Meiman: Assassin Wushuang of a Wizard of Science

“I feel that women are cat-like creatures and men are more like dogs.

Dogs are loyal and friendly, while cats are cold, independent and unreliable.

I feel warmer when a dog is by my side - cats are confusing, and so are women.

Men show more confidence around men than around women.

You always need to keep an arm's length distance from women.We don’t want someone to control our souls and women have a habit of doing that.Therefore, women have a special hormone that is intertwined with love and hate.

But I feel like I have better relationships with my male friends than with my female friends.With women, once the romance is gone, for whatever reason, they never stay friends with me. "

A man was sitting at the bar talking, but his deformed body and ill-fitting suit made him look very funny - he looked just like the penguin in the igloo behind him, bloated and squat.

"Hey, take him down. Who in Gotham dares to go against the great Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot?"

"That's right, I see that these women are lining up eagerly to give you something back."

"Oh, so you don't understand my suffering... I have never touched money, I have no interest in money..."

"Penguin, my old friend, you're at it again!"

"Don't talk nonsense! He has started, but not quite yet."

This shelter made of ice was instantly filled with the teasing voices of various villains, and they had no scruples.

Because Penguins are often the ones who keep their word and value friendship.

He will definitely not hold a grudge.

On the other side of the ice bar, there is a lonely corner.

Wearing a sexy black leather jacket, an abstinent leather whip around her waist, and the same pointy horns as Batman, this is the famous Catwoman.

Catwoman's real name is Selina Kyle, and she is a thief who targets jewelry, cultural relics and other precious works of art.

Her stealing skills are world-class and she can steal targets in any tightly guarded environment, and has escaped from Batman many times.

But sometimes he also helps Batman. He is a character who is both good and evil, and is also one of Batman's ambiguous targets.

However, as a kitten with nine lives, she will always be harmed by her curiosity.

And she estimated that the decision she regretted most in her life was accidentally taking another look at the bat on the roof that night.

From then on, she fell into a bat trap and fell deeper and deeper into it, unable to extricate herself.

"Bruce... I can only wish you good luck."

Shaking the golden color in the ice cup, Catwoman stared at the reflection in it, with a bit of sadness in her eyes.

After all, she only knew how threatening Bruce's current situation was from the closed-circuit television here a few minutes ago.

The Wayne Tower collapses, and Batman fights the Joker with his life or death uncertain.

To be honest, although she wasn't worried about Batman dying, she also hated it if it happened.

She really wanted to get in touch with Bruce, but when the penguin brought her, he also took away all the electronic equipment on her body.

Even a transmitter that Batman had hidden under her softness was seized.

And after waiting for so long, every time she asked about Batman's condition, Penguin always changed the subject and invited her to drink.

Now it was better, the side of the ice cup in her hand was almost turned into cicada wings by her.

"Cobot! What on earth are you going to do!"

Cats are not vegetarians. The anxious Selina smashed the cup at a tiptoeing Emperor Penguin in front of the Penguin.

"You are so brave!"

Seeing his beloved pet being treated like this by others, his body seemed to swell twice with anger.

"Don't forget, who picked up this injured guy like you! It was me, Penguin, not Batman!"

"I didn't say I was coming to save me, you're just being sentimental!"

"Haha, if Killer Croc hadn't accidentally discovered you, a down-and-out stray cat, you don't know what the Joker would have done to those lunatics!"

The Penguin became more and more excited as he talked, and beneath his reddened cheeks was a disgusting mouth spraying out saliva.

"Hehe, ice cream, here I come!"

A crazy woman carrying a sledgehammer walked in from the entrance in a swagger, and ran to the bar very skillfully to order a shaved ice.

But when the other villains on the side saw her, they instantly felt bad.

Especially for those criminals who have been tortured by the Joker, when they see the Joker's former partner, the horrific memories buried in their hearts are instantly triggered.

The whole person was suffering from PTSD.

"How dare you, little bichi, come here? Oh, I understand. It's his little bu~ding who found other women and doesn't want her anymore."

"Get out of here quickly, you are not welcome here."

"..."

Villains such as Killer Croc and Scarecrow used the most vicious words to Harley Quinn, but Harley turned around and said something different than what was asked, "Hee hee, be careful, strawberry flavored ice cream is coming. , it’s still the kind where everyone has a share! Hahaha”

"Well, I don't think this joke comparing strawberry ice cream to plasma is funny."

The corrosive vines on the wall at the entrance slowly faded away, revealing Li Fan and Poison Ivy inside.

"Who are you? Another fighter for justice?"

The two-faced man, wearing a half-brown and half-white suit, took the initiative to negotiate, and the half of his face facing Li Fan was normal.

"Not a righteous fighter, just a guy with the same profession as Deathstroke."

Li Fan took three steps forward and placed the hunting knife and shotgun beside the bar, completely ignoring a group of Penguin boys not far away who were armed with heavy firepower.

"Well, I didn't expect to see you here. At least I can tell Robin that they don't need to look for you. I will leave you in the Batcave."

Looking at the confused Catwoman, Li Fan slowly picked up the ice-cold wine glass next to her and gestured to the people in the distance.

"Everyone, here's a toast to you. Now please sit down properly. I want to find your boss Penguin."

"I'm right here! Are you blind?"

The pudgy Penguin jumped off the bar stool and poked Li Fan's arm viciously with his cane.

Even his younger brother almost shot him. After all, their boss hated being called a dwarf.

"Emmm, is this you?" Li Fan took out a photo of Penguin. This guy has barely grown in 20 years.

"this is me!"

"This is not you!"

A burst of fire suddenly lit up in Li Fan's hand, and the Penguin instantly transformed into a charcoal-grilled penguin.

This embarrassed penguin scurried around on the ground, but then began to melt like a snowman...

All the villains who saw this scene were stunned. What's going on? Our boss is melting?

Is this a Victorian witchcraft?

"Do you know why?"

Li Fan drank down the wine in his hand, smashed the ice glass and wiped his cuffs in disgust.

"Because the chemical raw materials on your body are so heavy, I can smell it even from a distance. Don't you think so, Clayface?"