The villain only wants to live a Buddhist life

The Tailu beast's attack was so sudden that Duck didn't react at all.

No, not just Dak.

The magic elves in the entire dormitory didn't react!

Everyone was pretending to be asleep tacitly, why did you suddenly jump out?

"mum!"

Fairy Ibrahimovic, who was also lying under the quilt on the big bed, was the first to react.

Its left ear and the ribbon tentacles on its neck exploded instantly, propping up the entire quilt.

Little Ibrahimovic, who was also shrunk into a ball inside, couldn't help standing up.

The magic elves on the small bed even forgot to hide one by one, pushing the quilt up higher than each other.

But Dak was able to stabilize his body by only leaning back after being hugged by the Dilu beast.

The strength of Dilu Beast is not as great as imagined, and its body is also soft and light.

Dak reached out to support its armpit, and pulled it away from his face, only to find that it was in an abnormal state.

Tilu Beast is the incarnation of [Arrogance], theoretically it is very difficult to do such a sudden thing - if it is the fairy Eevee, it is not surprising at all.

But Tail Beast did.

That means it should be in some kind of chaotic state of consciousness at the moment.

Dak observed carefully, and soon found that its eyes were wandering, two blushes were floating on its cheeks, there were slightly wet marks on its nose, and there was a trace of chocolate near the corner of its mouth.

The Dilu beast that was propped up under its armpit called "meow meow" and waved its limbs limply, showing a bit of cuteness!

Duck sat it on his lap, then reached out and wiped off the chocolate residue near the corner of its mouth, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it.

He stuck out his tongue and licked again.

Immediately, there was a hint of alcohol.

Dak suddenly realized.

The liqueur chocolate that he took a bite of was actually eaten by the Dilu beast!

But can magic elves get drunk too?

Moreover, although the alcohol in the liqueur chocolate has a high alcohol content, after all, there is only so much alcohol, can a four-star magic elf be drunk like this?

Duck couldn't help feeling puzzled.

Could it be that Dilu Beast is the type who drinks too little to get drunk?

It is possible.

After all, people's physiques cannot be generalized. There are people who are not drunk after a thousand cups, and of course there are people who get drunk immediately after drinking.

Tailu Beast, maybe it's the latter!

But the drunk Tailu beast is unexpectedly cute!

I am used to the Tailu beast who always has an arrogant expression, but this Tailu beast, which has become cute because of drunkenness, gave Duck a sense of novelty.

He curiously pinched the face of Dilumon, and found that not only did it not resist at all, but it even rubbed its face against his finger!

"Woo~?"

Duck couldn't help but make a sound.

So good!

The drunk Tilu Beast seemed to have completely transformed from the incarnation of [Arrogance] to the incarnation of [Bliss]. Both cat eyes were full of drunkenness.

"If I bring it to the bed now, does it count as picking up the corpse?"

Ghostly.

This idea suddenly flashed in Dak's mind.

Then he moved the note that he had been holding in his hand, but had no time to read, to his eyes for a closer look:

[How beautiful a cat was born with you. 】

……

"How lucky to have you in my life."

Touched in Dak's heart, he turned the Dilu beast over, hugged it in his arms, and rubbed it gently on its chin and belly, and the Dilu beast was like a cat's grass, as if it was calling intimately.

Seeing this appearance, the magic elves suddenly lost their will to fight with it.

One of them all crouched down again, squinting at this picture of human pet and harmony.

Only Fairy Eevee still waved the ribbon unwillingly.

Suddenly, it had an idea, and remembered the tricks that Dilumon did when it was placing gifts, and suddenly had an idea.

"My, it turns out that the key point is the piece of chocolate that Duck took a bite of!"

"Smelly cat can do it, and of course my fairy Eevee can do it too!"

So it crouched down again, like a cat in a hunting state, squinting at Duck who was stroking the cat.

It should be the cat that was masturbated at this time!

……

The thoughts of other magic elves are not as strong as Fairy Eevee, but they are also quite envious, watching eagerly, wishing that this is some kind of service that can be waited in line.

As the saying goes, do not suffer from widowhood but suffer from inequity.

