(Naruto) Me and my two tubas

"Establish the police department and let the Uchiha clan take full responsibility... They will definitely do a good job." The second generation Hokage Senju Tobirama said to his disciple, "Danzo, you will convey this order - let Hiruzen Come see me."

"Yes!"

Danzo Shimura accepted the order in a deep voice and then left instantly.

After Danzo left, Senju Tobirama looked through the window at Yan Yan behind the Hokage's office building. The portrait of his eldest brother was looking at him silently, and at the Ninja Village hidden in the woods.

The village is currently experiencing external and internal troubles. Whenever he thinks of the ninja war that just ended, Senju Tobirama is filled with worry.

Although Konoha won the war, the various ninja clans in the village were filled with more complex conflicts, but one day...

Senju Tobirama stood up to close the window, but the moment he stood up, a sudden dizziness hit him. This dizziness came too suddenly and was no different from an enemy attack, so the second generation Hokage He reacted in an instant, opened up his perception, prepared for battle, and then——

The whole Konoha has changed.

Sarutobi Hiruzen felt that the master sitting behind the desk seemed to be different - of course the master was still the same master, but it felt like he had changed from the ordinary version of the master to the one who stayed up late for three days and three nights. Version.

Oops.

Senju Tobirama behind the desk said quietly: "... Hiruzen? Koharu?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately jumped up on the spot, and Koharu, who was sitting behind the desk opposite him, also stood up quickly. They said in unison: "Here!"

Senju Tobirama's scrutinizing gaze swept across the two of them coldly. Koharu was suddenly covered in cold sweat, while Hiruzen couldn't hold himself together and said to himself: "I was wrong, Master! I shouldn't have participated in the bet - I’m going to write a review right away!!!”

Koharu (tactical rear millimeter version jg): Hiss——

Senju Tobirama's eyes were locked on Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Oh... a gambling game?"

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I don’t dare anymore!”

Senju Tobirama: "You mean...brother?"

Hiruzen lowered his head to his chest: "Yes..."

Senju Tobirama was silent for a while: "What is the content of your bet?"

"I, we..." Hiruzen had already started to show off, but the teacher's sight and chakra were so terrifying. Adhering to the spirit of honesty and leniency, Hiruzen gritted his teeth, "We are betting... Master, when will you catch up? Maki-sensei.”

Qianju Tobirama didn't understand: "What did you say? Repeat it to me truthfully."

Hiruzen choked up: "True to the truth, ugh——'When did Senju Tobirama propose to Uchiha Maki'..."

Senju Tobirama: "...Uchiha?!"

Senju Tobirama seemed to understand something. He was silent for a long time, looking at the two disciples in front of him with complex eyes. Although both of them were very nervous, they did not feel anything wrong with the content of this bet.

"..." Senju Tobirama finally recovered his thinking, and he asked a question he thought was safe, "...Where is Danzo?"

Hiruzen knew this question, and he answered smoothly: "Duanzo is in a pig farm. He is responsible for sorting piglets and matching pig breeds recently."

Senju Tobirama:...? ? ?

After another long period of silence, Qianju Tobijian put down his pen: "I will leave for now, Monkey, Xiaochun, and we will talk about work when I come back."

Although Konoha today is very different from the Konoha in memory, the Marks of the Flying Thunder God everywhere gave Senju Tobirama good psychological comfort. He roughly sensed the ninjas operating in the core of Konoha, and finally chose He had a powerful but unfamiliar chakra - the ninja who dared to wear the mark of the Flying Thunder God must be close to him, but there was no such person in his mind.

It seems to be the difference in this world.

Qian Ju Tojian passed by in an instant, but didn't want to land next to a young woman. She was sitting outside a small shop eating meatballs. She seemed accustomed to his approach. She tucked her raven-black hair behind her ears and raised her head. Looking over: "Brother Tobirama? What's the matter?"

This woman has black hair, black eyes, and a beautiful appearance. There is the Uchiha symbol on the corner of her clothes, but there is an embroidered Senju pattern on her hairband. Plus, she has a familiar temperament - this is a , an Uchiha who has a close relationship with Senju.

What's even more terrifying is that this woman looks 60-70% similar to Izuna.

Senju Tobirama tried hard to calm down: "...Izuna?"

The woman was stunned: "Brother Quan Nai is on an outing mission and won't be able to return to the village until five days later."

Between Thousand Hands: ...

Senju Tobirama: "What about Madara?"

