean the remaining five floors. floor and have to clean it before dinner.

After hearing the news, Eric was speechless. He held it in for a long time before giving a thumbs up.

Okay, that's very Gryffindor.

Looking around, he didn't see Lee Jordan's black face. Eric guessed that the content of their confinement might be different. After all, Filch wouldn't be so humane as to let them back to eat.

As a result, when he was about to finish eating, he finally saw Lee Jordan being carried into the auditorium by Jack and Barry.

It's just that this guy's walking posture is a bit weird. Others walk like a 1, but he walks like a big...

"what happened to you?"

When he got closer, Eric noticed that his face was ugly and his eyes were swollen, as if he was exhausted.

Just as he was about to continue speaking, he suddenly smelled a foul smell, which was exactly what came from Lee Jordan.The surrounding Gryffindor students also wrinkled their noses, put away their smiles, and moved aside.

"Don't mention it~" Jordan lamented with a pale face, grabbed Jimmy's collar next to him, and shook it desperately: "It's you, it's you who desperately asked me to eat in the morning, do you know what I went to do, damn it Filch asked me and that bastard Davis to clean the owl loft."

Hearing Jordan's words, the seniors beside him suddenly showed expressions of sympathy on their faces. They all had strange expressions on their faces, as if they were suppressing laughter, covering their mouths and lowering their heads.Only Jimmy spread his hands with an innocent face: "Um, what happened to the Owlery?"

"Shit, you know what, it's all shit!" Jordan looked collapsed, shaking Jimmy's collar back and forth excitedly: "If I hadn't listened to you this morning, I was the first thing in the damn Owlery. It just emptied my stomach, and I still have a sour feeling in my throat. And I have to smell those damn bird excrements all day today, do you smell it on me? , I feel like I jumped into the toilet now."

"This word is not very accurate. I think it would be better to use it instead."

Eric pinched his nose and couldn't help laughing.

His words and laughter were like sparks jumping into the oil field. The surrounding Gryffindor students could no longer hold back, and all of them leaned forward and laughed.

Roger Davis also ran in dejectedly at this time. He was treated the same as Lee Jordan before. After he passed by, the Ravenclaw students all backed away, covered their noses and changed seats. , even the Hufflepuff students behind him couldn't help but raise their eyebrows.

Since today's collective work was the result of what he and the Gryffindor couple did, the students in the Eagle Academy were already angry with him. Now that they saw him smelling bad again, the Ravenclaws The students' faces became even more impatient, and they all snorted and left the auditorium.

……

By about two o'clock in the afternoon, all the pus from the Babo tuber had been squeezed out. Eric took off his gloves, used the wand to summon all the bottles to the car, took out the parchment and started writing a letter to Karl.

At noon, he made a special trip back to his dormitory and took out all the newspapers from the past two days. He was surprised to find that the writer of yesterday's newspaper was actually the legendary Rita Skeeter. No wonder he saw it in the morning When reading the Daily Prophet today, I felt that there was a big difference in the writing style between the two days.

Rita's style of writing is that she likes to exaggerate and add her own imagination, or rumors, to incite readers' emotions.Under normal circumstances, he would not like to deal with such a guy, but in the current situation, this woman is exactly what he needs.

Because throughout Harper's history, this woman seems to have always had a malice towards people in the magical world, especially the Ministry of Magic. She has never let go of any opportunity to cause trouble to the Ministry of Magic.Even when Dumbledore was alive, Rita had the guts to write about him as an old lunatic in the newspapers.

Especially since he also knows a weakness in Rita Skeeter, such a gunman is perfect.

Go up to the army and attack the plan, divide it and turn it into something.

Coming from the 21st century, although he usually doesn't like to watch the news, he still knows a lot about public opinion wars. After all, he often eats on Weibo and has learned a rough idea of ​​the basic operations.

The two old men Dumbledore found are the best witnesses to exonerate him. Let Carl get in touch with them. If possible, if you can invite even one of them to say a few good words for him, today's vicious consequences will be slowed down. few.

The Daily Prophet is said to have existed for 200 years. For such a newspaper company, the interests of the sponsors behind the scenes must be very complicated. There is only one editor-in-chief, but what about the deputy editor?

Even if he can't get the headlines, even if it's in other sections, as long as he can get someone to nod and let Rita's whitewashed manuscript be published...

Besides, the Ministry of Magic targeted him in the Headmaster's Office, and Mrs. Bones also recorded those conversations.By the way, there is also Barty Crouch, who can completely reveal the details of his inaction, because his laziness on Monday allowed the murderer in the Forbidden Forest to hurt people again...

As Eric said, when people watch the excitement, they don't care about the truth. What they want to know is just the "truth" they want to know.

For wizards in the wizarding world, the most enjoyable thing to hear is that the Ministry of Magic made a fool of themselves again today.

This was what he heard from a senior in the lounge after attending Hogwarts. Coincidentally, his parents both worked at the Prophet.

Eric wrote down his plan to Karl in a letter paper, and elaborated on the specific situation of the day. After thinking about it carefully, he was afraid that Karl would be out of touch when he completed the plan, so he wrote another one. A similar letter, but addressed to Catherine.

Eric promised that the letter never mentioned what happened to Carl back then. It only exaggerated the difficulties the Ministry of Magic made to him yesterday, and vaguely implicated these things in the Davis family. At the same time, he used a man who was hurt inside The voice of a child, seeking comfort from its mother.

After folding the letter and stuffing it into the envelope, Eric got up and went to find Professor Sprout.I was muttering in my heart, this wave, this wave is a gentleman's revenge that does not last overnight.

……

Night falls

In a villa in Windsor Gardens in Paddington, London, Carl is comforting his unhappy wife.

They came back from the Burrow in the afternoon, and they saw the Daily Prophet from the past two days, especially today's article, which made the two of them very angry.

But Karl quickly calmed down and looked at the angry wife beside him, trying to get her out of her anger.

"Dear, don't be angry. Isn't it always like this at the Daily Prophet? Nonsense is completely commonplace for them. Think about me. There have been very few articles disparaging me in newspapers in the past few years. I am also very supportive. Are you coming?"

But Karl's consolation was of no use. Catherine was still so angry that she clutched the newspaper tightly and walked back and forth in the living room: "Karl, this is different. You are an adult and your mental endurance is much stronger than Eric. He is still a child. If he is slandered by the newspaper, his classmates will alienate him. Even in our world, if a child is separated from the main body of students, he will soon be isolated as an alien and suffer campus bullying... "

Karl was speechless and shrugged: "How could the students of Hogwarts do such a thing, especially Professor McGonagall, who is famous for protecting others' shortcomings. They would not talk to Eric for a few days at most. Children forget The speed of things is much faster than that of adults...Okay, okay, don't be angry, I will definitely find a way to solve this matter and prevent my son from being subject to school violence."

Seeing Catherine's increasingly serious face, Karl couldn't help but swallowed and patted his chest to reassure himself.At this moment, Carl saw Timo's figure falling on the window sill from the corner of his eye. He immediately diverted Catherine's attention, pointed at Timo and shouted: "Honey, look, there is a letter from my son."