Dake's beginning, if not rain and dew, it will be difficult to get out of the whole body.

But fortunately, today is Wednesday, and I will be preparing for class in a while.

No matter how much the magic elves pestered him, it was impossible for him to keep him from going to class.

Dak and Di Lumon got bored for a while, then carefully put the note into the notebook.

At this point, there are ten notes or cards in the notebook.

The display of these magic elves when they first learned characters can be said to fully demonstrate their respective characters.

When I look back in the future, I hope that everything has made great progress.

Duck closed the notebook and put it in the drawer.

This time, while hugging Dilumon, he reached out and grabbed Diana's Valentine's Day gift!

It was the first present he received this morning, but it was put last.

"I don't know what kind of chocolate Diana made? It should be a bear?"

Reminiscent of the works of the wizard elves, Dak felt that Diana might make a chocolate bear.

In this situation, humans generally rarely make chocolates based on themselves, but they often choose a symbol.

For Diana, it was naturally a bear.

Duck hugged Diana's big box, walked around Tailu Beast with both hands, and opened the gift box on his lap.

As the gift box was opened, a corner of the chocolate inside was exposed, and it turned out to be round bear ears!

When the whole picture was revealed, Duck's gaze focused on the button-shaped eyes of the chocolate bear in an instant, and he felt a "thud" in his heart, having a great sense of recognition for Diana's design.

"But Diana probably couldn't come up with such a careful design alone..."

Duck couldn't help thinking of Rose.

At first, just because he saw Rose sitting alone and wanted to drive Diana away, he showed her a way, but he didn't expect that the compatibility between the two parties was so good.

Or maybe Rose's personality is so good that she can get along with anyone.

Without Rose's help, Diana's college life might not be as happy as it is today.

Communication between people, fate between people.

Just like his fate with the wizard elves.

It's not easy to come by.

Cherish what you have at the moment.

……

Diana's chocolate bears are so exquisitely made that it is impossible to say anything.

Even if Dak wanted to taste it, he couldn't bear it at all.

But after he hesitated for a while, the Dilu beast in his arms suddenly poked his head forward, and then bit off a bear's ear!

……

"it is good!"

At that moment, the magic elves who were peeping quietly couldn't help but praise it in their hearts.

Everyone was pecking at each other, and suddenly a fairy bear popped up, and it was an outsider's thing. Of course, people couldn't help but bite it off.

There was a slight commotion in the dormitory.

Seeing Di Lumon chewing on the bear's ears with a "drunk" expression, Dak didn't know how to blame him.

He was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously reached out and pulled off the other bear's ear, and then tasted it.

Should it be said that it really has the style of Diana?

The taste ratio of this chocolate bear is exactly the opposite of the chocolate taste dominated by Dilumon. It is mainly sweet, mixed with a bit of bitterness unique to chocolate.

Too much sweetness can easily make people feel tired.

The reason why chocolate makes people never get tired of it is that the bitterness in it actually accounts for a lot of proportion.

……

So far.

All the presents received this morning have also been unboxed.

But not many have actually tasted it.

It can be clearly seen that the magic elves hope that Dak can eat all the chocolate in front of his face.

So the idea of ​​keeping it as a collection was directly rejected.

It's just that there are too many chocolates on the table, and I can't finish eating them in a while.

Duck rearranged the gift boxes and decided to start eating the Cardinal's heart chocolate.

Today's little evil beast obviously didn't have time to get breakfast.

After Duck ate a small half of the love chocolate, he hugged the narrow-eyed Tailu beast to the small bed, covered it with a quilt, and then told the magic elves to take good care of it.

And he himself quickly prepared the textbooks, carried his schoolbag and went to the cafeteria to have breakfast.

Chocolate is not a meal.

Before leaving, he gave each of the magic elves a "hug" to thank them for the chocolates they gave.

But in fact, their existence is already the best gift from this world to him.

……

Since the little devil beast took over, Dak rarely came to the cafeteria in the morning.

When I came back today, I suddenly felt fresh.

Because the first class starts at eight o'clock sharp.

