Meiman: Assassin Wushuang of a Wizard of Science

"Brother! Get up!!"

The whisper of a demon (succubus) came to Li Fan's ears, pulling him out of his sleep.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Li Fan saw a bright blond hair shaking in front of his eyes, and there was an itch on his nose and cheeks.

"What's wrong? Is G fat and counting 3?"

Obviously, this wave is - disconnection and reconnection

"Mom has asked you to eat!"

"Ababa?"

"Ahem! It's going to kill you. Stop sitting down. It's going to be a waste!"

Li Fan's abdomen was hit hard by the little witch in front of him, and his whole internal organs were hurting and feeling happy.True.Herbal medicine can give people a super long life, but it will also cost you a corresponding price, such as infertility or partial physical mutations - the white hair and golden eyes of Geralt, the protagonist of the Witcher series, are manifestations of the mutations.

The herbal medicine given by the system naturally eliminates all side effects.

Original, no.Systematic, okay!

My body has indeed strengthened, but it still hurts!

"Let's go, let's eat."

At the dinner table, Aunt Susan's nagging and making pancakes went hand in hand.

"Li Fan, you didn't close the window properly.

It rained so heavily yesterday that the blanket in your room was soaked. "

The pancakes Aunt Susan made this time were American pancakes, usually with honey on top, but Li Fan really didn't like sweets, so he silently walked to the refrigerator and took out a can of Lao Ganma.

Uncle John didn't have breakfast together this time. He would go out earlier than Li Fan and Alice almost every morning.

Li Fan, Alice and Aunt Susan sat at the table and finished the pancakes harmoniously.

This wave, this wave screams, only Uncle John's injured world is completed.

Back at school, Li Fan could clearly feel the change in other people's attitudes towards him.

Those who once laughed at him now avoid his eyes, and those who once helped him also have a hint of fear in their eyes, just like the woman on the rainy night.

He remembered an issue that was often discussed on the Internet in his previous life. Is it not considered a good deed to help others in order to maintain one's sense of superiority?

But for now, these problems have nothing to do with him. Now he has to face Ned, who is running towards him with tears on his face and trembling chest muscles.

"Li Fan, great, you're okay."

A piece of soft flesh with a cold appearance directly touched Li Fan's cheek.

"Let go, I can't breathe."

Li Fan slapped the soft flesh and struggled hard.

Of course, this was just a joke between Li Fan and Ned. After explaining the general outline of the matter, Li Fan and Ned walked towards the classroom talking and laughing.

"Oh my God, is it true? Why didn't I know you knew Chinese Kung Fu?"

Ned looked excited. The classic Jack Cheng action movie he had watched was instantly played in the theater in his mind at 20x speed.

"Hey, tell me, do you think I have a chance to become a kung fu hero?"

Li Fan glanced at the reserve hidden energy in Ned's body with disdain.

"You can't be a Kung Fu Master, but you can be a great emergency food guy."

Li Fan and Ned both came to school by school bus, so they came very early every time, but they came from two different directions.

As we all know, the United States is a free country, and it is not school time until the school bell rings.

So now there are only a few classmates sitting in the whole classroom. They are catching up on their sleep before leaving, or they are chatting and spanking like Li Vanned.

At this time, Parker also walked into the classroom. Yesterday, Uncle Ben and Aunt May comforted him for a long time. Uncle Ben even praised his bravery after patiently asking what happened.

But our classmate Parker still felt very embarrassed by the criticism in the school report. After all, he was just an ordinary thin-faced boy.

Stepping into the classroom, Peter Parker saw Li Fanzheng and Ned chatting animatedly. Naturally, he also joined in.But the band-aid on her face and the bruise on the bridge of her nose made him a little embarrassed.

"Oh, Parker! I'm so glad you're okay!"

Little fat Ned used the meat bomb attack again!Parker's whole body was held in the air, and his small body seemed to fall apart at any time.

"Do you want to learn Chinese Kung Fu with Li Fan? Did you see how handsome he looked yesterday?"

"Let me tell you, if we can learn Li Fan's skills, we will be the most beautiful trio on this street! Are you a little otaku afraid that you will not have a girlfriend by then?"

