(Naruto) Me and my two tubas

I had a very happy New Year this year.

Brother Hashirama's idea of ​​having a dinner party came true, although the process was a bit awkward...well, very embarrassing.

It was obviously a dinner party for eight people, but the composition of the participants was extremely unreasonable. One family + five single dogs, I don’t know how it came together.

The incompatibility between Tobirama and Izuna is hard to express in words. Madara’s hand is stuck in his arm again. Haruki, who is usually silly and bold, is much quieter tonight. In such an atmosphere, Mito-san almost laughs. Not coming out.

But fortunately, we have the lovely generation of Konoha Village here.

Brother Hashirama is crazy! A glass of wine was given to everyone, and no one could escape his drinking. He even dragged Brother Ban into the whirlpool of drinking in the end!

Wonderful, Brother Quanna entered the room right after—Brother Quanna has a better drinking capacity than Brother Madara.

The Uchiha brothers have already ended. How could Tobirama just watch his eldest brother drink like this?

But based on so many years of life experience, I guess Brother Tobirama's drinking capacity is very poor, but Brother Tobirama doesn't panic at all. He looks like he won't get drunk after a thousand drinks. He's too strong. I still have a lot to tell him. Brother study!

I haven't tested Anzu and Maki's alcohol capacity, but I won't let myself get drunk. After drinking for three rounds, I changed myself to honey water mixed with amazake, and on the pretext of playing karuta, I grabbed Haruki and ran away. .

Mito-san even nodded appreciatively at me - if I don't leave, Hashirama-san will feed the wine into Haruki's mouth.

A two-player board game like karuta is certainly not fun to play by yourself, so of course I cast a dangerous gaze on Haruki.

The poor kid didn't notice anything and still said happily: "Sister Maki, do you want to play karuta with me? Then you have found the wrong person. My card skills are very good!"

This is quite true. After all, Haruki learned all gambling games from Hashirama when he was very young. What’s even more frightening is that his gambling luck is really good, at least better than his elder brother.

"Okay then, let's compare."

My Maki said with a smile, and touched the child's head lovingly.

*

Senju Tobirama was the first to exit the drinking party.

Although this was just a trivial drinking competition, Senju Tobirama felt inexplicably "losing" under Izuna's subtle expression.

The eldest brother has already put his arms around Uchiha Madara's shoulders and let himself go completely. Mito sister went to bring soup to the eldest brother. The younger sister and Haruki were sitting by the window. Uchiha Maki was... playing karuta with Haruki?

Such a scene would have been unimaginable last year.

Senju Tobirama observed from a distance for a moment, and then realized that his little sister seemed, perhaps, to be giving Maki a pass.

They don't need hand signals or verbal cues. The two of them can convey a lot of information even if they look at each other, and Haruki can't even notice these secret little movements.

Senju Tobirama listened to Haruki's pitiful words: "How, how could it be! It's really 'Hanami Shu', damn it, it's been seen through!"

Then Maki Uchiha chuckled softly: "It's just a fluke. I have good luck tonight."

Qingshu was greatly shocked: "I, I have lost five games in a row..."

So Senju Xing said quietly: "Hey, Qingshu, there is someone outside. It seems that Maki's card skills are better than yours."

Thousand Hands Tobirama: "..."

At this moment, Senju Tobirama felt a familiar feeling from the bottom of his heart: If this wasn't my biological sister...

These two ninjas, who could be considered to be powerful Kage-level warriors, joined forces in a tacit understanding, just to teach a child who had just learned the Three Body Technique a lesson on how to stop gambling. The stakes in this small bet were desserts, and Anzu and Maki kept winning. Then they took the fruits one by one from Haruki's food box, or put them in their own boxes. Or break it up and share it immediately, which is extremely cruel!

When the last big fortune was finally taken away from Qingshu's food box, Qingshu threw away the cards and cried to himself, like a little red mushroom: "I...I will never play cards again. Already..."

Senju Xing held her little nephew in her arms: "Well said! Gambling is the root of all evil. Haruki has a good understanding, and he must keep it up!"

