Hogwarts Wandering Wizard
Chapter 80 Funny mud pee
Along with the cries in the forest, several crows flew out from the forest and landed next to the boy's body. They carefully pecked his cold body with their sharp beaks several times.
Seeing that he had no reaction, several crows tilted their heads a few times, with a thoughtful look in their dark eyes. After a while, they flapped their wings and flew away in other directions.
After a long time, the boy who had been lying face down on the ground finally moved. His fingers bent and clasped the soil on the ground, and he struggled to push himself up.
"Fake, can you arrange a good place for me to land next time I travel through time?"
The young man beat his chest hard, feeling the sour and nauseating feeling in his body. He couldn't help but retched a few times: "I jumped off a cliff at the beginning, who can withstand it?"
There was no one in the forest, except for the boy's voice, talking to the air, which looked a little weird.
Eric beat his chest for a long time to calm down his breath. He felt his face was a little itchy and touched it a few times with wet hands. But when he saw the dark yellow mud on his hands, he couldn't help but cursed secretly. In one sentence, he squatted by the river and washed his face.
But just after he rinsed his face with river water, the hands holding the water suddenly stopped, staring at the reflection in the river that was constantly distorting with the water ripples.
That wasn't his face. The reflection in the water was a young man with ginger hair, wearing linen clothes with a weird shape. It looked like a sack with several slits cut out and put on him.Because he was lying on the ground just now, the clothes on his chest were still stained with dirty soil.
"System, are you there?"
Eric asked a few times in a calm tone. After seeing the system's reply from the system log, he suppressed his emotions and said slowly: "I think you should give me an explanation?"
The light curtain popped up, and the system's words slowly emerged from the light curtain: "Reporting to the host, because the system has been severely damaged before and has not yet recovered, it was unable to fully open the exit when opening the void passage, and it was unable to embody the host's body in this world. , so the host’s soul can only be instilled into the body of a child of the same age in this world. The host does not need to worry, your soul can be freed from this body after a month, or after completing the world mission.”
Eric clenched his fists and endured it for a long time. Finally, he suppressed his dissatisfaction, opened the system backpack, looked at it twice and then cursed: "What the hell is MD? Why are all the things I put in the backpack gone? "
Before traveling through the world, Eric considered that the world might be different after traveling, so he ordered a lot of robes with various functions in the past few days, and also prepared some food in case of emergencies. Even the wand was maintained. , if the time was not urgent, he would even be ready to borrow a broom from the school's broomstick room.
As a result, during this time travel, the system's backpack was completely dark. Only a few items were still in the backpack, including the wand, whispering pistol, and the Supreme Merlin Ring.
The system's subtitles flashed across his eyes again: "Sorry host, because you are soul-transported, objects and equipment not produced by the system cannot be brought into this world. If you want to get your things back, please complete the world mission as soon as possible."
"Bad system~ Are you so weak now that you can't even make a sound and can only type?" Eric looked at the system light screen and curled his lips in disdain: "Then hurry up, this world mission is again What?"
The system was silent for 3 minutes, and then slowly typed another line of text: "Sorry, host, because there is too little known information about this world, the world task cannot be triggered at the moment."
"WTF?" Eric finally couldn't help but exploded: "You've been talking to me all this time?"
"System, do you know how to say 'funny, mud, pee' in Chinese in English?"
"Yes, that's right, it's Funnymudpee!"
After turning off the system log, Eric spat with disdain.
But before he could make any move, a roar pierced the air suddenly came from behind.
His feet slipped, and his body jumped toward the grass on the left as if it were loaded with springs. He avoided the whistling sound approaching behind him, rolled over and got up, and looked warily in the direction where the sound just disappeared.
"Oh~ dear little darling, I have already seen you!"
A hoarse sound like the friction of a hacksaw sounded from the other side of the river, and a few strands of reply reached his ears. Eric picked up a short wooden stick from the ground and looked at the dark forest on the other side of the river.
He had just sensed it, and there was currently no magic power in his body.In other words, after he got the letter from Hogwarts, he had practiced magic for a month and a half, but it was of no use to the current situation.
So what are my advantages now?
Eric's head slowly calmed down, and his eyes scanned the few remaining items in the system backpack again.
A whistle sounded from the darkness far away from him, and Eric's eyes caught a gray-white thing approaching quickly in front of him.He turned his hand and took out something from his backpack. When the whistling sound approached again, he threw it forward and jumped to the side. He waved the short wooden stick in his hand as if he was hitting a baseball. .
