Konoha Ace Spy

"Old man, my grandma is not at home, come back another day!"

Hearing someone ringing the doorbell outside, Li Wanji came out curiously and opened the door, and found that it was an old man he didn't know, but he looked familiar, he should have seen him before.

After speaking, Li Wanji closed the door. He is now devoting himself to comprehend the research data of interstitial cells, so it is not appropriate to be distracted.

Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was rejected, was silent, and after a while, he raised his hand to ring the doorbell again.

"Old man, I told you that my grandma is not at home. If you are in a hurry, you can go to Zuixianlou to have a look. Grandma usually takes turns managing the accounts with my grandma."

Li Wanji was a little impatient when he opened the door again.

After all, he has already comprehended a key point in the research data of intercolumnar cells, and it is really not appropriate to be distracted.

"You don't know the old man?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi asked, feeling very puzzled.

He didn't think that Li Wanji was lying, after all he still had this vision, as for Li Wanji's acting skills could fool him, it was impossible at all.

It's just that he didn't understand that this kid analyzed himself so thoroughly at the beginning, how could he not know himself?

And he is the third generation of Hokage, the most famous person in Konoha, and he has only abdicated for such a short time now, why is he not recognized?

"It looks familiar. If you want to find my grandma, go to Zuixianlou!"

After looking at the old man outside the door, Li Wanji didn't bother to think too much, he didn't want to interfere with the affairs of the elders, even if his grandmother found a wife and came back now, he would have no objection.

After all, the elderly need more care and companionship.

"The old man didn't come to find your grandma."

The old face was a little dark, and Sandai Hokage explained that he didn't want to have any scandals with an old lady he didn't know.

"Oh! I'm sorry, so you came to see my grandmother. I made a mistake. You are my grandmother's wife. Please come in and sit down!"

Li Wanji suddenly realized, and hurriedly invited the other party to come in and sit down.

He had heard from his mother that he wanted to find a wife to accompany his grandmother, and it seemed that this was the old man.

Not to mention, although the old man is a bit short in stature, it can be vaguely seen from his face that he must have been a handsome guy when he was young, and his mother and grandma have good eyesight!

"Hahaha... If Mrs. Biwako knows that Sarutobi-sensei is having an affair behind her back, I'm afraid there will be a big mess!"

Zirai from Hokage's office also burst out laughing, covering his belly and laughing, it was so funny.

Even Tsunade Hime, who had a serious face before, couldn't help laughing.

Namikaze Minato was quite embarrassed, after all, he was the youngest here, and he was the one who asked the Third Hokage to help with this matter, so he is also responsible for making such a joke now.

Looking at the player on the table, Minato Namikaze hesitated whether to turn it off.

The technique of looking at glasses can only transmit a simple picture, so when the third Hokage left, he took a bug from Anbu's hand and put it on his body, and then transmitted the voice for them.

I just didn't expect it to be so embarrassing at the beginning.

In fact, it’s no wonder that Li Wanji didn’t recognize the third Hokage Hiruzaru Sarutobi. When he was in the ninja school, the third hokage was in his prime, and the photos hanging in the ninja school were also young, and he was wearing a Hokage hat and a Hokage god. Robe, handsome in a mess.

But now Hiruzaru Sarutobi is wearing casual clothes, his thick black hair has turned gray, his figure has become a bit stooped, and there are many wrinkles on his face, the change is too great.

Coupled with the fact that Li Wanji has been wandering on the Water Country front for the past few years, and only came back some time ago, it is also reasonable to recognize Hiruza Sarutobi who appeared there.

So this time Sarutobi Hiruza is embarrassed, neither is it explained, nor is it not explained, otherwise, wouldn't it be even more embarrassing once he said that he is the third Hokage?

In the end, Hiruzaru Sarutobi showed a tacit expression. Anyway, this time he just came to confirm whether Li Wanji was secretly in love with Kushina Uzumaki, and it didn't matter what identity he used.

And the identity of his grandmother and wife might be more useful, and as a ninja, he must endure what ordinary people can't bear, and now these are nothing at all.

Following Li Wanji's lead, Hiruzaru Sarutobi came to the living room, and Li Wanji made a cup of hot tea for him.

"Wanji, have you heard all the rumors recently?"

