I'm a cook in Hokage
Chapter 192, wild geese?
Ouyang Ming and his people are preparing to camp here.They pitched tents and made fires to keep warm.The big star Fuji Fengxue Hua set up a miniature camera and filmed the whole process. "Boss Yangming, what's going on tonight?" Fuji Fengxue asked curiously.
Ouyang Ming raised the corner of his mouth, showing a half-smile, "Have you tried dark food?" "Dark food?" This was the first time Fuji Fengxuehua heard this new word, and he couldn't help but wonder, " What is that?" She didn't know why, but when she heard this word, she felt an uneasy feeling in her heart that something bad was about to happen.As soon as her voice fell, they saw Ouyang Ming climbing towards the side of the tree.The trees in the forest near Konohagakure are usually the same as century-old trees, and this one is no exception.Look, this big tree is very tall and strong, inserted into the sky. It is at least 20 meters high by visual inspection.
"What should Boss Ouyang Ming do?" Teng Fengxue looked in the direction Ouyang Ming was going. Look, at the end of the field of vision, there was a honeycomb the size of a papaya, on this tree! "My God!" Although I have seen too many paintings by Fuji Feng Xue, he can be a cloud boy after all.When I saw the bees flying out of the honeycomb in order to defend their territory, like a group of flying warriors, launching a fierce attack on Yangming, my whole face suddenly changed!
Buzz, Buzz!A bee is not scary, what is scary is a group of bees desperate to attack!A swarm of bees swarms like a dark cloud, threatening to sting the intruder into the hornet's nest!but.Although Ouyang Ming himself has not learned much ninjutsu, he can still cope with the current situation.
"Fire escape! The art of impatiens fire!" Ouyang Mingming opened his mouth, took a deep breath, and then suddenly spurted out a ball of high-temperature flames, which just blocked the bee's path.
boom!boom!boom!The bee is no match for the flame at all, it's just a fight.A dense swarm of bees dilutes them instantly.The bees hit in the middle were wiped out, and the bees on the edges were no better, smelling like burning, and then it rained.As for other scattered bees, they may be a threat to ordinary people, but for Yang Ming, just seeing them is not enough, and it is easy to drive them out. "make a deal!"
Most of the bees were blocked. Ouyang Ming stood up, landed on the ground, and easily took down the beehive.Of course, even then, you can still see some bees crawling on top of the hive, which looks pretty scary.Bees have black and yellow stripes, and their wings are too wet to fly.
Of course, if you despise them for this reason, they will teach you to start a new life with acupuncture.Seeing the shape, Fuji Fengxue drew a cloud child. Suddenly his scalp went numb and his face turned white.Fortunately, she is a big star, has a decent psychological quality, and is not afraid of screaming, but she looks terrible.
"Ha...ha..." Fuji Fengxue showed an unnatural expression, and his lips trembled: "Boss Yangming, is this the dark cuisine you are talking about?" "Are we going to be hot tonight?" Fujifeng Xue said Xue stared at Ouyang Ming with only one camera left.
"No, this is just a snack." Ouyang Ming waved his hands calmly, not noticing that the face painted by Fuji Fengxue became increasingly uglier.As he spoke, Ouyang Ming grabbed a bee from the beehive in front of Fujifengxuehui and Kisame, and said to the camera, "Look at this cute little thing." In Ouyang Ming's hand, the sticky bee was still struggling.Even when viewed up close, Fujifilm clearly shows the bee's body parts.Ouyang Ming seemed not to see the ugly face of Fuji in the wind and snow painting, and he continued: "If you pull the needle out of their tail, you can taste this cute little thing."
"Don't underestimate this bee. It is small and contains a lot of protein. It is a good way to replenish the nutrients lost during the day," he said. Ouyang Ming cut off the hard needle behind the bee. Under the surprised eyes of the other two people, Inflamed the bee.During the meal, Ouyang Ming also said to the two of them, "Look, crunchy, crunchy." Human teeth are an important part of biological evolution.As Ouyang Ming chewed, the bee seemed to let out a last wail in his mouth and was crushed by his teeth.