Therefore, students often come to the cafeteria between 07:30 and [-]:[-]. Those who come early are more relaxed, and those who come late are in a hurry.

The castle is too big, and it takes a lot of time to spend on the road.

Valentine's Day is not a very formal holiday.

The canteen was not decorated for this.

But the atmosphere of the students flirting was unusually obvious, and that whiff of youth (mi) spring (lan) almost overflowed.

Between lovers you Lennon me Lennon.

The bachelors looked left and right.

Duck ordered a short rib, an egg, a bacon and a bowl of corn soup, planning to change his taste this morning.

He walked towards an empty seat with the dinner plate in his hand, and observed the various states of life from a more detached perspective.

Suddenly, his eyes flickered, and someone stood in front of him.

Although the man lowered his head vigorously, Duck was able to recognize him at a glance.

As expected of a first-year student at the Academy of Knights.

In the cafeteria, Valentine's Day chocolates were served under the watchful eyes of everyone.

How much courage is this?

Duck switched to holding the plate with one hand, and reached out to take the chocolate that should be from the store.

The girl who wrapped her cheeks with a scarf ran away like flying!

"Uh……"

Dak paused for a moment, then maintained an elegant demeanor, and continued to move forward.

Even though his heart is actually a conservative boy who is biased towards ancient traditional thinking, but at this time he has to show the demeanor of Neptune.

Perhaps this is aristocratic hypocrisy.

Duck sighed slightly inwardly.

Then he put down the plate and ate breakfast meticulously.

But the eyes of many people around him are still entwined on him.

That's why he doesn't like to eat breakfast alone in the cafeteria.

Because it is too eye-catching.

Some people are born luminous.

It's just that some of the emitted light will gradually dim.

Some people just get brighter.

……

Duck didn't open the chocolate gift box in the cafeteria, but put it in his schoolbag temporarily.

Not long after him.

A boy suddenly broke in with a bouquet of roses, knelt down on one knee, blocked the way of a senior student, and then offered roses and chocolates.

Duck watched with great interest.

Imagine that others may look at him in the same way.

Sure enough, people who eat melons should not be reduced to melons.

"Snapped!"

A crisp sound exploded in the cafeteria.

The eyes of the people around are all focused instantly.

That senior senior didn't hesitate, and slapped the boy's chocolate box away with a slap!

"How many times have I told you, don't bother me anymore!"

The girl let out a snarl without getting bored, then picked up the plate and left.

Only the boy was left silently picking up the chocolate and walking towards the outside of the cafeteria.

……

This is probably the established repertoire for Valentine's Day.

Heard some boys had been looking forward to this moment and having fun with it.

But this is the same kind of person, why is it too urgent to meet each other?

The cafeteria was filled with unkind laughter.

……

This is the reality between boys and girls.

Also a Valentine's Day gift.

When a girl gives a boy a gift, the boy is generally embarrassed to refuse it on the spot.

When a boy gives a girl a gift, the girl will generally refuse it cleanly.

Boys collect too many chocolates, so they can show off.

Girls receive too much chocolate, and most of them will feel troubled.

This world, after all, is still a patriarchal society.

There is aristocratic polygamy.

Even if the status of women is constantly rising, it still needs a process.

……

Duck was halfway through eating, and Diana and Rose found him among the crowd, and sat down opposite him happily, talking about what they saw on the road.

What senior confessed to the senior, but was kicked.

What school girl confessed to the senior, but the senior agreed on the spot, and the school girl backed out again.

In short, there are all kinds of colors.

Dak chopped the steak finely, inserted it with a fork, and as the juice overflowed, there was a smell of meat.

He didn't take part in the conversation between Diana and Rose because he always felt that it was implied.

The chocolate that keeps being mentioned should be because he wants to hear his evaluation of the chocolate bear, right?

But it is precisely because I understand.

That's why Dak deliberately didn't say anything.

……

There were still snowflakes floating outside the castle, but the momentum of the snow was gradually decreasing.

By about noon, it may have stopped.

And there are basically no classes on Wednesday afternoon, which happens to be a good time to enjoy the snow and play in the snow.

