My Wife's Name is Luna at Hogwarts

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When Harry and Ron arrived at the Great Hall after a long journey, the sorting ceremony was coming to an end. Harry was about to sneak in with Ron unobtrusively. Just when they were about to succeed, Harry's I accidentally caught a glimpse of the professors sitting on the high platform watching the sorting ceremony!

"Wait a minute!" Harry pulled Ron sharply and whispered, "Why is there an empty seat on the professor's chair?"Where is Snape? "

Ron continued to pull Harry forward, and was about to say leave him alone, but before the words came out, a dark and cold voice came from his ears.

"At this!"

Harry and Ron turned around in horror, and saw a very greasy and gloomy uncle's face, "Professor Snape!*2"

"Tell me, why didn't you come to school on the Hogwarts Express!" Snape sneered twice. He stood behind the two of them, his black robes fluttering in the cool breeze. His body was thin and his skin was sallow. He has a hooked nose and oily black hair draped over his shoulders.The cold smile on his face at this moment was telling Harry and Ron that their situation was very bad.

Ron glanced at Harry. Harry gritted his teeth and stood up and said, "Professor! In fact, I am being hunted by Death Eaters. I didn't take the train because of the Death Eaters. They moved Platform 9 and a Quarter The separation..."

"Haha..." Snape couldn't help laughing twice before he finished listening...

Harry stopped narrating, frowned and met Snape's teasing gaze, "Professor, what do you mean?"

"Nothing else! Harry, the story is very interesting. Keep going..." Snape even spread his hands!

How can it be repaired?Ron couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Professor! Harry is really being hunted! The school should start protecting and investigating him!"

Snape glanced at Ron coldly. Ron's courage to shout before instantly dissipated, and he shrank back slowly. Snape then looked around at the movement, attracting the professors and classmates who were looking over. They hummed softly, "Follow me."

Neither Harry nor Ron dared to refuse, so they had no choice but to follow Snape up the steps and into the empty and echoing hall lit by torches. From the great hall behind them, the laughter of the young wizards and the sound of food floated from the great hall behind them. Fragrance, but these are getting farther and farther away from them.

Snee took Harry and Ron out of the warm and bright auditorium and went down the narrow stone stairs to his private, cold and damp underground office.

"Go in!" Snape stared at the two of them indifferently, opened the door in the corridor, and pointed inside.

Harry and Ron were a little scared. They trembled and walked into Snape's office. The walls of the office were dark, and there were many large glass jars on the shelves along the wall. There were disgusting things floating in the jars. One wonders what they are.

The fireplace was empty and dark. Snape closed the door and turned around to look at the two of them playfully, "Look, who is this? The famous Harry Potter in the wizarding world! And his best friend, the idiot Weiss. Mr. Cai, you two think that taking the train obediently and following the rules is not enjoyable enough, and you want to play an exciting Grand Theft Auto, right?"

"No, sir! There are really Death Eaters chasing Harry. Rhine also saw it. He even helped us intercept the Death Eaters. And the partition wall of King's Cross Station, it..." Straw bag Weiss Mr. Lai, protest!

"Quiet!" Snape once again interrupted their unnecessary explanation coldly, "How funny! So please tell me, why do the Death Eaters go after Harry? What's the reason? You have to tell me that the Death Eaters I still believe in hunting down Rhine, after all he killed the Dark Lord, but chasing Harry? Stop joking, if you want to hunt him down, why didn’t you hunt him down ten years ago?”

Ron was speechless, and Harry could only lower his head and said, "I don't know, Professor, but they are really after me!"

"Haha..." Snape's eyes seemed to be able to see through Harry's heart, "Really? My Mr. Potter? Even if what you say is true, how do you explain that Rhine will go and wean you?" , but he came back safely on the Hogwarts Express. You two, under his protection, ran away in advance, and instead you played Grand Theft Auto with me?"

"Uh……"

"This……"

"What? You can't make it up? Let me help you, because Rhine and the Death Eaters you mentioned are in the same group, so after scaring you two away, the Death Eaters will naturally no longer resist Rhine. , let him go and take the train to school, right? Ah, Mr. Potter, do you plan to continue making up this story!" Snape also imitated Harry's words.

"No! How could Rhine be with the Death Eaters? He just killed Voldemort." Harry smiled bitterly. He knew that because of this paradox, Snape could not believe what he said.

Ron said weakly at the side, "Maybe Rhine is more powerful, so he killed all the Death Eaters at once and then took the train?"

"Haha..." Snape looked at Ron as if he were a fool, "So, idiot? Mr. Weasley, please tell me, since Rhine has such great abilities, why are you running away?"

Ah this... Harry and Ron were completely speechless. They really couldn't figure out why no one believed what they had experienced personally!Even when they think back to their previous experiences, they feel that nothing is reasonable and that everything is wrong, but they cannot explain where this weird feeling comes from.

Seeing that neither of them was talking, Snape opened the "Evening Prophet" of that day, "Now the mystery is solved, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, you are driving without a license illegally because of your pursuit of excitement. The improved car was witnessed by everyone!”

Harry and Ron stepped forward and saw the eye-catching headline in the newspaper, [Shocked!Ford cars actually fly!The Muggle Prime Minister was uneasy and gave an order to send [-] military police to the Ford headquarters! 】

Harry: "..."

Ron: "..."

Snape's expression was gloomy, and he almost gritted his teeth and said, "Do you know how bad the impact of this is? There are more than 200 people in London, and they are convinced that they saw an old Ford car flying over the post office building! At noon in Norfolk Town, there were sixty or seventy Muggles who reported this important discovery to the police...

You idiot? Weasley, I remember your father worked in the Misuse of Muggle Articles Office, right? Is that how he disciplined you?He also secretly left a modified Ford car for his son? "

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