The woman continued to nibble on her meatballs: "Big brother is visiting the Kingdom of Thunder, and Xing and Hashirama are also going as bodyguards."

As a guard? ! Qianju Tobijian suddenly realized something. He turned to look at Yan Yan - as expected, except for his eldest brother's head, the place where he should have been carved was replaced by a big thorny ball.

And the bags under his eyes are quite deep.

Senju Tobirama looked at the sculpture in ecstasy, and after a long time he suddenly realized it. He turned to this beautiful woman and asked tentatively: "U... Maki?"

The woman looked up at him again: "What's wrong? Brother Tobirama, you're acting weird today, maybe you're too tired from work... There's a new grilled fish here, do you want to try it?"

Between Thousand Hands: ...

Between the Thousand Hands: ………

Senju Tobirama thought, either the world is crazy, or he is crazy.

Senju Tobirama sat in his office, lost in thought for a long time.

He has figured out his current situation - he seems to have been exchanged with himself in another world. The two worlds are highly similar, almost everything is the same, except that he has an extra little sister in this world, And Madara and Izuna seem to have a younger sister.

But these are not critical issues. The most important thing is... the Konoha of this world is much better than his own Konoha.

There is no doubt that most of these changes were brought about by Uchiha Maki and Senju Anzu. Senju Tobirama's initial guess is that these two people have also been to other worlds, just like him now.

——Only in this way can all changes be explained.

But regardless of these external factors, objectively speaking, Uchiha Madara is very competent as the second-generation Hokage. The Uchiha clan in this world is also shocking, and the layout of Ninja Village and the Country of Fire is even more unusual.

The Hyuga clan actually has a caged bird, and they will prioritize solving this problem when he returns.

Senju Tobirama thought about it for a while before deciding on a general policy, but in the end he sighed.

What if...he can't go back?

This is the situation Senju Tobirama is least willing to face. He cannot let go of his Konoha, nor can he imagine the village after he leaves. Even if this world is much better than his Konoha, and he in this world There is one more relative...

Senju Tobirama subconsciously opened the drawer and found a sealed photo in a familiar corner. It still showed the young-looking elder brother and himself. The only difference was that there was another person with white hair and red eyes. girl.

This should be Senju Anzu. She looks different from them, but she immediately reminds Tobirama of his long-dead mother...and Xiaozuna. This girl is also similar to Xiaozuna.

The bloodline is really magical. Even just looking at the photo, Senju Tobirama felt that this girl was kind and cute. If he really had a sister, that would be it.

Back then...when the mother gave birth to Itama, it seemed that she was indeed pregnant with twins, but unfortunately one of the baby girls died...

But the apricots of this world survived.

Senju Tobirama was sitting here with a lot of worries, when the door of the office was pushed open again, and Uchiha Maki walked in very naturally, holding a stack of documents in his hand - this woman came to increase his workload again. , and looking at her skilled attitude, this matter has probably been going on for more than ten years.

This truth was too terrifying. Senju Tobirama began to shift his attention. He looked at Uchiha Maki's appearance and suddenly realized that she probably used ninjutsu to maintain her youthful appearance... In terms of age, There shouldn't be much age difference between them. She and Senju Anzu are the same age.

This ninjutsu is mentioned in the secret arts on the other side of the whirlpool, but it requires a chakra yin seal.

But why does she, an Uchiha, also have a Yin seal? !

"Brother Tobirama, all the information about Iwayama Castle is here." Uchiha Maki walked over directly, "There should be a few long-term tasks that need to be released here, but they are not difficult. I think they can be handed over to the new generation of genin."

Senju Tobirama wanted to retreat, but the chair restricted his performance (Reiner was furious), so he had to sit firmly where he was and said dryly: "Well... just let it go for now."

"I will focus on teaching the students these days. The task of the Kingdom of Rain will be left to us. We will take them to see the blood... We will set off the day after tomorrow."

Uchiha Maki quickly reported her thoughts, and then seemed to remember something, so she smiled at him: "Anyway, I will leave the other work to Tobirama brother, thank you for your hard work."

Between Thousand Hands: ...

If you say nice things, then you should send me less documents.

"I'm leaving first. I'll leave my work condolences at the door of the office~" After saying that, Uchiha Maki jumped out of the window and ran away - this woman is a Seven-tailed Jinchuuriki and a giant eagle psychic beast. Her daily travel methods are basically It's flying.

Thousand Hands Tobirama: "..."