"Uh..." Fuji Fengxue felt a turbulent sea water in his stomach. It's incredible that bees can actually cause inflammation!
Seeing this, Ouyang Ming shrugged and said, don't like bees?It doesn't matter, you can taste the honeycomb. As he said that, Ouyang Ming took out a knife and cut the honeycomb in half.As you can see, the cross-section of the honeycomb presents a very neat and attractive pattern.Inside, not only were some bees hard at work, there were also some larvae squirming inside.Ouyang Ming cut out a square piece from the honeycomb. It looked like cheese, but there was a yellow mucus inside - like a piece of honey.
It’s hard to believe, but you’re such a hot mess! "Ah..." Ouyang Ming opened his mouth and took a bite. He felt his mouth melt and a strong smell of honey wafted out of his nose.An inflamed honeycomb is like chewing a piece of candy.The cloying flavor is a godsend for this sweet party!Of course, if you don't like the sweet taste, you probably don't want to smoke any more.Because it's so sweet!
Fuji Feng Xuehui's hand holding the small camera was shaking. She regretted a little now, why she had to die with Ouyang Ming!oh!Fuji Feng Xuehui took a deep breath and tried to say in a calm tone: "Boss Ouyang Ming, is this the dark cuisine you are talking about?" "It's too bad, why don't we make some serious dishes earlier!" "
"Huh?" Ouyang Ming looked at Fuji Fengxue strangely. "No, you didn't hear, I just said, this is just a snack?" Ouyang Ming said, sticking out his tongue and licking the honey stick at the corner of his mouth.
Just a snack?Snacks...bang!Like being hit by a cloud, Fuji painted the whole person poorly! "Ha...ha..." Fuji Fengxue's charming face showed a spoiled expression. "Boss Yangming, that is really dark food. What on earth is it?" "Oh, this!" Ouyang Ming pointed. The dead tree she sat on said "right here"
Yu Zhibo and Black and White sat in front of the TV and watched Ouyang Ming's live broadcast.When Ou Yangming said that the dark food was actually inside the dead tree, they immediately looked at each other with unusual expressions on their faces.Uzhi Boban touched his smooth chin, half-squinted his eyes, and there was a flash of light.
"Of course, you said, he won't miss Yan Chong, right?" Nana's black and white lips ruthlessly said: "It should..." Just as the two of them were talking, in front of the TV, Ouyang Ming had already started Moved.Ouyang Ming first picked a slender and tough branch, and then spread fresh and delicious honey on it, making the whole branch sticky and sticky.Then he walked towards the dead tree.
The relative humidity of the forest, coupled with the fact that the tree has been dead for so long, provides the soil for this species to reproduce.Yes, those are termites!Typically, two or three out of ten dead trees harbor termites.Fortunately, the dead tree Yang Ming chose happened to have a termite nest.When honey-coated branches are inserted into dead trees, the sticky honey is a natural enemy of termites.Ouyang Ming just rotated the branches and pulled them out.
"My God!" Fuji Fengxue Huahua's face suddenly turned pale, and she couldn't believe what was happening in front of her.There were so many silvery-white termites on the sticky branches that they seemed to faint at the sight of a phobia of trysts.Each termite's body appears to be much larger than its limbs, and upon closer inspection, it even appears to be transparent.Perhaps because they inflame better, these termites are usually larger, each about the size of a soybean, and when grouped together they can look scary.
In other words, termites have high nutritional value.Some backward tribes in Africa even often live on termites, but this is a blessing, unlike other black people, who have abnormal abdomens due to lack of nutrition.Of course, Ouyang Ming is not as angry as them because he has better choices.Yangming took out the hot pot and used the fire escape to dissipate the heat. Then he took out the cooking oil from the bag he carried with him and poured a lot of it into it.At this point, I'm afraid many people have already guessed it.That's right, Ouyang Ming is going to blow up termites!