When Dark came to the Potions classroom with Diana and Rose, many first-year students were discussing the accuracy of Professor Mitia's prediction.

There is like a layer of fog between prophets and ordinary people, which is obviously very thin but cannot be lifted.

It is precisely this kind of mystery that is just right to attract people to flock to it.

Just a "prediction" of the weather made Professor Media's status in the hearts of the students rise to a higher level.

Therefore, they have extra expectations for tonight's astronomy class!

Last week, Professor Mitia announced today's topic in advance - it is the love divination that students of this age care most about!

That's a topic that fits perfectly with the timing of Valentine's Day.

There are many people who are ready to take the courage to send out chocolates on Valentine's Day, but the response from the other party will not be announced until the same day next month, making it difficult to wait.

Of course, under normal circumstances, if the two parties agree, there is usually no need to wait until White Valentine's Day for a response.

Most of the replies delayed until White Valentine's Day were forgetful rejections.

It's brutal, but it's not 100%, so there's still hope.

Maybe the party who gave the chocolate will wake up in this month and realize that he doesn't like the other party that much.

The Valentine's Day of this world actually preaches deliberation, not impulse.

……

As usual, Dak came to the last row by the window.

The glass of the window has been covered with snowflakes, a vast expanse of whiteness.

The coolness came through, icy cold.

But when he took the schoolbag off his shoulders and was about to put it into the table, he suddenly noticed something stuffed inside.

It's chocolate.

Two look like shop models, and one appears to be handmade.

"Since I went out to now, there have been four more..."

Dak took a deep breath, and temporarily put the three boxes of chocolates into his schoolbag.

He wasn't going to take it apart in the classroom.

"Dak Dak!"

Diana suddenly turned her head and said excitedly.

Dak looked up in doubt: "Huh?"

Diana snatched out a box of chocolates from below with a "hey" sound, and showed it off in front of him twice.

As if to say, "Look, I'm popular too!"

Both men and women need to show value in order to attract the opposite sex.

Rose also took out two boxes of chocolates from the drawer, showing embarrassment: "What should I do?"

In fact, she was still thinking about how to give away her little rabbit chocolate, and she never thought that she would receive this kind of chocolate from others.

But unlike Diana's carelessness, she only felt troubled.

"Put the chocolate on the table when you leave."

Dak glanced at her and came up with an idea.

Rose's skin is still too thin, and when she becomes an "old fritter" in the future, she probably won't have similar troubles.

After all, receiving gifts on Valentine's Day and not returning gifts on White Valentine's Day is something that popular men and women have to bear every year.

Put it away and get used to it.

"Ah."

Rose nodded slightly, her cheeks flushed slightly.

She blushed so many times this morning that even she couldn't count it.

Diana also slapped the chocolate in her hand on the table: "Then I'll put it here later."

Neither of them were ready to break the chocolate apart.

No matter who sent it, if you don't know, you won't care.

But what about others?

What if it says something nasty?

Dak suddenly realized that it was not a wise move to just put the chocolate on the table?

So things like Valentine's Day are really annoying.

He quickly said: "No way, who knows what is written in it, if someone picks it up and reads it, it will be embarrassing."

"Eh?" Diana was a little confused, "What should I do?"

Dak smiled: "Why don't you just eat it?"

I heard that Pandora-senpai would receive a lot of gifts from unknown people every year on Valentine's Day, but she never returned the gifts on White Valentine's Day, wouldn't it be the same?

……

"Eat?" Diana swallowed subconsciously, her eyes sparkling slightly.

When it comes to eating, she is very vocal!

Rose pushed the chocolate to her: "Eat the ones that help me."

Diana raised her mouth: "I don't just eat anything, it must taste good!"

……

Potions class.

Professor Thompson was smiling as he entered the classroom through the front door.

He waved his hand at the students in the audience like never before, and said loudly: "Students, how is the effect of the sweet talk potion?"

Most of the students were at a loss, a small number of students looked ashen, and a few students were suspicious.

