The villain only wants to live a Buddhist life

Dak looked at the lazy and coquettish Diana, shook the "Christmas Candy Gift Pack" in his hand, and asked with a smile, "Does that mean you don't want any Christmas presents?"

Diana immediately covered her mouth and said in surprise, "Isn't the Christmas gift the chocolate gift box just now?"

As she spoke, she licked the corners of her mouth, as if reminiscing about the sweetness and bitterness of chocolate.

Darke said, "That's a gift for everyone in the class. And this is yours alone."

"Diana, the only copy?"

Diana's radar instantly scanned the key words.

She opened her eyes wide immediately, without a trace of sleepiness, her eyes were as bright as the moon.

……

It was not the first time that Dak came to Diana's bedroom. The poor panda familiar was still playing a puppet in the corner, and the little skirt on his body was getting more and more fancy.

"Is this my Christmas present?"

Diana grabbed the candy gift bag with excitement in her eyes!

Apparently, the candy gift pack was more attractive to her than the other gift in Dak's hand.

Dak looked at her helplessly, then rolled up the button-shaped eyes, and dangled in front of her eyes.

"Button, what's the matter?" She looked puzzled.

Dak had no choice but to explain: "This is the reward I got from the Halloween masquerade. It's the eyes of a zombie puppet bear. If you use it well, this may be a part of your chance to get a four-star magic wizard." Great way."

"Four stars?" Diana's eyes lit up, "Then I will..."

Dak frowned suddenly, and said seriously: "Study it carefully! You are too exaggerated!"

Diana: "Female mouth."

……

After telling Diana in every possible way not to misuse the precious puppet bear eye, Dak left with "Claire's Travels".

"Next is Rose."

He turned and walked to Rose's room and patted her lightly.

The sound was transmitted into the bedroom through the vibration of the door.

Rose was obviously faster than Diana.

Although she is also wearing pajamas, but the bangs and other places have been taken care of.

Dak didn't go into her bedroom, but directly took out the "Claire's Travels", and handed it to her: "Professor Claire's travel book, signed edition."

Rose immediately showed great interest, and she asked, "Why don't you come in first? I also have Christmas presents for you here."

Dak originally wanted to leave after sending it off, but at this moment he thought about it and walked in anyway.

Rose's cat, Maomaocao, crawled over with a chubby body, and Duck couldn't help but hugged it to his knees and rolled it up.

This Garfield cat is full of flesh, and it feels very good to the touch, and you don't have to worry about obesity. It's the best in the world!

Rose knew that Duck kept three pots of cat grass in his bedroom, and he was a real cat lover.

She took out a gift box from the drawer and pushed it in front of Darke.

Duck took a closer look and felt that the size of the gift box was just enough to hold two books, but the contents inside were obviously not books.

What could it be?

One of the joys of Christmas is guessing before the presents are revealed.

……

But Dak guessed several times, and Rose couldn't get it right.

She blushed slightly, and stopped Duck's hand from opening the gift box: "Let's go back and see."

Although Dak didn't understand, he still did it.

……

As soon as he went out, he happened to see Diana push the door open and look out.

When Diana saw him for the first time, she immediately waved and said, "Dark, I haven't given you my gift yet."

"Uh……"

Speaking of Diana's gift, Duck couldn't help recalling the question Diana asked suddenly last night: "Dak, do you like bears?"

This caused him to have some ominous premonition in his heart: "Could you really give me a bear puppet?"

From entering to exiting.

Duck took 2 minutes in total.

He doesn't have a bear puppet in his hand, but he has a bear pillow!

Diana, gave him a bear pillow the size of his body...

This is so fucked!

Taking advantage of the lack of people in the corridor, Dak quickly ran back to the dormitory with a bear pillow in his arms.

If this is seen by others, the heroic image of the Duke's son will be blown up!

When he returned to the dormitory, he threw the bear pillow on the bed, and then picked up the gift from Rose.

The gift box is flat and square.

"What the hell is in here?"

Thinking of Rose's flushed cheeks as if she had drunk wine, Dak felt that something must be not simple.

However, after he took it apart, he found that it was just a set of thermal underwear!

"One for a pillow, one for underwear..."

While Dak couldn't complain, he thought about how to send Emma's Christmas gift to the Knight Academy.

"It would be great if I could meet her in the library."

"But it's Christmas now, even those who study hard will have time to rest."

"Perhaps it's a good idea to let the little demon beast walk in through the balcony?"

He took a look at the little evil beast, and felt that it was feasible!

……

The present for Emma was a carton of bottled apple juice.