Before frying, Ouyang mixed a bowl of starch with water, then brushed it on the termites, and then fried them.Bang, bang, bang!When the termites fall like raindrops, covered with starch and honey, and when they come into contact with the hot cooking oil, it's like Mars colliding with the earth, making a delightful crunching sound.
"Okay, let's make it official," Ouyang Ming said dejectedly, pleading for "future storms."When he heard Ouyang Ming's words, Yuzhi Boden's eyes lit up.He quickly told the black and white people, "Quick! Go get the chef over and take a good look at Ouyang Ming, how he cooks!"
At this time, Boban Yu Zhi was already hungry and wanted to run to the place where Yangming was broadcasting live, catch him and come back to cook for him!What exactly is going on?What a pervert!In the past, looking at Ouyang Ming's burnt termites, Yu Zhibo almost drooled.Seeing that Tian was pitiful, he blamed Black and White for letting Yu Zhilang order the dishes that Yan Yangming had been cooking during this period. He spoiled his mouth and couldn't get used to other people's cooking!
"Yes, yes, I'm going, I'm going!" Black and White wiped away cold sweat and almost escaped from the office. The chefs in the Hokage Building called over.The chefs were tall and big, thinking that King Huo Ying was finally going to use them, so they walked into the office happily one after another.Who would have known that when I opened the door, I saw a solemn and close distant living figure sitting on a small stool, watching live TV attentively!
What’s even more annoying is that the protagonist of the live broadcast turned out to be Yang Ming!The so-called peers are enemies. As chefs employed by the Hokage Studio, they are naturally very proud.But even so, for the famous chef Ouyang Ming, they are not sure.
Yuzhi waved her hand, glanced at them on the spot, and greeted impatiently: "Lengdu, come here quickly, Ouyang Ming has started cooking!" A group of chefs looked confused and still didn't understand the situation.Seeing the situation, Black and White smiled awkwardly, "Master Shadow wants you to learn how to cook Ouyang Ming, and then cook for him." For a moment, a group of chefs looked at each other, with countless thoughts in their hearts. Creatures are running.
It was a late autumn evening.Occasionally, a group of geese will fly across the sky in a V-shape.When a group of wild geese flew over the heads of Yang Ming and his group, under Yang Ming's instructions, the ghost shark blew out smoke and then ran away.boom!A high-pressure water gun made entirely of water, as if made of divine providence, fires at the lead goose with unparalleled accuracy!Snapped!The leading goose whimpered, and his whole body was hurt like never before, like a kite with a broken string.
It staggered at first, and then could no longer stand up on its own. It flapped its wings in vain, but it still couldn't save itself and fell crookedly from the sky.When the mutation was born, the other geese panicked, and suddenly the birds and beasts scattered in all directions, panicking and running away.The leading goose fell into the forest.With the help of the falling force, it broke dozens of branches of different thicknesses, and finally landed on the left not far from Yangming.
At this moment, the goose's head no longer looked like its usual glory, and its body was scattered with beautiful feathers. A criss-cross blood stain spread all over its body, making it look very ugly, like an ugly duckling.There is a reason why Ouyang Ming wants the Chimera to hunt the leading goose.Generally speaking, in order to win the position, the goose that can lead must be stronger than the other geese.This means the goose meat is tougher and tastes better when cooked.Ouyang Ming walked to the leader goose, but unexpectedly found that it had not been killed. It made a "clucking" sound in its mouth, as if to accuse Ouyang Ming of why he treated it like this.
But humans became humans because over thousands of years of evolution, we hunted other creatures, which is how we got to the top of the food chain.Ouyang Ming showed no mercy and gave the leading goose one last chance.Then, boil the water in the pot, put the whole goose into the pot, wait until there is some foam in the water, then drain the goose out of the water, and then pull out all the feathers of the goose.Then, Ouyang Ming pulled out the feathers from the goose's belly, cut it open, and hollowed out its internal organs.