Not a single tailed beast in Konoha was allowed out, but the artifact from the Kingdom of Thunder was taken back by them.

"Master..." Hiruzen at the door poked his head around, looking more and more like a monkey, "Maki-sensei left a food box..."

Qianju Tobiran opened the document: "You can eat."

Xiaochun also stuck his head out: "Well...but these are what Master likes..."

Senshou Tobirama pondered what he might think about this world, and had no choice but to say: "... then bring it in."

This world is too scary.

While Uchiha Maki was taking a group of children on a mission, Senju Tobirama was finally able to sort out his experiences in this world. He browsed through all the files, including his experiment records, work notes and Collection from small to large.

Before the establishment of the village in Konoha, everything here was roughly the same as his own experience, except that the little girl here took the path of medical ninja, so the medical ninja of the Senju clan were more powerful, and the number of casualties was much smaller. Many regrets have been made up for.

Senju Tobirama was thinking this with joy when he suddenly turned to "Healing Backup of Mangekyo Sharingan".

Between Thousand Hands: ...

Senju Tobirama looked at the names of the three patients' siblings and fell into a long silence.

Did he read that correctly? When did this treatment begin? His little sister and Uchiha Maki...couldn't they be close friends again...?

If the younger sister’s personality is a replica of the older brother’s…

Between Thousand Hands: ...

Suddenly, I realized my own bitterness in this world.

But after reading all the written records, Tobirama still had incomprehensible doubts.

Before the establishment of the village in Konoha, the Senju Tobirama of this world still had an unbiased view of the Uchiha clan, but after the establishment of the village, there were substantial changes.

Something must have happened to the Uchiha in this world, and his concept has changed as a result, otherwise Uchiha Madara's various records when he became Hokage would not have been so...accepted calmly.

It can't be Uchiha Madara or Uchiha Izuna, and there are no obvious records of other Uchiha. Just judging from the frequency of names, this key factor is undoubtedly Uchiha Maki.

But here's the problem - Senju Tobirama can't find the reason from his existing records.

In these written records, if Madara or Izuna are mentioned, the following records must be more important things, such as the detailed rules when the Intelligence Department was established, the changes in the Mission Department after it was first established, etc.

But once it comes to Uchiha Maki, the following records become bland and even trivial, almost a waste of pen and ink.

Except for a small amount of valuable information, half of the remaining content is a simple itinerary record, and the other half is a running account, and most of the text in the latter begins with "Maki and the little sister."

For example, "On March 1st, Maki and Xiaomei contacted the school's graduates and opened a new class in the hospital's permanent department...", "On May 6th, Maki and Xiaomei added new teaching content to their disciples... …”

Another example is "On July 9, at 10 a.m., Maki entered the archives room", "On December 2, at 1 a.m., Maki left the hospital."...

Etc., etc.

Senju Tobirama simply made a statistics and found that his total records of Uchiha Maki exceeded the sum of her two brothers. Moreover, this record was divided into timelines. They appeared in all work notes, especially There are even running accounts in the experiment manual - most of them appeared in recent years, and relatively rare in the first ten years of Konoha's establishment, with the Great Ninja War in this world as a watershed.

In this regard, Senju Tobirama is simply unbelievable. Although Konoha has always been under his perception, this kind of record is completely worthless. Is it because he is worried that his little sister will be deceived... No, the time is not right. , the motives don’t match either.

Did something happen in the Ninja World War? The Ninja World War in this world broke out very early, and it was instigated by Konoha. It ended with the Fire Nation defeating the Four Nations Alliance, but it was this victory, Only then did Konoha win long-term peace and the status of the head of the Ninja Village.

The eldest brother would actually approve of Konoha's participation in the war!

Senju Tobirama couldn't help but recall his Konoha Village. Everything was going well before his eldest brother was alive, but when his eldest brother died of illness... the peace was broken, and the ninja war in their world broke out almost impatiently.

Although he himself led the village to victory, the losses were extremely heavy. He even had to use the ninjutsu of Earth Reincarnation, which completely broke the bottom line of ethics and morality.

Compared with the tragedy in my memory, the price Konoha paid for victory in this world is almost insignificant!

Also, with the eldest brother here, Madara and Izuna, and even the younger sister and Maki, how could Konoha just win miserably?

The premature death of the eldest brother is inseparable from the decisive battle in the Valley of the End. Although he successfully killed Uchiha Madara, his life was overdrawn for it.