Ned put his arm around Parker's shoulders and spanked him. He didn't even notice that four girls came up behind him after a brief whisper.

"Parker, we gave this to you. You were really brave yesterday."

The blond girl at the front of the three girls handed Parker a box of band-aids with a blush on her face, and then she was pushed to another corner of the classroom amidst the laughter of the two girls behind.

"Parker, you betrayed revolutionary friendship!"

The little fat man standing aside had dog food thrown at his face all the time, and his whole body felt bad.The man opposite them had a different feeling. He always felt that these three girls were very familiar to him.

So Li Fan pretended to be casual and asked, "Are the three girls from our class?"

"Oh, Li Fan, I forgot. You and Parker didn't come yesterday afternoon. You were absent from the entire self-introduction session."

Ned really changed his mind faster than turning over a book. He swept away the previous haze and started chatting about the three girls with a face full of gossip.

"Those three are Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane Watson and Cindy Moon.

And the first two people knew Parker personally, one was his childhood sweetheart, and the other was his classmate in the freshman year of high school. "

As he said that, he didn't forget to deliberately nudge Parker with his elbow, his eyes full of "you know."The innocent little insect lowered his head after being teased by this veteran driver. His entire ears began to turn red, and his voice even weakened by 3 degrees.

"They are just kind and care about me. What are you thinking..."

But at this time, Li Fan's head was buzzing.

What the hell?

Good guy, all three girlfriends are here.

Gwen and Mary Jane naturally do not need to be explained too much.

Cindy Morn was bitten by the same spider as Peter Parker, and later became famous as Spider Silk.

Although Xiaochong behaves very innocently now, even after he became a hero, he was still the kind-hearted Peter Parker.

But Li Fan knew very well that this person was no less playful than Tony Stark.

He even had a secret meeting with Black Cat behind Mary Jane's back while he was in uniform.

But there is a good chance that Felicia Hardy, the black cat, did not appear in this class, otherwise this class would have been renamed Peter Parker's harem.

At night, you can fast forward directly to Spider-Man vs. 300.

The time spent chatting always passed very quickly. After the bell rang, everyone returned to their seats.Fortunately, Lightning only gave Puck a hard look when he came to class this morning and didn't cause any more trouble.

"Students, before class, I want to announce two things to you."

The fat lady on the podium has a low and steady voice, which always makes people feel drowsy.

"We are going to the Osborne Group to participate in a technology exhibition the day after tomorrow. Please be sure not to be late in the morning and gather at 7 o'clock."

As soon as he heard that there was no need to go to class, the classmates immediately started to stir up a commotion. However, Li Fan had already been mentally prepared. He could not wait to form a team with Xiaochong.

What?You said you want to see Deadpool team up with Spider-Man?

You can pull it down, not everyone can look directly at the face of the ancient god.

"The second thing is that I will be on a business trip these days for some things. This week there will be a new teacher to replace me as the class teacher and give you math classes.

Let us welcome Mr. Colson with a round of applause. "

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As soon as he heard the name, the vigilance radar on Li Fan's head went off instantly, and then he saw the middle-aged man who walked up to the podium with a bald spot that had not been cured for many years.

Oh shit, it's over!

Li Fan's mind started running wildly the moment he saw Colson.

Why did he come to our school?

Are you here to catch me?

Then there is no need for him to come to school and pretend to be a teacher?

By the way, is the Punisher really that fast?

Or is he here to protect Parker?

I remember in a certain timeline, his parents were scientists at SHIELD.

So why not get Black Widow or Hawkeye?

How to choose the one with the weakest fighting ability?

In this regard, Li Fan chose to stand still - it was beyond the calculation range, and his brain chose to give up.

Coulson on the podium memorized his manuscript fluently. In order to cover the operation three days later, he needed an excellent outpost command vision, so it was best to choose a teacher who was harmless to humans and animals.

But what is very interesting is that the first moment he came to the podium, his agent intuition noticed that there was a boy below who suddenly made a fleeing reaction.

However, the veteran agent didn't take it to heart. After all, he could check the child's background in three days.

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