With a loud "bang" sound, the wooden stick swung 120 degrees and accurately hit a soft object, directly knocking the flying gray-white object to the ground, leaving only a dead branch and still sprinting forward. About five meters later, he fell to the ground, splashing a handful of dirt.
Eric stood firm after landing, holding the wooden stick towards the object he had just hit that was lying on the ground, and slowly approached it. Under the influence of fluorescent powder, he finally saw its appearance clearly, and frowned in disgust. He frowned.
Lying on the ground was a tall and old man with very thin hair and wearing a gray and white shabby robe. It could be initially judged that he was a woman.Her neck looks very slender, but a little twisted. Even if she is lying on her side on the ground, it can be seen that her neck is tilted forward.
Her skin was weird, like porcelain full of cracks and wrinkles. Under the fluorescent powder, it looked like a wrinkled toad.
The old man on the ground struggled and opened his eyes suddenly.She didn't see any movement, her body seemed to be suspended by invisible ropes, and she stood up with a sudden sound.
She glanced sideways at her drooping right arm, which had just been broken by Eric. She raised her head and showed a ferocious smile to the boy holding the wooden stick in front of her: "Oh, my little darling, you actually dare to resist me. .”
"Click click~ click click~"
Several sounds of joint dislocation sounded from her drooping right arm. With the sound, her right arm waved a few times as if convulsed. When the sound ended, her arm that was drooping just now returned to its previous flexibility. .
Wiping her hands on her body, the old man saw the glowing powder sticking to her hands, grinned, put his fingers into his mouth and licked them.Then he showed his black, yellow and green teeth to Eric in the moonlight: "Is this your candy? It tastes delicious."
Eric couldn't help but cover his mouth and suppress the turmoil in his stomach.
It's so disgusting, I can't bear to look at it.
It's fine if it's a cute girl doing this, but the key is that an old and disgusting-looking old witch is licking your fingers and posing...
vomit~
He finally couldn't help it, turned his head and retched at the root of the tree next to him.
Brothers, if nothing else, please put your disgust in this chapter...
When the old man saw his actions, an angry expression suddenly appeared on his face, and he screamed fiercely: "Damn you rude boy, I'm going to skin you off."
A wand with a luminous stone suddenly appeared in her hand. She held the ball with both hands and dunked it on Eric like a slam dunk.
Following her movements, there was a swishing sound in the woods. A dozen rocks of different sizes rose into the air, drew an arc from the air, and hit Eric who was holding the tree.
Seeing that he had no reaction, several crows tilted their heads a few times, with a thoughtful look in their dark eyes. After a while, they flapped their wings and flew away in other directions.
After a long time, the boy who had been lying face down on the ground finally moved. His fingers bent and clasped the soil on the ground, and he struggled to push himself up.
"Fake, can you arrange a good place for me to land next time I travel through time?"
The young man beat his chest hard, feeling the sour and nauseating feeling in his body. He couldn't help but retched a few times: "I jumped off a cliff at the beginning, who can withstand it?"
There was no one in the forest, except for the boy's voice, talking to the air, which looked a little weird.
Eric beat his chest for a long time to calm down his breath. He felt his face was a little itchy and touched it a few times with wet hands. But when he saw the dark yellow mud on his hands, he couldn't help but cursed secretly. In one sentence, he squatted by the river and washed his face.
But just after he rinsed his face with river water, the hands holding the water suddenly stopped, staring at the reflection in the river that was constantly distorting with the water ripples.
That wasn't his face. The reflection in the water was a young man with ginger hair, wearing linen clothes with a weird shape. It looked like a sack with several slits cut out and put on him.Because he was lying on the ground just now, the clothes on his chest were still stained with dirty soil.
"System, are you there?"
Eric asked a few times in a calm tone. After seeing the system's reply from the system log, he suppressed his emotions and said slowly: "I think you should give me an explanation?"
The light curtain popped up, and the system's words slowly emerged from the light curtain: "Reporting to the host, because the system has been severely damaged before and has not yet recovered, it was unable to fully open the exit when opening the void passage, and it was unable to embody the host's body in this world. , so the host’s soul can only be instilled into the body of a child of the same age in this world. The host does not need to worry, your soul can be freed from this body after a month, or after completing the world mission.”
Eric clenched his fists and endured it for a long time. Finally, he suppressed his dissatisfaction, opened the system backpack, looked at it twice and then cursed: "What the hell is MD? Why are all the things I put in the backpack gone? "
Before traveling through the world, Eric considered that the world might be different after traveling, so he ordered a lot of robes with various functions in the past few days, and also prepared some food in case of emergencies. Even the wand was maintained. , if the time was not urgent, he would even be ready to borrow a broom from the school's broomstick room.