Very heavy!

Duck tied a rope to the box to make it easier for the little evil beast to grab it with its claws.

But its flying strength is obviously not enough, it can't move after pulling for a while.

To solve this problem, it is very simple.

Dak took out [Arrogance 1].

Under the effect of [Arrogance 1], the little evil beast will gain a quarter of an hour's strength increase, which is more than enough to draw juice from the box.

Before that, Tailu Beast was needed to help carry it.

After finalizing the plan.

Duck went on foot to the tower of the Knight Academy.

After waiting in front of the tower, he summoned the little evil beast and used [Arrogance 1] on it.

The little evil beast, which has changed from being powerless to a chicken, finally grabbed the juice and flew up unsteadily.

The first-year students live on the second floor, and it is easy to find Emma's dormitory.

Sure enough, in less than 10 minutes, the little evil beast completed the task.

"Is it the right delivery?" Duck asked worriedly.

The little devil beast patted its chin and said: "My little devil beast has acted all my life and never made a mistake!"

Duck: "..."

……

Said that Emma had woken up an hour earlier.

When the little evil beast flew to her house with the box in hand, she was reading a book on the balcony in furry otter pajamas, and she was shocked.

After that, she opened the grille of the balcony by herself, and moved in the box of apple juice with the little evil beast.

"The taste is surprisingly delicious. Is this really a handmade product?"

Emma tasted the taste of apple juice, only to find it incredible.

It turned out that Dak was almost omnipotent in her impression, but there must be a limit to omnipotence, right?

Why can even juice be made so delicious?

She felt that she fell in love with the taste of apple juice.

But after drinking, Emma had to face a serious question - what gift should I give in return?

……

Duck, who returned to the dormitory, ordered the final gift list: "Professors Kazel, Lily and Sylph are left, let's give them together!"

During this period of time, professors are more likely to stay in the teacher's dormitory.

Dak summoned Tailu Beast again, took three gifts and set off!

He is already very familiar with the way to the professor's dormitory, and he still has the key card left by Claire in his hand.

All the way was unimpeded, and Dak first found Professor Kazel's dormitory.

He had always had a good relationship with Professor Kazel, but of course it was his first time visiting his dormitory.

"Dong dong dong."

"Who?"

The professor's voice came from inside, sounding sober.

Duck then said, "It's me, Professor."

"Dimon?" Professor Kazel turned the doorknob, revealing a crack in the door.

After seeing that it was really Dak, he was surprised and said, "Why are you here?"

Duck took a small gift box containing books from Dilumon's hand, and shook it at Professor Kazel: "Merry Christmas, Professor."

Professor Kazel touched his messy hair and sighed: "Merry Christmas."

Then he opened the door a little more, just enough for one person to pass through.

Duck walked into the room and only looked around a little.

Professor Kazel's room is unexpectedly neat, but every piece of furniture is a little smaller.

He put the "Old Knight on the Frontier" on the table and said, "Professor, do you like reading novels?"

Professor Kazel shook his head: "I have read it occasionally."

Duck pointed to his head and said with a smile: "Then let's read more, good novels are good for divergent thinking."

Kazel couldn't help grinning: "Are you saying I'm dead-headed?"

Duck laughed dryly, thinking that the professor is indeed a professor, so he can taste it.

Kazel shook his head and said, "I don't usually read novels, but since it's a Christmas gift from you, I'll finish it. By the way, wait a minute, I just have something that I can give you in return."

Dak asked curiously, "What?"

Professor Kazel: "Wait."

Immediately afterwards, he began to rummage through boxes and cabinets, and finally found a ring from nowhere.

The ring is small, black metal construction with three holes.

Seeing the arrangement of the three holes, Dak immediately thought of it - bowling!

Well, it's a magic ball.

Professor Kazel threw the ring over and said, "This is the magic ring. It can be used to train how to transmit magic power through the air, and use magic power to operate the magic ball through the air."

Duck caught the ring and looked it over carefully.

From the texture point of view, it is indeed very similar to the magic ball, I didn't expect it to be a related item.

He hesitated: "Shouldn't the teleportation of magic power be a second-year subject? I can study it now, right?"

Professor Kazel glanced at him: "Do you still have few superclass items on your body? Don't worry, your magic power is enough for training. As for the specific method, you can do it yourself."

"Okay." Dak put away the magic ring, "I'll go to the library to look it up."

Professor Kazel nodded in satisfaction, and was ready to see off the guests.

Duck took a step forward knowingly: "Then professor, I still have to visit Professor Lily, and I won't be staying soon."