Sarutobi Hiruza was too lazy to chat with Li Wanji, and asked straight to the point.

After all, he was the one who told his old partner to make those rumors. He knew the truth, and this visit was just a formality.

Of course, it would be even better if it can be confirmed that this kid is really in love with Uzumaki Kushina.

"Rumours? What rumors? I haven't been out for a few days. Is there any big news in the village?"

Li Wanji was puzzled, he really didn't know about the rumors, he had been devoting himself to studying the research materials of interstitial cells these days, and even the meals were brought back by his grandmother and grandmother in turn.

I really don't know what's going on outside.

"Haven't you ever gone out?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi frowned, but he didn't expect this, no wonder this kid has been so calm these few days, after all, no matter how big the rumors are, it's useless if people don't go out to hear them.

"Recently there have been some harsh and taboo rumors. Your existence has affected the husband and wife relationship of the fourth generation of Hokage. The old man thinks that you should leave the village and go outside to relax during this period of time. Come back when the turmoil calms down. ..."

Seriously, he gave a brief explanation, and even Hiruzaru Sarutobi seemed to be kind enough to suggest that Li Wanji leave Konoha to avoid the limelight.

It's just that Li Wanji's startled and angry voice interrupted him before he finished speaking, and he even directly attacked the case.

"Are you kidding me! Although Namikaze Minato looks very girly, she is not really a woman, how could I have sex with him?

Although my name is Li Wanji, I am not gay!

This is an insult to my personality, tramples on my dignity, and what is even more hateful is that it even distorts my sexual orientation.

If this gets out, how can I find my wife in the future?

and many more……"

Speaking of this, Li Wanji seemed to have thought of something, and his complexion suddenly became ugly.

"I don't have a problem with myself, but the one who has a problem is that sissy Namikaze Minato, right?

Damn, I knew that sissy's sexual orientation would be problematic, but I didn't expect it to be a man and woman.

But he is Hokage, how should I refuse?

Depend on!Retire, you have to retire quickly.

No way, the retirement must be signed by that sissy Namikaze Minato, he is the current Hokage, there is no way to avoid this hurdle..."

At this moment Li Wanji is broken, God is sorry, he made a lot of determination to take the risk of being involved in the maelstrom of Konoha reform, and wanted to help Namikaze Minato, but who would have thought that guy would be so kind and revengeful? Son of man!

Wait, it doesn't necessarily mean repaying kindness, maybe Namikaze Minato's guy regards making a base as a kind of repaying kindness, and wants to repay him with a promise of his body!

It's just that he would rather not have this kind of ghostly way of repaying gratitude.

I only heard that good-looking women are a disaster for women, but I didn't expect the same for men. Is it a mistake to be masculine and heroic?

And listening to Li Wanji's thoughtful words, and looking at the other party's anxious look walking around, Hiruzaru Sarutobi fell into deep thought, not understanding why the style of painting suddenly became like this when he was fine before Ghost?

"Hahaha... Minato, so you are a man and woman! I laughed so hard, haha..."

Jiraiya at Hokage's office squatted down laughing directly, his stomach cramped from laughing, while Minakame had a bitter and gloomy expression on his face.

Although he claims to be the most perfect ninja, and the biggest characteristic of a ninja is to endure what ordinary people can't bear, but he can't hold back when he is suspected of his sexual orientation.

Not to mention that good-for-nothing Xia Nin is still talking about a sissy, how can he bear it?

Whirlpool Jiu Xinnai also had a smile on her lips. She had been at the same table with Li Wanji for six years and was a teammate for three years. She knew that Li Wanji's brain circuit was different from that of ordinary people. Go to a place where people are speechless.

"boom!"

Noticing the embarrassment of the junior and brother-in-law of Namikaze Minato, Tsunade Hime directly suppressed the hilarious Jiraiya with a punch.

At this time, her face was also very ugly. If this word got out, their Hokage family and Konoha would definitely become the laughing stock of the entire ninja world. It is even more serious than the scandal between Li Wanji and Mrs. Uzumaki Kushina now. bad.

At this moment, the door of the office was pushed open, and a cruel man with a bandaged right eye walked in. It was the Shimura Danzo who was known as Shinobi.

When he received a report from his subordinates, he immediately put down everything in his hands and rushed over. It was not easy for him to show up to stop Hiruza Sarutobi, so he came to Hokage's office to see what was going on.