Professor Thompson walked up to the podium, knocked on the table, and waited for the students to concentrate, then he touched his head with an "hey" look on his face, and said apologetically, "Before class, I have to apologize There is a small problem with the configuration method of the [Honey Word Potion] in the last class. The potion produced will stink... hiss, but fortunately it will not explode. I don't think everyone will configure this potion. ? So there should be still time?"

He laughed to himself, then turned his head to face the blackboard, and said while writing on the blackboard: "The topic we are going to talk about today is to deduce the medicinal properties of potions through the configuration list. Now, please turn to page xx of the textbook .”

Anyway, he looked fine.

Most of the students also looked fine.

A small number of students quickly pretended nothing happened after discovering the abnormality.

Only a few students couldn't help touching their schoolbags.

"These people, after the potion is refined, don't they conduct effect experiments?"

Dak turned the pen, glanced at the boys and girls who looked embarrassed, thinking that they probably wanted to put it into use after finishing it in a hurry.

Or just scrape together the materials to make a bottle...

"Well, if you think about it this way, Professor Thompson is really guilty!"

Haha.

……

Although the beginning of this Potions lesson was somewhat dramatic, the content of the lesson was very important.

Duck temporarily put aside the matter of Valentine's Day and chocolate, and began to listen to the class seriously.

The explanation of theoretical knowledge is sometimes relatively boring, but it is necessary.

If it was placed in the past, he would probably feel drowsy.

Now the self-control ability has really strengthened a lot.

……

An hour and a half later, the Potions class was over.

Professor Thompson never mentioned [Honey Talk Potion] again.

The students packed up their textbooks amidst laughter, and went to the classroom of the summoning class one after another.

Walking on the road, Diana couldn't help opening the chocolates that others gave her. Inside was a peach-shaped card with colorful borders.

Diana took out the card, and Rose leaned over.

But I saw that it was written in small letters:

"Dear Diana, I've been watching you all this time. From when you were sorted into the House of Nobles at the sorting ceremony, when you marched forward in duel competitions, when you were fighting for the top in Halloween events... and when you were shown in the club recruiting competition Myself, I shined in the rookie competition some time ago... I have been watching. You are the white moonlight in my heart, the treasure in the palm..."

"I don't extravagantly ask for your favor, I just want to fulfill a small wish."

"Excuse me, can I feed you?!"

……

Diana: "..."

Rose: "It's a girl."

Diana pouted involuntarily, then stuffed the chocolate into her mouth, and bit it off in one bite!

"Clap!"

……

Duck quickened his pace silently, saying that he didn't hear anything.

……

Summoning class.

After Professor Sylve collected the huge amount of homework left over from the previous class, he began to explain the content of the homework.

She sometimes stipulates to use homework paper to complete the homework, and many times it is not sent out after it is collected.

Some students suspected that she did not mark the homework at all.

But because Professor Sylph clearly stated that the usual homework grades will also be included in the final grade, so no one dared to take the risk to verify it.

All in all, it was a very fulfilling class.

After the Summoning class was over, the students finally ushered in a whole afternoon of rest.

Interested students have already started planning many things for Valentine's Day.

Dak returned to the dormitory after lunch, he was a little worried about the condition of Di Lumon.

But if you think about it carefully, you just ate a piece of liqueur chocolate, so you shouldn't be drunk for too long, right?

So his mentality is relatively relaxed.

Since it was a rare snowy day today, he thought about taking the magic elves outside to have fun in the afternoon.

There is [Paradise], that is, it will take a little trouble when summoned.

But he hasn't told them about the surprise yet.

On the way back to the tower, he found that there were more and more people outside, and laughter gradually filled the outside of the castle.

Diana and Rose walked beside him, pretending to be casual and asking him to play in the snow in the afternoon.

He revealed some of his plans.

Diana immediately said: "Then I'll take the little panda with me too! No, it's so cold outside, I have to warm it up!"

As she spoke, she became excited.

Changing clothes for dolls seems to be a common hobby of girls. Diana obviously doesn't care much about her own attire, but she always likes to change clothes for her familiars.

Rose looked at Diana who had successfully boarded the car with relief, thinking that it was time for her to bring the familiar out for a while.