Kazel waved his hand: "Go, go."

Dak: "(^_^)/~~bye"

……

A novel is exchanged for a magic ring.

Blood is worth it!

Duck's mood suddenly improved.

The dormitories of Professor Lily and Professor Silver are on the other side.

After walking for a while, he found the room marked [? Lily?].

"I don't know why, but giving her wine always feels like helping the evildoers."

Duck shook his head and knocked on Professor Lily's door.

Not unexpectedly, no one responded after knocking for a long time.

He stood at the door and muttered: "Then, there are two possibilities now, one is not there, and the other is drunk again. The latter is more likely, little evil beast?"

The little evil beast immediately listened to the order: "Yasi, sir, scouts come out!"

Duck: "Go."

The little evil beast wore a beloved scarf, flapped its wings and flew around, and came to the balcony. Sure enough, it saw the little elf lying on the table as drunk as a dead pig.

"It's really worrying."

The little evil beast shook its head and scolded for a while, then went back to report immediately.

Duck glanced at the lock and made a difficult choice between entering or not.

In the end, he reluctantly chose to enter.

"Professor Lily, are you okay, I'm coming in?"

"If you don't answer, it's a default."

"Magic call!"

Variety and weird universal lock, get√!

……

"Crack."

Push open a crack in the door.

A strong smell of alcohol, as if it finally found an outlet, surged out from the crack in the door.

Dak hurriedly covered his nose, and bravely rushed in, risking his life being smoked to death!

The romantic atmosphere of the Christmas ball is deadly poison to Lily.

Before the dance was over, she returned to the dormitory early, flicked the flower card alone, drank the stuffed wine, and forcibly changed herself from a fragrant goblin to a stinky goblin.

It's not the first time Dark has dealt with this kind of situation, but today's situation is especially bad.

Not only did she get herself drunk, but she also knocked over the bottle.

On the table, on the floor, there are residual alcohol everywhere.

The liquor on her body had already dried up, making her dress crumpled.

Dak frowned, and had to summon [Trash Slime] for quick processing.

After [Garbage Slime] cleaned up the wine, he also placed all the wine bottles neatly.

It seemed a lot more comfortable now.

"It's really worrying!"

Duck stretched out his hand to stroke Lily's crumpled dragonfly wings, then turned to Dilumon and said, "So I'll leave the rest to you, okay?"

Dilu Beast said, "Of course."

Dak nodded and said, "Then I'll go out and avoid it first. Little evil beast?"

The little evil beast followed immediately.

One person and one favor guarded the door.

Inside the door, Dilu Beast easily moved Professor Lily to the sofa, then took off her wine-stained clothes, and dug out a set of pajamas from the closet as a spare.

Next, it threw the dirty clothes into the laundry basket, and then moved Professor Lily into the bathroom to scrub.

Finally, a quarter of an hour later, the stinky goblin turned back into a fragrant state.

Dilu Beast changed her into pajamas and threw her into the bed.

Little Lily, who was treated roughly, was still as drunk as a dead pig, and did not respond at all.

Dilu beast pinched his nose and sniffed, found the deodorant, sprayed it around the room, and then opened the window to ventilate, all in one go.

When Duck and the little evil beast re-entered, the whole room had taken on a completely new look, and it finally felt like a "warm home".

"Hey."

Duck sighed, put the [Morning Dew] with a Christmas card on it on the bedside table, took a last look at Lily, and exited the room helplessly.

slip away.

"There's only one left, Professor Sylph..."

Among so many professors, Professor Sylph can be said to be the most difficult to contact.

She has a sullen face all day long, and is also used to using the [Forbidden Card], with the words "difficult to communicate" all over her body.

Dak's relationship with her is quite ordinary, so he didn't plan to give her a Christmas present at first.

To be honest, visiting a teacher you don't know well can be a little awkward.

But since accepting a task worth 3000 credits, Darke still has a certain professional ethics.

He looked at the bottle of green wine left in his hand, estimated the relationship between Simmons and Professor Sylph, and wondered if he would be cursed by the wind spirit after giving this bottle...

But after he thought about it for a while, the door of Professor Sylph's dormitory opened automatically.

A slightly lazy voice came from it: "Standing outside and not knocking on the door? Did you do something bad and want to turn yourself in but dare not? Dimon."

Uh……

Is Professor Sylph the kind of person who can say such things?

Dak suddenly felt that after this semester, he didn't even have the slightest real understanding of this professor.

Is it because she always hides herself with a serious attitude?

"professor."