Uchiha Maki continued: "A ninja should be mentally determined. Although gambling and money are very attractive, they should not be too addicted."

After that, Maki picked up a small mochi and fed it to Haruki: "Xing is just teasing you, it's just a few fruits. Xing has also prepared a special New Year's gift for Haruki."

Haruki ate the mochi and immediately burst into laughter, looking at her little aunt expectantly.

Seeing that the final outcome of the bet had been determined, Senju Tobirama realized that he had done nothing, just watched the present quietly.

He always felt that something was wrong, but for a while he couldn't find the problem. Maybe it was because he was drunk. He thought hard for a while and finally gave up embarrassing himself.

"Tobirama!" Senju Hashirama didn't know when he got behind his younger brother. He grabbed his younger brother's neck with one arm, "Since Anzu and Maki can get along so well, look at you and Izuna..."

Thousand Hands Tobirama: "..."

Hard, fist hard.

Tobirama, who was drunk, could even suggest to himself that he was his eldest brother and could not take action. His rational thinking was so terrifying, but Hashirama had no idea that he was testing on the verge of danger. He looked at his sister and eldest son in fascination, and murmured: "Tobirama, do you remember the last time Anzu teased someone like this?"

Qian Shu Feijian was stunned for a moment and then fell silent.

He didn't answer, but both brothers knew the answer well.

It was before Itama died.

After a long time, Senju Hashirama laughed softly: "Before we formed an alliance with Uchiha, Anzu and Haruki rarely laughed so happily."

*

With the passing of the new year, the construction of the Ninja Village continues in full swing, and more and more tasks are assigned to Konoha. At this time, the advantages of the alliance between the two races and the Ninja Village have been completely revealed - who wouldn't want to hire a thousand-year-old? What about the forces jointly built by Hand and Uchiha?

Compared with other ninjas, the cost-effectiveness of hiring Konoha ninjas is simply earth-shattering!

But the ninja clan who could see the advantages of Konoha also responded quickly. Ninja villages were established on this continent one after another. After all, Konoha is a ninja village that only belongs to the Land of Fire. At present, we have no interference in the territories of other countries and ninja clans. idea.

The first one to appear was the Rock Hidden Village in the Earth Kingdom. The ninjas of the Rock and Earth line took the lead in establishing an alliance, and the great ninja clans in the Earth Kingdom joined one after another.

Immediately afterwards, the newly born Iwagakure sent a request to visit Konoha to the Hokage's desk - the posture was very low, indicating that he wanted to learn advanced experience.

Brother Hashirama naturally wrote back immediately in agreement, but Brother Madara was very dissatisfied with this: "It's just a poor imitator..."

However, Madara just looked down on Iwagakure and had no objection to Hashirama's decision.

But no matter what, the trend of Ninja Village is inevitable. Uchiha and Senju once again changed the fate of ninjas on this continent.

Such a powerful Konoha has a huge attraction for the ninja clans around the Land of Fire. After more than a year of grinding, the Hyuga clan with the Byakugan Blood Successor finally officially signed an alliance with Konoha and will immediately begin relocation and integration.

With enthusiasm for the upcoming new equipment, I set aside twelve places for the lovely Hinata in the six departments of the hospital - my request is very simple, it doesn't matter the amount of chakra or the ability of the ninja. As long as you can use the Byakugan.

Clam! Konoha Hospital is about to have a luxury team with a left-hand Sharingan and a right-hand Byakugan. What a magical day this is!

However, before Hinata gradually moved into Konoha, Madara and Hashirama received the most difficult task Konoha has ever received.

They are going to capture the demon fox.

Demon fox...

"Real or false?" I was in disbelief when I first heard about this mission. "Isn't this an excuse made up to cover up the massacre of civilians and annihilation of villages? The demon fox sounds too..."

The style of painting is different.

"Demon fox should be just a title."

Brother Quanna pointed out the mission to me: "There is indeed a force in the Kingdom of Thunder that ordinary ninjas cannot deal with. A large number of farmland and cottages have been destroyed. This information is unmistakable, and we doubt this so-called' The demon fox' is a 'tailed beast'."

