(Naruto) Me and my two tubas

Konoha, the third training ground.

At the end of February, the weather was far from hot, but under the bright sun, three young men were standing in front of a table, riding in the same posture, with weights on their wrists, bandages on their bodies, and faces. He was bruised and bruised because of the fierce battle he had just experienced.

Sarutobi Hiruzen held a bald brush in his mouth, and with a lot of snot and tears, he wrote a letter of apology with difficulty: [...The so-called ninja is a person who has to endure everything. He must have the perseverance to never admit defeat and never lose it. Be sensible and always keep your responsibilities in mind. Even in the most relaxed moments, you cannot (cross out) drink (cross out) and indulge. You must...]

Yamanaka Kareiro was riding on his left side, wiping his eyes and sniffling from time to time, racking his brains: [... Respecting teachers and teachings is the foundation of being a human being, and the way of being a ninja. Cherish your companions and respect your seniors. But there must be demands that are unreasonable and go against the ninja's way of being a ninja...]

On the right of the two of them, the fellow sufferer Akimichi Toriyama bore double the burden, enduring the roar in his belly, with the same trembling hands: [...the three ninja warnings, quit gambling, quit sex, and quit money. Gambling will cause problems in people's hearts. Greed, especially gambling, once you fall into the abyss of gambling, the way of tolerance will be destroyed, and even your willpower will be lost...]

After sleeping, Xiaochun stood in front of these three people, supervising them with a serious face, and from time to time helped these three poor people with limited mobility to sharpen their ink.

Hiruzen whimpered: "Uuwuwu...I can't write anymore..."

Yamanaka Hailiang wiped his eyes: "Me too, ugh - Hiruzen, do you still remember any haiku?"

Hiruzen Zhensheng: "If I had written it down earlier, but I didn't!"

There is no way to pick up the mountain pot without opening it: "Love letter——"

Hiruzen went crazy: "Shut up! The only words I can recite are words of love!"

After going to bed, Xiaochun scolded: "Hey, no chatting until the self-reflection letter is completed!"

Since entering the judicial department, Xiaochun has become more and more serious, especially the way he glares is particularly like Tobirama Senju, so the three of them can only hang their heads and endure the pain of writing their own confessions.

No matter how difficult it is to write a self-criticism, it must be handed over to the teacher in the end. After a long period of torture, the three of them lined up to enter Senju Tobirama's office holding the self-reflection that they were ashamed to see in person.

The master's office is visibly busy, with rows of bookcases taking up all the walls. In addition to the area for the master to write, the desk is also filled with all kinds of books and files.

However, these documents scattered everywhere are neatly organized, so they don't look cluttered.

If Uchiha Izuna actually only manages the Intelligence Department and the Interrogation Department, then Senju Tobirama's real powers and responsibilities include justice, education and some publicity, which is completely different from his older brother and younger sister who loves fishing. The workload is staggeringly huge.

As a direct disciple of Senju Tobirama, Hiruzen Sarutobi was of course the first to go. Senju Tobirama behind the desk did not waste any time. He directly put down his pen and pushed away the document he was reviewing. He raised his head and said, "Hiruzhan, you come first."

Sarutobi Hiruzen handed over a letter of apology, bowed his head, and learned from the pain: "Master! I know I was wrong! In the past few days..."

Yamanaka Hiroshi and Akimichi Toriyama stood side by side. While they listened to Hiruzen's sincere repentance, they also hated themselves for drinking too much during the friendship.

Talking about gossip is a common pleasure for everyone, but you can't just be tempted to do something just because Master and Maki-sensei are not in Konoha!

Sarutobi Hiruzen finally finished the review, and his back was covered in cold sweat - although the master didn't say anything, the scrutinizing gaze alone was enough to create a sense of oppression.

Next it was Hailiang and Toriyama's turn. They completed their self-examination with a sluggish mind, and took turns experiencing the same pressure as Hiruzen.

But just as the three of them were waiting for the final judgment, Senju Tobirama suddenly stood up from his position: "Xiaoharu, yesterday and today's documents have been sorted together. This batch will be sent out first, and the others will be dealt with when I come back."

Xiaochun turned to bed and said: "Yes!"

After explaining the work matters, Tobirama turned his attention to the three people with drooped heads: "Put all the self-criticisms here. You three can go back."

As soon as he finished speaking, Senju Tobirama disappeared behind the desk, apparently using the Flying Thunder God to teleport away.

The three reviewers looked at each other, and Hailiang held his chest and let out a long sigh of relief.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was still in disbelief: "...can we go?"

"Bring me two documents when you return to the mission department." Xiaoharu sorted out the documents and gave him a positive answer, "Of course, Lord Tobirama has agreed... You are lucky, there should be something urgent in the village. , Lord Tobirama has no time to care about you."

Question: How does it feel to watch your sister who ran away from home (elope) fall from the sky?

Senju Hashirama: Fortunately, no problem, I was a little frightened. It would be better if Madara is not with me.

There is a tight barrier surrounding Konoha Village. If you want to enter from the area outside the gate, you must know the instructions of the barrier. Even among jounin, there are few people who understand this. Only the ninjas in the barrier class The exception is the group of strongest combatants in Konoha.

This is probably the first time a legal opening has been opened directly above the Konoha barrier since it was set up... Fortunately, the person entering is one of our own.

The cry of the black hawk sounded in the mid-air, and then a huge shadow of the black hawk flashed by, followed by the airborne landing of the long-awaited reunion - aiming at the cliff behind the Hokage Building, which is the mountain behind the Hokage Yanyan. .

After not seeing each other for more than half a year, Anzu and Maki look a lot different. Of course, their appearance is still the same, but their expressions are more relaxed and relaxed, and even their smiles have become more cheerful. This is something that flat photos cannot fully describe. The temperament expressed is like...a bird being released.