In this world, not only does the eldest brother live a healthy life, but the second child of the eldest brother and sister-in-law did not die in infancy. She was saved by the younger sister and Maki.

Haruki and Xiaozuna are both safe and happy. The strong Konoha can give them a sufficient sense of security. There are more survivors in the Senju clan...

The more Senju Tobirama compares, the more unwilling he becomes, but even if he can go back smoothly, he can't make his Konoha look exactly like this one - in his world, everyone is dead.

As for Maki over there...she probably died when she was a baby just like her little sister.

Another day when he was checking information, Senju Tobirama suddenly caught a familiar chakra at the door of Konoha. He teleported over without hesitation and saw a familiar figure outside the door.

His eldest brother was standing at the gate registering names, and Uchiha Madara was standing aside holding the Hokage's hat. There was also a tall young woman beside his eldest brother, pointing at the roster.

As soon as Senju Tobirama landed, the three of them looked up at him together. In addition to the eldest brother's familiar "Tobirama Tobirama! We are back!", the woman with silver hair and red eyes also waved to him, "Second brother We are back!"

...Sure enough, the real person is more friendly than the image in the photo.

Senju Tobirama paused and strode over: "Brother, little sister, second generation...is everything going well?"

"It went very smoothly. Everyone in other Ninja Villages is very friendly!" Hashirama answered quickly, "This time the trade agreement was also signed successfully!"

"Everything goes well." Uchiha Madara nodded to him, and then asked, "Where are Maki and Izuna?"

Senju Tobirama: "They all have outing missions."

"Of course it will go smoothly. After all, the impact of the last ninja war is still there. Second brother, we brought you local specialties." Xing said while signing, "...Brother, the position of your name is wrong again. "

Hashirama probed: "What? Wrong again?"

The two siblings began to discuss seriously about the location of the signature. Senju Tobirama looked at this strange yet familiar sister with her back to him, and couldn't help but reach out and rub her head.

Xing looked back at him: "What's wrong, second brother?"

Senju Tobirama smiled: "...It's nothing."

After signing his name, Hashirama also extended his hand: "I'll come too!"

"???" Xing was pressed on the head again, which was simply baffling.

Hashirama hahaha: "Xing, you are still the same as you were when you were a child. Do you remember? When you were a child, you would never get angry no matter how much I teased you."

Xing smiled: "What? Brother, so that's what you think. What's the problem - I'll help you relive your childhood!"

The brother and sister turned against each other on the spot. Senju Tobirama didn't care about this human tragedy. He cast his vigilant gaze on Uchiha Madara - and his raised hand.

Uchiha Madara put down his hand as if nothing had happened: "Hashirama, Anzu, let's go back to the Hokage Building first."

Senju Tobirama: Ha.

Soon, Senju Tobirama met the Uchiha Izuna of this world.

Compared with the arrogant man who was killed in his memory, Uchiha Izuna in this world seems to be more calm. Although his attitude is still unfriendly, just being able to communicate with him calmly makes Senju Tobirama I feel very uncomfortable.

It’s quite hard for me to think about myself in this world.

As the time he stayed in this world increased, Senju Tobirama also learned everything he wanted to know. After all, to him, Konoha's information was basically all public.

Maybe there is indeed a problem with the way he treats other ninjas, and the Uchiha clan should not be isolated. This is what the elder brother does not want to see.

It all depends on people. It is still possible for the various ninja clans to become harmonious again. No matter how much time it takes, it is worth it. After all, Konoha in this world has proven its feasibility.

But... what if he can't go back?

Senju Tobirama began to think about this issue frequently. In addition to his desire to go back, there is also the Senju Tobirama in this world - if it is really a mutual exchange, then when he faces Konoha in another world, what will he do? What a shock and disappointment.

Having lost almost all their relatives, friends, subordinates and lovers... all that was left was Konoha, which was troubled internally and externally.

Just when he was thinking this, Qianju Tobirama felt a familiar dizziness.

It was a very ordinary afternoon. Senju An and Uchiha Maki were studying how to grow spices in their small garden. Tobirama suddenly used the Thunder God to teleport to them.

Xing: "What's wrong, Brother Tobirama?"

Maki: "Is this an emergency?"

"It's not... you..." Tobirama looked at them carefully, and after hesitating for a moment, he still said, "Have I said anything strange recently?"

Xing and Maki looked at each other, and then Xing bravely asked: "...Does this count for you?"

Tobori: "..."

Tobirama: "...Nothing, I'm leaving first."