Dak didn't think too much, and closed the door after entering.

"Merry Christmas."

……

"Merry Christmas. Well, it's been a long time since a student came to give Christmas presents."

Professor Sylve glanced at the bag in Dak's hand, feeling a little relieved.

Dak raised the magic ring on his finger and turned it around: "They don't know what a blessing can get in exchange."

Professor Sylph chuckled: "Then besides this old ring, what else did you get? Lily's alcohol?"

Duck could clearly feel that Professor Sylph was a completely different person during the vacation, and he said helplessly; "It's too bad."

Professor Sylph picked her finger and said, "Take out my share and see, I will try my best to give you an equivalent return."

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Dake took out the [Qingzi Wine] from the gift bag.

The cyan liquor swayed slightly, reflecting shimmer in the sunlight.

Professor Sylph's expression was stagnant, and when he came back to his senses, he had already straightened his face again.

"Where does your wine come from?"

Dak had known she would ask this question.

According to the previous plan, Simmons only hoped that Professor Sylph could drink the green wine brewed by himself, and he would be satisfied.

So let him make up a small tavern here, anyway, Qingzi wine is cheap wine that can be bought anywhere.

But Dak didn't want to do that.

Because this is not within the scope of the task.

He solemnly said: "Uncle Simmons from Traveler Street begged me to send it."

Sylph frowned sharply: "Is he still staying in that stinky corner?"

Dake thought about it, and said, "He said he would always be there."

Sylph's eyes twitched, she turned her face away, and turned to look out the window.

From Duck's perspective, he could no longer see her eyes.

She snapped, "Take the wine back and tell him to get out!"

Dake shook his head and said, "That's not acceptable. I took his reward and I can't refund it."

Professor Sylph: "What kind of reward, I'll make it up for you!"

Dak: "Morning dew, eight wildernesses."

Professor Sylph turned around instantly, and said in astonishment: "He actually gave you both bottles of wine?"

Dak glanced at her in surprise and saw that the corners of her eyes were red, so he knew it.

Dake: "The morning dew caresses the wounded, the eight wastes bestow on the heroes, and Qingzi connects with the closest relatives."

Sylve thought about it: "You gave Lily and Claire respectively?"

Duck: "Professor can."

Speaking of this, Professor Sylph's tone suddenly softened: "You keep the wine, this is for you as a Christmas present."

As she spoke, she flicked her fingers, and a gust of wind flew to Dak's palm with a swirl.

Dak's five fingers were together, and the breeze with green light came out through his fingers.

Professor Sylph explained: "That is the blessing of the Wind Spirit, which can help you resist a disaster."

Just as he was speaking, a ray of cool breeze penetrated into Dak's brow, leaving only a little coolness.

Dak suddenly found that he became much clearer and clearer.

No wonder he just stood outside the door, and Professor Sylve knew it was him.

This breeze is priceless!

……

"Spirit of the Wind, should it belong to the flying system? If I refine it, what can I produce?"

After leaving the teachers' dormitory, Duck couldn't help but think like this.

But as soon as this idea came up, he suddenly heard a wind coming from above, which made him subconsciously take a few steps forward.

Then there was a "pop"!

Parabolic!

The shadow upstairs flashed away.

The dross of the bottle at the feet dances with the liquor.

Dake's whole body is not well, it turned out to be Qingzijiu!

Professor Sylph, first gave him a blessing of wind, and then smashed the green wine from above?

If he hadn't reacted quickly enough, the priceless wind blessing would have been wasted in vain?

"What kind of enmity, what resentment, caused this father-daughter tragedy?"

Dake had lingering fears and decided not to join the team for the time being.

Anyway, the lifespan of elves is long enough, let the father and daughter grind it out slowly!

slip away.

……

After noon.

Duck appeared in the tavern at the corner of Traveler Street.

Simmons seems to have been waiting for his good news.

But he can only bring one bad news.

"You mean, she smashed the green wine?"

Duck originally thought that Simmons would be furious, but he didn't expect that he was not only angry, but also dancing with joy.

"Good! Good! Good!"

After saying three "good" words, Simmons wanted to close the door and drink.

Dak couldn't help asking: "So what's wrong?"

Simmons laughed and said, "Anywhere is good! You know what? For the first time in all these years, this is the first time she has had such a big reaction to something I sent. Well done, well done!"

Duck: "Did you smash it?"

Simmons; "Yeah, blah blah, blah blah!"

Duck: "Cack, croak."

Simmons: "Cack, croak."

Duck: "..."

Crazy, this man is crazy!

……

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