Both of them were wearing loose cloaks. Xing landed directly, only slightly cushioned by Mu Dun. Under her cloak was a tight-fitting white singlet. She carried two large scrolls on her back, and Konoha's forehead protector was pinned to her belt. On top of her head, her long hair was braided into a thick braid on the back of her head. The headband looked like it was made by Uchiha.

Maki wanted to be more relaxed. She landed lightly, her long curly hair was tied high behind her head, and her forehead protector was tied to her left upper arm. The outfit inside the cloak was divided into upper and lower ends, with a thin waist exposed in the middle. Her waist was A pair of dragonfly-like wings were born - she used these wings to fly. Hashirama had never seen a similar technique before, and it looked very much like a blood successor.

Not only that, Maki was holding a timid little girl in her arms. This must be Yukina. Hashirama looked at the little girl's silver hair and black eyes, and fell into a subtle hesitation for a moment.

Should I ask about Maki's wings first, or the origin of this child? If this child is - no, no, no, how is it possible? Xing's research on biological cultivation must not have reached this stage yet... Otherwise, it would be better to just ask Xing about her experience in the past six months. At least it will be safe...

Senju Hashirama was still hesitating, but Uchiha Madara asked directly: "Maki, what's going on with you?"

Maki put the child down: "I'm back Madara, I am now the Nanao Jinchuriki, this is the power of Chongming - yes, the name of Nanao is Chongming."

Thousands of Hands: ? ? ?

Uchiha Madara was stunned for a moment, then frowned: "You made yourself a jinchuriki?!"

Maki clasped his hands together: "Madara, there's nothing wrong with the Jinchuriki. Nanao is very cute."

Hashirama recalled the appearance of Nanao in his mind, and was confused by the description of the big insect as "cute". Then he looked at Xing in a daze - he recalled that except for "Chongming", everything in the letter "King Mu" is also mentioned.

Uchiha Madara looked at Xing at the same time: "You just follow Maki and make your own decisions?"

"Because the best way to understand the tailed beasts is to become a Jinchuuriki..." Xing hesitated, her eyes wandering, but she quickly calmed down, and even felt a little proud, "Actually, I also sealed the five tails. ...Look!”

As soon as the words fell, there was a bang, and a big fluffy white tail emerged from under Xing's cloak, about as tall as a person.

Senju Hashirama:? ? ? ! ! !

I just haven't seen Xing in half a year, but why does my sister look like her species has changed? !

"The Five-Tails also has a name. His name is King Mu, and he is also a good and obedient boy." Maki said, "The Six-Tails is also sealed in the scroll. Although we have not communicated with him, we know that his name is Rhinoceros." dog."

Senju Hashirama immediately understood the thoughts of these two people. If Mito sealed the Kyuubi as a last resort, then Anzu and Maki did it completely on their own initiative.

There are ancient secrets hidden in the tailed beasts, which are related to chakra, Zetsu, Kaguya and that ancient era. It’s no wonder they made this choice - becoming a jinchuriki is nothing to Anzu and Maki. The risk is too great, but the benefits that can be gained from this move are not small.

Just when Uchiha Madara was about to say something, Senju Tobirama suddenly appeared. He said to the two of them: "You are back, I am-"

Senju Tobirama:...?

Senju Tobirama's voice stopped suddenly. He looked at his sister's big tail and Maki's small wings, and fell into confusion.

"It's Tobirama-san, long time no see." Xing immediately put away her tail and said seriously, "This is the effect of borrowing the power of the tailed beasts. King Mu and I have discussed it - it is the five-tails. The ultimate jinchūriki is the complete tail. Transformation into a beast, but we still have a way to practice."

Maki also untied her cloak and folded the wings on her lower back. Unfortunately, there was a large dark scar on her lower back under the wings, which was particularly eye-catching against her plain white skin.

She said: "The nine tailed beasts can actually communicate, and the chakra of the tailed beasts can be used by jinchūriki - the wings are really convenient, I can fly without Kuroha's help... Madara, Izumi Where’s Brother Nai?”

"Izuna is still on a mission outside the village, but he can return to Konoha tonight." Uchiha Madara took a deep breath, "Maki, follow me first."

It looked like a settlement was about to be made, but Maki was not afraid at all. She waved to Xing: "Xue Na will give it to you first, and the seal of Vulpix will be the same. I will go home tonight."

Qianju Xing: "Okay, let's go tonight -"

Uchiha Madara glared at her.

Senju Xing immediately shut up obediently.

Seeing the two people's backs disappearing on the cliff, Senju Hashirama quietly approached his little sister. He looked at Xuena sadly: "Xing, tell the truth to the elder brother, this child... this child How did she get here?"

Senju Xing looked confused: "What are you thinking about, big brother? Of course we adopted him."

"But this child looks a bit similar to you all! Last time you explained to me the possibility of using chakra and cells to cultivate children, saying that even people of the same sex can have offspring, and the growth rate is unusual-"

Senju Hashirama didn't believe it, and turned to ask his almighty second brother: "Tobirama, can it be done with the current technology?"

Senju Tobirama was looking at the cliff in a trance, as if he was reminiscing about something, and ignored his elder brother who had a clear mind.

Senju Xing was helpless, patted the little girl's back comfortingly, and said to Hashirama: "How is this possible! Xue Nai was born in the Kingdom of Water and has the Ice Release Blood Successor. She was being hunted at the time, so we I just took it away."

"So that's it... Hahaha." Hashirama rubbed the back of his head awkwardly, trying to change the subject, "Tobirama? What are you thinking about?"

Senju Tobirama suddenly came back to his senses: "No, it's nothing."