As a result, during this time travel, the system's backpack was completely dark. Only a few items were still in the backpack, including the wand, whispering pistol, and the Supreme Merlin Ring.
The system's subtitles flashed across his eyes again: "Sorry host, because you are soul-transported, objects and equipment not produced by the system cannot be brought into this world. If you want to get your things back, please complete the world mission as soon as possible."
"Bad system~ Are you so weak now that you can't even make a sound and can only type?" Eric looked at the system light screen and curled his lips in disdain: "Then hurry up, this world mission is again What?"
The system was silent for 3 minutes, and then slowly typed another line of text: "Sorry, host, because there is too little known information about this world, the world task cannot be triggered at the moment."
"WTF?" Eric finally couldn't help but exploded: "You've been talking to me all this time?"
"System, do you know how to say 'funny, mud, pee' in Chinese in English?"
"Yes, that's right, it's Funnymudpee!"
After turning off the system log, Eric spat with disdain.
But before he could make any move, a roar pierced the air suddenly came from behind.
His feet slipped, and his body jumped toward the grass on the left as if it were loaded with springs. He avoided the whistling sound approaching behind him, rolled over and got up, and looked warily in the direction where the sound just disappeared.
"Oh~ dear little darling, I have already seen you!"
A hoarse sound like the friction of a hacksaw sounded from the other side of the river, and a few strands of reply reached his ears. Eric picked up a short wooden stick from the ground and looked at the dark forest on the other side of the river.
He had just sensed it, and there was currently no magic power in his body.In other words, after he got the letter from Hogwarts, he had practiced magic for a month and a half, but it was of no use to the current situation.
So what are my advantages now?
Eric's head slowly calmed down, and his eyes scanned the few remaining items in the system backpack again.
A whistle sounded from the darkness far away from him, and Eric's eyes caught a gray-white thing approaching quickly in front of him.He turned his hand and took out something from his backpack. When the whistling sound approached again, he threw it forward and jumped to the side. He waved the short wooden stick in his hand as if he was hitting a baseball. .
With a loud "bang" sound, the wooden stick swung 120 degrees and accurately hit a soft object, directly knocking the flying gray-white object to the ground, leaving only a dead branch and still sprinting forward. About five meters later, he fell to the ground, splashing a handful of dirt.
Eric stood firm after landing, holding the wooden stick towards the object he had just hit that was lying on the ground, and slowly approached it. Under the influence of fluorescent powder, he finally saw its appearance clearly, and frowned in disgust. He frowned.
Lying on the ground was a tall and old man with very thin hair and wearing a gray and white shabby robe. It could be initially judged that he was a woman.Her neck looks very slender, but a little twisted. Even if she is lying on her side on the ground, it can be seen that her neck is tilted forward.
Her skin was weird, like porcelain full of cracks and wrinkles. Under the fluorescent powder, it looked like a wrinkled toad.
The old man on the ground struggled and opened his eyes suddenly.She didn't see any movement, her body seemed to be suspended by invisible ropes, and she stood up with a sudden sound.
She glanced sideways at her drooping right arm, which had just been broken by Eric. She raised her head and showed a ferocious smile to the boy holding the wooden stick in front of her: "Oh, my little darling, you actually dare to resist me. .”
"Click click~ click click~"
Several sounds of joint dislocation sounded from her drooping right arm. With the sound, her right arm waved a few times as if convulsed. When the sound ended, her arm that was drooping just now returned to its previous flexibility. .
Wiping her hands on her body, the old man saw the glowing powder sticking to her hands, grinned, put his fingers into his mouth and licked them.Then he showed his black, yellow and green teeth to Eric in the moonlight: "Is this your candy? It tastes delicious."
Eric couldn't help but cover his mouth and suppress the turmoil in his stomach.
It's so disgusting, I can't bear to look at it.
It's fine if it's a cute girl doing this, but the key is that an old and disgusting-looking old witch is licking your fingers and posing...
vomit~
He finally couldn't help it, turned his head and retched at the root of the tree next to him.
Brothers, if nothing else, please put your disgust in this chapter...
When the old man saw his actions, an angry expression suddenly appeared on his face, and he screamed fiercely: "Damn you rude boy, I'm going to skin you off."
A wand with a luminous stone suddenly appeared in her hand. She held the ball with both hands and dunked it on Eric like a slam dunk.
Following her movements, there was a swishing sound in the woods. A dozen rocks of different sizes rose into the air, drew an arc from the air, and hit Eric who was holding the tree.
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