As soon as Shimura Danzo came in, the atmosphere in the office immediately became dull. After all, this Shinobi An is not easy to get along with.

Looking at the smoke left by his old partner Hiruzaru Sarutobi in the office, Shimura Danzo frowned, and reprimanded in a cold voice: "Aren't you smart enough? Don't you know that pregnant women should not be exposed to these second-hand smoke?"

As he spoke, he stepped forward to open the floor-to-ceiling windows, and even used the wind attribute chakra to accelerate the airflow in the office. After a while, the choking smoke in the office dissipated and turned into fresh air.

After finishing this, Shimura Danzo nodded gently to Uzumaki Kushina, then found a chair to sit down, and signaled Namikaze Minato and others to continue, don't pay attention to him.

This scene made Namakaze Minato and the others look at each other in blank dismay, feeling that the painting style of Shinobu no Kuroko today is quite different from before.

Uzumaki Kushina nodded politely to Shimura Danzo to express his gratitude, and had a new understanding of this previously hated Ninja Darkness.

In fact, what Namikaze Minato and others don't know is that with the completion of Wudang Jiuyang Kungfu, she not only has a sharp increase in chakra, but also has a closer fusion with Nine-Tails Chakra, possessing the kind of energy that originated from Nine-Tails. Ability to perceive good and evil.

Although the current perception range can only cover ten meters, it is also very practical.

For example, she didn't sense any malice from Shimura Danzo. Obviously, the other party obeyed the deal with Li Wanji and completely gave up the plan to take action against her.

Even if they can't become friends in the future, at least they won't become enemies. In this way, in the coming crisis, their pressure will be much less.

Thinking of this, Uzumaki Kushina felt even more guilty and distressed towards that man.

This is what that man paid for with his whole life, his own life and death, and his freedom!

And at this moment, a new change appeared in the picture in the crystal ball.

On the other side, Li Wanji walked back and forth anxiously for several times and finally came up with a solution.

"By the way, I can go to Third Hokage. Although Namikaze Minato's sissy became Fourth Hokage, he didn't have much real power in Hokage shortly after he succeeded to the throne. As long as Third Hokage agrees, Namikaze Minato can't stop it.

But what should I use to bribe the third generation to agree to retire?

I seem to have heard people say that Sandai and Jiraiya-senpai are the same breed and have the same hobbies, maybe I can write a colorful novel and bribe them in the past! "

With the sound of talking to himself, the anxiety in Li Wanji's heart gradually dissipated, and his face became more confident.

As a loyal fan of Japanese movies and literary films in his previous life, he could be said to have read countless films. He has saved several short films in his computer, making him absolutely invincible in this world.

Using it as a blueprint, there is no problem at all in writing a little literary work with color.

Moreover, the culture of the Naruto world is somewhat similar to that island country in the previous life, and the colorful novels written based on it should be very marketable.

"Ahem...the rumor is wrong, the Third Hokage is actually different from his disciple Zirai."

Embarrassed, Hiruzaru Sarutobi coughed dryly to show that he was innocent, and he was definitely not the same guy as Jiraiya.

"I know that the third generation is much smarter than Jiraiya-senpai. Jiraiya went directly to the hot spring pool of the bathhouse to peep, and the third generation sat in the office and used a crystal ball to peek at the beauty of the whole Konoha, Lolita, Yujie , wives, girls and so on are patronized, but it is much richer than Jiraiya-senpai's material."

Li Wanji nodded in agreement. Although he had never heard of this in the Hokage world, the roommate who was a Hokage fan in his previous life had mentioned it many times, and he was full of envy and jealousy towards the crystal ball of the third Hokage. hatred.

I even bought a crystal ball of the same size from the Internet and put it in the dormitory. Every night, I would get nervous facing the female dormitory opposite, trying to see the beautiful scenery on the opposite side through the crystal ball, but unfortunately I never succeeded.

However, this point impressed Li Wanji deeply, and it was also the reason why he used colorful novels to bribe the third generation of Hokage.

This made Sarutobi Hiruzen even more embarrassing. He obviously wanted to explain it, but why did he get deeper and deeper into it?

What went wrong?

Also, how does this kid know the old man so well?

Is it a secret that has been leaked since then?