"Tailed beast" refers to a life form that is condensed after a large number of chakras are materialized. There are more than one, and they often have weird and terrifying huge shapes. The biggest feature is that they have varying numbers of tails.

Even though Konoha's understanding of tailed beasts is only these few lines, this is also the content of documents that Izuna and Tobirama pieced together from the ancient books of the two clans.

After reading this information, I couldn't help but think of profound questions such as "Which one is bigger, the tailed beast or the Konoha Gundam?" However, no matter how powerful the tailed beast is, with Madara and Hashirama teaming up, they can always escape unscathed. no problem.

Even if you don't mention Madara's eyes and Gundam, Hashirama has already mastered the magical sage mode. There's no reason why the two of them can't beat the tailed beast with their cooperation... right?

"Why don't you let me and Xing go." My Maki put down the task, "My kaleidoscope is aimed at the power of energy. This 'demon fox' or 'tailed beast' is an energy body, so I should be more suitable."

But the brothers rejected my proposal as expected. Brother Hashirama patiently explained: "You can use sealing to deal with energy bodies, and the black shadow that attacked you last time was also an energy body. There may be a connection between them. We Need to know more information."

"Sneaky things can only hide in the shadows. Destroying the bunker will cause them to perish..." Madara sneered, and then said to me, "We won't be away for too long, and we will definitely be completely merged into the wood before Hinata." Ye Qian is back, don’t worry.”

"That's right!" Brother Hashirama added, "And Maki's kaleidoscope can restrain the 'black shadow', and Konoha also needs Maki's protection."

The eldest brothers have made up their minds, so I will no longer recommend myself. After the two eldest brothers leave the village, their work will be temporarily divided among the few of us. I will still have to work overtime for a long time.

Since overtime is unavoidable, for the future of Konoha Hospital, I took over the relocation of the Hyuga clan.

Just after Madara and Hashirama embarked on their journey to the Land of Thunder, my Anzu set off to the current clan territory of the Hyuga clan, and saw...a lot of black Naganao.

The members of the Hyuga clan are accustomed to wearing accessories like headscarves and forehead protectors. Almost all people with white eyes cover their foreheads. I guess what they are covering is the famous Hyuga Seal - the Hyuga clan's curse on blood inheritance. The level of tension is no less than that of Uchiha, and in order to prevent the Byakugan from leaking out, they also carved a spell. Once the body with the curse seal dies or the Byakugan is dug out, their blood inheritance will be destroyed immediately.

And almost all members of the Hyuga clan will be cursed when they are young. Their control and protection of the Byakugan can be said to be meticulous. In this regard, Uchiha has to be inferior.

The effect of the Hyuga Curse Seal is so useful that many ninjas, including Uchiha, have tried to get information. However, the Hyuga clan is a great ninja clan after all, and so far no information related to the Curse Seal has been leaked.

I am really curious about this curse seal, but considering that Hinata is about to be merged into Konoha, and according to Konoha's principle of not forcing ninjas to donate their secret techniques, I can't take the initiative to mention it no matter how curious I am.

Well... let's hire a CT machine first!

The author has something to say: Kyuubi: It's coming, those two men are coming...

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Suddenly I remembered the password to open my Sword and Sword old account. As soon as I logged in, I was so embarrassed by the ancient game name that I almost didn’t want to play anymore.

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The caged bird should be regarded as Hinata's biggest secret besides the blood succession. Even if Konoha would not reveal it, I guess the specific function of the caged bird may not be revealed until the second generation. After all, the second generation of the clan should not be able to stand Hinata's clan system? After all, the lives of so many Hyuga ninjas were in the hands of the clan leader, which seemed to hang in the balance.

It was gradually decrypted in the third generation. Neji's father was probably also a big event. Then during the chunin exam, Neji and Naruto were able to take off their forehead protectors and explain passionately when they were halfway through the fight.

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I couldn't find the surnames of Onoki and his father Ishikawa, so I made up a rock and soil lineage.