Fresh, delicious honey is then applied to the skin of the goose, and the goose is roasted on a tree branch grill. "The element of fire! The art of impatiens fire!"
Ouyang Ming raised the corner of his mouth, showing a half-smile, "Have you tried dark food?" "Dark food?" This was the first time Fuji Fengxuehua heard this new word, and he couldn't help but wonder, " What is that?" She didn't know why, but when she heard this word, she felt an uneasy feeling in her heart that something bad was about to happen.As soon as her voice fell, they saw Ouyang Ming climbing towards the side of the tree.The trees in the forest near Konohagakure are usually the same as century-old trees, and this one is no exception.Look, this big tree is very tall and strong, inserted into the sky. It is at least 20 meters high by visual inspection.
"What should Boss Ouyang Ming do?" Teng Fengxue looked in the direction Ouyang Ming was going. Look, at the end of the field of vision, there was a honeycomb the size of a papaya, on this tree! "My God!" Although I have seen too many paintings by Fuji Feng Xue, he can be a cloud boy after all.When I saw the bees flying out of the honeycomb in order to defend their territory, like a group of flying warriors, launching a fierce attack on Yangming, my whole face suddenly changed!
Buzz, Buzz!A bee is not scary, what is scary is a group of bees desperate to attack!A swarm of bees swarms like a dark cloud, threatening to sting the intruder into the hornet's nest!but.Although Ouyang Ming himself has not learned much ninjutsu, he can still cope with the current situation.
"Fire escape! The art of impatiens fire!" Ouyang Mingming opened his mouth, took a deep breath, and then suddenly spurted out a ball of high-temperature flames, which just blocked the bee's path.
boom!boom!boom!The bee is no match for the flame at all, it's just a fight.A dense swarm of bees dilutes them instantly.The bees hit in the middle were wiped out, and the bees on the edges were no better, smelling like burning, and then it rained.As for other scattered bees, they may be a threat to ordinary people, but for Yang Ming, just seeing them is not enough, and it is easy to drive them out. "make a deal!"
Most of the bees were blocked. Ouyang Ming stood up, landed on the ground, and easily took down the beehive.Of course, even then, you can still see some bees crawling on top of the hive, which looks pretty scary.Bees have black and yellow stripes, and their wings are too wet to fly.
Of course, if you despise them for this reason, they will teach you to start a new life with acupuncture.Seeing the shape, Fuji Fengxue drew a cloud child. Suddenly his scalp went numb and his face turned white.Fortunately, she is a big star, has a decent psychological quality, and is not afraid of screaming, but she looks terrible.
"Ha...ha..." Fuji Fengxue showed an unnatural expression, and his lips trembled: "Boss Yangming, is this the dark cuisine you are talking about?" "Are we going to be hot tonight?" Fujifeng Xue said Xue stared at Ouyang Ming with only one camera left.
"No, this is just a snack." Ouyang Ming waved his hands calmly, not noticing that the face painted by Fuji Fengxue became increasingly uglier.As he spoke, Ouyang Ming grabbed a bee from the beehive in front of Fujifengxuehui and Kisame, and said to the camera, "Look at this cute little thing." In Ouyang Ming's hand, the sticky bee was still struggling.Even when viewed up close, Fujifilm clearly shows the bee's body parts.Ouyang Ming seemed not to see the ugly face of Fuji in the wind and snow painting, and he continued: "If you pull the needle out of their tail, you can taste this cute little thing."
"Don't underestimate this bee. It is small and contains a lot of protein. It is a good way to replenish the nutrients lost during the day," he said. Ouyang Ming cut off the hard needle behind the bee. Under the surprised eyes of the other two people, Inflamed the bee.During the meal, Ouyang Ming also said to the two of them, "Look, crunchy, crunchy." Human teeth are an important part of biological evolution.As Ouyang Ming chewed, the bee seemed to let out a last wail in his mouth and was crushed by his teeth.