Although she always felt that her familiar was too clumsy compared to Dak's, a clumsy child must be loved.

"Then it's two o'clock in the afternoon."

Dak made an appointment, then separated from the two in the common room.

As expected of Valentine's Day, there were even more couples in the common room.

Duck sighed, then climbed up the stairs.

Stopping in front of his dormitory, Duck took out the key to open the door.

With a "click", the door of the dormitory was successfully opened, and a mysterious world slowly unfolded in his eyes.

After glancing inside, the smile on Dak's face disappeared.

He entered the porch in silence, closed the door behind his back, put on his slippers, and did it all in one go.

Then he walked into the room, and with a sweep of his eyes, he took all the magic elves into his eyes.

On the top of the cat climbing frame, as always, sits the tall Tailu beast.

It is obviously fully awake, and is reading a picture book at the moment, with a small dictionary and a little snack beside it.

Dak prepared a lot of snacks for the magic elves for them to take at any time.

When Dak entered, Di Lumon raised his head and glanced at him slightly, then continued to study hard.

So far it's been normal.

But on the cat climbing frame a little below Dilu Beast, there was a group of fur balls with their belly facing up, and four of them were spread out, lying there limply, their cheeks flushed.

And a little lower, the little evil beast is hanging on the edge, and it seems that it may fall down at any time.

Not far away, Qiuqiu sea lion was soaking in the small air cushion swimming pool with a dizzy face, spitting bubbles from time to time.

The big milk jug lies on the ground, imitating the action of the cow grass.

Through the window of the balcony, one can see the self-disciplined Wrestling Eagle as usual beating wooden dummy.

Ditto is carrying a trash slime, and the trash slime is wearing the magic card of [Meow Meow], sticking it on the protective window to look at the snow scene outside.

However, the face of [Meow Meow] is facing inward!

……

"Mi~?"

A pink figure suddenly flew over from the side.

Dak stepped aside, but stopped immediately, and raised his hand.

Fairy Eevee successfully clung to his body, rubbing her cheek against his.

The soft touch always makes people never get tired of it.

But Dak didn't continue to indulge in Ruanxiang, but stretched out his hand to prop it up, and said expressionlessly:

"Okay, stop pretending, you're not drunk."

"mum?"

Fairy Ibrahimovic's expression froze immediately.

Could it be that the plan of pretending to be fake has been exposed like this? !

In a panic, it closed its eyes to let its strength disappear, pretending that it was too drunk to hear anything.

But Dak grabbed its eyelids and forcefully opened its eyes.

"Tell me, what's going on here?"

He pointed to the drunken wizard elves in the bedroom, and said seriously.

Immediately, the fairy Ibrahimovic groaned in his heart, and yelled "Koumikoumi" a few times, trying to fool him.

But at this time, the Dilu beast on the cat climbing frame said slowly: "It fed those few chocolates with wine."

Immediately, the fairy Ibrahimovic's hairs exploded, and he turned his head suddenly: "Mi! (You stealing cat!)"

However, Dilu Beast has already buried himself in the book again.

Dak's face darkened, and he guessed a little.

But he still doesn't know enough.

In fact, the fairy Ibrahimovic wanted to follow suit after seeing the result of Di Lumon stealing the liqueur chocolate bitten by Dak, but he was worried that he would break up after getting drunk, and what he would do would cause Dak Gram resentment of bad things to come.

So after thinking about it carefully, it came up with a clever plan!

That is to lure a few magic elves to eat liqueur chocolate, and after they are drunk, I can mix in and pretend to be drunk!

This way you can enjoy stickers while awake.

But also put an end to the accident of drinking madness!

Thinking about it carefully, this trick is really brilliant.

If it hadn't been for the fact that it had never drank alcohol and pretended to be nothing like it, it would have succeeded!

So no matter what you do, you must be proficient in business ability...

Of course, it is impossible for Fairy Ibrahimovic to fully reveal his strategy.

Now that things have failed, I can only pass the test with cuteness!

"Mi~"

It immediately lay down on the ground, opened its big innocent eyes, and exposed its belly to its owner.

……

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