"Uh..." Fuji Fengxue felt a turbulent sea water in his stomach. It's incredible that bees can actually cause inflammation!
Seeing this, Ouyang Ming shrugged and said, don't like bees?It doesn't matter, you can taste the honeycomb. As he said that, Ouyang Ming took out a knife and cut the honeycomb in half.As you can see, the cross-section of the honeycomb presents a very neat and attractive pattern.Inside, not only were some bees hard at work, there were also some larvae squirming inside.Ouyang Ming cut out a square piece from the honeycomb. It looked like cheese, but there was a yellow mucus inside - like a piece of honey.
It’s hard to believe, but you’re such a hot mess! "Ah..." Ouyang Ming opened his mouth and took a bite. He felt his mouth melt and a strong smell of honey wafted out of his nose.An inflamed honeycomb is like chewing a piece of candy.The cloying flavor is a godsend for this sweet party!Of course, if you don't like the sweet taste, you probably don't want to smoke any more.Because it's so sweet!
Fuji Feng Xuehui's hand holding the small camera was shaking. She regretted a little now, why she had to die with Ouyang Ming!oh!Fuji Feng Xuehui took a deep breath and tried to say in a calm tone: "Boss Ouyang Ming, is this the dark cuisine you are talking about?" "It's too bad, why don't we make some serious dishes earlier!" "
"Huh?" Ouyang Ming looked at Fuji Fengxue strangely. "No, you didn't hear, I just said, this is just a snack?" Ouyang Ming said, sticking out his tongue and licking the honey stick at the corner of his mouth.
Just a snack?Snacks...bang!Like being hit by a cloud, Fuji painted the whole person poorly! "Ha...ha..." Fuji Fengxue's charming face showed a spoiled expression. "Boss Yangming, that is really dark food. What on earth is it?" "Oh, this!" Ouyang Ming pointed. The dead tree she sat on said "right here"
Yu Zhibo and Black and White sat in front of the TV and watched Ouyang Ming's live broadcast.When Ou Yangming said that the dark food was actually inside the dead tree, they immediately looked at each other with unusual expressions on their faces.Uzhi Boban touched his smooth chin, half-squinted his eyes, and there was a flash of light.
"Of course, you said, he won't miss Yan Chong, right?" Nana's black and white lips ruthlessly said: "It should..." Just as the two of them were talking, in front of the TV, Ouyang Ming had already started Moved.Ouyang Ming first picked a slender and tough branch, and then spread fresh and delicious honey on it, making the whole branch sticky and sticky.Then he walked towards the dead tree.
The relative humidity of the forest, coupled with the fact that the tree has been dead for so long, provides the soil for this species to reproduce.Yes, those are termites!Typically, two or three out of ten dead trees harbor termites.Fortunately, the dead tree Yang Ming chose happened to have a termite nest.When honey-coated branches are inserted into dead trees, the sticky honey is a natural enemy of termites.Ouyang Ming just rotated the branches and pulled them out.
"My God!" Fuji Fengxue Huahua's face suddenly turned pale, and she couldn't believe what was happening in front of her.There were so many silvery-white termites on the sticky branches that they seemed to faint at the sight of a phobia of trysts.Each termite's body appears to be much larger than its limbs, and upon closer inspection, it even appears to be transparent.Perhaps because they inflame better, these termites are usually larger, each about the size of a soybean, and when grouped together they can look scary.
In other words, termites have high nutritional value.Some backward tribes in Africa even often live on termites, but this is a blessing, unlike other black people, who have abnormal abdomens due to lack of nutrition.Of course, Ouyang Ming is not as angry as them because he has better choices.Yangming took out the hot pot and used the fire escape to dissipate the heat. Then he took out the cooking oil from the bag he carried with him and poured a lot of it into it.At this point, I'm afraid many people have already guessed it.That's right, Ouyang Ming is going to blow up termites!
Before frying, Ouyang mixed a bowl of starch with water, then brushed it on the termites, and then fried them.Bang, bang, bang!When the termites fall like raindrops, covered with starch and honey, and when they come into contact with the hot cooking oil, it's like Mars colliding with the earth, making a delightful crunching sound.
"Okay, let's make it official," Ouyang Ming said dejectedly, pleading for "future storms."When he heard Ouyang Ming's words, Yuzhi Boden's eyes lit up.He quickly told the black and white people, "Quick! Go get the chef over and take a good look at Ouyang Ming, how he cooks!"
At this time, Boban Yu Zhi was already hungry and wanted to run to the place where Yangming was broadcasting live, catch him and come back to cook for him!What exactly is going on?What a pervert!In the past, looking at Ouyang Ming's burnt termites, Yu Zhibo almost drooled.Seeing that Tian was pitiful, he blamed Black and White for letting Yu Zhilang order the dishes that Yan Yangming had been cooking during this period. He spoiled his mouth and couldn't get used to other people's cooking!
"Yes, yes, I'm going, I'm going!" Black and White wiped away cold sweat and almost escaped from the office. The chefs in the Hokage Building called over.The chefs were tall and big, thinking that King Huo Ying was finally going to use them, so they walked into the office happily one after another.Who would have known that when I opened the door, I saw a solemn and close distant living figure sitting on a small stool, watching live TV attentively!
What’s even more annoying is that the protagonist of the live broadcast turned out to be Yang Ming!The so-called peers are enemies. As chefs employed by the Hokage Studio, they are naturally very proud.But even so, for the famous chef Ouyang Ming, they are not sure.
Yuzhi waved her hand, glanced at them on the spot, and greeted impatiently: "Lengdu, come here quickly, Ouyang Ming has started cooking!" A group of chefs looked confused and still didn't understand the situation.Seeing the situation, Black and White smiled awkwardly, "Master Shadow wants you to learn how to cook Ouyang Ming, and then cook for him." For a moment, a group of chefs looked at each other, with countless thoughts in their hearts. Creatures are running.
It was a late autumn evening.Occasionally, a group of geese will fly across the sky in a V-shape.When a group of wild geese flew over the heads of Yang Ming and his group, under Yang Ming's instructions, the ghost shark blew out smoke and then ran away.boom!A high-pressure water gun made entirely of water, as if made of divine providence, fires at the lead goose with unparalleled accuracy!Snapped!The leading goose whimpered, and his whole body was hurt like never before, like a kite with a broken string.
It staggered at first, and then could no longer stand up on its own. It flapped its wings in vain, but it still couldn't save itself and fell crookedly from the sky.When the mutation was born, the other geese panicked, and suddenly the birds and beasts scattered in all directions, panicking and running away.The leading goose fell into the forest.With the help of the falling force, it broke dozens of branches of different thicknesses, and finally landed on the left not far from Yangming.
At this moment, the goose's head no longer looked like its usual glory, and its body was scattered with beautiful feathers. A criss-cross blood stain spread all over its body, making it look very ugly, like an ugly duckling.There is a reason why Ouyang Ming wants the Chimera to hunt the leading goose.Generally speaking, in order to win the position, the goose that can lead must be stronger than the other geese.This means the goose meat is tougher and tastes better when cooked.Ouyang Ming walked to the leader goose, but unexpectedly found that it had not been killed. It made a "clucking" sound in its mouth, as if to accuse Ouyang Ming of why he treated it like this.
But humans became humans because over thousands of years of evolution, we hunted other creatures, which is how we got to the top of the food chain.Ouyang Ming showed no mercy and gave the leading goose one last chance.Then, boil the water in the pot, put the whole goose into the pot, wait until there is some foam in the water, then drain the goose out of the water, and then pull out all the feathers of the goose.Then, Ouyang Ming pulled out the feathers from the goose's belly, cut it open, and hollowed out its internal organs.
Fresh, delicious honey is then applied to the skin of the goose, and the goose is roasted on a tree branch grill. "The element of fire! The art of impatiens fire!"
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